/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11753384
oh nooo

>>11753384
it's for my butt btw, not sure if that's important.

>>11753389
can you give us a full in depth review?

>>11753389
Fuck off same fagger

Butt jokes aside, is that thing designed to make your hand slip down it and slam into the spikes?

>>11753403
You aren't smashing the meat with all your force idiot. But, yes, buttplug jokes aside, there's a reason why the fucking mallet hammer design hasn't changed for tens of thousands of years is because it's the best design, this is shit.

>>11753384
>another gay thread

>>11753426
>You aren't smashing the meat with all your force idiot.
Then you aren't getting tender meats, my friend. Because that doesn't have an arm like a mallet you will be smacking harder with the hand. Then maybe the hand is a little slippery from some oil. Maybe some people like to drink while cooking a lose track of their strength a little bit.

>>11753398
>Reversible
>pounds and porks
heheh

>>11753384
Those little metal spikes on the end of that thing look so sinister.

>>11753475
Have you ever used that kind of tool? It requires very little force. It's weight alone does the job. You don't have to apply force.

>>11753384
Does /ck/ use squat plugs too?

>>11753384
how do the spikes even work? can the bottom piece be taken off and reversed?

>>11753459
>All the threads are the gay threads

>>11753384
Oh, it's good for pounding, all right
>if you get my drift

>>11753459

>>11755440
They tickle the spokes in your asshole

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one on /ck/ who tried dick twice with an open mind and just didn't like it at all.

>>11755934
Not gay, btw.

>>11753384
i wanna put that in my butt uwu

>>11755934
Wow. How cultured.

>>11755965
Shut up you little slut, this is a food board. FOOD BOARD

>>11755974
s-sorry anon ;-; i mean.. i wanna use that tenderizer on my steaks!

>>11753384
I really thought it’s some luxury metal buttplug from that thumbnail.

>>11753475
>Maybe some people like to drink while cooking

>some people

>some

>>11755977
s-sorry anon ;-; i mean.. i wanna use that tenderizer on my steaks!

>>11755982
who says it can't be

>>11755934
I sucked two dicks in one night and then waited a few years and sucked another but I left because he had something on his dick he said was a shaving scar. Pretty much got it out of my system but I can’t have my TOTALLY HETERO BRO STATUS anymore

>>11755934
>>11756003
>me and gf of 10 years have a in joke about the fact that I can't cum very much
>she calls me 'the nostaino volcano' because my cum is so weak and small that i can't even stain her clothes
>one day we have a fight and don't talk for a few days
>we fought because of a joke I made where i compared her body to cashew nuts and lined up 200 cashew nuts in order of how much they looked like her
>anyway in this period stayed with a gay friend
>we fucked a few times
>came BUCKETS every time

am I gay

>>11756041
ur gay m80

>>11756041
she must be really gross if she looks like 200 chashew nuts

>>11756049
>>11756049
i told her she only looked like the 50 ugliest ones

>>11756050
is she fat and greasy and i can just picture all the weird looking fat rolls. u should go fuck your gay friend some more

>>11756041
How the fuck does your gf look like a damn cashew?

>>11753459
>not enjoying the funposting and encouraging the epic trolls
lol KEK

>>11753384
My dumbass sister has a ton of these but she doesn't even bother keeping them in the kitchen like a normal person, and she always gets really pissed whenever she catches me using them, as if all cooking tools aren't fair use. Stupid cunt.

>>11755987
The primary purpose is pounding a meat but if you want to, use it primarily as a buttplug, I am not against that.

>>11756041
>>we fought because of a joke I made where i compared her body to cashew nuts and lined up 200 cashew nuts in order of how much they looked like her
>is also gay

>>11756041
>lining up cashews in ranked order of appearance to gf

hooolly fuck I’m laughing

>>11756003

This is me m8. I’ve sucked three cocks but haven’t even kissed a dude or fucked. I consider myself 15% gay cuz 10 isn’t enough but 1/5 is too much.

You might be full gay but it could also just be prostate stimulation.

Wait were you pitching or catching?

>>11756100
>My dumbass sister has a ton of these
fapfapfapfapfap

>>11755986
God damn, I want that meat in me. Looks juicy.

>>11753384
Why the fuck does it have spikes up there?

>>11755934
Seriously people who "try" homosexual shit already have a gay streak at the very least.

>>11756241
Look at the thread.

>>11756246
its normal to experiment with friends. I sucked off a classmate during highschool and hes married now.

>>11756255
Doesnt ge tanswered

>>11756308
Married to a dude I bet faggot

>>11756313
no he married a thai girl he met in a club (lul)

>>11753384
It looks like a lemon juicer and the spikes at the bottom catch the pips. You could juice any citrus fruit with this.

>>11756041
Yeah, bro either that or she's really ugly.

>>11756041
well were you the pitcher or the catcher....?

>>11753426
>buttplug jokes
I'm not joking. I want that thing up inside me.

>>11756315
Hey Asian immigrants you meet at clubs can be good gfs

>>11756308
i have missed that warm, smooth mouth. you did such a better job than my wife.

>>11756120
>>11756041
>>11755934
You guys are just being degenerates. No one is naturally gay.

>>11756652
He's naturally gay btw, if that helps anything.

>>11755934
No one just trys being gay unless they are gay. You're gay nigga and degenerate
I'm gay and I aint even as degenerate as you

clean it up janny

>>11753384
>would be easy to store.
hahahahahaha nature's pocket, right? RIGHT?! LOL

>>11753384
>Looks like it's great for pounding and would be easy to store.
Anon, I’d imagine the spikes would hurt

>>11756041
Dude, she was probably just uggo and a bitch. But yeah, you probably a little BI-curious.