/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11739442

Monatomic elements.

CURSE YOU PHOTOSYNTHESIS!!!

WE SHALL FIGURE YOU OUT EVENTUALLY!

Once we discover the pepperoncini group human evolution will accelerate exponentially

>>11739442
"food group" is made up bullshit.
Our nutrition standards aren't even accurate.
They slam in your face that you're supposed to get 100% daily value of micronutrients that your body is capable of manufacturing on its own anyway. But they'll skip taurine because it's not "technically" an amino acid although your body clearly needs to have certain levels of taurine to function.
And if you ingest too much of any micronutrient you can throw your system into all sorts of chaos with the body trying to pass and filter the excess out.

We don't have "major hidden food group" because it's all made up stuff to begin with. However I guarantee you that we barely have a handle on nutrition and we probably won't get real answers until we get big agribusiness phony capitalism out of our science. Only thing I know for sure if there was a single missing major food group:

lots of *good* water

>>11739567
>They slam in your face that you're supposed to get 100% daily value of micronutrients that your body is capable of manufacturing

Such as? The biggest ones government cares about are Iodine and Folic Acid, I'm guessing those aren't the ones you mean.

>But they'll skip taurine because it's not "technically" an amino acid although your body clearly needs to have certain levels of taurine to function.

Clear as mud.

>>11739458
Any reason why (((scientists))) are working on making food from nothing instead of letting everyone have photosynthesis? It’s almost like (((they))) have something planned that’ll block out the sun for good

>>11739442
Probably some alien life form which we'll both try to fuck and eat, possibly simultaneously.

Bugs

>>11739442
Bacterial or algal plaques/mats. High protein, low fat and fiber, probably tastes disgusting tho.

Poop

>>11739631
That's bigger than nuclear bomb maps I've seen

>>11739631

>>11739442
Yes, they are called probiotics and most people don't get near enough of them.

Phytonutrients might be something too.

>>11739631
>virtually all of Middle America destroyed or heavily damaged
I see little issue with this

>>11739685
Learn to read, boy.

>>11739442
Pussy.

Or cock, if you are a female.

>>11739442
yeah the FDA

>>11739442
I don't see why not, they just recently discovered umami

>>11739631
Why did I never realize this

>>11739989
Learn to comprehend, fag

it appears Scientists are very close to an undiscovered food group. Nick-named "Fenster" it's described as not protein, a little carbohydratey or not, far from a fat. "It's just 'Fenster' says one Harvard researcher, 'deal with it'."

>>11739442
+1 vote for Americans to be eating thin air eh

mycoprotein. mushroom protein. not a plant, not an animal. there may be millions of fungi that can be grown in vats and processed to extract the protein. kirk out

>>11739567
Dude there are scientific fields and positions that are specifically designed around nutrition. Nutritionists and the like are healthcare professionals that spend 4 years(sometimes more) studying the human body, what it takes in, and how it metabolises everything. They spend countless hours in their area under other medical professionals training and looking for signs as to go about that job. You have no clue what you're talking about.
The field is well known, and the knowledge about nutrition is well based. Granted it is still growing and evolving with modern science.

>barely have a handle on nutrition.

Such clear disinformation, you've obviously never went to a doctor or nutritionist.

>>11739631
Revelation 6:12, KJV

And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood;

>>11739544
How u pronounce this
>pepper-cheeni
>pepper-on-sini
>pepperon-cheeni

Rich people.

>>11742791
This site is never one to be outdone on the stupid, is it?

Soy

>>11739613
you have to eat a 100% meat diet if you want to survive
fun fact: in the stone age, people lacked knowledge of water purification, yet had little water-born diseases, ever wonder why? because they had a 100% carnivorous diet, and meat has enough juices in it to sustain a person indefinitely on a 100% meat diet.

>>11739983
But muh breadbasket, think of the soybeans and feed corn!

>>11741486
All that study and reasearch and they're still even more divided and transient than economists, amazing

>>11739983
They'll probably just nuke the world pre-emptively before they lose their military capability after it happens.

>>11739983
Except that it would spread ash across the globe, bringing about an ice age.
Like it or not, if something happens in america it will affect the rest of the world too.

>>11743021
100% carnivorous animals still have to drink water.

>>11743958
fuck you go be retarded somewhere else

>>11740581
???

>>11744265
Your actually autistic

>carbs
>fiber
>minerals
>vitamins
>protein
>cholesterols
>triglycerides
>fats
thats basically every nutrition group that isnt fringe stuff like flavonoids and active cultures

>>11742896
Pepper o' chinny

>>11744719
What are you trying to say about my actually autistic? I think you got cut off. :^)