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How the fuck does he eat so much without becoming obese? He uploads like 5 videos a week and eats a minimum of like 4k calories in each one, and he's not that big of a guy. Seriously, has he ever mentioned what his workout routine is? Or does he have the greatest genetics on earth?

>> No.11734903

>>11734899
Stop shilling eceleb garbage.

>> No.11734925

>>11734899
Bulimia, meth, or parasites.

Or all three.

>> No.11734943

I hope his crew doesn't go all #MeToo on him

>> No.11734947

>>11734899
Life hack: Drink a half-cup of astroglide before eating a big meal to enjoy the full meal without absorbing any of the calories. In one end, right out the other.

>> No.11735158

>>11734925
How do I into bulimia? I need to drop some weight but I don't want to stop eating

>> No.11735160

>>11735158
Put fingers in your throat like a teenage girl after every meal.
Beware of stomach acid rotting your teeth.

>> No.11735163

>>11734899
He has workout videos

>> No.11735184

I saw this guy in Times Sq 42nd Street station a few months ago but before I had a chance to harass him he was gone

>> No.11735736

>>11735158
develop willpower faggot

>> No.11736441

>>11734899
he works out a lot. routine is kind of meh but he has discipline and is actually pretty strong.

>> No.11736449

He has a healthy lifestyle. Works out, and does some weird Chinese style meditation that got him banned from China or something.

Pretty cool guy. I rate him.

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>>11734899
Dunno who he is or what he normally eats, but that plate before him is not 4k calories...

>> No.11736502

>>11736464
he doesnt eat one plate of food ina video you retard

>> No.11736509

>>11736464
That's a bowl not a plate

>> No.11736525

>>11736509
>>11736502
>Dunno who he is

>> No.11736526

>>11736449
>weird Chinese style meditation that got him banned from China


wat?

>> No.11736535

>>11736526
>banned from China
>weird
pick one

>> No.11736536

>>11734899
asian genes

>> No.11736537

>>11736526
He's practices Falun Gong. From wikipedia:

>Falun Gong originated and was first taught publicly in northeastern China in 1992 by Li Hongzhi. It emerged toward the end of China's "qigong boom"—a period that saw a proliferation of similar practices of meditation, slow-moving energy exercises and regulated breathing. It differs from other qigong schools in its absence of fees or formal membership, lack of daily rituals of worship, its greater emphasis on morality, and the theological nature of its teachings. Western academics have described Falun Gong as a qigong discipline, a "spiritual movement", a "cultivation system" in the tradition of Chinese antiquity, or as a form of Chinese religion.

>> No.11736539

>>11736464
he often eats multiple servings in one sitting.

Then goes to another restaurant to eat more servings within the same afternoon.

>> No.11736544

>>11736525
>He uploads like 5 videos a week and eats a minimum of like 4k calories in each one
oh in that case you're totally not a retard for not understanding this very simple sentence

>> No.11736573

I eat like 3k calories in one meal. I only eat once a day. I go for an hour run 3 times a week. Workout 3 times a week. Not hard honestly.

>> No.11736576

>>11734899
he has a hot girlfriend as well right?

>> No.11736585

>>11736537
ah I was actually thinking it might be falun gong, basically the church of Scientology in the qigong world. Thanks.

>> No.11736586

>>11734925
>>11734899
>>11735160
pretty sure he said he works out a lot. he doesn't display any visible symptoms of an eating disorder

>> No.11736593

>>11736576
there's some random white chick in all his vids but he never said anything about having a girlfriend

>> No.11736967

Kinda sucks that he cannot go into china because they will kidnap him and harvest his healthy organs for practicing falun gong and being anti communist china

>> No.11736977

>>11734899
A lot of Asians have elite level fast metabolisms
>t. Chink that is unable to put on weight

>> No.11736991

He's Asian. All of the ones who do this shit are.

>> No.11737013

>>11734899
I thought the same, it's quite a lot he eats in one sitting, even without editing tricks.

I watched a few of his videos when I first discovered his channel, a few were interesting but he became obnoxious EXTREMELY fast, and is in general the cancer that is killing food on youtube.

>> No.11737050

>>11734899
calories in
calories out
we've been through this like a thousand times Jim

>> No.11737078

>>11736526
he follows some ancient religion but china government is communists so they will proceed to make ur life shit if you """belong"""" to some religious group
>t. Han Muslim who isn't even religious
they'll literally put you to prison-style school/camp if you don't agree to suck jinping communism cock

>> No.11737085

>>11736593
She belongs to us, white brother

>> No.11737232

>>11736585
>basically the church of Scientology in the qigong world
What?
But its peculiarity is how you DON'T have to pay or formally belong to it, unlike other qigong schools.
It's the complete opposite of how Scientology operates.

>> No.11737368

>>11734899
He's asian. A lot of asians who rook rike him have superior metabolisms. I'm not even being edgy.

>> No.11737433

>>11734947
I feel like this is bs

>> No.11737472

>>11734899
12x3 reps of toilet bowl assisted inverse esophagus pushdowns

>> No.11737498

>>11735158
just start doing meth, and get some stomach parasites

>> No.11738769

i can't find his workout videos, someone link them pls

>> No.11738792

>>11736573
omad is a meme

>> No.11738874

>>11735158
Stop being pathetic and start working out, if you work out hard enough you can eat pretty much as much as you want and benefit from it

>> No.11738880

>>11736585
The only thing weird about Falun Gong is that the Chinese government harvests the organs of its practicioners

>> No.11738977

>>11738880
>Always knew this was the why he doesn't travel to china.

Fuck him. His videos are crap. He steals ideas and thumbnails from other youtubers. Also, he acts like hes an expert on chinese culture, but knows nothing about it. His information is usually false or outdated.

I'm also assuming that his falun gong sect is run by white people. In one of his old channels, the behind-the-scenes crew was all white guys

Guess what site this is from?

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>>11737433
What if it isn't?

>> No.11739294

>>11738792
Only if your one meal is a buffet and you're a fat sack of shit who chugs soda and snacks all day outside of your meal.
>was 5'7" 200 lbs
>OMAD for the summer
>lost 25 lbs within a few weeks
>slowed down in the last half and lost 15 lbs due to bringing back soda and snacking into my diet
>exercised every morning during the week
OMAD is king. Fuck all those fad diets like keto, vegan, and water fast.

>> No.11739316

>>11734899
High metabolism does wonders to your weight

>> No.11739360

>>11734899
>genetics
This is your brain on fat

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>>11738977
Agreed.

>> No.11739670

>>11739294
it makes absolutely 0 difference if you eat all your allotted calories in one meal vs split evenly between 2 or 3 meals

>> No.11740157

>>11739555
mikey chen would assrape this faggot in a fight

>> No.11740420

>>11740157
You sure a puny human can beat a demon in a fight?

>> No.11740446

>>11734899
Genetics and also probably starves himself throughout the week so he stays low on calories.

>> No.11740495

>>11734899
There are a LOT of people who can eat like he does and not gain weight. I don't eat exactly like he does, but I eat more than most people I know and I am a fucking skeleton with flesh, even now at age 33. This guy I work with is near obese and I've gotten to know him, he eats LITERALLY 40% of what I eat in a day, and nearly the same kinds of foods and we both hold a desk job. Sometimes, it /actually/ is genetic.

>> No.11740509

>>11740495
These are called body types: Ecto, Endo and Mesomorphs.

Ectos usually are literal stick figures, Endo's a bit more wider from the bottom and hold onto fat easily, Mesos are those muscular, superhero looking guys who are naturally like that who gain muscle easily.

>> No.11740511

>>11736585
You are very, very confused.

>> No.11740595
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11740595

>>11734899
God Mikey is so goddamn qt. I want to slobber on his cock under the dining table while he wolves down plates of grade A marbled Kobe beef hotpot, and occasionally brings my head up from below the table to feed me the quality hotpot food with his mouth after I swallow his thick creamy load without leaking a single drop of his cum onto the floor.
I can't be the only one right? Haha...

>> No.11740607

>>11734899
It's called "not eating garbage". If I've said this before I say it again, when you eat stuff thats not Cheetos and shit it's a lot easier to stay fit.

>> No.11740830

>>11740595
You think you can handle Mikey-chan's massive creamy dreamy steamy logs?

>> No.11740839

>retarded fatties itt thinking everybody needs to be on drugs to stay a healthy weight while eating a lot

you know some people just have fast metabolisms right? I can eat 2.5k - 3k calories in a day and never budge, I have to start eating 3.5k+ everyday for weeks to start putting on pounds.

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>>11740830
God imagine how thick and potent his loads are with all the food he eats. Bet he could get me boypregnant haha
>tfw ywn carry Mikey's foodbaby

>> No.11741308

>>11740865
ur gay

>> No.11741976

>>11739294

Water fast isn't a diet you utter imbecile. You do it for health reasons, eg to battle asthma or rheuma.

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>>11741308
Wow what gave that away?

>> No.11742573

>>11737078
>Han Muslim
theyre called hui you faggot
at least get your facts right when you try larping on the internet

>> No.11742594

>>11734899
yes he works out a lot doing heavy lifting. he has a couple videos regarding his workout routine

>> No.11742613

>>11735158
swish coconut oil around in your mouth before you vomit to help protect from the acid. gargle with warm water afterwards, avoid brushing your teeth directly after vomiting unless you want to wipe the enamel off of your teeth.

>> No.11742622

Im not falling for his work out shit. He posted a video or two on his workout routine and while its good, hes definitely not consistent on it. Theres no way this guy who is constantly hopping between countries has access to a good gym in his hotels to do all that nor the time to commit to it. Im convinced east Asians have some kind of genetic ability to never get fat unless they try hard as fuck.

>> No.11742691

>>11739670
Ketosis kicks in after so many hours. That's a long-term difference.

>> No.11742698

>>11741976
Go on /fit/ and check Water Fast General. It's a diet.

>> No.11742719

>>11734899
>Workout rutine and genetics determines if im fat
How much of a soccer mom are you? And are you so rerarded that you think what you see that retard do on jewtube is what he daily does

>> No.11742722

>>11734899
Binging and purging

>> No.11742740

>>11736585
Kill yourself chink shill.

>> No.11742898

>>11736464
The guy eats like half a 7 eleven whe. he visits japan.

>> No.11743166

>>11742898
and every buffet in east asia he can find

>> No.11743194

4kcal a day? That's like a small bulk you fucking twink

t. /fit/

>> No.11743403

>>11743194
t. 350 lb powerfatter who just barely hit 1/2/3/4

>> No.11743929

Mike will never eat your boi hole and say "you know what this needs... some hot oil" right before he gives you a hot oil enema.

>> No.11744371

Whats with all the gay shit in this thread?

>> No.11745167
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11745167

>>11743929
STOP ONLY I'M ALLOWED TO HAVE LEWD MIKEY FANTASIES

>> No.11745478

Mikey the kind of guy to kiss you and cuddle with you after a long fuck session

>> No.11745618

>>11734947
No one wants to know how you prepare for buttsex.

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>>11745167
I don't know who you are, but you need to stop using my gems for your reactions

>> No.11745938

I want to fuck Mike

>> No.11746324
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11746324

>>11745918
You belong to me so your gems are also my gems

>> No.11746325

>>11734899
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPsnnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>> No.11746346

he has a thick body so i think he lifts so he can eat alot. also maybe he eats less on non filming days. his parents owned a buffet so hes used to that gorgin style of eating

>>11737368
>>11739316
post some studies to proof your claims

>> No.11747621

dirty gook

>> No.11747689
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>>11734899
Why did jack mute all of his comment sections? All of his new videos are closed to comments? Were people giving him shit after he kept eating poorly after his stroke?

>> No.11747754

>>11740509
nobody is a pure somatotype. I.e you are not an ectomorph, you may have ectomorph tendencies or you might have grown up on good healthy foods and are just active.

Though I'd like to think that somatotypes have at least some truth to them and have to do with your natural endocrine profile.

OP this man is not obese because he exercises. He almost certainly has more fat on him than you think, though.

>> No.11748128

>>11734899
i love how the fucking idiots of 4chan still dont understand how exercise works
why is everyone here so god damn dumb

hurrduur lets yell harrass and scream instead of picking up a fucking book or doing any sort of self improvement research


yall niggas are the kind of guys who talk shit about women refuse to bathe and brush there teeth then go muh society is why im a virgin

yall niggers make jokes a middleschool kid would find funny aka im funny because im edgy and wonder why people avoid you

yall fucks need to get yall shit together and find some sort of jesus to shame you into being something that isnt filth

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11748140

>>11748128
Nigger

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11748163

>>11740509
>peddling somatotypes in 2019

>> No.11748175

>>11748128
You seem like a miserable person. Are you okay? Anything you want to get off your chest?

>> No.11748261

>>11748175
yes im tired of dealing with idiots and having no power or authority to do a damn thing about it

>> No.11748403

>>11748261
get a life

>> No.11748529

>>11748403
says the three word reply on a communist cancer board i bet you are one of the above

>> No.11748541

>>11748529
>>11748403
take that back you are >harass
>instead of picking up a fucking book

>> No.11748565

>>11748261
Sounds like you should consider leaving the board. Tough solution, but around here you can expect maybe 10% quality tucked somewhere inside about 90% bullshit. If you have no patience to sort the quality from the bullshit, this simply isn't the place for sanity or reason. I mean, if you know a thing or two about fitness, you'd know that /fit/ is the same way. Too many memes and trolls and you'll drive yourself nuts if you take it seriously.

>> No.11748608

>>11748565
no sorry my anger doesnt derive from this board im just projecting personal situations on to it and the cancer that it is
also wheres the gold anymore i feel like that left once 4chan became and alt-norm site instead od a fringe site

/fit/ still has some speks of gold same with /adv/although less so but that seems to be it

>> No.11748625

>>11748608
Need to chat? If shit's getting heavy for you I can send you an email.

>> No.11748663

>>11736586
Working out to compensate for binge eating is a symptom of bulimia. Besides, bulimia is very rarely visible which is why it often gets diagnosed way later than anorexia.

>> No.11748755

>>11748625
nah im good ty though

>> No.11748784

It's pretty easy if you do intermittent fasting.
Eat 4k calories on camera on day, fast, eat 4k calories on camera next day. Repeat.

>> No.11748786

>>11734899
not gonna lie those noods look hella delish

>> No.11749820

>>11742719
Considering he pretty much uploads daily and shows him eating each meal, yes.

>> No.11749980

>>11740839
>retarded fatties
>describes how he can eat so much without weight gain due to metabolism (genetics)
Do you think before you post?

>> No.11750025

>>11748755
NP. Take care, anon.

>> No.11750044

>>11734899
He probably follows a pretty simple binge and fast cycle. That or he has a tapeworm.

>> No.11750047 [DELETED] 

>>11734899
why is he making that stupid face and why does it annoy me so much

>> No.11750401

>>11747689
JACK DIDN'T DO IT. IT WAS HIS BITCH WIFE TAMMY!!

>> No.11750440

>>11734925
Meth itself doesn't make you lose weight. Meth makes you hyper which definitely helps as you become manic and get a lot of energy but the real deal is that meth-heads don't eat cause they're too fucked in the head and spend all their money on drugs and not food.

>> No.11751366

it's kind of funny how seemingly the only stimulant americans know is 'meth'

>> No.11753132

>>11750440
meth definitely crushes appetite, take one hit and you won't think about food for several days

>> No.11753243

>>11751366

>t. addicted to shitty dutch speed paste

>> No.11753288

>>11747689
what the fuck he had a stroke and cant use his arm

>> No.11753739

>>11753288
his current "keto" diet looks like it might give him another stroke and possible take away his left arm too

>> No.11754143

>>11740595
he probably has a shorter but very thick cock with a fat head

hmmmmm

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>>11754143
Bet it smells like soysauce too mmmm yum yum in my tum

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>>11734899
He doesnt eat like 5 times a week like this, there is about 5 videos a month average from him, 2 months ago there were only 2 videos from him.

So if you look at it like this, it is actually very few times he eats like this.

>> No.11754608

>that shake shack video where he eats like 5 burgers, a milkshake, and cheese fries and then flies to california to eat 3 double doubles and animal fries
imagine how big and smelly his shits must be

>> No.11755304

>>11754209
This. He probably has 1-2 fat fuck days and the other are hard exercise days or not eating much at all.

>> No.11755933

>>11753288
I hope has another and loses his life

>> No.11755957

>>11737433
I tried it and it works

>> No.11757833

>>11753288
In one of his latest videos he rails against air fryers. He's never used one or reviewed one but he wants you to know they're dumb.

Something that evenly cooks food would ruin Jack's salmonella chicken game I guess.

>> No.11759017

>>11739294
a low carb diet is a very old method of weight loss

>> No.11759054

>>11754209
op being a faggot as usual

these videos are just this guys cheat days

>> No.11760471

>>11734899
>How the fuck does he eat so much without becoming obese?

Calories in and calories out. It's fairly easy to lose weight when you actually start realizing how many extra calories exist in shit like soda, coffee, etc. And how much you can easily burn with basic exercises like walking

>> No.11761631

>>11734899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU8XOVf6Fe0

Cardio: 4-5 miles
Arm Days:
dumbbell curls: 3 sets of 8
Cable curls: 3 sets of 8
Bar curls: 3 sets till fatigue
Chin ups: 3 sets till fatigue
Pull ups: 3 sets till fatigue
Dips: 3 sets till fatigue
Leg press: 3 sets of 10
Obelisk crunches: 3 sets of 30 on each side
Crunches 3 sets of 30
Leg raises: 3 sets of 10
Hanging leg raises: 3 sets of 10
Leg raises with balancing ball: 3 sets of 10
Plank: 3 sets of 2 min
Bicycle: 3 sets of 10
Chest Days:
3 sets of 10 flat bench
3 sets of 10 incline bench
3 sets of 10 decline bench
3 sets of 10 flys
3 sets of 10 lat pulldowns
3 sets of 10 back presses
3 sets of 10 cable rows
Same ab workout

>> No.11761642

>>11761631
on a side note does he come from old money or something love the guy but hes got that
chinese rich kid vibe

>> No.11761752

>>11761642
>does he come from old money
no
>hes got that chinese rich kid vibe
he doesn't. you're way off base there, maybe you dont know that many chinese people but he absolutely does not. chinese rich kid is either international and fobby or americanized af. mike is very similar to many lower-middle class chinese child of immigrants or people who moved here as children i know who grew up either in ethnic enclaves or the social (rather than actual physical) equivalent who only really americanized in late middle or high school or even college and therefore have weird/patchy understanding of cultural references (like they might know everything about john wayne because their dad liked him but not know that idaho is known for potatoes). and he seems like that because that's what he is. gotta say your chinese rich kid radar is poorly calibrated.

>> No.11761774

>>11735184
Cool story brah

>> No.11761780

>>11761752
no youre right, but how the hell is he so well funded hes got some not fucking around money to him

>> No.11761822

>>11736585
It is the Scientology of Chinese religion, just free. Go to any Falun gong practitioner. They're nutbags who thinks doing funny poses centers your chi and aligns your meridians and gives you divine sight.

>> No.11761845

>>11761780
i dont think he makes as much money as you seem to think but he has multiple successful channels, like 10 total and 2 with over 2 million subs and one with 600k, so he gets a lot of ad revenue. and im sure he gets some "social media influencer" money somehow. he's also part of falun gong, a chinese dissident religion/cult/movement and has some kind of business relationship with their outlets but i dont think they are actually funding him.

>>11761822
>They're nutbags who thinks doing funny poses centers your chi and aligns your meridians and gives you divine sight.
you just described like 95% of chinese people. they all believe in whacky shit like that. falun gong isn't really remarkable for chinese people in that respect.

>> No.11761869

>>11760471
Wanna know how many hours of cardio do you need to 'calories out' 4k calories? You stupid shit