/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11714316
Don't be concerned, there is a Quality Check that looks like it should take a few minutes.
Any inconsistencies, they'll catch them.

>>11714322
what is this image trying to convey

>>11714316
LOL U HAFF A FUNNY TAB OPEN XDD
U ARE LE FUNNY MAN XD

>>11714329

>>11714333
Huh?

>>11714336
I don't understand

>>11714316
ok anons wish me luck

>>11714351
We will need to see pics of the pizza/sides and your Nintendo Switch.

>>11714322
That's off the Pacific Highway, somewhere in the region of Port Macquarie, isn't it?

>>11714351
LOL ANOTHER FUNNY TAB! XDDDD
U HALARIOUS!!!! X

>>11714351
what toppings did you order + sides

>>11714351
I'm sick of Dominos pushing cancer niglets on me when I spend my money there.

>>11714367
? Anon are you Ok? do you have the brain damage?

>>11714366
It's at Larapinta, between Browns Plains and Forest Lake.

>>11714351
I'm super excited.
If OP delivers pics it will make my night, I'll imagine I'm sharing it with my /ck/ buddies.

>>11714401
I know what you mean. The pics are going straight on my Snapchat the moment I see them. My ex girlfriends are going to be impressed.

>>11714386
xD

>>11714316
Shea delivered. Chicken Alfredo pizza and some plain nuggies. I tipped her 3 dollars, which was 60 cents under 20% but I doubt she can do math fast enough to realize it

>>11714445
you ordered chicken pizza AND chicken poppers are you fucking retarded?

>>11714445
Gibs.
Post your feet pls.

>>11714445

>Not tipping a minimum of $5

You are a big jew.

>>11714445
I hope you get fired.

>>11714445
I am informing your boss. Good luck.

>>11714445
What kind of workplace is that? Looks depressing.

>>11714451
no he's based

>>11714445
i dont tip dominos, how should I feel?

>>11714445
Fake. That's not today's date. It's in a few months time.

>>11714464
Can't be too depressing.
He gets to look up gay porn and order pizza.

is Shea a girls name?

>>11714471
America does Month/Day/Year rather than Day/Month/Year

>>11714464
>>11714472
Hotel, it's moderately depressing

>>11714457
I usually tip a 5 but i'm saving my bills

>>11714478
Yes, Shea was a girl, a very short one. She barely came over the front desk

>>11714486
Newfag

>>11714445
You paid $18 for that shit?
Yikes.

>>11714500
he probably didn't use any coupons

>>11714493
I wish I could have seen her come over the front desk.

>>11714445
Kek

>>11714471
Dumb yurocuck

>>11714507
I used coupins, it was 2 items for 5.99 each
+ tax
+ delivery fee
+ 82 cents to Saint Juden

Does it strike anyone else as odd the hospital called St. Jude has a bunch of kids with shaved heads as their marketed image?

>>11714539
the rest of the world uses day/month/year because we're not special like the US

>>11714557
>we're not special like the US
we know

>>11714550
I strike it as odd that you still haven't posted your feet.
Also, your toilet is going to be destroyed later and I for one am quite jealous of that toilet.

>>11714550
their heads arent shaved anon...

What should I order, /ck/?

>>11714594
make some poor anon do something humiliating for one lol

>>11714564
>>11714455
Ok but only because of double dubs

>>11714594
Uncooked base, Alfredo sauce, pineapple, musrooms, olives, anchovies, no cheese

>>11714445
Which Hampton inn do you work at?

>>11714594
Pay the $3 upcharge for a large so you can get a brooklyn style. Pick marinara over the standard tomato sauce. Onion and mushroom for toppings.

>>11714602
your legs are too short and your feet are alarmingly small.

>>11714602
You're short and husky, so cute.
ASL?

>>11714606
>your feet are alarmingly small.
I wear like 12.5's
>>11714604
I work at a Hilton property

>>11714594
hear me out okay
get a ham pizza
and get them to put pineapple on it

>>11714602
>non Velcro shoes
I'm disappointed..

>>11714602
Are you a "bigger" guy?

>>11714602

>>11714619
yes I am very fat
>>11714611
I am 5'11

>>11714612
I knew it was something Hilton related by the computers. I used to GM a Hampton.

Are you night audit? Every person I've met who does audit is weird as fuck

>>11714634
Yes, i'm Night Audit, it is currently midnight. I have been doing night audit for about 4-5 years now.

I used to be full time Night Audit - then management heard I was looking for a new job/to get out of the industry. Source: someone fucking called them to verify employment and check my references. Cunts never even gave me an interview.

that filtered back to the GM, who panicked and went "we gotta hire a new auditor stat". it took them 4 months to find some girl, who I trained, and at the end of it turned out they had hired her as full time. Eventually (in 2-3 weeks) corporate figured out and lost their shit. I took it in stride and volunteered to take the weekends while I looked for a new job. That was last year, like 3 months ago. I'm still only working 2-3 days(nights) a week. Fuck my life.

Every person i've met who does GM is peevish and highstrung.

>>11714619
Obviously.

>>11714655
>Every person i've met who does GM is peevish and highstrung.
Not untrue. I ended up leaving because the job takes over your life and I didn't like it. It also led to me eating like shit, drinking, and getting really fat

>>11714655
oh hey i used to do night audit too. i had to leave it after a while though. not sleeping at night really did a number on my brain.

>>11714663
Lol

>>11714614
>>11714605
>>11714603
>>11714601
I just got something good. No memes

>>11714670
>I ended up leaving because the job takes over your life and I didn't like it
Yeah, my AGM get's worked like a fucking rented mule. And you can never really get away from the hotel. Feel sorry for that guy. GM I never see, but that doesn't mean he's not working. Most likely he's just getting shit on by corporate all the time, rather than the rest of us getting shit on by the guests. He's still kind of a highstrung dickweed.

>>11714683
the night shift is why I wanna get out. Otherwise it's a terribly chill job. I do NOT want to do daytime shifts though, as hospitality is anything BUT chill during the daylight. Mornings are OK, if it's not insanely busy, but standing around chained to a desk not doing anything drives me bonkers, it's why I had to quit groceries. Also i'm a fat piece of shit and it hurts my knees and feet

>>11714704
I used to come in between 9 or 10 and sometimes not leave until 9 or 10. Sometimes i would see the night auditor coming in at 11.

And I didn't have an AGM (though I tried), so I was also usually the first person called if a serious issue popped up like with security, etc.

>>11714655
Maybe instead of ordering pizzas and looking up gay porn you should be bringing in sandwiches and job hunting?

>>11714700
12"?
Now that the kids have ordered, what will the grown-ups have?

>>11714619
(for you)

>>11714724
I usually brown bag, and I fire off about 3-4 applications a week. My fault was getting a shitty meme degree instead of something for business or STEM

On the subject of hotels, this is what we feed you filfth in the mornings

>>11714744
nice, I stuff myself at the buffet

>>11714719
>no AGM
ah, thats why. Hotels are a pyramid scheme. The GM forces all the work on the AGM, the AGM forces all the work on HSKP Lead, the """engineer""", and Front End Supervisor

They, in turn, force all the work onto the Housekeepers, Housemen, and Desk Monkeys

>>11714744
Are you in a State that doesn't have fresh farm good available?
Kinda sad, really.

>>11714663
Nice one mate

>>11714751
Here, I drew a helpful chart
>>11714784
>a chain hotel
>fresh goods
lmao

>>11714784
OP is in NC as detected by the plant codes used on the Glenview Farms box.
Currently emailing all Hilton's a screengrab of OP looking up porn, ordering pizza and telling us all we are filth.

>>11714829
A good ol' fashion doxxing. It's been too long.

>>11714829
>>11714844
i'm not in NC, and even if I was, night audit is pretty much bullet proof as long as you show up and do your job.

Nobody wants to be the guy coming in at 11 pm and working till 7 am

>>11714829
Don’t be a nigger

>>11714367
You're a fucking newfag.

>>11714892
>doesn't understand
>i know ill call him a newfag!
Haha got em!

>>11714333
>>11714367
based.
op you are reddit

>>11714744
No wonder you guys don't mind me coming in off the street and eating that garbage when I'm not a guest.

>>11714445
>big bara mens dicks violent ejaculation
lolwut

>>11714784
Pretty much this: >>11714822
Hilton brands have (or at least had) contracts with Sysco and brand standards that penalize you if you buy fresh foods. Marriott is the same with US Foods I believe.

If QA comes in and you have something non-standard or evidence of ordering non-standard foods in the past, you can get really fucked over and those scores are very important to your standing in the overall chain, bonuses, etc

>>11714829
When I first started at a hotel their training computer, which was out of sight of the cameras), had a virus scanning program running and it showed a bunch of cookies/history files to beastiality websites. I told my supervisor/trainer.

They told him to knock it off but he kept his job.

>>11714892
>thinks having le randumb xD tabs open is supposed to be the joke

>>11714322
>Any inconsistencies, they'll catch them.
lmao I order Domino's once a week and every time I ask for blue cheese, they give me ranch, and half the time they bring me regular Coke instead of diet

>>11714451
don't bully him, he just likes chicken anon

>>11714316
>using discord in a browser

jesus fucking christ OP

>>11714333
>doesnt fap to gay sex with hats on

look at this fag