/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11682755
I would eat a Patti-melt

>>11682755
I have cats and think they're great but I don't understand why someone would let them walk on the counter. I've seen cooking videos where a cat is just sitting on their cutting board.

>>11682755
Those are mostly antinatalists trying to circumvent their desire to rear and nurture a baby by acting like their pest control is their offspring. Sleeping in the same bed and showng them how they cook - mostly even cooking for their pets with high grade food.

Truly pathetic.

Cats are the only thing on earth that drink the milk of another animal. Think about tha... ohh

>>11682761
What.

>>11682759
They won't if you train them properly but some smarter cats are good at pretending and will do whatever they want when they think you can't see them (this is where cameras come in handy)

>>11682761
>he thinks a cat would actually get into a bed with a human
Lol

>antinatalists
Oh it's you isn't it, pic related.

Drown it, then kill yourself. Everybody hates you.

>>11682755
My cats don't ever even attempt to get on the kitchen counters but it they did I would shoo them off. I love my kitters (and Patti) but I don't want their hair in my food any more than it already is.

>>11682784
>a child on a plane, a manchilds biggest fear
Your grandparents died horrible deaths to secure your families life, I think you can handle a child, if it's well raised. The kids you hate are those without siblings and with single mothers which give instantly in to have their peace, disregarding everything else.

Our kids behave better than most millenials. But than again, so do our pets.

If you have an indoor cat, it jumps up on the counters when you aren't around.
I beat the absolute shit out of my mom's cat when I find it on the counter and it still won't stop.
You can't train a cat, they aren't dogs. They will always think they are smarter than you and they will do things when you aren't there.

>>11682818
>oh but it's just 11 hours of nonstop torture
I would like you to die a horrible death
>my precious little angel can do no wrong
Incorrect.
>Our kids
Are you actually posting in the first person plural on 4chan? Someone call child protective services.

>>11682827
That man owns a Nintendo Switch.

>>11682829
The picture was taken in 2010, so that's rather unlikely as he would probably have been in his 40s by the time that thing came out.

One thing that you'll find strange as you grow older is that certain things you thought were awesome as a kid are now boring, and certain things you thought were boring as a kid are now awesome. Like, the way you think of the new intendo, you'll have those feelings towards a fancy stove or an ETF. Sad but true.

>>11682818
>those without siblings
Hey, I'm just gonna stick up for only children and say that I was a fucking good kid.

>>11682827
>implying you fly 11 h on a regular basis for it to be a real concern
>implying niggers don't make your life harder than any child you have encountered your whole life
>implying a sane person doesn' buy ear plugs and an eye mask before take off
>implying a child can even physiclly kvetch so long
Good lord, you people are so pathetic trying to shame on people having kids. But I guess I'l have to thank you for naturally selecting yourself out of the gen pool in the name of our future society.

>>11682761
>>11682784

My cat cuddles up with me to sleep most days. Comfy as fuck.

>>11682894
That's why you have a wife. Cuddles and blowjobs are far superiour to fall asleep.

>>11682839
>The picture was taken in 2010
Fuck your linear time bullshit, soylib.

>>11682903
Sleep is the highest pleasure because it's the only way to escape this fucking shitty reality, if only for a moment.

>>11682903
>hello 4chan I have had the sex

>>11682903
She has RLS and we work separate shifts. You ever try sleeping beside someone with RLS? You don't. We bang and cuddle on our days off and on days where we both work the cat takes turns sleeping with us.

>>11682906
>because it's the only way to escape this fucking shitty reality
Unshit your reality, anon.

>>11682848
>selecting yourself out of the gen pool in the name of our future society
I'm happy to do that as I'm neither selfish nor cruel enough to inflict the future dystopian hellscape you and your ilk helped create on another being. Spewing out spawn would be judged criminal if sanity still existed in this world, and the fact that it's not further justifies and sanctions the rationalization against spawning.

tl;dr go breed somewhere else breeders

>>11682949
>swallowing the nwo koolaid that hard
Thank God it only takes a single generation for the weak to be thrown out. I'll tell my children about the tales of the delusional fags justifiying their inability to compete.

>>11682755
Mine stopped doing it after I let him smell some ginger. He would still watch me cook from further away though, which was qt :3

>>11682818
>Our kids
>Millennials

/Ck/ boomer board confirmed?

>retard child NPC tries to force cat to act like his little plush doll
>gets cut and punctured by The Killing Machine
>BUUHH CATS SUCK I HATE CATS FOREVER

many such cases!

>>11683069
Cats are the ultimate asshole detector. A dog will be nice to anyone but you can't lie to a cat. If you get fucked up by a cat you're a shit person.

>>11683064
I'm a proud 30-year old Boomer.

>>11682755
I find it revolting when a cat is walking around cooking and preparation surfaces. They paw through a litter box full of piss, shit, and dirt, then track that nastiness everywhere. Add to the fact that most catfags believe cats "bathe" themselves, and make no effort to clean an animal that is now getting its fucking hair everywhere.
However, I can still put all that shit aside because this anons threads>>11667961 are fucking great.

>>11682848
>excusing something because it isn't as bad as niggers

based

Imagine this: you’re walking somewhere and you have a bit of time. You see a nice, well-maintained park and you decide to cut through. As you’re walking, it strikes you that the foliage, lawns, and flowers are strikingly maintained. You see a park bench ahead, and since you have time, why not sit down?

It’s spring and mostly warm, but it was a chilly night. You’re warm in the sun but everything that sat uncovered overnight has a bit of a chill to it still.

As you approach the bench, your right hand reaches for your belt buckle, deftly unlocking it. You slide the leather end of the belt out of the metal loop and let it hang aside. You’ve gained 10 lbs, so the next slight pop of your pants’ top button as you undo it comes as no surprise. You feel the welcoming spring air as you slide the zipper down.

You sit on the bench, pants fully unzipped now, but still up. Your left foot instinctually reaches over to your right foot’s heel, securing your shoe while you slip your right foot out of your shoe. You now lift your fully nude (sans sock) right leg out of your pant leg. Your crotch is now fully exposed to the morning air and sunlight.

You reach your hands back toward your hindquarters, with each grabbing an ass cheek. You furiously spread your cheeks, exposing your greasy anus. On the corner of the cold, wooden park bench, your anus touches down on the rough, weather-treated wood, leaving an indelible imprint.

You reverse everything, zip up, and continue on. Congratulations, you are a cat and sat on literally anything. It’s fucking disgusting if you map it to human terms.

>>11682823
You beat the shit out of it? Grow up you cunt, spray it with a bit of water you fucking idiot, you get the same message across without actually beating a cat up, even that fucking sentence is ridiculous...

>>11682949
>breeders
holy shit, the cringe
go back to r/childfree, or don't because you'll probably never have the opportunity to procreate

>>11683186
didn't read lol

>>11683186

>>11683150
Not getting kids, means getting niggers. Pick your poison.

>>11682755
>he lets his cats into the kitchen
Why do most retards do this? Why would you want your kitchen filled with hairs?

>>11682823
FUCK YOU STOP ABUSING ANIMALS YOU DOUBLEKIKE SCUMFUCK

i have a water spray bottle and just spray my cat in the face whenever it jumps up on the counter.
Just the sight of the bottle makes it run now.

>>11683186
jesus christ

>>11682784
I wake up with a cat sleeping next to my pillow every now and then, and one of them likes resting next to me when I'm falling asleep.

>>11682755
First of all, thanks for making a new thread instead of shitting up one of the few threads here with actual cooking in it. Seriously.

I kind of know what you mean. I maintain a very high standard of hygiene in my own kitchen out of habit and would never let a pet on the counter.
On the other hand, I realise and accept that most people do not maintain such standards and in general this does not pose a serious risk. Some of them probably wash their hands incorrectly, if at all, or they use the same utensils for meat and vegetables etc. etc.
And if they have pets they may very well touch the critters and then go back to cooking without scrubbing up first. It's usually fine anyway, though, especially if the food gets cooked after they handle it.

I'd be horrified if I had people over and they found a hair in the food, but if the roles were reversed I wouldn't think much of it.

fuck cats. fuck everyone that owns a cat.

>>11683513
Based and dogpilled

>>11682755
>eating anything at someones house where a cat lives
Enjoy your toxoplasmosis and the following psychiatric changes due to this mind parasite. Cats are putdoor pest control and don't belong in your home, led alone anywhere where hygiene is relevant.

catfags are dirty
i never eat catfag food

>>11683566
cats are invasive pests and don't belong anywhere

>>11682761
to be fair I wouldn't eat a meal if it was prepared near a human baby either

>>11682829
i bring mine on the airplane so i don't get triggered by children

>>11683573
They have their place if you have a farm, like we do in Poland. But everyone knows that they are farming equipment, not "family mambers" like so many retarded westerners make them to be. If you want a animal companion you get a dog, as those need to be around your family to protect them.

But on large cats in big cities are nothing but furry rats.

>>11683513
Faggot

>>11683578
Since when are human babies in the kitchen? At least if you don't want to postnataly abort them.

>>11683593
cats just shit up the crops with toxoplasmosis and kill indiscriminately
terriers are where it's at for farm pest control

>>11683600
Eh, you down eat the grain raw, so that's not really an issue. It does become one when you have them at home and they spread their shit everywhere. But sure, there aren't really needed at all in the end.

Europeans always were more close to dogs than cats, which are more of a "southern" thing.

And yet you stupid nigger faggots eat in restaurants, with mice and rats and niggers with aids and beaners with hep c and various other retards touching your food. Their is no excuse for your idiocy

>>11683613
>catfag mental gymnastics

>>11683613
I don't eat out for that reason. I also don't want my money to pay shitskins or other undesirables with said degenerate illnesses. Thank God for my wife and a big family. No need for restaurants, when they make better shit on regular. So nice can be the life in an practical etho-staate with strong family bonds.

>>11683613
Nice cope

>>11683613

>Their is no excuse for your idiocy

Kind of ironic huh

>>11683632
>the life in an practical etho-staate with strong family bonds
Why are /pol/tards so into incest?

>>11683613
Come home to a dog, white man. Cats are shitskin animals.

>>11683695
>incest aka I don't understand basic biology
Nice cope, la creatura americana.

>>11683632
God bless you and your family

i'm really enjoying this cat hate renaissance

>>11683721
/ck/ has always been a dog board.

>>11683713
Thanks, anon, I do feel blessed and I wish only the best to those able to see the light. Never despair.

>>11682755
great, I'm not cooking for your dumbass anyways

>>11682784
I woke up with four cats in my bed this morning. They're just using me for warmth and for rubs, but I'm okay with that.

>>11683763
you probably smell really bad

>>11682755
Why would I be making food for someone else in the first place? Do poor people really do this? Just go over to each other's houses and cook for each other?

>>11683776
Imagine all that hair, skin cells and asshole rubbing on his sheets. He probably doesn't wash it work weeks.

>>11683776
>>11683791
It's probably not any dirtier that sleeping with a woman.
But you guys wouldn't know about that either.

>>11683790
it's a normalshit thing
they do it and pretend to enjoy it because it's considered "normal"

>>11683791
also 4 cats worth of cat piss and shit
nightmare fuel

>>11683800
I would be kind of annoyed if I went over to a friend's house and they tried to make me eat some random homecooked bullshit.

>>11683798
I wife changes the sheets at least weekly. Mostly more often as sex leads to white spots on the sheets, but you wouldn't know.

>>11682755
>lot liking that extra hint of toxoplasmosis flavor

>>11683803
The worst thing is that they don't see how disgusting they are. Once been at someones home for a sleep over to not have to drive through the night. He was so kind to lend me his bed as he was out. The sheet was oily in his back and there unironically was dried up cat shit on the feet.

And I have found at least at three different occasions cat shit in the beds of superficially clean people. One of them even a nurse. Disgusting beyond belief. They prolly see it as normal.

>>11683776
>>11683791
4 cats are less stinky than a single dog, and tons of disgusting anons allow their dog to sleep with them. My bedding is all washed weekly.

>>11683825
case in point>>11683826

i don't sleep or eat in catfag houses ever
truly disgusting people

>>11683826
>4 cats are less stinky than a single dog
>catfag logic

>>11683826
>4 cats are less stinky than a single dog
Dogs don't have toxo, don't shit at home and don't eat shit outside the home bringing in pathogens. Mentally halthy people don't let their dog sleep in their bed just like dogowners train their dog to stay out the kitchen. It's cat owners which claim that their unability to train their filthy pest control is due to cats beeing "more intelligent". What it actually means is that they are such faggots that even a shitty feline can dominate them.

>>11683833
>pets dog
>hand is immediately greasy feeling and smells of unwashed kitchen rags
>pets cat
>no discernible odor and no residue

>>11683841
>4 cats are less stinky than a single dog
You have never pet a dog. Animal fur never gets greazy - only of retarded people wash their dogs with shampoo and make them produce more fat than needed. Go be a shitskin somewhere else. Your toxoplasmosis has no power over us.

>>11683841
>hurrr dogs

>>11682784
how brave. she gave birth right on a plane.

>>11683826
>4 cats are less stinky than a single dog, and tons of disgusting anons allow their dog to sleep with them. My bedding is all washed weekly.
Woah. No way. Cats self-groom, so they will always have saliva coated fur, and that's what makes people allergic, if they aren't brushed outside...daily. Litterboxes and feet that track through it will smell unless changed 3x/day, and no one does that.
Unless your breed of dog is a water dog that makes oily fur coats or some kind of wrinkled dog with fungus like a bloodhound, shar pei, or various retrievers. A dog washed on schedule without an ear infection or fur problem has no smell. Cats will always be licked head to toe with feet that walk through shit and pee.

>>11683850
>makes 3 separate wildly stupid claims about anon in attempt to frame an argument
Dog people are as spastic and irrational as their chosen companion species. No big surprise.

>>11683869
>Dog people are as spastic and irrational as their chosen companion species. No big surprise.
Ironic.

>>11683859
dogs smell like yeast or mushrooms if anything
they both can have stank breath if not looked after properly
but catfag houses invariably smell like vile putrid shit and piss

>>11683878
I'm not the one flailing about assuming others' race and personal background because I lack any semblance of an argument.

my dog ate shit one time

>>11682755
>>He lets his cats
>he
>cats
Wrong board: >>>/lgbt/

>>11683885
>toxo everywhere
>shit on paws
>pathogens from eating pest outside
I don't need to assume your non-white composition, you're literally telling it loud and clear at this point.

>>11683841
You probably believe spit baths are an acceptable example of cleanliness as well.
Both animals have an odor. Both animals require proper maintenance and care. Just because you believe that you can't smell the animal you live with, doesn't mean everybody else is oblivious.

>>11683869
>dogs
>spastic and irrational
Of all the things you could complain about with dogs, I can't believe a cat person would complain about irrationality or a lack of predictability. Dogs might be the most reliably obedient animals in existence. You can literally ask them to sit and they sit, or ask them to give you their paw and they'll give you their paw. And people walk around the neighborhood with their dogs all the time. How often do you see someone walking their cat? Almost no cats do anything like those things, which you could argue isn't bad (e.g. "cats are disobedient because they're smart!"), but don't be a retard and try to argue for the complete inversion of what everyone knows is true.

>>11683894
cats > dogs

>>11683916
>being trainable is the same as rationality
This is how dumb dog people are.
Cats are perfectly predictable creatures with motivations that are easily understood by non-autists. You simply dislike t hem because they don't do your bidding the way you believe an animal should.

>>11683939

>>11683935
>cats>dogs
Still the wrong board: >>>/lgbt/

>>11683944
Bitch obviously had it coming. Look at the way she's handling catto.

>>11683935
I trust dog instincts, they can smell epileptic seizures and earthquakes before they happen. That kid is probably going to grow up to be the next Jeffrey Dahmer. Doggo ran away because he didn't want to get infected with cat parasites.

>>11683939
You're like a druggie claiming he's sober and not addicted, he merely wants to connsume his drugs and everyone disagreeing is somehow simply to dumb to understand his rick and morty levels of mental gymnastics.

Pathetic.

>>11683959
Still a bunch of projection and not an argument.

>>11682903
why would I want to sleep let alone cuddle with another human? sounds disgusting

>>11683970
>n-no u

>/ck/ - Food and Cooking

>>11683988
kitchen hygiene (and lack thereof) is food and cooking related

>>11683988
/an/ and /ck/ are basically the same board at this point

>>11683939
Rationality is in fact a form of obedience (you can't be rational unless you obey the course of action reason dictates), spastic in the context you're trying to use it means behaving erratically instead of in an orderly pattern, and also you're just desperately nitpicking with empty semantics now. Again, you'd have been better off just owning up to cats behaving the way they do and framing it as a good thing instead of doing this retarded attempt to invert the everyday reality everyone with working eyes can see.

>>11684009
I said non-autists. Thanks for reinforcing my point.

>>11683995
>>>/an/2905492

>>11684020
>hurr autism

>>11683839
>don't eat shit outside
t. never had a dog

>>11682784

>They won't if you train them properly but some smarter cats are good at pretending and will do whatever they want when they think you can't see them (this is where cameras come in handy)

My cat does this. I don't care if he does it, I just don't want him there when I'm in the kitchen. The fucker is smart enough to know when I'm not in my room and will barge in their sometimes. I can't give the cunt away because it's not mine

>>11684030
If your dog eats anything outside, even a prime steak you throw at him without your permission you have failed as an owner.

>>11684042
you are the worst kind of pet owner, who treat dogs (propably pets in general) like machines.

>>11684049
>having a well mannered animal is bad
typical catfag retard logic

>>11684052
I have a dog you dumb motherfucker
i just prefer it to have a character and personality instead of being a boring ass circus animal

>>11682823
>Animal abuse

Kill yourself now

>>11684049
I had three german shepards which loved our whole family. Dogs need to know where they stand in line, they need to see and respect you as the leader, which includes giving permission to eat. Just like he would bite out your throat if I would tell him to, because he trusts us. Unlike your dog which prolly doesn't even give a fuck if you call him.

I hope you nigger don't own a pit.

>>11684068
>golden
Sorry to tell you, but you have picked the biggest brainlet race on existance. That's not character, that's a low IQg.

>>11684079
>>11684072
>oh no, fun
t. you

>>11684088
>everything needs to be fun lmao dude just chill haha
t. manchild without responsibilities

>>11684097
stay mad, autist
it's not me, who can't handle other personalities.

>>11683074
this picture looks comfy as fuck desu
t. zoomer

>>11684118
>anime pic
Thanks for proving my point.

>>11684119
Yeeeeeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD-E-LDc384

>>11682761
Literally nothing wrong with anti-natalism, everyone should be an anti-natalist, starting with the shitskins and Jews so we can have people with the compassion that anti-natalism entails.

>>11684189
>anti-natalism
>compassion
At least you're not wrong on the JQ. But so you should know that anti-natalism is their weapon for culling us, and nobody else.

>>11684169
Cats deserve the Brausebad. This is now a neo boomer nostalgia thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ckom3gf57Yw

>>11682910
I'm not sure how bad it is for her or the other details, but I know some other people have said that when they eat too much sugar, they can't stop moving their legs if they're lying down soon after. So if she eats a lot of sugar it might be worth cutting that out of her diet to see if it helps.

>>11684198
>Preventing suffering that doesn't need to be wholesale without killing people
>Not an act of compassion
but yes, anti-natalism as a spread philosophy is possibly actively detrimental to the state of mankind unless the people most likely to breed recklessly(or deliberately to increase status and power as with Jews) become anti-natalists. People who breed reasonably and out of love of life and/or another being and their mutual eagerness of parenthood are misguided(if only because they can't divine the fates of their children, despite their best efforts) but definitely the least harmful breeders. AN's mistake and possible misuse is preaching to those people first, and not the ones who are least likely to become ANs in the first place. The latter definitely consists of many people who just breed for selfish or very stupid reasons or for no reason at all beyond pure biological compulsion to fuck.

>>11684249 here
I use "breeder" because I couldn't think of the better terms out there at the time of typing the post up. Most of the people who use it are those I find pretty reprehensible(e.g. "childfree" people who are only technically anti-natalists for themselves).

>>11684249
You don't need AN philosophie. As long as people can feet themselves form the land they live on it's perfectly fine. That would also instantly cull niggers and other undesirables, as those, just like kikes, live off handouts from europe/ N.America.

If we would end globalism, the population would balance out perfectly naturally. Suffering is good, that's what every religion teaches for a reason. It makes you a better human. People which never suffer are so angsty of working for a better life that they rather off themselves. At least those anti-natalists are consequential. If you want to prevent life out of angst of suffering, there is only one thing to do.

Most kids like me, which have grown up in war zones, have been molested, raped, neglected and nealy starevd to death love life and can tell you how those things changes their outlook on life. If you can't suffer, you can't life.

>>11684049
Dogs are happiest when they're part of a pack and have a place with well defined rules.

>>11682906
But who was beer?

>>11684336
so much this
everyone in my family says i am "mean" to my dog for "yelling" at him or not letting him do or have whatever
yet my dog is confident and well behaved and their dogs are all neurotic, hyperactive, barky little shits

>>11684355
...just like children which only have single mothers unable to raise them properly with rules.

>>11684312
>if you can't suffer, you can't life
>tfw nobody ever raped me as a child

>>11684365
Don't despair, just go into some nigger ghetto. Wala, free rape.

I just keep the kitchen door closed. Just having any animals in the same room is pretty yucky

>>11684385
I don't think I've ever been in a house where the kitchen had it's own door(s).

>>11684397
>this is the fate of cage farmed millenials
F

>>11684416
What are you talking about? Having a kitchen that isn't open to the dinning room and living room just seems kind of poor.

>>11684425
My apartment has doors in the kitchen. Its not weird

>>11684425
Only in McMansions out of paper walls, Chletus.

>>11682755
My cat only got on the counter for two reasons : I let it up there, it was chasing a bug
Other than that it knew not to climb on the counters and just stayed away from the kitchen in general if it wasn't eating. My cat greeted us at the from door.

Lemon, water, spray bottle. Start as a kitten it'll grow up good

>>11684492
>feeding the cat in the kitchen
pig disgusting

>>11684513
Yeah I'm not a pig who throws food all over my house, food stays in the fucking kitchen.

>>11684540
pretty sure you're a gross dirty pig
it's a given, considering you're a catfaggot

>>11684552
Haven't had a cat for 10 years, but kill yourself for playing redditor pet warz. Nobody cares.

>>11684555
>kill yourself for doing this thing i'm also doing
>nobody cares even though i'm obviously seething
pottery

>>11683600
>muh toxoplasmosis
Do people really think that dogs aren't extremely unsanitary? I've seen dogs eat fat steaming logs of shit off the ground and then immediately lick their owners faces. Did you know dogs can get and spread toxoplasmosis as well? I mean, where are you really going with this?

>>11682755
JUST MEANS MORE FOR ME AND DANNY

>>11682755
Good.
You suck to be around.

>>11684566
The worst thing is the smell. I've never met a cat that didn't smell like boiled centipedes.

>>11684068
Please give your dog to a good owner.

>>11684570
That’s a shitty dog and even shittier owner you fuck

>>11684614
boiled centipedes probably just smell like a red lobster
cats smell like putrid grease soaked in ammonia sprayed with febreeze

>>11684628
Nah, I grew up in Hawaii. We had a special pair of tongs to catch centipedes, and then we'd run them under the boiling water faucet (yes, we had one of those) and then put them down the garbage disposal. Putrid grease soaked in ammonia is actually pretty close to the smell, though there's definitely no febreze involved.

>>11684643
>not keeping an Arowana to feed the centipedes to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9bttRM_aHE

>>11683600
Toxoplasmosis gives you mental superpowers. Haven't you seen those studies where a high number of entrepreneurs and business owners have toxo? And soccer players. You wouldn't want a psychic one-celled symbiote living in your brain, augmenting your behavior to make you more confident?

>cats vs dogs
>tips for RLS
>in depth analysis of the smell of burning centipedes
lol this thread

>>11684701
I thought I'd enjoy that, but watching the fucking centipede writhe around for 2 minutes and the fucking fish still left it hanging out of it's mouth at the end was just off putting. When you run it under boiling water it takes like 5 seconds for it's body to completely tense up and stop moving - though as a kid I'd usually start at the butt end and slowly move the water up to the head, because fuck centipedes.

>>11683839
>train your dog to stay out of the kitchen
never have I ever seen this before unless you just have a kiddy gate in the doorways. you're such a faggot lmao

>>11684759
You have never seen a well trained dog which knows that he isn't allowed somewhere? Sad. But I'm not surprised that kids raised without rules can' fathom the concept of teaching rules to animals.

>>11684759
Then you only know loser beta dog owners.

>>11683273
You are going to get them either way fag hope you like them.

>>11684799
>implying my kids wont be at fighting age when SHTF
Lmao at you.

>>11684809
Sorry sweetie all you are going to get is Brazilification because a third of the population will allow it while another third is too old.

>>11684825
I'm living in an ethno staate with a high degree of people willing to fight for. I'll be neighbooring a kalifat and shooting muzzies gaza style.

I'm at my gfs house right now and they have 3 dogs and like 5 cats. She lets their cats on the kitchen table and her mom begs her to atleast act civilized by not encouraging it.

Not gonna lie it's pretty nasty, I saw one cat licking their water filter thing and her mom was embarrassed again, I think she really likes me and is trying not to scare me away. I agree with her, animals don't belong near the food

>>11684918
dump that nasty bitch

>>11684950
She's my first gf and it's not that big of a deal

>>11684918
mom wants ur dick
do it fggt

>>11682755
>not wiping down the counters before you cook
Yeah, sure as shit not eating your food, faggot.

>>11682823
>manchild takes out his retard rage on a cat thinking that counts as trying to train it

I work with a lady who has 30 various animals-dogs, cats, ferrets, birds. She smells like a fucking cat box and every time she brings something for a potlach, I can never bring myself to try it, no matter how good it looks, because all I think about is all the fucking cat hair in it. Disgusting

ligma fucking dick faggot

they see me rollin, they hatin

>>11685581
KEK
Stupid roastie.

>>11685581
Ahahah what the hell my cat would do the same thing

>>11683190
one time I was 19 and my cat knocked over a glass of milk right on some playboy magazines.
I was so pissed. when I finally caught that cat, I had a hold of it on the skin on the back of the neck. when I went to slap it's ass, it curled up and I smacked my balls so hard that I fell to my knees. I stopped my rage and the cat lived.

>>11685604
based cat

>>11685295
Don't drag retards down to this shit stain's level.

>>11683611
>Europeans always were more close to dogs than cats, which are more of a "southern" thing.
yes, at one point they even started exterminating them and ended up with the black death

>>11682949
Imagine the cope needed because you're such a manchild that you can't put down the your (actual) toys in order to get your dick wet. That, or you have such an aversion to responsibility because your mother still takes care of you well into your 30s.

>>11683569
Is this Andy Sixx's cat?

>>11683811
>white spots on the sheets
from her nipples?

>>11683186
You seem envious of cats, anon.

>>11682949
this
you are not very smart if you desire children. average at best

>>11685581
smelled fish
found roast beef

>>11684797
>>11684777

yeah dogs that are trained not to go in some rooms or go out the door when not allowed but not a kitchen you fucking retards

>>11682839
But I think household appliances and investment are cool and I have a Nintendo switch that I frequently use and enjoy.

>>11685722
Oh, I get my dick wet from time to time although it's not the focus of my life and I could easily do w/o it. One thing I can't do with is being responsible for having spawned another gaping maw into this bottomless hellhole, however. But you do you, lol, and your spawn will despise you for having done so. There's a special place in hell for breeders even deeper than Dante's lowest level.

>>11685718
>meme knowledge
Suits a catfag.

>>11686654
>kitchen
>not a seperate room
Found the poor fag Amerigoblin thinking he lives in ann expansice McMansion, while not even beeing able to affort an room just for cooking so the smells don't spread around the house.

Your kind is a pet, no wonder you know shit about having ones yourself.

>>11686879
>babbys first nihilism

>>11683186
tl;dr

>>11682755
>doesnt like cats
bye Felicia

This thread is more unbearable and life destroying than stage 4 cancer.

>>11689310
heh kind of like cats

i dont own a cat but i wouldnt want you anywhere near my house anyway

>>11689310
yet you keep it alive by replying to it
learn to sage

This is now a Patti thread

>>11689941
no
it's still a cat hate thread

>>11690158
>cat hate
>>>/r/eddit

4chan has always been a cat loving website, newfag.

>>11690222
This isn't 4han, /b/tard

>>11690222
cat circle jerking is the most reddit phenomenon on the internet, fagfag

>>11683935
This made the news because it's a rarity and something people wouldn't believe. If you think this is indicative of normal behavior for cats you might be a brainlet

>>11690947
a dog saving a child from a cat would just as easily make the news, and if you think otherwise you're a brainlet

>>11691018
dogs btfo cats all the time
it never makes news, brainlet

>>11691079
we're not talking about "dogs btfo cats all the time" we're talking about dogs saving kids from cats

>>11691207
Every well trained dog would do that for his human. My dog would paw my mothers hand if she trie to feed me stuff I didn't like.

Cat's on the other hand would start chewing on you the moment you drop dead, seeing you as nothing more but a can opener.

>>11691207
never happened

>>11691928
You're a needy little fuck.

>>11691928
>i don't know how to interact with cats and they don't like me

>>11691985
Nah, I'm just able to consider the dogs nature and make him happy through beeing well trained. You will rarely see a dog happier than when he has been trained and fullfills a training course. You people don't understand dog nor human nature, most likely because your parents never raised you as well and you are miserable and search for surrogate life goals like cats instead of kids, so you can meme the lack of training as "high IQ".

Think about it, you can still change.

>>11691993
i don't want to interact with cats
they're annoying, diseased and creepy
nothing worse than visiting a catfag whose cat won't stop trying to mark it's territory all over you with it's dirty face and revolting exposed anus
i don't take my shoes off in those kind of places

>>11691997
You're pushing your own feelings onto dogs and passing them off as the dogs feelings. Sick behavior, degenerate shit.

>>11692010
You also don't seem to want to use punctuation or correct grammar. Dogfag confirmed for low intelligence.

>>11692025
>t. doesn't know shit about eithers nature and projects his won feelings on a home caged feline he uses as a surrogate family
Pathetic.

>>11683593
>one domesticated animal is my friend and the other is a tool
You sound like a fag. The value you put on a dog is arbitrary.

>>11683859
>litterboxes
Get a load of this city shitter

>>11692034
said the dog sympathizer. you want to take care of a retarded kid? that's on you, stop telling me i'm wrong for not doing it, piece of stupid shit.

>>11692047
The value I put on animals is objective. Cats are useless if you have a dog, and are only memed because unironic faggots, women and trannies eroticise felines and can circumvent socialising them and themselves thanks to beeing able to cage them in their little flat, making them so suicidal that people think it's normal for cats to sleep 20h a day. This is pathetic and animal abuse without a reason but coping for your own miserable life.

>>11692057
>getting that butthurt because someone tipped up what you deep down know to be true
Way to prove me right.

>>11685726

>>11692059
>implying everyone lives in a flat
I live in a country house with two cats and a dog. The cats are better company and nicer to cuddle than the dog.

>>11692070
Nice to hear. At least you don't cage them. But why would you cuddle with an animal instead with your family? Your cat wont care fr you in old age, your cat wont hold your hand on your death bed, your cat wont ask to be lead to the altar by you. It's a surrogate for basic human desires. Just like drugs. You have a need but can't fullfill it, and look for soething to fill the void. That's why so many post wall roasties go full retard with tiny dogs and cats to rear and nurture like a child.

Use an animal for it's benefits, treat it right and fullfill your other needs in a evolutionary beneficial way.

Patti still loves all of you even the assholes :)

>>11692031
>he conflates obeying arbitrary rules with intelligence
it would seem the low iq dogfag is you

>>11692095
cute!

>>11683074
the boomer meme was the best thing from 4channel
change
my
mind

>>11692594
i like npc meme because it only triggers npcs

>>11692612
and it's also only used by NPCs

>>11692716
>Stop calling me an NPC! You're the NPC!
Buddy, if there is a way to fight back against the NPC meme, playground retorts isn't it.

>>11692168
>I type like a retard because I'm too good to comply with language norms
>Also my animal is superior because I beat it until it complies with behavioral norms

>>11692792
>I miss the point because I'm not smart

>>11692803
t.

>>11692773
Kek. Go back to facebook, NPC.

>>11682755
Even as huge a catfag I am I still don't understand people who let that happen

>>11692820
mmhmm

>>11692820
>Kek
what in the fuck is wrong with /ck/
that's not a word
you too cool for "LOL" now? why the fuck do you capitalize it like it's a word? go to fuck

>>11682755
Agreed. Not only that, but these same people act like the cat can't be trained.
>he/she just does as they please, I love my little furball!

>>11692820
This is cringe