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Welcome to Jannie's, can I start you off with something to drink?

>> No.11675009

*shits on the floor*
clean it up, janny. that's what you get paid the big bucks for

>> No.11675013

What's the cheapest you've got?

>> No.11675014

>>11675004
I'll just start off with water, do you have any specials today?

>> No.11675016

>>11675013
Mountain Dew, or crab juice.

>> No.11675022

>>11675016
I'll take the crab juice with bits, thanks.

>> No.11675028
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>>11675004
HELLO, YESH I WOULD LIKE ONE HOT POCKET PLEASHE

>> No.11675038 [DELETED] 

How much do I owe you for the drink? What do you mean nothing? You do it for FREE? Very well then, my dear Jannie, my glass needs a refill!

>> No.11675042
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11675042

How much do I owe you for the drink? What do you mean nothing? You do it for FREE? Very well then, my dear Jannie, my glass needs a refill!

>> No.11675044

I'll have what she's having.

>> No.11675124

>>11675042
>>11675009

Based and redpilled

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>>11675009
>paid

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11675389

Thanks jannie, I'll have a large bucket of water please.

*schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop*

>> No.11675398

>>11675389
based

>> No.11675407

>>11675004
I'll take some hot pockets and mtn dew, thanks.

>> No.11675410

Oh god forbid someone volunteer their time to keep this board from turning into /b/ or worse, you ungrateful children. You brats are just biting the hand that feeds for the sake of being edgy, and it's a big part of why this place has gone to shit. I'm gonna laugh at all of you when you get banned. Just kidding, fuck jannies.

>> No.11675411

I'll have a bowl of gummo
https://youtu.be/mYa9rSWa6aY

>> No.11675412

I'll have the oven-o-jews and a bucket of gettin'-rid-of-coloreds

>> No.11675426

>>11675411
I was disappointed. Then I was more disappointed.

>> No.11675430

>>11675410
based, you had me going there for a sec.

>> No.11675681

>>11675141
are you saying somebody would spend their christmas holiday cleaning up 4chan shitposts...for free?!