/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11667587
>not throwback
>not overstuffed
You're going down in the first 4 hours anon

>>11667587

entry level/10

Post EDC and problem solver.

canned ravioli is better eaten at room temperature. heating it up makes it smell louder, and buddy i do not want to smell it.

>>11667587
Boyardee'd and Raviolipilled

>the EMP meme
at least step up your disaster to something possible like a nationwide chimpout during an epidemic. hell, the Y2K scare made more sense that a fucking EMP somehow shutting down everything for that long.

>>11667587
There’s something about the cracker crumb filling...

>>11667831

Both DoD and industry studies say you're underestimating the risk. Oh, and also NASA.

>>11667937
>namefagging
Didn't realize this was bant/reddit

>>11667953

It isn't. This is a /k/ enclave now. In ur base, /k/illin' ur d00ds, et cetera.

>>11667977
You do realize namefagging has been voted the most homosexual thing, actual homosexuality is at a solid second

>>11667616
Is that a camcorder

>>11667831
It's gonna happen, ding dong

>>11667983

That's fine. Just playing the odds, I've probably been namefagging on 4chins since before you had hair on your balls, so I trust that you'll understand when I tell you that your opinion carries little weight.

>>11667999
Btfo

>>11667990

Uhhh, if it's what I think you're asking about, no, it's a satphone.

>>11667597
it has more sugar, i hate sugar sweet sauce in my boyardee

>>11667999
You're still pretty homo, man

>>11668018

I'm A LOT homo. But only for Rudy.

>>11668031
We love you fruity Rudy!

>t. 0317

>>11668078

Mah fuckin nigga. What're you drinking tonight, my brother? What advice would you have for our friend?

>>11668031
>only for Rudy
So long as Rudy isn't all for you, I'm happy for you

>>11668104
I'm in NYC.
Sorry, just checking my phone now.
What sort of advice?
Rudy loves sushi.
>>11668108
Gay porn.

Once upon a time, there was a thing called love...

>>11668650

All good, my brother. Emergency rations sort of advice.

>>11668662

Ho-ho-holy Christ, how plastered did I get last night?

>>11670207
that outfit doesn't look like it would provide protection in a crash

>>11667587

>Ravioli
>Ravioli
>Seize the Propertoli

>>11670211

Trust me friendo, nothing you could reasonably wear day to day would protect you from a real motorcycle crash other than your helmet. The other gear is to deal with either weather or road rash in case you tip over before you've managed to stop.

>>11670575

I'm not joking when I say that you're precisely the reason why I'm beginning to stockpile weather treated 6x6 timbers and long, sturdy carpentry nails.

>>11670575
It's always "seize" the MoP
Never "build"
Because you can't
Because you are worthless

>>11670587

Ehhh, mostly true, but there is some experimental evidence that certain protective elements can mitigate CNS injury resultant to impacts.

>>11670603

>You can't build MoP

Tell this to Comrade Stalin. He might have something to say on the matter.

>>11670594

Because you are true proletariat ready to join the revolution with hard work and good building materials?

>>11670603

>>11670630
I have to admit I can't hate Stalin too much.
The guy killed millions and millions of Communists after all.

>>11667587
Not bad, actually. In terms of somewhat balanced nutricion.
I'd probably go with a meaty stew like mock turtle and maybe mix in some canned potatoes for carbs/filler.

>>11670634

Suuure, definitely that. I mean, it certainly isn't to crucify anyone, or anything like that. Oy vey, who would do such a thing?

>>11670701

Dude *did* handle his fucking business, gotta give the paranoid pinko cunt that much. Those five year plans advanced the country by a fuckload. And he hated the kikes quite properly, by all accounts.

>>11670634

Also, it's "proletarian", dude. You could at least read Das Kapital, for chrissakes.

>>11670807

Well soooorry, just send me to the Gulags comrade. Clearly spelling errors are a crime against the state.

>>11670807
get a surplus SKS for SHTF

>>11671097

If fucking only...

>>11671949

Nigga please, those stopped being the sensible budget option years ago. Points for knowing the meme, though.

I dated this one chick who was probably obese. Met on online dating. When I first went to her house, she was eating beef ravioli out of the can cold. We had sex and she put her finger in my butt.

Also, I'm gay if that matters.

Hokay, so, we need to establish structure first. You need A-rats, field rations, and e-rats, OP.

Of these, A-rats are the most important, and are gonna present the most potential for variation. For these, you want shit that you can store long term, but you can still use static facilities to prepare.

>>11672362

Heh, a whole porky.

>>11667616
Where's the problem solver?

>>11672547 please see >>11667937

Alternate view.

>>11672887
aaaaaa!!!! no!

>>11667587
>acidic tomato sauce
peace brah
>>11667616
saw your post in another thread
what in the hell brings you to /ck/?
>a sat-phone for calling other sat-phones
>the most pretentious Swiss army knife, 90% of which he would never use
>a compass on his watch for when he can't figure out which way is up
i thought /out/ and /innawoods/ would have taught you that less is better but you seem to have missed the memo

>>11667587
Make sure it's a pull off lid in case the EMP and resulting heat melts your can opener.

>>11667587
There are these too just in case.

>>11672991
Those could also be used as weapons in case of a zombie apocalypse.

>>11672983

Post problem solver. Bonus points if holster wear and not a 380.

>>11672983

>what in the hell brings you to /ck/?

Boredom, mostly. Where in the hell are you from, anyway? /k/?

>>11672958
>>11673036
pure soylent

>>11673211

https://youtu.be/tVD5fHUKQR0

>>11668004
>EMP
>satphone

>>11667597
Did they already stop making the throwback variety? I never had it and just found out about it, and now can't find it anywhere.

>>11673359

>no layered defense

>>11672991
>P38

>>11673359
An EMP will not hurt electronics that are turned off at the time.

>>11672991
>>11673368
I need to grab one. I have like 4 fucking manual can openers that are functional just passed down and not one of those.

>>11673370
That is not true damnit. I'm not expert but from what I understand while current is easily jumped by the pulse which is why you should turn shit off, EMP has enough current to fry sensitive devices that aren't shielded. Look it up.

>>11673036
>EMP apocalypse scenario goes down
>all the preppers are skinny neckbeards with anime t-shirts
Russia will own us within days, if not hours.

>>11673381
Whats even more hilarious is that the coasts have all but outlawed firearms.

Maybe we can use all those hipster taco trucks as decoy tanks or something?

>>11673381

>implying I don't already work for then

shiggy diggy mah niggy

https://youtu.be/Nwfk-TjMSDo

>>11673392
Cretin.

>>11673416

Retard.

>>11673421
Imagine how many schools you could take down with that baby.

>>11673061
/ck/,as a matter of fact. it's what helped me get into /fit/ since a six pack is made a kitchen.
>>11673036
it fell into the sweet and sour

There is nothing wrong with eating canned ravioli as a 30 y/o

>>11673573
Alone on christmas

>>11667587

>>11667625
>smell louder

>>11673380
I just looked it up and it says you're stupid.

>>11667995
an EMP powerful enough to wipe out a coastal region would have so much explosive force that it would flatten an entire state. You'll be dead just from the blast.

>>11673804

twobraincellwojak.jpg

>>11670630

>>11668004
What will they think of next

>>11673353
Brother. Why the gay THOT youtube music?

>>11673370
Yeah it will, circuts can be fried pretty easily by EMP unless hardened and that's very expensive, that's not found in normal consumer electronics.

>>11673433
'bout tree fiddy

>>11668004
>EMP will only affect electronics on Earth and WILL NOT do anything to electronics in space like the satellites