/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11659599
Why you not post the food to begin with? No wonder they don't let an ape like you onto dry land.

sounds good plz post desu

>>11659606
>tonight

>>11659609
Well it's 11pm here, chucklefuck.

>this is where our tax dollars are going

Actually, if you're getting killed while saving our country, then I guess you deserve prime rib.

>>11659599

>>11659640
OP works on an oil rig, pretty sure he's posted here before

How's life on Mother Base?

>>11659599
Post em

>>11659599
Post.

How's work on a driller? I've been curious on it. Being autistic I hate having to deal with a ton of people every day.

>>11659911
Drillers don't want to babysit an autistic boy 24-7.

>>11659599

What the fuck kind of SSP is that? And also, where are you? North Sea?

What happens when you try to kill yourself but unsuccessful

>>11659640
That's an oil rig, dummy.

>>11660197
>implying oil companies aren't the real heros

>>11660156
Clair Ridge, north of Scotland.
Production started last month

>>11660222
trips demand rib and ham pics

>>11660241
Soon.
Shift starts in 5 minutes, will post after the day is over.

God said not to eat ham

>>11660245
Sneak into the galley for some covert ops pics.

>>11659599
https://youtu.be/OPIl1ry9L70

Sure is 12 hour shift in here

>>11659599
my dream job!

I just got a degree in Business Administration and I speak Italian and english. Is there any opportunity for a person like me in an oil rig?

Does it pay well?

>>11660246
Who said anything about eating?
Although God doesn't really like that either.

>>11659640
You're dumber than OP.

>>11659599
I wish I had chosen a career path like this instead of being stuck in an office for the next 40 years. Good for you OP

What a stupid thread. OP promises pictures of food, which is the only thing making this even marginally related to the board topic. Then he fucks off and never delivers. Worthless.

>>11659655
>Hur durr its funny because it sounds like your anus

>>11659599
merry christmas, anon

>>11661683
Go to a trade school quick. They dont fuck you around like normal college courses. Your classes are based exactly on what you'll do or what you will need for your trade. It's really nice and shortens your time at school by a shit load

>>11661735
maybe I'll do that. Merry Christmas anon

>>11661758
It's a good back up to have if your office job gets outsourced or becomes obsolete. Skilled labor jobs are desperately needing to be filled and pay halfway decent usually. Merry Christmas brah

>cu/ck/ thread
>not a single picture of food

>>11661694
Probably dead tbf

>>11660222
Tell her that, a Leaf says hello.

>>11659599
OP, how is the food on a day to day basis?

>>11659599
How do i get a job like this?

but seriously how much low key gay sex happens on those things?

>>11661629
>this entire post

>>11663295
Fucking based Jack Elam, holy shit!

>>11659616
I'll take "what are time zones" for $500, Alex.

>>11659911
It's rough work and everyone is either a chad or a normie.

If you don't like working and living with people 24/7 on an isolated hunk of twisted metal then don't do it.

>>11663598
what if there is a medical emergency?

>>11659599
GIVE ME 700 KRUSTY BURGERS!

>>11663598
Are there any women? What happens when you need to fuck someone?

>>11663666

>>11659640
>this is where our tax dollars are going
The Navy gets fed vomit meals, while living in hell on earth 6mo out of the year. The fact that "taxpayers" think they have any say in what the military does with their money is a joke. While they gorge on their McDonald's big macs and five guys, we get hand me downs to supply us up until we get blown up. All of the taxpayer dollars ACTUALLY goes to weapons and equipment, not to the benefit of the force. Though if "taxpayers" had a say we'd have to share uniforms and eat shit.

>>11664632
Jesus shut the fuck up you non-combat welfare queen

>>11663690
you fuck each other, like in the army

>>11664635
Found the communist.

>>11664728
Found the faggot

>>11664768
That's still you. all that soy must be clouding your brain.

>>11663690
>need to fuck
What a God damn shitshow you people are.

>>11664632
you're fucking retarded. my equipment literally costs tens of thousands of dollars and might save my life one day. how the fuck is that not "to the benefit of the force". kys you FOBBIT bitch

>>11664632
Would you rather the military skimp on equipment/vehicles so you can have meals that taste slightly better? What the fuck? I guess it's true that only retards enlist.

>>11664632
I don't know where you were stationed, but my meals in the Navy were very good. I was on a Destroyer and they slaved for hours making good food round the clock with very little staff. Maybe it's different elsewhere.

>>11664841
H A M S T E R S

>>11664856
Nice contribution to the conversation.

>>11660222
Merry Xmas. When you're on shore, go to the Grampian Bar in Torry & say them hello. Miss that place. Take care.

hi

I'm here to tell you my job is better than your jobs. If I want to go to work for seven days in a row, I can, and if I want to take the whole week off, I can.

Can you feel the waves hitting the oil rig?

>>11663699
checked

>>11661729
>hurr durr it's funny because it sounds like potato onomatopoeia

>>11660246
This is your god now. And he's telling you to eat the goddamn ham. Now.

>>11664786
>"wahhhh, the navy is hard. They won't feed us steak and lobster"
>has the nerve to call someone else a fag

>>11665699
>that obvious human leg in the background

W-what will this gentleman do if I refuse to eat the ham?

>>11665774
>>that obvious human leg in the background
Point it out

>>11660246
No, a bunch of Jewish rabbis said not to eat ham, then the son of God himself came down and pimp slapped the pharasees for being retarded and said no one has to follow their gay bullshit rules anymore.

>>11663621
They have a medic on the platform. If it's a serious emergency they get medivaced to shore by the Coast Guard.

>OP's post was 13 hours ago
>says his shift was going to start 10 hours ago
>still no ham or prime rib picture
what the fuck man

>>11663582
What do you think of THIS time zone?
*unzips dick*

>>11659599
Sounds incredibly comfy desu fampai

If I wasn't married with a kid on the way, I'd love a comfy shift based job offshore job like rig worker or submariner

>>11659640
>this btfo assblasted faggot

>>11660222
Beware the mermaids, and mind the Vikings up there.

>>11664674
We'd have killed you if you tried your faggot shit with us.

>>11664632
This HAS to be a troll

>>11665756
But they did feed us steak and lobster. Try harder double faggot.

>>11666773
Oh, so you're just a retard crying about nothing.

>>11665130

Not him, but no, they're heavily ballasted and precision stabilized by computer. They have to be.

>>11666841
You might be confusing me with someone else who posted. All I said was the food in the Navy was good, and they work hard. Stop projecting triple faggot.

>>11665686
Huh but unironically