/ck/ - Food & Cooking

drugged fucking fucks... fuck you

>>11658327
/ck/ is an adult board. Nobody here has a "/ck/ humor" folder. How's Christmas break going, though?

>>11658219

>>11658219
Ohhhh my sides!

>>11658468
someone explain this one to me

>>11658477

>>11658500
Fuck off reddit

>>11658500
Some anon said if they found a passed out women they would bring her home and feed her eggs

>>11658500
you have to eat all the eggs, don't ask questions

Good god, this thread is gold

>>11658501
Oh nice. I only had one of the posts saved.

>>11658548
>the tofu is the most sold item in the vegan section
because even vegans don't eat that shit only those pretending they want to be vegan

>>11658528
Classic

>>11658652
Tofu is pretty bland by itself. Only way to correct that is by cooking it in some way and it only works with harder tofu. I kinda enjoy itbut I'm not a vegan.

What did Fabio say when he ate a moth?
I can't believe it's not a butterfly.

I mean they look the same and all.

>>11658517
Fuck the worst I did was pass out and burn some Texas toast. No more drinking before cooking.

>>11658873
kek

>>11658682
I made up that joke a few days ago on my scooter when I watched a butterfly soar into the sky to about three stories up while I was stuck in peak city traffic. He didn't flutter very much and just floated on the warm air current. That little fucker was having the time of his life and for a fleeting moment I wished I was that little butterfly.

Merry Christmas little butter-dude. I hope you haven't been eaten by a cunty pidgeon yet.

Yeah.

>>11658336
Legit lol

>>11658500

>you don't have to tell me what happened, but you do need to eat all the eggs

I 'd pay $500 to see an a/s/l for this thread.

>>11658468
i still don't know if the jav came first or the thread

>>11658548

I'd mow down on the vegan kimchi.

>>11658904
THat soda is unironically God-Tier

>>11659005
45/m/M E L B O U R N E
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/////////B
/////////O
/////////U
/////////R
/////////N
/////////E

Hi!

>>11659005
29/M/Rhode Island

Activated almonds

>>11658500

I miss him /ck/

>>11659005
20/M/Michigan

>>11659005
24/F/Virginia

>>11659155

>>11658336
kek

>>11659858
good lord

>>11659155
Meet me at ringwood station and I'll give ya a cheeky handy

>>11658345
Wasn't the original of Yaddle instead of M&M?

>>11659857
L O L
Fuck Melbourne.

>>11659005

35/m/Texas

Now give me my got danged money!

>>11660055
I love how pathetic that bread is

>>11659005
21/m/MO or IL

>>11659005
19/M/Arkansas

>>11660079
its literly just 2 king's hawaiian rolls

>>11658467
but those are cherries.

>>11660106
Those are too sweet

>>11660111
i like them but that could be because i weigh 378

>>11660119
Naw. I'm fat too, I just don't like bread that's too sweet.

>>11659826
plz b in richmond

>>11659826
there's clearly liquid

>>11660140
That's about an hour and a half away from me

>>11660153
my toco bell just instaled those self order things so iam going to do hit like this nachos with 20 extra nacho cheese yum

>>11658219
haha talk about a what the h*eck moment?

>>11660123
each his own i really only have them on thanksgiving or chrismas love to put turkey and stuffing to make mini sandwiches

>>11658501
or he could've looked at the fucking bottom

>>11659895
2pm tomorrow (Boxing Day). I'll be wearing an orange hoodie.

plz be a grill

>>11659005
24/f/Texas

>>11660213
Sorry I'll be at the cricket with my family at that time, I can probably sneak out after 10 when my parents are asleep, being so young they don't let me out of the house alone ;)

>>11658517
My fucking sides

>>11659005
26/m/Alabama

>>11659826
FEET

>>11659826
20/???/Virginia

24 m boston

>>11660213
Yeah, I'm a grill (male)

>>11660277
I dont have any

>>11659841
this one got me for some reason.

>>11658601
*you're
*weren't

>>11660310
Were they shot off after you killed fiddy men?

>>11660318
Your reference is correct enough to be recognized but incorrect enough to inflame my autistic rage.

>>11660338
So something akin to this?

>>11658904
>>11659140
I've drunk that, it's interesting to say the least

>>11658219
Not gonna lie, I lost on the first picture.

>>11658345
I love how he took the care to put it in a sheet protector so when he shot his goo all over it he could just wipe it off and use it again.

>>11658219

>>11658528
This is a parody of hunter s Thompson's daily schedule. Does anyone here really think he drank that much and did that many drugs in his life? It kinda sounds like he just wrote it make himself seem cool.

>>11660449
No its a parody of the activated almonds and emu meatballs guy

>>11660454
>>11660449
I may as well post it. See, it has the same style and shit.

>>11660449
Hunter S Thompson was a complete mess. He wrote some good stuff, but anybody who admires him as a person is a retard destined to suicide and should probably do it ASAP.

>>11660449
I dunno man, he seems pretty fried in interviews. I drink like that and I still dont sound like a mumblezombie so presumably he did more.

>>11659989
i've had this, it's good

>>11658468
Ha ha
I got the reference

>>11658336
i dont get it

>>11659826
post your god damn thighs

>>11659826
I'd fucking love this if it was green stuffed olives.

>>11660825
Here you go white boi
https://youtu.be/y6y_4_b6RS8

>>11660463
The other day someone explained to me what activated almonds are. Apparently they're almonds that have just started to sprout. Really took all the mystique out of that image.

>>11659005
33/m/Wisconsin

>>11659629
he still posts on /fit/

>>11660055
fucking new york

>>11660865
the author is still an idiot about basically everything

>>11658548
Vegans prepped in advance due to higher intelligence and awareness. When disasters hit, they just relax at home and watch all the meat-tards scramble on the news like cockroaches.

>>11661107
>Back is perfectly straight and parallel to the table at all times.
"Perpendicular."

>>11660862
Oh, so only retards would get it.

>>11661160
Yep, niggers.

>>11661160
>>11661177
>pretending to not know one of the most popular songs of the 21st century
Unironically kys

>>11661129
They sit home because they starve themselves to death.

>>11658219
>humor

>>11660153
pls be in newport news?

>>11661187
I literally have no idea what it is. I'm not a nigger.

>>11659005
44/M/southern Germany

>>11659005
33/m/desert SW

>>11661101
Bus anut?

>>11661092
Liking cute girls is the opposite of gay.

>>11658336
kekd for real

>>11661281
That's a guy pretending to be a girl, so very gay.

>>11658343
SO RANDOM XD

>>11659005
24/M/North Texas

>>11659005
21/M/FIN

>>11659005
29/m/Dallas

How are you paying me?

>>11659005

27/M/Staffordshire, UK

>>11658468
How does she get out.

I did it lads, I'm on 4channel levels. How's about a quick upvote.

>>11660055

>>11661424

>>11659888
That is kino.
Is it from Anime Pizza? I know they do requests like that.

>>11661256
>eating food in bed

Do Americans really do this

>>11660055
Based Ted

>>11659005
34/m/denver
Pay up faggot

>>11659629
I doubt we've seen the last of him

>>11660449
>>11660463

so cute, you could just eat him all up

>>11661476
Imagine eating that many times a day

>>11659005
24/m/england

>>11659826
post your nape

>>11661317
nice kot

>>11661476
what a twat

>>11659005
18/m/Brasília, Brazil

i'll link you into my paypal when you're ready to pay

>>11659826
pls be in liverpool england

>>11659826
Hi :)

>>11659005
26/F/Oregon

>>11658511
Hey FUCK YOU. If a meme wasn't made on here before 2009 or within the last couple months, I don't remember it BECAUSE I'M NOT A FUCKING NEWFAG LIKE (YOU)

>>11661598
Check out this newfag.

>>11659005
33/F/Nashville, Tn

>>11661598
Obvious newfriend.

>>11658490
That is some elaborate shitposting

>>11660449
Tolerance goes up the more someone uses, and it never really said how much coke he was snorting each time. If it was just a bump at a time, then the whole thing was perfectly within the realm of plausibility. It would be hard to eat while doing a lot of blow, but it did say he just ate one big meal every day. The alcohol is whatever, plenty of people drink that much every day at various levels of functioning. I'm pretty sure he didn't drop acid every night to write though, unless he was microdosing.

>>11661228
>Being white

>>11660862
>Pisses on 12 year old child.

>>11661658
the bitch they try say was 15 and the trial say it wuntant her get ur fCts strait.

>>11660079
Texas BBQ literally uses cheapo white bread

>>11659841
The Unum let him harvest the house

>>11659005
>all these responses to a datamining post
yikes

>>11661681
Sorry chap I stand corrected. I apologise for my error and kindly ask for your forgiveness.

>>11661759
>Data mining
>4channel
>/ck/

I bet you post unironically in /x/ gang stalking generals

>>11660055
>that'll be $40

>>11661571
this isn't that funny when you realize it's a cranberry tea intentionally made to relieve urinary tract infections/discomfort

>>11660055
Not a fan of Ted but this is fucking based

>>11661803
the only ppl who respond to asl requests are attention whores, go to /soc/ if you want to suck cock that badly

>>11660449
I'm what you would call a drug person, and I don't find it hard to believe at all. I don't know if it's just certain people, or starting them before a certain point in development, but a whole range of narcotics have been used rampantly in the last 18 years of my 29 years living. Given more money, no need to hold a traditional job, etc. I could definitely do it.

>>11661813
Cranberries don't actually work for that. It's a myth.

>>11660119
jfc anon your knees must be in constant agony
I'm 270 and my knees ache sometimes

>>11658601
My mom doesn't buy gifts.

>>11659005
25/M/WV

Get them pepperoni bois

>>11661410
It was ok, but I'm pretty sure it has been done before.

>>11658219

>>11659826
pls be leesburg

>>11659858
Fucking brilliant.

>>11660449
Dude there are many videos available of Thompson. Dude was a mess. Also many testimonies atesting to how much drugs he took

>>11659005
21/F/NY
Pay up

>>11658219
LOL! (lots of laughs) Thanks Carol! May I forward this to Bob Robertson?

>>11659629
He has been exiled from /ck/, but became a /fit/izen instead.

>>11661307
A cute guy who puts on a skirt is a girl. Liking girls isn't gay.

>>11661107

>>11662163
dat whisk

>>11662062
That's about an hour away

jokes on you guys, I don't even have $500

>>11660831
This.

>>11658528
>hi im katy SPORK so randum xdddd
>have you read Hunter S. Thomson? I have.

What an utter faggot.

>>11662256
At least he's trying to be funny, you pretentious, toxic vinegar pisser.

>>11659005

40/m/Stavanger

>>11661640
>ogros del americas
>white

Laffs.

>>11658904
I bought and drank a bottle of grass soda once thinking it was a joke label for lime or something. No, it tasted like really sweet grass. I hardly made it past half a bottle before I dumped it out, but I did keep the bottle.

>>11661410
The shit I'm taking smells like the goat barn I used to clean :^)

>>11659005

25/f/chicago

All these anons larping as femanons when there are no grils on the internet.

>>11662416
Nah mang I have talked to about 50~ girls off of soc and they all say they are regular /ck/ posters

>>11662432
strong winds in that store

>>11662433
Fake news

>>11659005
36/m/Gold Coast, Australia

>>11659857
>no helmet, no run
is this real?

>>11662510
No, it's not.

>>11661435
>he doesnt date a cute girl and have bed picnics with her while watching stupid shit on netflix
im lmaoing @ your life

>>11659005
26/f/Oklahoma

>>11658517
The perfectly punched hole in the ceiling never fails to crack me up.

>>11662537
c r i n g e

>>11662549
tits or gtfo

>>11660262
MODS

>>11662163
was he really exiled?

>>11662456
The feet pics I have received seem real enough

>>11660407
why would you pull out?

>>11662689
Well since none of the femanons are posting their feet in this why not post the ones you have saved?

>>11661772
I want to know what kind of human being just happens to have a picture of George Osbourne lying around on their PC to casually drop into conversation.

>>11658219

>>11660230
24/M/Texas

I cook for a living, let's bang

>>11661531
Good god, brasilienses are the trash of Brazil, just behind cariocas

>>11662806
Im in the other texas

>>11658219
if that image was mirrored (in ms paint) then the rooster would be wearing the santa hat

>>11662843
OK, lazy. Let's see if you're right.

>>11662912
it has to be the op pic, smfh.

>>11662948
It is the same pic. What are you on?

>>11661852
yeah but it still sells to those people who believe it lol

>>11660055
a bbq place by me uses those fuckin half sheet pans as place but they only give you a few slivers of meat and it always looks so sad

>>11662963
but it has to be the original picture in a tread. so start a new thread with that mirrored version of the pic so that it becomes the original picture.

kapeesh?

>>11663001
huh?

>>11663031
heh.

>>11661951
>"mozzarella cheese"
what did they mean by this?

>>11659473
City?
RI #1

>>11663031
oh for fuck sake

>>11663064 (OP)

>>11659005
24/M/Norway

>>11658468
ALL OF THEM

>>11662667
Yeah, because he pretended to cook turtle eggs.

>>11658468
AND YOU HAVE TO LICK THE PLATE

>>11659858
wtf

>>11660055
>6 pieces of meat
>2 pickles
>a mason jar of beer
>a storebought roll
>"""""barbercue"""""
Coasties should be nuked

>>11658219
its rly funny how this guy looking under the counter sees himself lloking back to himself in another dimesion

>>11661281
>girl
Oh anon...

>>11663120
He's probably all "woah man this is weird, hey have you seen my turkey though?"

84/preop trans/rural Arkansas

>>11659858
This is perfect.

>>11663164
Especially today when they're all like "do you regret it now? huh? do you regret it now?"

>>11663164
educate an aussie. which side are the liberals? trump or hillary?

>>11660064
lost

>>11661813
So it's piss tea. It's funny no matter what.

>>11663215
hillary

>>11663236
so what do you call the trump side? just 'trumps'?

>>11663244
depends on who you ask

>>11663246
i'm asking you. (but point taken).

>>11663192
damn queen, what else that microwave do?

>>11663248
anti-liberals, or at least the reason why I voted for him, sick of the whiney cunts honestly

>>11663244
It used to be "the liberals" vs "the conservatives"

But trump didn't identify as a "conservative" as he advocated for things like an end to the US as an immigration destination, an end to trade, an end to US hegemony

Also the "conservatives" formerly were pro-market, but since trump hijacked the republican party in an anti-market, micromanaged-economy platform, most of the conservatives jumped ship and are either democrat in name, or democrat-supporting

So, most people outside the trump bubble use the term "alt right", which is considered derogatory by trump supporters. I am not sure what they want to be called, "magapedes" maybe

>>11663256

>>11663250
i hear ya. they won't let up because they think they'll win the next election and then they'll look back at the previous term saying that it was the most divisive time ever but they forget that they're the ones creating all the division.

>>11663256
confusing and convoluted but makes perfect sense. thanx.
them hillary suporters sure are a weird lot i tell u wot m80

<< obligatory food post

>>11659005
22/M/Toronto

>>11663266
exactly, buncha dopey cunts who think they're "on the right side of history" when they don't realize that they want us divided and they actually think the government having more and more power is a good thing

>>11663276
>gubmint has too much power, so let's cancel the 4th, 14th, and 15th amendments

/ck/humour/

>>11663276
it's funny because it's true!

>>11663256
no, its much more simple than that

democrats want to import filthy uneducated 3rd worlders into the country so they can stuff ballots with them, seize power, and use that power to restrict constitutional protections like free speech and the right to bear arms

conservatives are too pussy to stop it from happening and ignorantly think you win elections through getting people to like you and not through trickery

trump said fuck this, I'll kill you all before I let that happen
whos coming with me?

>>11660153
Harrisonburg or Fairfax?

>>11663292
nice strawman
>>11663294
funny but in a "fuck me we're fucked" kinda way

>>11663296
Both of my parents had bachelors degrees when they immigrated and had postgraduate degrees by the time they were sworn in as immigrants.

We're on 4chan, you can just say "fuck the shitskins", nothing will happen to you. You won't be doxxed.

>>11663299
>Fairfax
>an hour and a half from Richmond
enjoy your night in the pokey
more than likely they're talking about the 757, but the Valley is a decent guess as well

>>11663303
>*as citizens
Fixed. In any case, you can look at North Carolina for an example of how you guys turn a blind eye to actual voter fraud, while freaking out about "illegal voting" which is just a euphemism for "people I don't like being allowed to vote"

wait, so which ones are the democrats again? nvm. just say 'hillary' and 'trump' ffs.

>>11660463
ive known of the "that activated my almonds" meme for years and years and never knew the source

>>11663296
I don't get whos side you're on.

>>11663313
>while freaking out about "illegal voting" which is just a euphemism for "people I don't like being allowed to vote"
no, it actually means non-citizens without prior documentation being allowed to vote

>>11663302
I think you should look up "straw man" on the googles because it's not what you think it means.

>>11663266
Yeah, you'd never see the Republicans grinding the economy to a halt just because they want everything their own way whether they're in power or not.

>>11663303
and those aren't the immigrants he's specifically trying to keep out
hes' trying to keep the unwashed masses with no skills or education from boarder hopping and straining our welfare system/committing crimes

I just want to say this once so we can get back on topic. When he got elected and the deportations started happening,
there was a large bust one week where 37 of the 40 illegals captured were ms13 members
in my county we saw a 12.5% decrease in crime in the first 9 months of his term
hes taking out the trash is what's happening. and no fake pictures of liberals putting children in dog cages and pretending its an ICE compound is going to change the reality

>>11663319
OK, how about grasping for straws which is exactly what you did since there was no mention of the amendments you posted

>>11663318
>non-citizens
Aka, "brown people", since you believe the 14th isn't real.

>>11663328
keep putting words in my mouth you whiney faggot, it just makes you look dumber than you already are

>>11663322
You're full of shit, you change your story every time it's convenient for you. His exact words were "shit hole countries", and you and I both know that means people like my parents.

>>11663310
I've made it to Ashland from Fairfax in around that. But that was exceptional. My other guess was Charlottesville but that usually takes around an hour.

>>11663338
If you don't like people having to translate your alt-right garbage, you can try saying what you actually mean instead of trying to be PC about this.

>>11663321
there are republicans too?!

so now i have to figure out who are the democrats, consevatives, republicans, hillarys and trumps plus probably others? wtf i hate politics now. why cant we all just get along?

>>11662667
prolly got tired of the dumb jannies

>>11663341
if your parents came from a shithole like haiti they are an exception, not the rule
If you are trying to argue it would be good for the USA to import large numbers of your average haitian then you're just being dishonest

they wouldn't have so many fucking landslides and need aid if they didn't chop down all their damn trees for fire wood

>>11662357
pls be in Roscoe Village

>>11663341
no actually, your parents were educated and realized their country was a shithole, which is why they came here
they also came here because they're fucking pussies and refused to stay and make the country that raised them better
>>11663344
that's why I said enjoy your stay in the pokey, you can't make it from Richmond to Fairfax unless you're going at least 20+ over
>>11663345
>needing to translate
that's your problem, no translation is necessary and you just keep grasping at bullshit yet don't realize people don't think the same
>alt-right
lol just lol

>>11662432
anybody remember the music video on youtube that uses this footage? not sure if its even popular but I saw it years ago and not since

>>11663299
Jeffersonton

>>11662549
pls be in Durant

Oh look, another thread on the COOKING AND FOOD BOARD with shitbags arguing about political garbage.

>>11663172
That would have been my Thanksgiving but all the Trump boys still think he is double winning and owning the libs so it really wouldn't make an impact

>>11663352
he was legit b& for pretending to cook turtle eggs

>>11663367
Madison here.

>>11663256
good post anon, sorry if you get flamed

>>11663372
ti's the /ck/ humour thread and this shit is hillarious so stfu bitch

>>11663372
I know its a bummer, but we are in the midst of a civil war right now
thing is aside from a few skirmishes the battle field is mostly digital because one side voted all their guns away

>>11663394
If Chipotle didn't @ her and call her a retard they are spineless.

>>11663294
I wanna cum in her eye

>>11663399
Fuck you. I don't give a fuck.
>>11663400
I don't give a fuck.

>>11663354
See now you're getting closer, relax and revel in your racism, this isn't reddit.
>>11663362
They came from two different countries that speak two different languages, one of them would have been giving up a lot to go to the other country. They have English in common, and it made the most sense to stay since my dad had a job offer at a defense contractor. Back in the day that would have made my dad a hero to a Republican but nowadays we're supposed to grow weak and servile to Russia and Turkey, so I'm sure that will make you hate my family even more.
>>11663394
I was replying to bait, also the "australian" and the trumpie are the same person, he samefagged so he could derail the thread.

>>11663410
Shut the fuck up

>>11663413
Why?

>>11663322
You do realise he's restricting H-1B visas for skilled labor, right? That's the opposite of what you said

>>11663408

>i have nothing to add to the discussion so SHUT IT DOWN

found the hillary supporter

>>11658219
>let's have a blast
More like a butt blast as it turns out.

>>11663415
Fuck off

>>11663383
I know I was there, they don't permaban you from a board for something like that

>>11663410
>I was replying to bait, also the "australian" and the trumpie are the same person, he samefagged so he could derail the thread.
no he didn't.

t. the australian

>>11663420
Fuck off.

>>11663422
But we haven't gotten to the end yet.

I'll go if you say "fuck off shitskin, America is a white nation".

>>11663425
b-b-but that did. the absolute madman of a janny actually did it!!

>>11663402
Most corporate accounts play it pretty safe. Wendy's and Denny's are outliers

>>11663433
Fuck off

>>11663410
I'm sure the aussie was genuinely confused, America uses the term Liberal differently than a lot of places

>>11663433
checked you whitey. america is a ""coloured"" nation.

>>11663437
Weak. I know you have it in you, say the whole thing.

>>11663434
what a cunt

>>11662510
It was a public art piece put up by a guy protesting the Australian nanny state.

>>11663410
>derail the thread
How do you derail a thread that's past bump limit? it has already run it's course.

>>11663410
>bait
>being so far up your own ass everything you don't agree with is bait
fuck me, no one said anything to the effect that your parents aren't respected for what they achieved, your parents are a shining example of the types of immigrants we want, not the criminal disease ridden freeloaders were usually riddled with, so take that liberal brainwashing bullshit somewhere else mijo, because its a load of shit to apply what your parents went through with what these lazy faggots from Honduras are trying to do

>>11663457
we still have 17 images to go

>>11663445
i think it was personal, to be quite honest family shake my fucking head

>>11663341
ssorry ur parents came from a shithole country, they probably realized that and left ;^)

>>11663425
They did. He was banned for violating US law (even though it was just a prank bro).

>>11663457
actually 50 wew

>>11663465

>>11663417
Good. Corporations abuse H1B visas to hire immigrants at half the cost of similiarly qualified Americans.

>>11663162
Kek'd

>>11663470
I feel like they would dump you from all boards for that, not just one

>>11663472
At least he has a nice snack

>>11663475
you are missing the point, Trump isn't restricting immigration from the great unwashed, he's restricting it to the skilled labor as well. It's just racism. Silicon valley relies on those guys. USB was invented by an immigrant, it's going to choke out innovation for no good reason

>>11663487
i would rather have been munching on her piss flaps tho

>>11663492
wow you have no fucking clue what you're talking about, go to /g/ and see how well of a job those "skilled" immigrants are doing

>>11663492
you would legoit choose ""skilled labour"" form foreign countries over your own people? Holy unemplyment rate, that's retarded economic policy.

>>11663327
Of course there was no mention of it, you've never heard of any of those, only the 2nd. You may not be explicitly aware of it, but there are many other parts in the constitution, some of which you might disagree with, and some of which your POTUS is specifically working on dismantling.

Your ignorance of the specific laws that prevent your agenda from being legally implemented does not make for a straw man.

>>11663504
it is in fact sound economic policy but poor domestic, civil policy. get your terms right

>>11663506
Jesus Christ, the only mentioning or even brought up those amendments was you, you started this whole immigration shitfest so just do us all a favor and fuck off with your shitty opinions that were forced on you through whatever institution you're stupid enough to go into debt as a result of for the rest of your life

>>11663492
facebook and all corporatists in silicon can burn in hell

>>11663502
that's not really the discussion we are having, I was pointing out an inconsistency

Can someone go back in time and build a wall around Africa?

>>11663520
your whole slew of shitty arguments are one giant inconsistency
seriously stop hanging out with whatever horrible people you're hanging out with at uni

>>11663517
As soon as you say the magic words

>>11663518
They generate a tremendous amount of jobs, money, and taxes for the country. You can go back to farming anytime you like Cletus

>>11663521
well he did have white hands

>>11663514
>get your terms right
Do Americans really negotiate with terroists?

>>11663534
just that pussy obama and his cohorts in the Democratic party
we need another Dick Cheney

>>11663532
thanks for the incite

>>11661155
was about to post this

only 39 moar pics

>>11660213 (Me)
looks like i'm not gonna make it. sawwee.

>>11659005
38/m/Utah

>>11659005
25/m/France

>America is a white countr...

>>11659826
Post pic of armpits and a timestamp plz

>>11663495
That webm is fucked. I like it.

>>11663585

>>11662432
It's a perfect loop. Keking my ass off

>>11658468
it rubs the lotion on the skin or else it gets the eggs again

>>11663680
>perfect loop

>>11663296
Democrats want to import third worlders for political support. Republicans want to import third worlders for cheap labor.

>>11658219
Bump for more /ck/ funnies

Do Americans really like trump?

>>11659005
25/M/Scotland

>>11663967
only 31 more pics

>>11658334
>picture of a fish and a hook but it's really low resolution

>>11664014
fuck fish

>>11664026
Kamikaze bastards.

>>11659005
32/M/Singapore

>>11662791
>not having a dedicated George Osbourne reaction image folder
pleb

>>11663057
Warwick up by Oakland beach, hbu?

>>11663352
Sneed

>>11659005

23/M/Malaysia

>>11661476
pete btfo