/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11663089
You have AIDS. Not HIV...

Pineapples literally have an acid in them that's designed to melt your gums. Cut and refrigerate for a day, then eat.

>>11663135
its not acid. Its an enzyme, the plants defense mechanism.

>>11663089

Even with the enzyme that level of reaction probably means you're allergic

>>11663161
and the only solution is to eat a LOT of fresh pineapple; you know its working when your lips start to tingle

>>11663161
For me it's that when I eat pineapple the top of my mouth starts tingling and then if I stick my finger in it comes out all bloody. I think my mouth is also numbed because I can't really taste the blood tho. Didn't even know you could be allergic to pineapple

>>11663166
Is this real? I feel like I'll melt my gums if I eat too much

>>11663089
does papaya do it to you also? papain is the enzyme in both that dissolves tissue

>>11663185
I'm not sure I haven't eaten papaya in a while

Op is dead from pineapple slices, we'll get blamed for that.

>>11663766
I just got here, man.

>>11663089

aww, arent you nice..

I wish my boyfriend was like you. All he tells me is that if I wasnt a faggot, I wouldnt have to worry about what it tastes like.

Does all the dick I suck have anything to do with it?

>>11663089
pineapple contains a protease which dissolves protein and that is why your mouth corners hurt after eating a ton of it
just roll with it you pussy, shit's great

See
>>11663099

>>11663781
He's a fag, he's gonna blame the government somehow and expect reparations.

>>11663089
have you tried eating them without the rind or leaves, helped me a lot

>>11663089
Stop eating your cum, faggot. Problem solved

try peeling it first

>>11663772
Post bob

It's supposed to do that.
But if you're bleeding that's too severe dude.
It takes like a whole fruit for it to start making my mouth tingle and feel scratchy. Maybe you're allergic or something.
Try freezing it and making smoothies with it instead

>>11663781
I've been eating it I guess I'll just continue eating it anyway and deal with the blood

>>11663948
yeah for me my mouth starts getting tingly and feeling rough from the first piece I eat.

>>11664048
Also I’ll sacrifice anything for my boyfriend. I eat his ass all the time and he pats it with his cum so a little pineapple burn is the least I can do.

>>11663089
Are you trying to eat the skin or something?

>>11663775
>>11664055
You guys are funny I appreciate the (you)s :)

>>11664056
I'm just eating the yellow part

>>11663166
This is the solution OP. Like how snake wranglers get bitten by snakes in incremental fashion to become "immune" to the venom that the snakes use.

>>11663772
You like the abuse you stupid fuck slut.

>>11663942
And vagene.

>>11663184
Your mouth shouldn’t bleed after eating anything. Too much pineapple can make your mouth feel very sore/raw, but also, go for ripe pineapple and avoid the core - that’s where all the enzyme is.

>>11663089
>'m trying to make my cum taste better but all the blood is really getting in the way of my enjoyment
This is my favourite sentence