/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Because it's not Christmas? Christmas is on the 25th. Boxing day is on the 26th.

>>11647792

There are 327 calories in a single serving size, that's why. Enjoy your beetus.

>>11647792
because it way too thick and becomes unpleasant after one glass

>>11647812
That's why you water it down by adding a lot of ice and letting it melt a bit.

>>11647797
Woman or /fit/ manlet detected

It's coffee creamer you freak, you don't drink it on its own

>>11647854
I don't see any coffee in that glass..

>>11647856
I honestly can't tell if you're just fucking with us

>>11647861
Just drop it, you're already full of it.

>>11647814
that's what i do, but you're still drinking an entire bottle of cream

>>11647841

Imagine seeing virtue in obesity and debilitating illness.

Yum

>>11647792
I did a few weeks ago lad

>>11647797
>only 0.3 kcal
Based.........

>drinking whole bottle of baileys
disgusting
try drinking an entire bottle of 'rula like a grown up

I have a bladder infection and alcohol inflames it.

How is Bailey's related to the birthday of Jesus?

Reminds me. As teen, a group of us got drunk, drinking Kahlua, worst drunk I've been ( 15 yo)

>>11647792
Egg nog

>>11647879
Imagine not seeing over the counter at the grocery store

>>11648373

Imagine being able to see your dick without a mirror.

>>11648410

>>11647792
>not having the more frugal, more delicious and more punch...Carolans Irish Whiskey Cream

>>11647792
Because I'm on a bus :c

Just bought a bottle of Bailey s right now, it's a personal tradition since the woman who sold it to me last year made me discover my passion toward mixology.

>>11647814
>He lets it melt
Disgusting

>>11648217
Coffee liquor only isn't good, it's way mich better used in the mixology discipline.

>>11647792
If I buy a bottle of Bailey's I will drink the whole thing on the rocks.
And I really don't need those calories.

>>11647792
I used to like it but then I didn't. Not sure why.

>>11647792
It’s kind of trash desu. Chugged a whole bottle of this on thanksgiving and didn’t feel a thing.

Why does it taste so strong? My head shakes on its own when I drink this, even when mixed with other stuff.

>>11647792
dunno about getting drunk on this stuff, but I just bought a fresh bottle today and love having a cheeky baileys over ice from time to time

Colonial style custard nog is not only cheap at 2.99, it has a malt flavour like a milkshake. I take it half and half nog with hot water, plus whiskey <rich and rare>

>>11647792
>According to LIVESTRONG's food database MyPlate, based on 100 milliliters, which is 3.3 ounces or just under two shots
>There are three grams of protein per serving of Baileys, and 25 grams of carbohydrates with 20 grams coming from sugar.
So a 750ml bottle of Bailey's has 150g of sugar, on top of 17% alcohol. That's just begging for diabetes and an awful headache.

>>11647796
What the fuck is boxing day? Is that some Canadian fag shit?

>>11647792
But I am. Got a bottle of pic related and a bottle of whsikey for christmas, hope those two last me trough the day, Im really not in a christmas mood so ill just get drunk

>>11651229
Yeah, Canada and most of the English speaking world. That one narcissistic nation with its own special snowflake system of spelling English words excepted.

>>11647792
Makes you fat. A steel reserve will get you more fucked up in the same number of calories

That's a woman's drink, sir.

>>11647792
This stuff has replaced all other cream liqueurs in my household.

>>11647792
Would this taste good if I mixed it with BLACK tea...?

because my people's Christmas alcohol of choice is vaječný likér, better known as advocaat to angl*s and g*rmans

>>11652303
Veselé vianoce ty buzerant.

>>11647792
Because Christmas is for rum.

>>11651206
But it's XMAS. Santa's magic will make beetus and all those calories disappear

>>11647792
That sounds really thoroughly terrible

>>11647792
That shit is WAY too rich. Can barely stand a few sips. Does taste good though.

>>11652797
You're supposed to pour it over ice cream and into coffee. Still tastes like ass, but less so.

>>11647797
>counting calories
enjoy foreverially being skinnyfat, loser.
if you need a fucking calculator to stay thin you deserve to be a porker, how about you stop cheating and actually exercise for a change?

>>11652797
you're supposed to put the tiniest amount into coffee, I've made a bottle last a year like that.
If you want a hard milky drink there are better ways to do it.

>>11647792
I prefer this to bailey's, but you get diabetes halfway through the bottle

>>11651206
Well you’re right. I drank a few glasses of this last night and I got a shitty hangover

>>11652847
>Hangover after a few glasses of 17%
??

>>11647792
>Whole bottle
No, but I have taken in my fair share of White Russians over the past few weeks. No shame.

>>11652843
I'm not a big fan of maple but got some maple bourbon cream once that was perfect with a light taste. Can't seem to find it now.

Ezra Brooks is a pretty decent alternative flavor wise though minus the maple.

drink amaro like an adult

>>11647792
>what's your excuse?
I'm not gay

>>11647792
Because I'm downing a pot full of Glühwein, like a civilized man.

>>11651507
Just tried some of that. Just tastes like melted down cheap chocolate with vodka, pretty disappointed desu

>>11653057
well I was drinking a lot of beer too, but beer almost never gives me a hangover so I can only assume it was the baileys

Why does this drink come with so many stereotypes ? Women drink, baby drink, coffee creamer, "its just milk" like fuck off faggot fucks sake

>>11647854
I mean, it tastes nice and doesn't kill you so why not?

I wanted to get some Bailey's chocolate covered cherry flavor. Store only had original for some shit reason, but they had 10,000 brands of wine. I made some eggnog and got some cheap bourbon to put in it instead.

>>11647797
>t. eternal twinkcel
never gonna make it

>>11648740
Jesus i got so sick of hearing this in high school and college.
“Yeah dude I drank the whole bottle and wasn’t even tipsy” shut the fuck up, if you down a 1/5 of any alcohol you’re fucked up in a couple ways.

>>11647792
>>11647797
>>11655392
>not doing GONAD
Never gonna make it.

Make your own version where you control the amount of alcohol, and save money in the process.
>Ingredients:
>good quality bourbon
>1 can sweetened, condensed milk
>Hershey's chocolate syrup
>vanilla extract
>half and half
In a large container, add condensed milk. Rinse can with bourbon. Add a large squeeze of chocolate syrup, and about 2t vanilla extract. Add 1 pint half and half. Whisk well. Add bourbon to your liking. (Adding 1 pint will make a little more than a quart of mixture.)
Enjoy!

>>11648160
Downing almost a bottle of this is the worst hangover ive ever read, to the point i now get chills down my spine whenever i see Amarula.