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I like beer out of bottles because it feel kinda like it might feel to kiss a girl. Smooth and stuff, and then sometime you push your tongue inside to meet the beer, which is like the girls tongue a little bit.

I like beer. Dark beer. What kind of woman- I mean beer, does /ck/ like?

>> No.11641694

Oh anon, anon, anon. Have you really never kissed a girl? Anon, please.

>> No.11641701

>>11641691
shut the fuck up retard

>> No.11641702

>>11641691
This is sad

>> No.11641704

>>11641691
Beer is yucky. For me, it's straight bourbon.

>> No.11641705

>>11641691
I like my beer like I like my women, brown and bitter and make me compromise my values to keep them around

>> No.11641707

>>11641694
oh ya! lots of times! why?

>> No.11641716

if you stick it up your ass it's kind of like a dude too

>> No.11641727

>>11641691
im so sick of all the garbage fucking threads on this awful board
i really hope OP dies tomorrow

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>>11641691
>sometime you push your tongue inside to meet the beer
I don't think that's normal, anon.

>> No.11641887

>>11641691
I like to keep my left leg shaved and rub my right leg against it pretending I have a cutie pie gf

>> No.11641893

>>11641691
>sometime you push your tongue inside to meet the beer
Why are you frenching your beers?

>> No.11642214

>>11641691
Cans are better because when you finish one you can crush it in your hand and throw it across the room without causing much damage.

>> No.11642227

>>11641691
I've been on 4chan too long, is that an actual girl or a girl(male)?

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>>11642214
>Cans are better because when you finish one you can crush it in your hand and throw it across the room without causing much damage.
Bottles are better because glass shattering is AWESOME.

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anyone who doesn't pour beer into a glass is a savage

green beer bottles a shit

cans are only good at 2 things: getting cold and not breaking
otherwise you might as well put them in paper bags and be a complete hobo

>OP tounge fucks beer bottles
wut

>> No.11643098

>>11642227
you havent been here long enough if that matters

>> No.11643271

>>11643098
This to be quite honest cumpai.

>>11641691
I don't drink alcohol, but I like drinking beverages out of glasses. You get more volume per sip and you're not drinking small amounts of liquid like you're waiting for an African child to piss in your mouth.
On the flip side though, bottles definitely help with your sippage. If you wanna prolong how long you drink something, bottles are the way to go.
I've never kissed a girl btw, not sure if that matters.

>> No.11643391

>>11641691
Pale, aged for 12 years, moist mouthfeel, on the sweet side, not sour.

As for beer I only drink lager.

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>>11641691