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Anonymous Wed Dec 19 22:27:32 2018 No.11636787 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw you enter a new restaurant and no one is there to seat you and they don't tell you to seat yourself and you linger like a dickhead until someone tells you to sit wherever
PUT UP A FUCKING SIGN YOU NIGGERS

Anonymous Wed Dec 19 22:29:33 2018 No.11636801
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>>11636787
>take bf to Chinese restaurant
>he just stands there at the entrance until I motion for him to come sit with me
White boys seem to love being ordered around. That's true in bed too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 19 23:11:58 2018 No.11637021 >>11636801 I really hope you're a girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 19 23:13:47 2018 No.11637036 >>11637021 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 19 23:14:30 2018 No.11637037 >>11636801 post asshole

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 19 23:51:12 2018 No.11637157 File: 87 KB, 156x350, [HorribleSubs] Houseki no Kuni - 01 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_06.54_[2018.06.15_22.21.45].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11637021

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 19 23:59:10 2018 No.11637183 >>11636801 I mean, I kinda do like when a girl has that sort of maternal, almost bossy trait. More so when I am misbehaving or being irresponsible or something then I kinda do like being ordered around. It's sexy and makes me feel weirdly cared for

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 20 02:25:35 2018 No.11637626 >>11636801 >avatarfag is actually a fag

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 20 05:48:18 2018 No.11638037 >>11636787 It only happened once that we were seated by staff. Unless it's a fine dining snobery, in normal restaurants you can sit wherever the fuck you want unless it's reserved, but in that case, there's a sign on the table.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 20 05:51:20 2018 No.11638039 File: 222 KB, 499x499, vietpepe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11636801 >go to chink restaurant >they give me the white people menu >chink gf comes back from toilet >they give me their true menu anyone else unlocked the hidden menu yet?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 20 06:09:41 2018 No.11638089 >>11638039 Only once, but i needed to bash some heads in. It didn't worth the mess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 20 06:14:26 2018 No.11638103 >>11638037 Some of us don’t live in flyover-land... Most places I go have a hostess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 20 07:36:59 2018 No.11638299 >>11638039 if this is true, what's the difference?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 20 07:50:25 2018 No.11638320 >>11636787 I usually have a conversation at the bar with the people I am going to said restaurant.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 20 08:33:31 2018 No.11638407 >>11638299 Americanized vs Authentic. My wife is Viet and the Asian menus are fantastic.

Anonymous Thu Dec 20 11:49:09 2018 No.11638965

>>11638103
That function is totally unnecessary unless you're a pretentious cunt who expects to get seated or you're a mentally challenged person who can't find an empty table on his own.

Fortunately i don't have to live in the US. European masterrace reporting in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 20 11:56:37 2018 No.11639000 >>11637157 You're becomin a real regular, aren't you faggot-kun

Anonymous Thu Dec 20 11:58:42 2018 No.11639005
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>>11638299
>if this is true, what's the difference?

One is in English and one is in Chinese. They'll usually save the stinky offal dishes in the Chinese menu and leave them out of the english menu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 20 12:57:59 2018 No.11639275 >>11638039 yeah, I earned it by being a regular for 3 years. not everyone will believe in the hidden menu but I tell you it exists.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 20 20:38:46 2018 No.11641054 File: 228 KB, 327x393, [HorribleSubs] Houseki no Kuni - 10 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_17.11_[2018.06.16_22.39.07].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11639000 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 20 21:01:39 2018 No.11641181 File: 315 KB, 984x1436, vasectomy_guy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11636801 sad but true

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 20 21:15:11 2018 No.11641261 File: 88 KB, 146x592, [HorribleSubs] Houseki no Kuni - 01 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_08.43_[2018.06.15_22.23.56].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11641181 Lmao the absolute state of hetoids

Anonymous Fri Dec 21 02:14:43 2018 No.11642282
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>first time trying local restaurant
>no host waiting for us
>sign says seat yourself
>do so
>get passive-aggressively bitched at for "messing up the system"
>don't tip and never return

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 02:19:27 2018 No.11642301 >>11641181 Meanwhile, that reply was made by a 4chan permavirgin wizard kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 02:42:18 2018 No.11642350 >>11636801 L O N D O N O N D O N

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 03:24:49 2018 No.11642442 >>11642282 Wtf

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 14:09:07 2018 No.11644080 >>11637183 You want to fuck your mom.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 14:11:22 2018 No.11644089 >>11644080 Literally everyone does.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 14:50:04 2018 No.11644243 >>11641054 Good taste

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