/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Whatever happened to the good old days when we carried water around in a sheep's bladder?

>>11619121
It's too bulky / heavy imo. Rather just buy a cheap case of water and throw the empty plastic away than worry about carrying that shit around all day and cleaning it, etc.

>>11619121
also a pair of jews at wharton business school invented it. total ripoff

>>11619121
Got one for free at work and had it about 10 months, haven't had any problems but I wouldn't have paid for it

>>11619220
>be me
>inventor of water
>what if we put this stuff in bottles and sell it at a premium?
>thatllneverwork.jpg
>no no, normies will drink it up because they're too lazy to use a decent bottle
>we can tell them it tastes better too
>they'll fucking believe anything

>>11619121

Seems to me to not hold too much liquid. Just by the looks of it I imagine having to refill it like 2-3x an hour. How many oz is that?

>>11619222
Not sure where you're getting that from, looks to me like it was founded by a woman who went to harvard.

Mirin those trips tho

Does anyone here actually own one?

For me it’s Nalgene

>>11619339
who's catching the taco?

I got a couple for really cheap just for water during work and it keeps things cold as advertised so it's good enough for me

>>11620676
I own a contigo my nigro

>>11620676
comfy nalgene sips by the fire

>>11619129
Can you imagine going to a fresh cold stream and drinking water there after warm sheep bladder water all fucking day out raping and pillaging.
Fuck that cold water would taste finer than the rump of the last clam leader you defeated.

It's good because it keeps cold water cold. I've had water sitting in it for 24 hours on my nightstand and it was still moderately chilled rather than room temperature

>>11621184
Bet you’ve had it up your ass a bunch, too.

Its nalgene or nothin

>>11621266
checked
>>11620686
>>11620676
my nigga

ive paid for exactly one red nalgene. when it miraculously got a crack in it, they replaced it for free. when that one got warped in the dishwasher, they replaced it for free.

>>11621242
Not sure why what I said made you upset but okay

>>11621433
Just I would have done heaps.
No broken glass and trips to the hospital is great. Also the pain omg!

>>11619253
>2018
>carrying a bottle everywhere
>this is fine
>i'm okay with the events that are unfolding current;y

>>11620673
Yes

>>11619121
It's a nice bottle, bit heavy for my taste and for that reason I don't bring it to the gym. I use it these days to keep my oolong tea warm.

I currently use the *real* meme bottle the $60 "bkr" which is the current fad in yoga studios/instagram

Really best to get a nalgene though that you can abuse or better yet a surplus canteen that you can throw in your bag.

>>11619253
the first bottled water was spa water believed to contain useful minerals but it doesn't surprise me an anime poster is uneducated and a memester faggot

>>11619315
Its right around a pint

t. used it to smuggle beer before

>>11620676
based nalgene bro

>>11619121
It's actually extremely worth it if you put a bunch of ice cubes in it at the start of your day. Then whenever you can refill your water bottle the ice will make sure anything you drink is cold as fuck.
Swell is really good for this because of the insulation which means the ice doesn't fucking melt throughout the day but also there's no perspiration on the outside of the water bottle. If you put ice in a contigo people are going to think the thing is fucking leaking.

>>11619222
this. jew scam

>>11621175
>tfw you'll never be a clam leader

>>11620676
nalgene 4 lyfe

>>11620676
>>11621156
>>11621266
>>11621280
>>11621556
>>11622052
>>11622757
Nalgene is, objectively, the most autistic water bottle money can buy. First off, they're big as fuck, and normal people will think there's something wrong with you for needing to carry that much beverage at one time. They're also impractical, heavy, and most cup holders (both car and backpack) can not accommodate them. That means you'll need to keep them in the main compartment of your bag, where the condensation will assure all your possessions end up sopping wet. Plus, the wide mouth means if they get knocked over, you've just spilled an enormous amount of liquid all over everything - yes, I know they have a narrow-mouth version, but that shit is hard to both get things into and drink from. Finally, they are not useful for physical activity, if you're moving AT ALL when you try to drink you'll be treated to liquid running down your chin and a great big stain on your shirt.

The ONLY environment I accept them in is camping, or some other rigorous outdoor activity/work place where you will be away from a convenient water source for an extended period of time and the durability may actually be put to the test. Otherwise, you look like a sweaty tryhard neckbeard who's either oblivious to what others think of them, or trying desperately to portray a rugged, outdoorsman image and failing hard at it

Avoid.

>>11620686
I use a contigo too, both insulated and non. They work OK but seem to break easily and I'm increasingly concerned about drinking from plastic, even if it's BPA-free.

>>11620678
Harry Potter

>>11619121
they are pretty cool, keeps water cold all day

one of the best presents i ever got

>>11623779
You must have gotten some pretty shitty presents then.

>>11619121
Just buy a nalgene for $10. I've had one for about 9 years, replaced the lid twice, and it still works

>>11619220
'Hi, I'm looking for a iOS laptop, which one is the best?' 'You should go for a Acer, cause hurrdurrhuurrrrdurdurdur'

>>11621457
>carrying a bottle is difficult

>>11622047
Where to

I've had a swell water bottle for 2.5 years now and haven't had a single issue. I had smell issues for a bit but just cleaned it out. I mostly put tea, water and sometimes juice in it. In the summer when it gets really hot the water stays cold literally all day, i've left it in my hot car and came back 10 hours later and it was warm.

>>11619121
what is wrong with an empty coke bottle?

i also remember these metallic bottles from way back. Back then the cap was some heavy duty shit that you screwed in to the bottle, the cap also had a big whole right through it so you could use a carabiner to clip it on to anything. you could also stick something through and leverage someone's cap so god damn hard on it was impossible to get off.

these bottles always were meme'y and impractical. an empty soda bottle is and was superior in every way

>>11624850
Empty plastic soda bottles leak plastics into the water. They also arent insulated and dont keep it cold or hot for 12-24 hours

>>11624866
you just refill the bottle with new water if it turn stale and warm.

I bought my girlfriend one and she never uses it, just carries around old disposable plastic water bottles

>>11624939
>buying products
you got jewed

*blocks your path and slaps your gf's as in a mogging way*

>>11624907
Cant always do that and sometimes in the summer its so hot that you cant even get cold water from a tap.

>>11625121
This is the water bottle equivalent of an obese middle aged white man in a XXXXXL Hawaiian shirt.

I have a knock off, it works ok but the color is wearing off pretty fast.

I have a water bottle with a very large throat for when I want to put ice in it for the day.

i have a few Kleen Kanteens including an insulated one - the ones that hold around a pint
i like them,
they get dented if you drop them, but i don’t mind

>>11619253
pocari sweat is an energy drink

>>11621175
>tfw long day of raping and pillaging clams
>didn't even find any pearls

>>11619121
nigga, just redill the last bottled water you bought with tap water, why the fuck woud you buy a fuckin dedicated water bottle, what kind of autism is this?

I have one of these, I like it. The only downside is it's 26oz or something like that instead of 32oz like I wanted.

>>11626022
so at least he's drinking water.

>>11619121
glass is the only way to go

>>11620673
I do, its nice. The big size holds a lot of water, much more than a liter

The sole reason I got it is to keep water ice cold for hours when its dying hot outside

>>11629004
maybe the real pearls were the friends we made along the way?

for me it's $5 no brand name stainless steel bottle

For me it's the HydroFlask. If you don't need insulated, get Nalgene.

>>11619121
I’ve been issued like 5 Nalgene bottles, some 32 oz hydroflasks and a half galling rtic or whatever the fuck it’s called. The Rtic is by far the best one, I’ve never noticed off tastes in any of these but if you put anything besides water or even chemical heavy water in them for more than a few days they will all 100% get permanent odors in them

>>11621457
You could always wear a camel pak to work, petunia

I just use emptied out half-liter soda bottles and replace them once in a while.
When I hike/camp I bring one or two of those, a thermos, and the remaining water needs are stored in cleaned out 3-liter goonbags.
The thermos is great for boiling some water in the morning and then having hot water for tea or coffee at noon without having to start a fire.

>>11624472
They're too big, though.

>>11631111
Based. Why spend $$$ on a meme bottle when you can buy a no-name bottle with the same quality for $5,
unless you're a woman and you want to show off and follow trends.

>>11619121
The only people I see carrying around a S'well are sorority whores with no mind of their own.
Just get a generic stainless steel bottle or something like a nalgene w/o BPA

>>11626022
Lmaoo

>>11628008
What's stopping you from getting a real one?

>>11631542
I actually do this. Idgaf if it seems odd because anything looks good when you're in shape and confident. Fucking love water.

>>11624507
>iOS laptop
retard

>climate controlled beverage
Do people seriously demand this?