/ck/ - Food & Cooking

4/10, try not using a flamethrower

>>11614992
Ah yes, the toilet store worker specialty

>>11614992
Shove it up your ass and kill yourself.

>>11614992
I was planning on doing this really long shitpost. I just want you to know.

>>11614992
>Work almost every morning at old folks home
>Middle aged women make up 90% of my coworkers
>Every single morning they burn the toast
I feel bad for the bastards who get shit like that on their plate in their final days.

>>11615305
I used to cook in a nursing home. It was a fucking disgrace.

>>11615318
How did it smell?

>>11615318
2 of the 4 chefs actually give a shit, we have the best food of the nursing homes in the area....but it's maybe a rank above school food.

>>11614992
What is toast?

>>11615319
Nursing homes pretty much always smell of urine.

>>11614992
14/88

>>11614992
My nigga! That's JUST a hair over how i like it., but would eat without debate. Butter/10

>>11615305
in my experience, old people like burnt toast.

>>11616197
Based!

>>11614992
My father only eats toast when its completely burned and with peanut butter, I don't know why

>>11616253
i'd guess he grew up poor or his mom can't cook

>>11616181
Baby don't burn me.

>>11614992
toasty/10

>>11615319
smelled like steamed ground beef

>>11615322
No chefs here. Only lunch ladies.
There are high class waiting-to-die facilities that feed you proper food if you can eat it. (Some oldies can't swallow too well, let alone chew.)
But those places are for oldies with their wits and bodies in somewhat fair shape. As soon as you need a nurse on hand round the clock, off to the warehouse with you.
I think it's fortunate that there are a lot of veterans in these places, because at least they can be reminded of army food.

>>11616181
some sorta fire magic?

>>11614992
If that's cinnimon toast it might be pretty good.