/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>here's your birthday cake anon!
>WAKE ME UP
>CAN'T WAKE UP

>>11578972
SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>11578972
Thought it was one of these

>>11578972
Why are there pubes coming out of it?

>>11578972
Jesus tapdancing Christ
>pull me under

>>11578972
looks like amy lee's dirty fucking pubes

>>11578972
What flavor is this

>>11578972
looks like a textbook illustration of sperm rushing to the egg

Loved evanscience as a kid

>>11578972
death metal cake

>>11578972
mfw its my birthday but I'm alone again this year.

>>11578972
WAKE ME UP

here:

>>11578972

>>11578972
Damn this is such a sick death metal cake! I want one next year

>>11579207
That's what I thought too, then I opened the image and realized it's supposed to be hair? Or screws? I don't know.

Fuck mirror cakes.

That is all.

>>11581624
>death metal
>evanescence
Underage retard.

>>11578972
CAKE ME UP INSIDE

>>11581644

>>11579062
an... ant jacuzzi?

bananas foster?

>>11578972
Evanescence never was cool.

>>11582301
>that much frosting
fucking gross man

>>11581686
I always wonder if falling for the meme is part of the meme, like with the 360 walk away meme

>>11582274
>strawberry jam
in what fucking world is that strawberry jam?

>>11582417
>>11582417
>No image for Bananas Fosters Home for Invisible Friends

>>11578978
missed opportunity to say
>CAKE ME UP
3/10 anon

>>11582667
Where are you from? Where I am, jelly is hard and jam flows/spreads more. Preserves is similar to jam, with fruit material.

>>11582805
In the US, jelly is fruit juice based, while jam is crushed fruit and preserves are very lightly crushed fruit

>>11578972
Looks like pubic hair sprinkles

>said I'd make cheesecake for my father's dinner party tomorrow
>took it out of the oven a little while ago
>springform leaked again
>mfw

Here you go, if you don't mind the frosting

>>11582301
Based OwO, something told me one of my fellows would show up in this thread, /)

>>11583768
I've literally never had a springform not leak
I gave up and only make 16 inch cheesecakes now

>>11582301
>no spurt of cream in the center
wasted opportunity for memes

>>11582301
>little hoofprints presumably where a plastic pony once stood
Kek, cute

>>11583996
that is so cute

>>11582274
Only here because I enjoy crosswalk hunting, but what the fugg

>>11583913
Ya I'm just going to say fuck it to the whole water bath thing from now on. What difference really does it make if you submerge the springform in the water vs just putting the water filled pot on a lower rack?

>>11582274
It's beautiful!

>>11578972

>>11585034
>asians cant stop eating dogs even for dessert
Subhumans.

>>11585120
that's some real autism right there

>>11586095
Wholesome!

>>11585120
Jeez I can the condensed depression from this image. I wouldn't wish this upon my worst enemy :(

>>11585120
Is the pale glum figure edible?

>>11584348
Wew didn't notice

>>11581603
>>11581505
women should be culled

>>11578972

>>11581505
>Here's that gay wedding cake you kept insisting I make

>>11585034
Why do the foxes look so world-weary

>>11586095
Radical

>>11587872
They are Tibetan sand foxes. They're not actually world weary, but they fucking hate tourists.

>>11585120
>jew font on the cake
i'm not surprised.

>>11582417
peach gambit

>>11583768
>guests arrive
>take cheesecake out of springform
>yep it's ruined and inedible
>oh fuck what do
>spend the next 3-4 hours cleanup included making some eggnog cupcakes I found a recipe for that I had all the ingredients for except cream cheese for the frosting
>say fuck it and make an eggnog buttercream to top them off with instead
>6.5 cupcakes at best really don't want to serve them but I have two dozen cupcakes done in front of me and what the fuck do I do
>make them look presentable with icing bag and dust of cinnamon on top
>take plate down to boomertachi
>resounding drunk yelling of "bravo anon! anon for the win!" etc
>instantly regret it
>hide in my room knowing they're all pretending it tastes good to my parents and telling them I'm such a good baker or whatever right about now
>want to die
>doing dishes upstairs
>one of the husbands comes upstairs and foces himself to tell me the "muffins" were "delish"
sorry for the blog but fucking kill me lads

more \m/ cakes pls

>>11588665

>>11588385
>bit later
>same guy tells me he has a "cooking tip" for me
>expect him to say I used too much cinnamon or whatever the fuck
>puts a twenty in my pocket as everyone watches as though they all agreed that was a good and completely normal thing to do
>just go "uhh....no I can't... uhh..." and he retreats back to the couch after doing the boomer wink thing and telling me to "keep up the good work"
>everyone says the cupcakes were great and I go back to my room
I mean it would kind of make sense if I was fucking 14 and he was using my baking as an excuse to throw me some pocket money but I'm in my early 20s for fucks' sake. Did he/they literally think I expected compensation for making them fucking dessert?
Is this normal? Who the fuck does that? I'm honestly a bit offended but I don't know how else I was supposed to react.
Sorry for blogging again

>>11582301
id eat that cake in ten seconds flat

>>11589929

>>11585069
Ugh

What is this his like blanket shit on modern cakes instead of normal frosting? It tastes bland as fuck and the texture is gross

>>11591930
fondant, no one likes it but cake chefs are almost always fedora tipping idiots who think it's cool

>>11589190
>Is this normal?
Not even a little.

>>11591971
Right? It's this kind of shit that makes me think I might actually be handicapped and I'm the only one unaware

>>11578972
Mommy never made cake, brownies, or cupcakes for me growing up. Not so much as a rice crispies treat.

Fucking cunt.

>>11591930
It's some wax shit all the chefs use because they're tards prioritizing looks over taste. Blame cake boss for it infiltrating home cooking

>>11593686
Maybe she was a marshmallow lover, such people exist you know, did you also have s'mores and ambrosia salad?

>>11581712
I'm ashamed it took this far into the thread for this to be posted. I'm ashamed it isn't OP's filename.

Get your fucking shit together, niggers. You have a reputation to uphold.

>>11591936
i wish more would use marzepan instead

>>11589929
Stop, you.

>>11585120
Oh fug I forgot about this one. Bittersweet as all hell

>>11582301
That's pretty cute especially considering it's obviously homemade.

>>11585069
based

>>11585120
>glum
He's rosy cheeked and smiling.
You can't please some anons.

>>11591930
>blanket shit
Might be fondant but there is also such a thing as rolled icing and even rolled chocolate that comes in...rolls. You cut it to fit and just kind of slap it in place.

>>11585120

>>11594383
i mean if thats your life its not worth living

>>11582417
I like bananas foster...

>>11592523
desu boomers do shit like this sometimes, maybe he owed your dad for something and this was his way of paying back
unless they really thought yoy were a retard, in which case topkek

>>11578972
>mmm...pretzels
Are those actually candles? Lame
Nice cake regardless tho
>>11579167
I want that so much.

>>11588385
>eggnog
You can't say nog here, this is a blueboard