/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11581990
Nothing like waking up in the middle of the night and pounding a half gallon of milk from the carton.

I don't know why but I can eat the whole thing without realizing it

>>11581990
Those are terrible. These are the ones to get.

Cashews.

I fucking love Cashews.

>>11582017
>eat 9520 calories without realizing it

>>11581990
Pringles. I have literally never eaten anything less than an entire can of them at once.

Literally anything good that doesn’t require heating. If it isn’t raw meat or water I will stuff my face with it.

Vodka. Don't let that stop me though

Totino's Pizza Rolls

>>11581990
they devil me so

cheez its and goldfish crackers

>>11582070
I get the smaller cans. Can't remember how many calories it is.

I've eaten an entire box of these in about two days twice this year. With hard packed spreadable cheddar or liver pate. I can't fucking put them down.

>>11581990
>>11582002
These both apply and so does pic related

>>11581990
blease no bully am not weeb

>>11581998
I know the hunger for this feel

>>11581998
Are you me? I do this every other damn night.

>>11581990
No photo's on their site, but the pints of ginger ice-cream that the local dairy farm sold. I never stopped until I'd eaten it all.

This bad boy

>>11581990
all types of liquor, any ben and jerry's size tub of ice cream and any size bag of potato chips.

>>11582938
I know that feeling

i still buy them though

I wish I'd never set eyes upon them.

>>11582070
It's just so compact anon

>>11582928
Can't eat just one!

>>11582084
know that feel bro, but it’s whiskey for me friend

>>11582079
This. I cant keep any grab-and-eat food around me or I will eat it all at once. Addictive cravings destroy me, binge drinking, high as fuck, even a loaf of bread is dangerous.

these motherfuckers right here

the host made a plate of 12 sizeable cannolis for a 6 person dinner and everyone took one
but everyone was too full to have a second except for me
so i had a third
and a fourth
and a fifth
and a sixth
and a fucking seventh
i felt so fucking awful afterwards but she was my friend's grandma so she kept asking if i wanted another
grandmas are based

i have to be physically separated from latkes in order to stop eating them, i have absolutely no self control if there's just a big plate of them sitting there

>>11582987
:)

>>11582956

Oh fuck that looks really good, where do you get it anon?

>>11583048
From more or less any supermarket, at least in the UK.

This is the only food I do it to

>>11581990

I can usually stop half way and get a second serving out of it.

>>11583141
When the "whole bag" is 4 oz, please stop feeling like some eating contest champion.
Fucking christ.

>>11583141
If you like those, you'd love these.
These are the most amazing thing I've ever bought, and kept buying until the asian market moved locations 40 miles away for no.fucking.reason.
I can't find anyone who stocks them, seriously considering paying shipping and handling to buy online.

Usually order a box with twelve of these. Most of the time I store them or give them away to family and friends. Occasionally I get high on my own supply.

>>11581990
Any type of chips, especially hot cheetos or takis.

>>11582002
I have had a few nights where this was inadvertent dinner

>>11581990
these are the only junk food I feel bad eating. I really feel heavier after having one.

My only food related guilt.
It's junk and has no nutrition and the worst part is that it's just a garnish for other dishes

>>11581998
Not alone I see.

Just a few more bites...
just one more spoonful..
K I have to stop soon *starts eating faster for some reason*

this shit right here... but ice cream in general i avoid buying often, i am an animal with no self control.

>>11581998
*ssssssip*
*glug glug glug*
*gulp*
aahhhhhhh
yep, there goes another gallon

>>11581998
GOMAD

>>11581998
based and rippilled

>>11583874
I understand you.

WHAT KIND OF SALT AND PEPPER ARE (THEY) USING?

>>11583874
OH fuck yes this. This brewery is the only good thing about Ohio.

I killed an entire box of these solo last night. Technically I killed 1.75 boxes because I also had 6/8 donuts from a variety 8 pack since it was 2 for $6.00. Something like 4000 calories on top of the ~24oz of whole milk I drank (4 glasses = 800 calories) and this wasn't my dinner meal for the day, just a snack.

Fuck I am fat.

Brownie Bites
Brand doesnt matter, amount doesnt matter, lay a plate of these out in front of me, they'll be gone in seconds

>>11581990

>>11582125
I have stolen bags of takis from loved ones.

>>11581990

Never manage to keep leftovers. I always eat that whole shit entirely.

fight me

>>11582084
>>11582989
If you're suffering from depression, the book 'Feeling Good' by MD David Burns can help. It's about cognitive-behavioral therapy, a successful treatment for depression.
Link to PDF:
https://www.sendspace.com/file/p4j962

You can also try some St. John's Wort (it's a plant) tea for immediate relief (I mix mine with Melissa for the calming effect), see if it works for you. I'm currently trying it out myself, no opinion yet.

>>11583202
Oh god, fucking this. ANY kind of hummus I just can't fucking help my self. Give me that and a box of Ritz and I'll eat myself to death

>>11584207
Shut up, faggot.

>>11584192
you monster

>>11581998
>reduced fat

>>11584157
These with hummus FUCK

>>11582999
same. i don't keep food in my apt that i can just eat as is.

>>11581990

>>11582956
>tfw peanut butter flavour
YO WHAT THE HELL
They only have chocolate and apple where I live. Goddamn, I'd kill for some of that PB goodness.

Not really food but whenever I buy sugar free gum and end up compulsively chewing it all over the course of a single evening.

i don't have a weakness for regular food anymore. I don't like sugary food because of cavities and I don't like fatty food because of the way it makes me feel. So that just about covers all the naughty foods people eat.

>>11584054
Those aren't that good. I like their danishes tho.

>>11581990
These right here. They taste so much better than the original. There's just something about the texture of the wheat flour they use. I'll inhale these things

These little bastards will make my tongue raw within a couple hours.

>>11584253
I’m already a fat fuck. Going from 4% to 2% fat in my milk is the very least I could do for myself.

>>11581990
I saw these and thought of the fat kid who made donut milk. I wonder how long it will last in my memory.

>>11581990
I'll eat every can in a 100 ft radius

>>11583752
>>11583774
This is why they invented Halo top

>>11583009
and then she hits you with
>you're a good eater, Anon!

>>11583245
https://www.asianfoodgrocer.com/asian-food/snacks-candy/chips-crackers/dragonfly-spicy-cuttlefish-crackers-8-oz

i can kill a bag of these in five minutes

/ck/ still on top with THE best troll threads.

>>11585395
gibs

>>11584203
If I buy a family size bag I'll end up eating the whole thing and hating myself
that's why I only buy the regular size ones
same with xxtra hot Cheetos

>>11585496
.....how is this thread a troll thread? This board is almost entirely threads like this...what makes this one any different? Kill yourself

>>11582002
heeeey mi amigo

>>11583156
these are fucking disgusting anon
you should be ashamed

>>11582002
*blocks your path*

>>11581990
Objectively the correct answer

>>11585830
>tfw never eaten, or even seen a bag of these
It's a civilized northern kind of feel

DRIED MANGO LIKE HOLY SHIT IT'S THE GOAT FOOD OF ALL TIME

>>11582056
>noth getting both and mixing them
how long have you been a pleb?

>>11585331
>320 calories
>20g protein
this sounds like a meme, does it taste like shit?

>>11584054
whats your height and weight anon?

im 5'8" and 260lbs if it makes you feel any better


i have to really pace myself and pay close attention to what I'm eating or this whole bag is dusted

>>11582017
I guess if you're a millionaire

>>11584207
thnx for the advice anon, I didn't know about saint johns wort, gonna look into it

>>11583107
>ampersand mills

>>11582254
the black bag i think 군옥수수 맛is so much better though

>>11582002
You have to go back, Pedro

>>11581990

>>11582125
beaner detected

I ate 7 of these over the course of 36 hours. What the fuck is wrong with me. https://www.entenmanns.com/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/x00072030017389CL.png,qitok=M8KBxfKU.pagespeed.ic.Zo7-52m719.png

>>11587804
What, no it's really good, I mean technically it is ice cream i'm 99% sure. But birthday cake flavor is kind of meh, anything with chocolate is great.
It's low in calories and sugar because of sugar alcohols.

>>11582157
toppables are so underrated as a cracker, so buttery and delicious

>>11582956

>>11582468
They fill them so damn low its okay to two or three of these

>>11581990
Fellet mignot and an aged wine cooler ;)

>>11585395
These are good but holy fuck the pretzels are overkill and I like pretzels.

>>11582017
Why would this product brag about having less peanuts?

>>11583752
This shit is the food of the gods.

>>11584207
fuck off David M. BuRns, im not buying your book

>>11581990
A box of these will last me one day. And they're like $4.50 a box, fuck.

>>11584207
based loving poster, thank you anon

>>11583009
>>11583015
>>11583752
>>11583774
>>11584113
>>11584433
>>11584471
>>11585395
>>11586017
yes

these have no right to be as good as they are

>>11587804
It's an ok alternative if it's on sale.

>>11587845
Used to get a box of those every Christmas and eat the entire thing before dinner.

>>11587845
>latkes
holy god you fat fuck im 6'0 and you are 110 lbs heavier than me. jesus

These and shortbread creams are the only good biscuits from the "Assorted Creams" packets. I try and not get them because they're probably what ruined my wastline but they're always on sale for like 2 packets for $3

>>11583245
The texture must be incredible, bro

I'll smash this whole thing despite my tongue bleeding and crying out in pain.

>>11588696
Peanuts are usually the least expensive ingredient in mixed nuts packs. Cheaper/lower quality mixed nuts have many peanuts to fill the space and end up feeling more like peanuts with some extras sprinkles in.

>>11588971
Don't fall for their Monte Carlo ice cream biscuits, theyr'e crap.

>Go to discount section of my grocery store
>Everyday at 8 am, they load it up with donuts from that morning that didn't sell
>Grab a box of a dozen that's 90% maple bars
>Crush it all by myself
Send help

>>11589109
ill send the ambulance when you get diabeetus

>>11581990
Unironically

>>11589064
NOBODY understands how amazing they are. Been eating these since I was a kid

>>11583009
holy fuck this. with coffee or espresso I can inhale these. Too bad restaurants charge a lot and marsala wine isnt cheap

>>11581990
I can't resist once i take a bite.

>>11585395

I tried to find these at the store the other day and failed, thank Christ.

>>11585268
It still has the same amount of sugar that's metabolized directly into fat and the lack of fat keeps you from feeling full.

>>11583006
Fuck, that's me. The jolly rancher ones that they sell around easter are my real weakness though.

>>11585957
Are these better than Pringles?

>all these salty and sugary snacks
>no carrots, granny smith apples, etc.
fatties

>>11583009
>i felt so fucking awful afterwards but she was my friend's grandma so she kept asking if i wanted another grandmas are based
you're a fat fuck but I kek'd

>>11587845
yuck. these taste oily as hell. if I'm going to sperg on chocolate it need to be high-caliber, not this cheap shit

These from Trader Joe's.

>>11589666
faggot

>>11585977
It's okay to have shit taste anon, but that doesn't mean you should go around parading your plebeian opinions.

Mmm yes

>>11582002
why do you asshats post the fucking lemon hot cheetos, it's way more fucking disgusting
>the plain hot cheetos are fine

>>11582002
Same. I haven't had them in years because I just can't control myself.

>>11589633
Okay mom science

>>11591091
It tastes better, moran

>>11589747
i must be low class because i thought this stuff was high caliber chocolate

>>11581990
These with a quart of milk. I become like a dog who's been given an entire ham, I'll just keep eating until I get sick and vomit.

>>11591672
i recently bought pic related
they were fucking incredible
then i decided to buy the keebler elves real version since I hadn't had them since i was like 8 years old.
I'm not trying to be contrarian anon.
The generics were slightly better...and of coarse cheaper too.
If you have an Aldi Store near you...get some and report back glutton anon

For me it's popcorn
Microwave popcorn or even worse that flavoured popcorn like Jalapeño or cheese is my killer
Worse because it comes in huge bags

>>11582084
this

>>11584433

+

>>11581998

Good thing these are like $25 per pound

Also this

>>11582125
Absolutely trash tier snack. Go munch on a tree root with tobasco for better flavor.

>>11583009
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

>>11581990
My favorite chips in the world right 'ere

Shortbread cookies, specifically Lorna Doone brand. Those fuckers are so damn good.

>>11582125
>stale fritos covered in pure citric acid, yum yum

>>11582468
My girlfriend tells me she's eaten so many bags of those in a day and then pooped her guts out.

>>11582002
no contest

>>11592280

Where have I seen this gal before? She looks very familiar. She is super gorgeous.

>>11592280
>dipping them in milk
Why haven't I thought of that?

>>11589753
holy shit those sound delicious. I might buy those this week, eat 1 or 2 in the car, and throw the rest away before I house them all

>>11583752
This, except with rum raisin

>11592330
this, I hate takis. they're just salty and useless, no flavour

>>11584220
glad I'm not alone. I fucking love hummus

>>11592365
>DO NOT EAT HEAT COIN
but that's the best part

>>11581990

>>11584207
St. John's Wort has only been shown to be effective in clinical trials with people of German blood, it's why it's so popular there.

>>11592365
The shit the next day is always brutal, but I eat the whole bag every time

>>11592341
huh huh

>>11592365
t-that pic is f-fake r-right anon?

>>11581998
>2%
WRETCHED
WHITE
WATER

>>11587804
No but it will give you the shits.

>>11581998
Fuck that shit, I'm still buying all this. I want to live my life a goddamn fat neckbeard on 4chan and kill myself due to clogged arteries and the ingestion of unhealthy junk food.

>>11585977
To hell with your fucking opinion! If it's war you want, it's war we will get!

>>11581990
lately egg nog. Half gallon in a day if I buy it.

>>11582017
not exactly unhealthy though.

>>11583245
are they real cuttlefish?

>>11593536
Newfag.

>>11584207
Based caringshillposter

I eat like 15 of these. It's the addicting buttery taste and texture of the cookie that makes me not wanna stop. It sucks cause my mom used to get these every fucking Christmas season

>>11593845
I ate myself sick of those, not really a fan anymore

>>11581998
i stop buying galllons of whole milk, so now i only drink a quart.

Pic related is the only sweet thing that I could never stop eating. It's a type of Eastern European cake that we make here, very fluffy on the inside, slightly soaked in what should be brandy and then covered in coconut.

I also cannot stop eating brown rice cakes, especially ones with seeds. Perfect snack to keep munching on.

>things that I can eat abhorrent amounts of but will eventually stop

Ice cream
Fried rice
Sushi
Haribo gummy bears

I am 5'9" and 150 Pounds but everyone is scared of how much I can eat.

>>11593845
>mfw all I can see in this container is sewing shit

>>11581990
fucking jaffa cakes. FUCK it's so bad I'll eat a whole sleeve and go back to the store and buy more because I have no self control

>>11581998
>gomad
>reduced fat
fucking coward

>>11592318
STOP

Not even that much of a fatty, but when fried rice happens, I CANNOT STOP MYSELF. I always think, wow this is like a pound and a half of food they gave me, I'll be able to use this for three meals. THEN IT'S ALL GONE. If I put it in the fridge it calls to me. Before I know it I'm eating it again. When I have made it for myself, I'll make like four pounds worth because when I make food I make it in bulk. Then it's all gone in like a day. And I don't even feel that bad afterwards. I could go for more.

I could go for some right now.

Lay's Baked Chips....I can't put them down.

>>11591091
>lemon
dumbass

>>11582002
I discovered these like a week ago, they've become literal crack to me
I've eaten at least five bags, someone help me please

>>11583752
Haagen-Dasz is the Empyrean of ice cream

>>11592569
That one TSA ad where they catch the jewel smuggler red handed

There's regret looking at the price before I buy them, and the calories after I've eaten the whole bag

>>11594319
Oh and to add, this bag contains around 2900 calories

>>11584054
These things are fucking great but if I eat more than 2 my face breaks out like crazy, no other food gives me as bad a reaction as these I don't understand it.

>>11586017
I hope not specifically dunkin donuts. Even store bought would be preferable.

>>11582002
>6€ in Germany

I love them but that shit is too expensive

>>11581990
God damn I could eat this the whole day

pic very related

>>11584157
I have eaten these until my mouth was bleeding

>>11581998
>>11584054
>>11584113
>>11584433
>>11587845
>>11591033
my goddamn negronis

>>1159268
TOSHINO KYOUKO!!!!

>>11581990

>>11594171
God damnit anon
Now I’m craving a bag

>>11593986
the worst part of my childhood living with old parents was this

>>11593952
That's a lamington, cobber

>>11581990

those frozen molten lava cakes

>>11581990
I usually get full somewhat fast but for whatever reason I can eat an endless amount of hot wings and never stop. Seriously, no matter how many you put in front of me I will eat them all at lightning speed. Fuck I love hot wings man...

>>11594614
I'm this way with any small versions of food. I can eat a burger and be full, but can eat like 10 sliders and still be hungry.
Gotta be some sort of mental thing.

Give me just one of these things and I will literally kill to get another one.

Fuck Australia, but goddamn these are too good

>>11582956
These are actually the most vile cereal in the world. They taste like pure sugar

>>11594805
Y-yeah haha what a travesty, who would ear sugar cereal

>>11582157
>Christie toppables
The fuck is that? Those are Keebler club crackers

>>11587804
It's bland and icy. They say to let it sit out but that only helps so much

>>11592608
Definitely check them out; I like them better than most gourmet/homemade carrot cakes I've had. I wish other cakes were available in the same way.

>>11582064
Cashew ousside howbowdat?

FML
I'm not even fat or American

>>11593986
>>11594518
I thought I was the only one

>>11589062
>60g
Bro it's nothing

>Serves per container = 10x15grams.
>eat three tubs in one sitting.

Its my birthday pleasure.

>>11594415
fucking dont tempt me i just quit those things

>>11583009
Did you fuck her?

>>11595209
>having sex with an old lady
Whelp, that's enough 4channel for me

>>11581990
Daddy's cummies

>>11582002
These are even harder to stay away from

these are like crack

Pork rinds. Addictive AF

>>11595380
i love how people say "like crack" who have obviously never tried crack

>>11595404
really? it annoys me

>>11583015
That's how my Opa was; Oma quickly found out that no matter how many she made if they went on the serving plate my Opa would eat them til they were gone.

Sunflower seeds in general are my weakness, but ranch flavores is my favorite. HAS to be David's tho. Nothing else is salty enough, but Big's tapatio and lime are pretty fire too.

>>11586017
I didn't identify with anything else in the thread until this.
Fuck me with donuts, man. If there's a dozen donuts no one will miss or notice missing, I will eat the entire box, every single time. Donuts is one thing I just can't fucking stop with.
If I ever bring donuts into work, I'll get the two dozen or whatever in boxes, and then get my personal donuts for me in a bag on the side, so I can drop the boxes in the break area and no one will notice how many I eat in some back corner.

>>11588215
My bro

>>11581990
Bag of ponut

>>11581998
SS + GOMAD all day

>>11582002
>*blocks you're path*

>>11595404
>>11595380

>>11581990

>>11581990
im addicted to these

>>11595823
>>11595404

>>11594234
You have to be over 18 to post here

>>11581990
don't have pic related but any dark crunchy potato chip, the darker (Idaho spud?) and more crunch the better.

>>11582017
I too am guilty of these caloric binges

Any fellow /ck/anadians know what i mean?

>>11588702

>>11581990
>>11582056
>>11584054
real dog nuts coming thru

i can eat this whole thing, but ill have crazy cramps and major squirts

>>11595598
based

>>11596178
really all of the krispy kreme donuts are top notch as far as store bought donuts go, big fan of the blueberry crullers and raspberry filed ones.

>>11595404
>i love how people say "like crack" who have obviously never tried crack


so people who have tried crack like you Anon would probably say "I'll suck your dick for some of those cheese balls? or you can fuck my daughter for some of those cheese balls?"

Blocks you are a path

I use to get a dozen of these a week.
I would normally get
3 sugars
3 choco chip
3 double choco
3 peanut butter or raspberry cheesecake

Only good thing there.

>>11596305
do you actually eat these plain? I was making creenbean casserole during thanksgiving and I will admit, I munched on a few of them. Pretty gud

>>11596294
Yes

these fuckers

>>11596274
>>11596274
breddy much..yeah

Literally just fucking grapes. Any kind.

best spicy chip coming through

>>11596399
Their raspberry cheesecake cookies were fucking delicious.

>>11594400
Are you me?

>>11594171
Absolutely patrician taste.

>>11595271
But he gives his cummies for free!

And then I skip dinner to punish myself

>>11595864
I'm 26

i know they sell these in america but they taste way, WAY better in mexico

>>11596168
why are all your home-grown brands designed for people with autism
you also have the one that's just the name of the product, right?

>>11587845
This but in white chocolate.

>>11588215
these dont taste right anymore. i think they use cheaper, different ingredients. spit.

>>11593845
i only want the ones with currants.

real annoying how everyone around me only has the pretzel ones so I have to order the $40 dollar boxes off amazon

>>11583156
Ah yes... my childhood kryptonite

>>11595314
Oh my god don't fucking tempt me I have to avoid eating more than one serving whenever we get a bag in the summertime

I like the purple/orange flavor the best.

>>11586109
I get a sore throat afterwards as a reminder I've done my body wrong

>>11594800
My gentleman of color.

Thank goodness these cookies are produced locally. I can get them at 2 for $7 if I buy direct.

>>11584482
Those are too thick and cut my mouth when eating them

>>11589118
Kek

>>11583752
My uncle almost died of a heat attack and I'm convinced it's this shit that almost killed him and eventually will kill him .

>>11597069
>combos
My fellow african american, I eat those like my life depends on it

>>11596542
Don't try freezing them first anon, it gets even worse...

>>11598374
Piss off, weeb.

>>11581998
>waking in the middle of the night due to thirst

You have diabetes

>>11599014
Fuck off back to R.eddit, newcancer.

>>11599780
Get fucked, yellow fever.

These

>25% daily sodium intake per serving
>10 servings per bag
Y E E T

>>11599014
Why, I was just agreeing with anon. No need to be so upset

>>11581998
>Reduced fat
But yeah i could do that if milk wasn't so expensive in Japan

>>11599811
what the fuck, ive never heard of those, yet i wish to consume the entire package as well.

Anyway, I eat entire packs of these without even thinking, and I'm a skelly.

>>11583006

>>11589118
Kek

>>11592330
Cinnamon with Tabasco is a 10/10 dessert

>>11584054
These for me, too. Not sure why I love them so much.

>>11588767
What the heck make these wedding cakes?
t. dane