/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11576923
A thread died for this.

I don't think you could pay me to eat one of those

>>11576923
I’ve never had one but I’ll rate them based on the box.
>1. Fast Bites Cheese-Burger
The meat looks nicely textured, as if it were formed at home. The bun has some nice seeds as well. 9/10
>2. Ball Park Flame Grilled SLIDERS
Bun looks soft and the meat fits perfectly; very aesthically-pleasing. 8/10
>3. cheeseburger
Meat looks well-textured, though not as nice as Fast Bites. Still looks enjoyable. 6.5/10
>4. New! Banquet Burger Sliders
Meat looks mostly unappetizing and square-ish, though the meat to bun ratio is very nice. Overall, very average burger. 5/10
>5. Smart Ones Mini Cheeseburger
Hmm. Actually, I think I like this more than the above. A second look yields a nice looking bun and patty, though nothing special. It’s a solid 6/10.
>6. White Castle Cheeseburgers
Very little meat compared to bun size; appears to be soggy and mostly bread. 3/10
>7. Fast Fixin’ On the Go! Flame-grilled Cheeseburgers
Looks a bit like plastic stage-prop food; suspiciously white, thin bun hiding a very shiny tomato. I would avoid this at all costs. 1.5/10

>>11576970
b-based

>>11576923
is fast bites the related to pic?

>>11576923
You can microwave the patty but PLEASE toast the bun in a pan or something. Microwaved buns are the worst.

>>11576923

>>11577067
>free trip to detroit

>>11577106
>free trip to Detroit
>get robbed
>haha now you're stuck in Detroit

>>11576923
fuck man just get a pan, 80/20, cheese & a bun

>>11577067
>>11577106

>>11577106
Thanks for that observation, newfriend.

>>11577156
still waiting for their free trip to North Korea promotion

>>11576970
>>11576994
fast bites is wat they sell at the doller store here my mother buys it

>>11577157
??

>>11577151
at the very least, just buy the frozen burger patties and assemble the burger yourself with fresh condiments
microwaved bread is nasty as shit

>>11576923
Cook em low and slow and they're all "good" enough, but I can only speak for the Fast Bites and White Castle. I'd probably stay away from that Fast Fixin one though

I have almost eaten one fast bites a day for the last 2 years, its actually insane how a dollar tree cheese burger is so good.

>>11577277
How do you feel

>>11577277
stupid anime poster

>>11576923
someone post that /v/ greentext plz

>>11577284
Perfectly fine and i have went days eating only them for breakfast lunch and dinner.

White Castle are the best frozen burgers but these aren't terrible.

>>11577067
I eat these more than I’d like to admit. In fact I had this exact one yesterday.

>>11577220
Huh?

>>11576923
All of them are absolutely fucking rancid.
The LEAST rancid one, is Rustlers BBQ rib.

So I should avoid White Castle even if they're cheap? I guess $3 for six isn't good.

>>11576923
I've eaten a lot of low-class gas station food, but by God I've never stooped so low as to eat one of these. Godspeed OP, hope you find one you like.

>>11577177
How is it

>>11577044

I don't bother with the microwave. I just throw them on the griddle i instead

>>11577365
wait a minute.. What?

>>11576923
Ball park?

>>11576923
Bloody ell do americunts actually do this?

>>11577565
Tastes like garbage.

This question is like asking, "What is the best shit to eat? Do you like runny shit? Do you like chunky shit with some texture?" At the end of the day, it's still shit.

>>11578397

It's not though is it

>>11577565
I read the packaging once when I saw it at the dollar store. That's not something you want to put in your body.

If you're pathetic enough to buy a microwave burger, just buy a pack of buns and some frozen beef patties. Put on a slice of cheese, some condiments and caramelized onions on if you feel like it.

I had 4 white castles once and ended up in the hospital with diverticulitis right fucking next to my appendix. Only a few centimeters away from an appendectomy according to the CT scan. Worst antibiotic treatment of my life.

Just cook it and learn how to properly dispose of animal fat. I do not recommend frozen burgers.

Haven't eaten many frozen burgers but these are alright. Once you put some condiments on, they're just a little better than McDonald's. I probably won't ever buy one again.

>>11577156
>Action packed trip to Detroit

>>11576923
Rustlers Quarter Pounder. Eat at least one a week.

Microwave is fine but frying it in a pan with some onions is even better. And toasting the bun.

Kroger has a decent store-brand bbq pork rib sandwich in the frozen section...COME AT ME, BURGER FAGS.

>>11576923
white castle obvs

>>11576923
Your mom

White Castle by a mile. I could live off the motherfuckers but after eating a box I start tasting them in everything so I have to raise up off 'em for a while

>>11580055
based story about how he ate too many white castles poster

>>11579557
>I had 4 white castles once and ended up in the hospital with diverticulitis right fucking next to my appendix.
I don't think the burgers caused that

>>11576923
For me, it's Great Value brand. They used to sell the 2 pack here for $4 and that was great but now it's only the 4 pack for $6 which I know is a better deal but I feel bad paying $6.
>white castle
hamburger > cheeseburger
>cold but not frozen section red package burger
not bad, but not good
>drive thru
small, not worth it
>jumbo burger from frozen section
It's a lot of effort to microwave it properly, you can't do the whole thing at once. Have to disassemble it and cook the patty by itself, then microwave the bun and cheese by themselves

but great value (walmart) brand, by far my favorite. frozen or thawed, micro 30 seconds upside down, 30 seconds right side up, set on a paper towel because the cheese always melts down the bun and you don't want to touch that shit. have to limit myself to one a day at most