/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11574478
Snickerdoodles are great but my recipe calls for shortening, which I have little use for otherwise.

>>11574478
white chocolate macadamia nigger

>>11574510
Seriously, was there really a reason to throw that in there eat the end..?

>>11574478
don't include brits and europoors, op.
It might make them think they are wanted here.

>>11574517
nigger?

>>11574517
>He doesn't know about white chocolate macadamia nigger cookies

>>11574506
Quick google search with -shortening parameter turns up this https://www.highheelsandgrills.com/the-best-snickerdoodles-ever/

>>11574506
Get it canned and not in sticks, and buy the smallest amount. 2 years unopened, 1 year opened. Just bake a bit more and take it to work or to family if you're that worried but it doesn't take much for it not to go to waste.

>>11574524
>>11574517
Because its chocolate bread.

>>11574527
I got the recipe from Cook's Illustrated's "The Best Recipe" book.

>>11574510
my fucking nigger

>>11574527
>highheelsandgrills.com
Yeah, nah.

>>11574559
Like cooking is even a gendered thing.

Chocolate chip claimed.
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.

>>11574635
>he doesnt have a haram to cook all his meals

>>11574478
For me, it's Lotus Bakeries Biscoff TM, Europe's #1 cookie with coffee

>>11574478
These are fucking amazing

She's mine, she's my dirty whore, and the rest of you can fuck right off.

>>11574478
Hard crunchy cookies are called biscuits.
Soft chewy cookies are called cookies.
That's what I gathered from The Great British Baking Show.

>>11574639
Good job choosing the basic bitch

>>11574815
>basic=bad

god these are so fucking good, it's the perfect texture profile. especially when they're gooey. literally just >>11574639 but objectively improved.

white chocolate macadamia nut :)

>>11574478
Anything shortbread based is my weakness.

>>11574721
This. Probably the best cookies I've ever eaten.

>>11574478
>Ctrl+f Ginger nut
>0 results
truly the most retarded bread

>>11574478
Molasses cookies

KNOCK KNOCK NIGGA

probably an oatmeal walnut pecan cookie with dried fruit like raisins and dates.

oatmeal raisin

>>11574517
what do you have against macadamia

Give me the softest chocolate chips you have. And a glass of milk.

Gotta be fig newtons

>>11576139
that's the one

>>11574478
>>11574801
>Hard crunchy cookies are called biscuits.
>Soft chewy cookies are called cookies.
Damn. In retrospect, should've just pretended to be British.
I actually like their definition way better. Oh well.

>>11576068
Not a cookie

>>11574506
Just use butter.

>>11577173
and picrelated

>>11574517
RACIST FUCK

>>11574524

>>11574510
Oh Mr white boy over here thinks he can exclude us negros from the WHITE chocolate macadamias. I see. I think I'm beginning to form a picture of exactly what be going on right down here and I don't like it one little bit. You getting reported to the cyber police for a hate crime motha fucka.

>nobody has named oreos yet
what a based board

>snickerdoodle and shortbread taken

Speculaas it is then

>>11574801
Biscuit and cookie are two words for the same thing. Cookie is Dutch for biscuit.

Famous Amos' no nut chocolate chip. I would kill just to have it again

>>11579261
>Biscuit and cookie are two words for the same thing.

>>11580564
That's a scone

>>11579261
>Dutch
In other parts of the Anglosphere including even the UK, they call chewier biscuits cookies.
English != Dutch
The word your referring to isn't even "cookie" its 'koekje' and it doesn't even sound the same because its a fucking Dutch word.

That's like saying we should only use the word car to refer to war chariots because that's what carrus/carrum means in Latin or that [fails to think of good example then goes on long frustrated Google search for a better example of word pairs that are simultaneously almost-neologisms, subtle false friends, and borrowed from another language turning up no exact examples because search engine limitations]
Uh... well, its like calling cars 'autos' because the word for car in German is 'Auto' or trying to convince everyone to call all animated shows 'anime' because in Japanese, the word anime is just short for animation (I mean, I kind of wish we had that abbreviation, but that's besides the point).

>>11581225
>and borrowed from another language
*and where one word is borrowed from the other language

>>11581243
Sorry; I'm terminally autistic and that mistake in my post was annoying

These with mug of tea.

>>11577234
my negro

>>11579962
Wally lives on Oahu, he still bakes and sells cookies. Look for him online.

ciao esse biscotti-chan! sei bello!

>>11581225
>or trying to convince everyone to call all animated shows 'anime' because in Japanese, the word anime is just short for animation
We did the inverse for a long time. Anime was called Japanimation until weebs convinced us the error of our ways.

>>11581937
The reason anime won over Japanimation is because Japanimation is too long, awkward sounding, and anyone who said it was regarded as an ultra weeb.
Not because it was the correct term.

I included that example purely as something that would be difficult/stupid to try and change.

>>11582149
And it wasn't a good example. The examples aren't meant to be taken individually; I couldn't find an exact example.

>>11582149
>anyone who said it was regarded as an ultra weeb.

Nigga u w0t
It was spoken aloud without embarrassment or rancor on national tv on the regular

It was just the regular-ass term. Like how you can say bandes dessinée in reference to the Franco-Belgian comic industry without being a ouiaboo.

>>11582149
And it wasn't a good example. The examples aren't meant to be taken individually; I'm drawing a blank trying to think of an exact example.
But regardless, its a Dutch classification. You can't just expect everyone in the Anglosphere to accept it all of a sudden for no real reason other than the word was derived from Dutch.

>>11579071
Gross, I hate cakepop style shit that's made out of ground and re-constituted cake.
It's like having chewed cake spat into my mouth.

>>11582166
Well that was my experience any way.
This is a digression any way.

Why did I have to start this and kill my own thread wit h these retarded argument? I'm out.

I just wish I didn't have to habitually turn to shit metaphors when I'm trying to make a point and/or explain something.
Everything has to be a formal debate on the internet. Fuck.

>>11574721
Always had these growing up, but everyone called them Mexican wedding cookies. Then later on I'd see them called Russian tea cookies. When I made a batch for coworkers once, one of my Russian coworkers remarked how it was just like from back home. Frankly I'm confused.

>>11582204
You mean, snow ball cookies?

>>11574478

Dibs on the incredible, Viennese Whirl . Buttery crumbly swirled biscuits sandwiched with butter cream and jam. Mmm

>>11582218
Don't do this to me

Since regular mandm cookies have been taken, I will claim peanut butter cookies with m and m's. Thank you.

>>11574478
I guess I got me some gingersnaps. I'll share though.

>>11577173
>>11577234
The best

Claiming chocolate oatmeal no bake cookies.