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Anonymous Tue Dec 4 00:37:52 2018 No.11564046 [Reply] [Original]

>9.9% ABV
>16 can looks just like an energy drink at a glance
>you can use a sharpie to black out the 9,9% label at the top, thus making it a stealth drink
>2 cans for $3
When will you take the Tiki Pill? You can get pretty drunk for $3

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 00:39:15 2018 No.11564052 first post.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 00:39:55 2018 No.11564056 >>11564046 Unironically forwarding this to my local PD's facebook so they know to look for this now at sporting events etc. Thanks op and fuck alcoholics :)

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 00:41:51 2018 No.11564069 >>11564046 I wish I could get drunk off two of those. It's been a long time since I was that easy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 00:43:00 2018 No.11564072 >>11564056 Thanks!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 00:44:03 2018 No.11564074 >>11564069 kek. remember when 4Loko came out back in the day? Two of those and I was absolutely lit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 00:44:37 2018 No.11564078 >>11564046 Or you could just do it like a normal person and keep a water bottle full of vodka with you at all times?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 00:49:19 2018 No.11564096 >>11564074 I started drinking eighteen years ago. Pretty sure I lived overseas when those came out, and not even sure if they were distributed in my area of Canada to begin with.

Anonymous Tue Dec 4 00:52:16 2018 No.11564115

>>11564096
I'm 33 and American and was too old for 4Loko whenever they were a thing. They just completely went under my radar and I only heard about them when they were in the news because kids were doing crazy shit or whatever and they stopped selling it with the caffeine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 00:53:29 2018 No.11564120 >>11564115 But alcohol and caffeine is a classic combination! Thirty three as well. Kids ruin everything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 00:54:38 2018 No.11564124 >>11564056 based and fuckin redpilled

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 00:56:29 2018 No.11564126 >>11564056 >he thinks any al/ck/ would be caught dead at a sporting event

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 00:57:54 2018 No.11564130 >>11564046 You are pathetic

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 01:00:40 2018 No.11564148 >>11564056 Based bootwearer

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 01:07:03 2018 No.11564173 >>11564046 Where do you buy it though?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 01:07:17 2018 No.11564175 >>11564115 >>11564120 I had 4Loko back before they changed it. Never figured out the appeal; taking a swig out of a regular energy drink and topping it off was significantly better than trying to stomach a 4Loko.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 05:39:24 2018 No.11564904 >>11564078 >shakes ur water bottle nothing personal kid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 05:43:13 2018 No.11564911 File: 135 KB, 917x960, 1541547797977.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11564904 A-are you under the impression that vodka is carbonated?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 05:49:59 2018 No.11564924 >>11564911 when you shake any strong alcohol the bubbles it creates disappear really fast and a a lot smaller than the bubbles water creates. source: i used to work on a cruiseliner.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 05:56:13 2018 No.11564931 File: 24 KB, 495x495, gmjhg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11564924 that might work with normies but you'll never find the water balloon filled with vodka i shoved up my arse

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 05:56:37 2018 No.11564932 File: 350 KB, 1200x1767, 1 ljg9GEhU1OeEFq4xR8C_yQ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The best are those Japanese cocktail drinks in cans that are like 7-12% and taste great but look like soft drinks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 05:57:53 2018 No.11564933 >>11564931 i'll find it when i beat your faggot ass up in more ways than one causing it to break, killing you from alcohol poisoning

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 06:07:23 2018 No.11564942 File: 46 KB, 495x495, gmjhg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11564933 not triple wrapping the balloon with an emergency vent hanging below my anus normies never learn

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 06:08:20 2018 No.11564944 >>11564942 i'm still gonna fuck ur as he cute

Anonymous Tue Dec 4 06:27:48 2018 No.11564975
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>>11564944
not inserting a pussy pocket after the balloon filled with vodka inside your arse to allow violent rapes to occur without bursting the precious alcohol get on my level normies

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 06:31:20 2018 No.11564982 >>11564944 i'm 34 and now really looking forwards to my cruise ship vacation if the custom inspections are as intense as you describe anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 06:57:18 2018 No.11565041 >>11564046 that doggo is sad that you're killing yourself with alcohol

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 12:22:27 2018 No.11565968 >>11564046 you don't even need to sharpie the ABV, it'll be a rare cop who recognizes the can. they're looking for st.ides-drinking degenerates

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 12:24:30 2018 No.11565976 >>11565968 you take that back! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUclFPk0PCM&t=239s

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 12:27:20 2018 No.11565987 >>11564175 4loko tastes like battery acid strained through woven hatred

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