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How do I eat like a hobbit but not become morbidly obese? I'm always hungry and I enjoy food.

>> No.11550617

>>11550616
high metabolism

>> No.11550618

>>11550616
Hobbits eat little but often. It keeps the metabolism working 24/7. Plus middle earth doesnt have processed shit

>> No.11550624

>>11550616
Don't be a sack of shit and exercise a little.

>> No.11550639

Just don't eat a lot in one sitting unless you're actually having dinner or something.

Also excersise. But I always advise to try and do some excersise that you actually enjoy rather than walking or running for a certain amount of time. Just motivates the body a bit better if you are actually enjoying the walk rather than forcing it.

>> No.11550647

>>11550616
excercise. you don't have to be a gym rat just go walking or jogging and get a couple of 10lb free weights and do some workouts a few times a week. also don't eat a whole bunch in one sitting and instead snack on things like fruits and veg a lot and you will stay full.

>> No.11550711

>>11550616
>eat several smallish "meals" a day of home cooked wholesome food
>plough fields for all the time in between
Be Amish irl.

>> No.11550731

>>11550616
Hit the gym.
there is a reason why the hodge twins always say: eat whatever the fuck you wanna eat

https://youtu.be/CQxcPyGA0LY

>> No.11550758

>>11550616
Be a pre-industrial farmer who walks everywhere

>> No.11550782

Hobbits walk, farm and smoke a lot of weed. Just enjoy that cozy Hobbit hole lifestyle and find yourself a chubby little misses

>> No.11551044

>>11550616
Restrict the amount you allow yourself to shit. Your body will adjust your metabolism to fit your demands.

>> No.11551077

>>11550758
this.
you can eat pretty much what you like when you aren't a lazy modern-world-dwelling pleb.

>> No.11551349

>>11550617
le high metabolism meme

>> No.11551502

>>11550616
Just kill yourself dude.

>> No.11551530

>>11551502
What's your problem?
What's the point of posting nothing of value in an otherwise comfy thread just to make yourself look like an asshole?

>> No.11551537

>>11551530
Cry me a river bitch.

>> No.11551879

>>11550782
t. living this right now

>> No.11551886

>>11551530
Fucking faggot

>> No.11552134

>>11550782
>>11551879

Absolutely BASED AND SHIREPILLED

>> No.11552210
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11552210

puke everything out after you eat it

>> No.11552227

>>11551502
>>11551537
Go back to 4chan.

>> No.11552769

>>11551502

Nazgul go home

>> No.11552785

>be hobbit getting off dat dank ganja hobbit weed
>grab some carrots to munch on
>run into frodo
>aw shit nazgul
>just wanna toke it up fuck
Pippin and Merry were the true casualties of the series.

>> No.11553168

>>11551502
>You cannot enter here. Go back to the abyss prepared for you! Go back! Fall into the nothingness that awaits you and your Master. Go!

t. Gandalf

>> No.11553624

>>11552785

>steals from farmer maggot
>gets sent on a journey of redemption for thieving

Pottermore

>> No.11554264

>>11551349
>t. fatass

>> No.11554327

>>11550616
hobbit portions

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>>11554327

Looks like meat is back on the menu, boys!

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>> No.11556104

>>11555250

Is Second Breakfast The Only Breakfast You Need All Day? I Asked A The Hobbit And He Said "Yes," And That's A Good Thing

>> No.11556513

>>11556104
Why Are You Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every Word?

>> No.11556714

>>11556513

Local 4channel Man Questions Journalist, And Why That's A "Yikes" From Me