/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11518973
>>33 hot dogs
>>20 Big Macs
>>5 Papa John's extra cheese pizzas
Sure you did..

>>11518973
Papa johns is fucking amazing. 4.99 large pizza for black Friday special.

>>11519001
each > refers to separate days
so 5 bags of Doritos one day, 33 hot dogs another day, etc.

>>11519009
Agreed. Had the large Double Cheeseburger Pizza tonight.

>>11518973
On my 15th birthday i've ate like 12 mcdonalds cheeseburgers and 2 vanilla shakes

When I was insanely drunk once I consumed an entire head of lettuce while I was cooking two gourmet burgers and made a sandwich with chips on the side.

>3 24-cookie boxes

>>11518973
I ate 30 BK nugs in a single sitting. It was as to be expected.

>>11520658
what kind of cookies?

>>11520645
>insanely drunk
>gourmet burgers
oh boy

>>11518973
16 corn dogs, 12 beers, and 2L Sunny D.

probably 5 mcdonalds cheeseburgers

>>11518973
fucking fat fucks itt apparently
3 large fries, large coke, 3 bigmacs. that's it.

>>11518973
Assuming this is true, how was the sodium bloat and dehydration the day after?

Yesterday
>>one xl philly steak pizza ftom dominos
>6 eggs
>two cubanos
>two pints of hagen daz
>big plate of mac n cheese
>two litre diet coke
How do i gain impulse control

>>11525145
By looking in the mirror

12 pack and a 32 oz of PBR. Watched the movies The Meg...it sucked

As far as overall mass probably when I ate 127 nuggets. But the one that made me feel the worst was seven family size bags of potato chips.

one large pizza
half a bottle of sprite
3 cookies
m&ms

i was very high

>>11526992
How many times did you shit after the potato chips?

>>11519001
>nice greentexting

you fuckin dipshit.

>>11527974
My asshole was Hell. Didn't eat for almost a week too.

>>11519009
I like that they’re keeping racism alive, but not a fan of the pizza

I'm fat obviously.

>>11518973
i'm actually disgusted. i couldn't even eat more than 2 big macs a day not eating anything else. what the fuck

When I worked as a shift manager at Domino's, I once consumed the equivalent of two large pizzas during a 12 hour shift. Of course, this was while actually working and expending calories, unlike you fatter fucks.

>>11518973
If you're suffering from depression, the book 'Feeling Good' by MD David Burns can help. It's about cognitive-behavioral therapy, a successful treatment for depression.
Link to PDF:
https://www.sendspace.com/file/p4j962

You can also try some St. John's Wort (it's a plant) tea for immediate relief (I mix mine with Melissa for the calming effect), see if it works for you. I'm currently trying it out myself, no opinion yet.

>>11518973
Dunno maybe 40 mcnuggets with 2 big ginger ales

>>11528216
There's that fast food order sweet spot where it goes from one normal meal to one meal that makes the cashier think "what a fatass," but then if you go above and beyond and order even MORE food they think that it can't all possibly be for one man and they're sorry they judged you prematurely. This is what I aim for.

>entire grocery store cheesecake
>2 whoppers
>fries but I don't remember the size
>sheet of pizza rolls
i mashed the cheesecake and ate it by the fist full. I ate this much because I was trapped in my house and living off crackers and dry foods for 2 weeks during hurricane ike. Most of the businesses opened after it was safe and this was the result

I ate an entire box of zebra cakes when I was 15 and felt like shit
I'd do it again if I could find those things anywhere

>>11518973
>a large breakfast
>gargantuan from jimmy johns for lunch
>large deep dish supreme pizza from pizza hut
>a box of 80 or so taquitos
>2 frozen borritos
>a thing of totinos pizza rolls
>1 gallon jug of sangria
>2 glasses of rum and cokes
>4 seasons of trailer park boys

i woke up completely sober the next day ready to spawn an over lord
>dry heaving
>had to induce vomiting
>felt my throat rip from the girth along with what felt like a chest burster coming up
>saw half of a frozen burrito in the toilet bowl
>went to a friends house and he made me mudders milk and a vodka ginger drink to help my stomach
>never again

>>11529612
Hell yeah man

>>11518973
today is my "final farewell to fatness"

for breakfast i had 2 farmer's breakfasts from denny's(8 eggs, 4 pancakes, 4 pieces of toast, 4 sausages, 4 bacon, 2 ham steaks, 2 orders of hash), after i left i got 4 sausage and eggers from mcdonalds, with hashbrowns.

for lunch i am going to a pub that has chicken wings on for 10c each today. i'm going to eat 200 wings, and as many pitchers of beer as i want. when i'm finished at the pub i am going over to mcdonalds and getting 10 double big macs, and 100 nuggets.

for dinner i am going to montana's steakhouse for all you can eat babyback ribs, i plan on eating minimum 30 racks of ribs with apple butter and 10 orders of kapow shrimp

for dessert my wife baked me an entire NY cheesecake. im also buying her lingerie and getting my face sat on,

tomorrow i start a veggie diet for minimum 6 months

>>11530469
i'm 6'8" and 562 lb's for those curious

>>11530469
this cant be real. are you fucking serious?

there is no way a person can eat that much in a day. and you wont stick to the diet because you are approaching this wrong. you need to be so disgusted that you will never go back to the diet because if you do you could possible die from this. you have to be so disgusted that there is no "farewell to fatness" day and you will want to get help now.

jesus anon get some help.

>>11530487
size and height dont really matter. its the quality of your diet. total shit. 6'8 at 562 is obese, even if you claim "muh powerlifting". nah - you are obese mate

>>11530514
I wish I could AFFORD to eat like this guy. You can eat this much if you perform hard labor and/or exercise heavily. I'm always hungry even though I eat a decent amount simply because I'm constantly running a caloric deficit as I can't afford to eat at a surplus.

>>11530542
no anon. i actually powerlift. i stick to a strict macros. i diet. i know what he is eating. athletes dont eat this shit. even the big time powerlifter strongmen dont even eat this shit on their OFF DAYS. that is some dangerous shit. his weight is really overweight and obese. its garbage

>>11530542
>>11530522
>>11530514
i work 16 hour days in the oilfield, and yes i am fat as fuck, that's kinda the point of a "farewell to fatness" i never claimed to be a bodybuilder or powerlifter, im tall and fat

i can and do eat this much, and i can easily afford it.

i recently had a son and want to get healthy, i dont want my fucking heart to give out at 35 so i'm saying good bye to my bad habits after today

>>11530553
I don't lift but I box and do heavy training around it and to me that's not too out there for someone of his height if he actually does very physical work.

I don't stick to macros or any of that shit and eat whatever the hell I want, but I'm lean and ripped as fuck, but only because I burn it all away and then some.

Not saying that he isn't obese though, I'm just saying you can eat that much, obviously not everyday (which isn't what the guy is doing anyway as far as I can tell, this is a one off thing).

For example, if money isn't tight and I'm feeling depleted after work/training, a normal meal for me would be a loaf of bread and a kilo of chicken, chased down with a 1.25l bottle of Pepsi and half a tub of ice cream. I still have room left over after this and feel like I'm starving in around three hours after such a meal.

I tend to avoid eating out because I never feel satiated with how expensive things are here, but if I'm going all out, I eat a whole chicken, two rice dishes (like a nasi goreng/biryani or whatever), whatever dessert the restaurant has and wash it down again with some Pepsi with maybe some dumplings or spring rolls for starters.

>>11530555
Nice trips.

Good luck anon.

>>11530514
Imagine his toilet afterwards..

>>11530514
it's definitely real