/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11516050
*leans too much to the right*
MMMMMMMMMM

I don't know this man; why do I hate him so much?

>>11516050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhGmbEf-W4U

>>11516120
He has the eyes of a murderer

mark must be stopped at all costs

>>11516050
THE BODIES, where are they?

>>11516148
I really hope this fucking faggot is faking all this shit on purpose because he knows it will get him more views to act so outlandishly retarded. Either way I'm deeply disgusted by him.

>>11516120
u dont

Someone post the picture. You know the one I'm talking about

>>11516858
?

>>11516865
No, the one with food on his face from the chin angle up

Where are the bodies, Mark?

>>11516148
the noodle whisperer

mark is the bad guy, trevor is the goodguy
inb4 mikey chen’s /ck/ shill: he’s not on the same level, he’s a beta nobody

>>11516086
he is leaning to the left though, retrad

stop spamming this ugly piece of dogshit here.

this insufferable twat again. fucks sake /ck/. god fucking dammit this dude is worse than Jack.

yes i'm fukken triggered

>>11516120
his face is perfectly shaped so as to invite punching

>>11517161
This. There's just something about that face that speaks directly to the midbrain. All that learned civility is bypassed directly and only the primitive need to kill and fuck remains.

>>11516050
Good to see someone actually saved my screenshot of this wanker.

>>11516086
who are these kikes?

>>11516858

What bodies?

"OH WOW"

>>11517315
>>11517310
jesus christ
i thought the dude from brothers green was annoying

>>11516086
The lean is directly proportionate to how unhygienic the food is

Food made in a modern kitchen in a city
>hmm thats good

Food made in unwashed hotplate in grandmas backyard surrounded by goats and stirred by hand
>leeeeeean
>bug eyes
>hehehehe
>Woooah! You can really taste the spices!

he should do porn

He looks like mix of Korean actor Jang Hyun-sung and Mexican character Quico

>>11516086
>>11517388
this was too funny for me to not screencap

>>11517388
top zozzle

Does this guy always make idiotic and infuriating faces or is it just cherrypicking with the screenshots?

>>11517577
a little of both

Hes unstoppable

>Consumes entire 7-11

>>11517442
literally kill yourself

>>11518059
Nope.

>>11516151
Eyes of a leftist scumbag.

>>11518182
post of a faggot lmao

>>11518182
Don't you have somewhere to shoot up or bomb like your brethren?

What's his ethnicity?

>>11518164
already got 10000 upvotes on /r/4chan, you are so fucking mad.

>>11516050
I hate this tasteless tastlet faggot. Everything you put in your mouth isn’t an orgasm. That fucking faggot. Some things are just meh and some shit is just gross. Stop playing it up so much. Actually describe it.

>>11518205
>>11518312
the posts of your typical shitlib. always offended, and always dishing out low tier responses intended to strike at ones self esteem like a woman does from within a clique.

fuck damn I wish I could try some leftist in a nice soup. too bad the meat is probably of extremely poor quality.

>>11517273
RAPE HIS MUOTH WITH A KNIFE FUCK BITCH ASSHOLE I WANT TO SHIT HIS INTESTINES

>>11517315
He ate them all...

>>11516050
threadly reminder mark used to be normal.
watch one of his old videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUNwpet4h7g

>>11518427
normal? how can you say that? he's not even eating anything in that vid.

>>11518347
He has an ancestry video..you know, the results. Looks like his mom's side is Chinese and his dad's side is Germanic/Nordic/Anglo/whatever.

>>11516050
He cute!

>>11518469
Ofc hes a hapa

>>11518059
I didn't know Jackie Chan had a Youtube.

>>11518427
he was a cool guy before the incident

>>11516050
>you can really taste the ingredients that this dish is comprised of

this is why I hate food shows, always the same verbatim bullshit.

>>11518427
damn....mate ruined his life

>>11518469
his constant and desperate efforts to seem enthralled by east asian cooking/culture are obviously some kind of freudian need to reaffirm his mother's worth after she got impregnated by a wh*te

>>11518658
>The acidity of the lemon really shines through this dish
Yes, it's a fucking lemon tart you tedious prick.

>>11516050
I heard that guy is some kind of molester and his wife is a man

>>11518427
why does his voice here sound deeper than his current voice? is it the mic quality?

>>11516050
>the only food that he's claimed to have no liked was actually expired meat in some Asian country
Why would anyone trust this guy's opinions?

>>11517273
El goblino....

>>11518427
What a supreme gentleman.

>>11518761
Most big YouTubers have a fake accent.

>>11517058
He's leaning to HIS right, fucking mong

>>11517058
retard

>>11518799
>>11518852
Learn your left and right retards.

>>11518878
retard

Tell me were the bodies are.
*widens eyes, exagerated smile grows larger* What bodies?

>>11518799
>>11518852
You too must look silly now. Morons

>>11517187
Someone makes a meme if that t shirt

>>11519011
fuck off Mark

>>11516050
This guy is involved in human trafficking

>>11518957
>you can taste the spice in there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6zNxuGK9Vo

What happened to him?

>>11517435
>Mexican character Quico
I knew I'd seen that face somewhere before!

>>11518059
I starting watch his video regularly but after awhile it gets repetitive.
He just bums around Japan, China, Korea, and south east Asia.
He eats the same shit.
Claims something is the best version he's ever tasted when he's said that a few videos back.
I will admit his eating at convenient store videos were cozy.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUU

>>11518761
Men's level of testosterone decreases when they find a partner. It decreases even further when they have a child.

>>11516120
he is a mixed mutt with psychological problems

>>11519328
the adrenochrome changed him

>>11521595
what

I want to see Mark drink water

>>11522234
He cute!

Wiens is shit. Mike Chen is the superior Asian reviewer because unlike Wiens he doesnt googly eyed praise and love everything. He actually has constructive criticism.

>>11522234
Ok, this is epic

>>11522760
This is the last thing all those innocent Thai children saw before they were buried.

>>11516148
>that facial expression
it smells like his last victim

>>11521658
>adrenochrome
I don't even know what that is

>>11522760
>Mike
pure Asian, a bit cringy but has a heart of gold and is anti-communist. If the food sucks he won't be afraid to admit it.
>Mark
Hapa, half chinese, half white, clearly something wrong with him from the way he tries to act "human". He's a nice guy too but there is something darker behind the facade. Everything he eats makes his eyeballs bulge out and is apparently very delicious to him.

>>11523239
I'd start them kicking banana trees as soon as they can stand. If you can't stand your ground or run away, he's gonna get you

>>11521659
I bet he has a nice masculine vagina.

>>11518427
This video is making me want to kill myself.

>>11516120
human youtube thumbnail generator

>>11517388
>stirring something by hand makes it dirty

it's probably cleaner than have a load of teenagers not give a fuck on minimum wage, they don't give a fuck

>>11516050
WOW... WOW... What do you think mark 2.0? ... WOW.... WOW HAHAHA WOW
who is that mark 2.0 faggot that mimics him in some of his videos, is it his brother?

his eyes unnerve me

>>11521595
So you're saying if I want to slow my balding I should actually find someone to put up with my shite?

>ripped
>flies business/first class
>slays commies when he's down eating Asia's finest foods
>doesn't have any heyyyy check it out or MMMMMMMMMMMMM gimmicks
>lives innawoods with his own home gym
Mikey is /our/ guy

>>11527450
I just hate his chinese accent that occasionally leaks out and he sounds like hes going to hock up a nasty mucus ball whenever hes casually talking

>>11517273
oh...oh FUCK

>>11527450
>siding with chinamen
>ever

polcucks I truly not ready for whats coming

Does /ck/ take kindly to BuzzFeed?

>>11516556
of course that's why he does it although it doesnt make it any better because the content is still produced

/our girl/

>>11518652
Incident?

>>11527778
tfw no rie waifu

>>11527778

>>11527848
He was an edgy stoner back then, and one night he and some friends were trying out a satanic ritual for the "lulz" and because they were all high as fuck at the time, did not properly close off the session, resulting in Mark apparently being possessed. Everyone wrote it off as just a bad trip when Mark passed out and woke up the next day just fine but ever since, Mark's voice sounded different, he over reacts every time he consumes something and he developed a "trademark" stare he does with his eyes bulging out. This is all based on the accounts of one his old friends that stopped hanging around him after that night so nobody is certain if it's all a lie or not because Mark himself does not admit to anything when questioned.

>>11527450
How does he stay thin despite what he eats? The exercise routine he shows definitely wouldnt do it and he cant exactly do all that frequently when traveling.

>>11516050
It's creepy the way watching other people enjoy things has become an industry. What the fuck, man

He's crap and youtube won't stop recommending him to me every time I search for street food or food related videos.

Can youtube programmers fix your failed algorithm? Stop recommending him to me.

This guy is creepy as fuck, plus he looks like he's the son of a sex tourist or something.

as soon as he goes to react to a bite someone should kick him in the face

>>11528094
good thinking, that's the only time he is vulnerable to physical attacks

>>11528088
oh man, that's brutal
but true

Mark Wiens threads are the best thing on /ck/

Mark is handsome

>>11527778
>horsefaced jap that works at buzzshit
>/ourgirl/
Nope.

his new Pakistan series is awful. the food is all oil slicked meat shards cooked by brutish men because women are not allowed in public. He doesn't interact with his wife because that's harambe, she has to walk behind him and stay silent. Pakistan looks like an absolute shithole and most of the youtube comments are praising Mark for showing the real Pakistan and its people and not the negative media portrayal.

>>11530485
>He doesn't interact with his wife because that's harambe, she has to walk behind him and stay silent.
But she always does that though

>>11528020

Asians tend to store more of their fat as visceral fat(around their organs) rather than subcutaneous fat like blacks and whites. While on the outside they may look healthy, their guts are swimming in harmful adipose tissue.

>>11530596
>But she always does that though
Alkalized.

I wish someone would smell me like this

>>11522364
>>11522963

>>11531019

>>11531023

>>11531029

I like food ranger and mikey chen. mark is too much of a meme

>>11518059
Love Mike but he really needs to go to some new countries. We get it, 7/11's are awesome, pho is awesome, KBBQ is awesome. I like that he went to Italy, hope he does some more stuff in new places soon.

Who is this guy?

>>11531497
yeah he should go to mogadishu and go MIA during filming

>>11518427
it appears that he tried to hide his autism by emulating "the cool kids" depicted in american college films and eventually just decided to embrace his autism and psychopathy.

>>11531565
>edumacated folk are scarrrwwy
Good thing we have GED's so you can stand in line, take fetanyl and heroin, and wait for the factories to open again, which never will, but at least muh illegals won't have jerbs either, ok?

>>11531780
what a queer thing to say

There is a video of him commentating on his mother in law cooking and saying she is one of the best cooks ever as she cooks some duck shit

The idea of the girl bringing him home for the first time to meet the folks and him doing his bug eye leany routine around the supper table is cracking me up. Describing spices and ghee as he wolfs down handfuls

>>11531968
She makes him eat bones. That's why he looks so funny.

>>11531780
lol what is this comment kys

t. more educated than you

>>11518059
Imagine Mikey's farts after he devours 5 servings of spicy lamb hotpot haha

>>11532112
What would you do if you were on a date with Mikey

>>11532236
>make hoptpot sauce just the way he likes it
>feed him shabushabu
>kiss his cheek to get rid of a grain of rice
>have gelato together
>sloppily suck his thick spicy cock after the date in our hotel room until he cums in my throat
>"mmm it's thicker than the cream broth we had earlier!"

>>11532290
is Mikey still doing that thing where if you're in his area, he will gladly take you around town to try out restaurants together? maybe you should messaging him

>>11532236
>>11532317
mikey pls

>>11532317
H-How much for the whole course + happy ending? Haha asking for a friend

>>11532355
Mike is pure, he wouldn't be giving out himself like that. I think for costs, you split the bill with him

>>11517273
I got banned for 3 days the last time I posted this face

>>11532728
bad boy

>>11527667
I mean, guy fieri is basically the same style, though marks definitely has an innately disturbing quality to it.

>>11532877
yeah he's basically that guy who watches trailers while staring at the camera and making goofy faces. I think the target audience is little kids mostly

>>11523292
>>11521658
That was Naked Lunch, right?

>>11531780
what is this even about

>>11527450
must be nice to have rich parents

>>11521595
I sure hope you don't have an important job

>>11517273
I remember this Junji Ito story.

>>11532676
He'd still be pure if I were his bf

>>11534831
all his videos get 1mil+ views. he must make decent money on ads.

>>11534202
I think it was Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

>>11534202
eyes wide shut
kubrik's final film (and the one that got him killed)

>>11516050
>YOU CAN REALLY TASTE THE UM...
YOU CAN TASTE THE CUM
YES MARK WE KNOW

>>11516050
hey guys check this out
Mark WEINER
BUAHAHAHAHAHA

Marku-san

>>11537098
This guy is evil

>>11517442
> not using Tomorrow

Shit tier taste t b h

>>11537100
he's literally admitted to being possessed by demons multiple times

>>11527618
Thafs because he doesn't know how to pronounce s sounds. He always pronounces s as sh

>>11537136
what the fuck

Cumin is pretty dank though

Get the whole seeds and toast em in a pan. Them frind them up so it's all fresh

Aw fuck yeahmmmmmmmm

>>11517053
trevor is worse than mark.
best are those channels where the "host" isn't even on camera and they just record vendors making the food.

>>11518059
based

>>11518427
his parents are christian missionaries and he went to some christian cult school in africa. it's a feat he isn't MORE fucked up.

>>11534831
he doesnt. he's visited his parents who live in a shitty little house with an abandoned car out front

OH THE JUICINESSS MMMM AND THE CHILLI OH WOW IT’S INCREDIBLE MMMMMMM

What a shit thread. I'm surprised that males would actually stoop to this level. Usually only women are this petty. Kill yourself a numales. Worthless fags.

>>11537526
wtf man spoiler that shit

>>11537526
>sanpaku eyes
yep, checks out. He's gonna die soon

>>11534831
He travels for work. Probably between China and the states,. Hence why he flys first class all the time, he probably rakes in tons of flight points and hours and usually just does videos on Asian food because it's all he can get in.

>>11537644
>>11537633
Checked

>>11537651
he doesn't go to china actually because he's afraid of being arrested for being part of a banned cult (falun gong).

>>11538786
and the fact that hes got such a nice healthy body would make him prime material for the chinese government to sell his organs

>>11517058
He said to "the right" implying camera right, not "his right".

>>11537526
somebody needs to do one of those creepy photoshop edits on this pic.
I would do it if I knew how.

>>11518312
""""bombs"""" that somehow got mailed without a postmark and had a "get er done" ISIS printout. Totally not a falseflag.
Don't shoot up a baseball stadium or country concert, buddy.

>>11539609
Because right wingers can't be crazy ding bats.

>>11531780
Holy psychotic break, Batman. You okay buddy? Raid didn't go as well as planned?

>>11539632
I didn't say that. Synogogue shooter was a right winger pissed at Trump for not being anti-Semitic. Hence why I didn't rebuke that.
But the bomb thing is hilarious lazy and blatant false flag. You can't mail a bomb with a package that isn't postmarked. And a bomb requires an ingition source and explosives. There were no bombs. And seriously, a sticker that looks like the ISIS flag that says get er done? It's all so laughable. The media shut up about it quick for a reason.

>>11539648
Trigger device would maybe be the better term. Im not gonna look of homemade bomb anatomy. There was no timer, no chemical fuse, nothing.

>>11539648
>crazy people doing crazy stuff doesn't make any sense
Really makes you think

>>11539669
So being crazy means you can get a package through the federal mail system without any postmark? Y'know, that stamp they do to every piece of mail to date it and void the stamps. The ine required for the package to be mailed. Interesting. Tell me how.

>>11518059
I watch him when i wanna see a nigga feastin on oriental food

>>11534202
It's nothing but a joke anon, you shouldn't look into it

the eyes of a madman

>>11535884
1 million views means roughly $2k, which is nice but not baller

>>11539685
There were police already massed outside of the CNN office in NYC a week before the "bombings". They knew this was coming.

>>11516050
He's a registered sex offender

>>11539601
Is it not enough creepy for you? Ok, there you have sweaty creepy Mark.

>>11542479
Why does he look so gaunt? He looks as old as my 70 year old father.

>>11542498
It’s because of the spicy food he eat.

I sincerely want to kill this guy. It's a primal urge. I think I'd jump him on instinct if I saw him in real life. How does someone with a face this infuriating not get beaten half to death every time he goes outside?

>>11542679
>hfw people in every country like him

>>11542679
Bullshit. I bet if you see him in real life you'll squeel with joy and ask for a picture and autograph

>>11542734
>t. Mark Wiens

>>11542734
honestly I would, then post the pic of photo with the caption "I met a serial killer today!"

>>11527885
>arbys hoodie
>when you're so pure and far removed from being a roastie you can wear a roast beef suit and its not awkward

>>11532112
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>>11532290
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>>11532355
Day of the rope you fucking weirdos.

>>11543804
In case you haven't been paying attention, you're the weirdo on /ck/ ;)

>>11543804
go back to 4chan, this is 4channel, a progressive image board.

>>11516148
he's trying to steal the soul of those poor noodles

WHY IS THIS THREAD STILL ALIVE

>>11537526

>>11542479
Jesus Christ this fucking guy. That huge head on that skinny neck, the eyes. It doesn’t make me mad but I feel a primal distrust and hatred towards this mn.

>>11518427
>>11518761
voice got higher pitched and for some reason his neck got thinner. Now his neck is pencil thin

>>11518469
Doesn’t like a hapa

>>11545075
The adrenochrome does things to you...

Why does he do the wide eyed mmmm face every tiem

>>11518427
He got hitched and had a baby

>>11516148
reminds me of this guys absolutely retarded expression every time he takes a bite of anything. So awkward. What are you supposed to say when he makes this face and stares at you.

>>11546668
"I'm gonna kill you Ray Romano"

>>11546668
That fucking face. Cringiest part of that show.

>>11543804
Cringe

>>11542660
When you rip a fat nut into the preschooler you kindnapped 3 days ago

>>11517442
Faggot of yourself

>>11518312
But wait it's left-wing Muslims that do that, wat.

>>11547518

>>11546668
I hate this fucking face. Show is actually decent but this face makes me cringe every time.

>>11547451
see
>>11518356

>>11527450
OK, this is yummy.

>>11532355
>>11532112
Why is everyone that likes this show fucking gay?

>DO WE HAVE A PROBLEM HERE?

>>11539598
Imagine trying to justify your stupidity this hard.

>>11548666
He's not wrong at all.