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APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>> No.11504653

>>11504646
>new stuffing video
BASED
I always wanted to know how to prepare boxed stuffing

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qRBUKO8Jkwo

>> No.11504665

>>11504646
>New video
>Didn't an hero
Guess our work is not done quite yet

>> No.11504667

>>11504653
She had a stuffing video before that she deleted, did she just edit it to half the length then reup it?

>> No.11504671

>>11504665
She's hiding every trace of herself on her second channel and made her instagram private. Leave her alone !

>> No.11504677

>>11504646
Who is this spunk punk?

>> No.11504730

>>11504646
I actually made this yesterday, but I melt the butter in the pan first before adding water

>> No.11504738

>>11504730
link to your cooking blog?

>> No.11504746

>>11504730
I like Stove Top stuffing. I'd never use it over homemade stuffing for a Thanksgiving turkey, but I would happily cook some up as a side or snack.

>> No.11504751

>>11504738
Thanks for asking! And you're welcome:

https://www.masterclass.com/classes/thomas-keller-teaches-cooking-techniques

>> No.11504755

>>11504746
Whipped it up with a $5 rotisserie chicken for dinner. Would never serve at Thanksgiving.

>> No.11504760

>>11504671
what the fuck
I don’t understand why she did that, the videos she deleted aren’t really any different than the ones still up

>> No.11504763

>>11504746
>cooking stuffing inside the turkey
it’s like you actively want diarrhea

>> No.11504767

>>11504751
Your blog looks like hell. It couldn't even render properly.

>> No.11504776

>>11504763
I don't, I cook it separately. I put a chopped onion and some herbs inside of the cavity for cooking.

>> No.11504777
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>>11504671
And yet we still don't have any nudes and she is still uploading new Walmart tier recipes

>> No.11504783

>>11504767
I'm sorry. You can also find me on JooTube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2Cy0QmAgBI

>> No.11504788

Is she /ourgirl/ now?

>> No.11504798
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11504798

>>11504788
Fuck you

>> No.11504805

>>11504788
Are we making her /ourgirl/? Her vids could use more views. I say we do it.

>> No.11504810

>>11504798
Who is that fat kike?

>> No.11504814

>>11504798
how is some harvard jewess fatty our girl?

>> No.11504816
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>> No.11504822

>>11504646
Have you ever tried putting a microwave into a bathtub. With chicken nuggets in it. Or roast beef.

>> No.11504824

I want to change her channel from "Cooking Alone" to "Cooking While Being Ass Raped"

>> No.11504835

>>11504816
great now she’s gonna delete the whole fucking channel soon

>> No.11504838

https://youtu.be/4-gRDuw1KpE
*dabs on your waifu*

>> No.11504841
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11504841

>>11504816
STOP IT STOP IT SOPT IUT STOP IT STOP

>> No.11504842
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11504842

>you rang

>> No.11504844

>>11504653
kino

>> No.11504848
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11504848

>PRIVATE, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DEAD

>> No.11504870

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG1jG4muWPQ

>> No.11504884
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11504884

>>11504646
She does heroin I'm fucking positive of it

>> No.11504928

>>11504816
DinoTendies is speaking from the heart, I hope she's strong enough to listen.
>>11504788
>"i-is she our girl, s-she s-sucks like we d-do"
she's trash and a phony, decidedly not /ourgirl/

>> No.11504978

>>11504816
The duality of man

>> No.11504989

>>11504646
If she could put on 10 lbs and grow them titties and ass, that would be nice

>> No.11504997

>>11504816
never change, DT

>> No.11505002

>>11504646
Wonder how much she charges for her premium Snapchat?

>> No.11505024

>>11504653
I'd give her a good stuffing if you know what I mean ;)

>> No.11505078

>>11504989
She's still be a mongoloid though.

>> No.11505087

>>11504989
Go fuck a tub of lard if that's all you want

>> No.11505114

>>11505078
My favorite

>> No.11505120

>>11505087
Once you cum, you don't really care how it happened. Unless you just fucked a guy. Then you should be executed.

>> No.11505180

>>11504884
most likely smokes it

>> No.11505620

>>11504646
la creatura

>> No.11505627

>>11505120
I'll fuck your mouth and asspucci so we'll both be executed, faggot.

>> No.11505639
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11505639

>>11504646
Does she play hockey or something what the fuck is up with her dental situation?

>> No.11505666

thanks a lot 4chan socios, I remember I shared an Agatha mukbang here and within months /r9k/ was all over her, this was before the incel thing flared up too

>> No.11505706

>>11505024
I don't what do you mean by that?

>> No.11505729
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11505729

>>11505706

>> No.11505752

>>11504989
>if only she was a literal fatass
Never understood this particular brand of mental illness

>> No.11505896
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11505896

>>11504788
No, it should be Mrs Crocombe

>> No.11505901

>>11504646
>don’t even know her name
and probably never will

>> No.11505968
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11505968

OOHHHH NIGGASSSSSS

>> No.11506008

She seems like a sweet girl. Don’t do the same shit /lit/ did you guys.

>> No.11506009

>>11505968
Not cooking alone for much longer huh

>> No.11506011

Who found this girls channel anyway?

>> No.11506016

>>11506011
She advertised it here. Isn't it obvious?

>> No.11506018

>>11506011
Some autistic anon yesterday. Probably her.

>> No.11506024

>>11506016
>>11506018
I’ve just come back to this board for the first time in almost a year and it’s at least good to see That dino tendies is still alive.

>> No.11506309

>>11505627
Nigger faggot.You should be hanged and burned.

>> No.11506380

You guys are fucking assholes. Imagine being so lonely and pathetic that you have to ruin someone's hobby by being a bunch of retards.

>> No.11506381

>>11504646
Do you think she is sharp enough to realise she is above average attractive?

I want to kiss her so bad

>> No.11506398

Don't

>> No.11506417
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11506417

Most of the comments I saw were fairly polite and cutesy, followed by braapbarn tier thirst

Be nice to her, and don't be gross!
And use chicken or beef stock in that stuffing for God's sake!

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11506755

>>11504646

>> No.11506773

honestly this girl is a fucking terrible cook. She doesn't deserve attention. Hope she sees your comments and cries

>> No.11506786

>>11506773
>Weeped the seething roastie-reject
She is pure, and deserves our attention, respect and protection.

>> No.11506799

>>11506786
stop worshipping women

>> No.11506807

>>11506799
name literally anything in the universe nicer, more desirable, more sought after throughout all of history, than a delicious, slim young white gril's squelching sections.

>> No.11506809

>>11506807
you'll never get a gf with that mindset. Treat them like falliable humans

>> No.11506811

>>11506807
you’re unironically a pathetic incel

>> No.11506849

>>11506809
>>11506811
>can't think of anything
it's worth some reflection i think. a girl is currently and as far as is conceivably possible has always been, the most desirable thing in all of the universe for at least half of mankind. you're just trying to trivialise the enormity of this revelation because you're either a) a seething incel, or b) a 1/10 hamanomaly. either way, you're not invited to the last supper on the day that her channel spawns a new religion. only the loyal and faithful will drink from her holy chalice.

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11506883

>>11506380
I need it bruhs ;_;

>> No.11506937

>>11504746
I tried it once. How do you make the dehydrated celery not still be harder than wood chips while keeping the bread mix from turning into paste?

>> No.11506970

>>11506024
What happened to him anyways?

>> No.11506986

Ya, but her Mac & Cheese video unironically has people thanking her for the information.

Her channel is so sad
"Cooking Alone"
But at the same time, maybe hilarious. It all depends on whether or not she in aware of this type of content.

>> No.11507018

all the furiously jelly, seething blubbernauts itt

>> No.11507074 [DELETED] 

These are the types of girls that take a grey hound to Louisiana to fuck niggers on Mardi Gras. Then take another bus ride to Chicago and do the same thing. When March break comes around they go to Florida and California to do even more of the same thing. When that gets boring they go to Jamaica and fuck more niggers

>> No.11507088

>>11507074
wow, imagine being this much of a /pol/ incel
astounding, really

>> No.11507099

>>11507088
sounds like you've never ridden the bus

"hey everyone.... *--cough--* I'm going to Baton Rouge to fuck niggers. Let's grab a seat"

>> No.11507124

>>11507099
Incels deserve the rope

>> No.11507185

>>11507088
>>11507124
>voices politically incorrect opinion
>huuuur must be an incel
>>/reddit/

>> No.11507520

she cute

>> No.11507593

I'm tired of your shitty threads, OP. I'm going to print a picture of her and cum on it and try my best to link it to her directly. If you won't leave her alone, then I'll do something to make sure you can never bother her again.

>> No.11507599

>>11504816
>mfw thinking of you hurting

>> No.11507749

All you incels fuck off back to your cesspool

>> No.11507825

>>11507593
Do it dino tendies. Bet you have no balls

>> No.11507873

>>11507593
>do something to make sure you can never bother her again
are you gonna fucking murder her?

>> No.11507875

>>11504646
She's cute in a homely wet dog kinda way
I'd be happy to stick her in one of my empty cages

>> No.11507887

Reminds me of that lit thread that made a skittish girl close her book review channel.

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11507908

You nigger better not fuck this up

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11507910

>>11504653

>> No.11507916

>>11507908
Fuck what up?

>> No.11507917

>>11507916
>>11507887

>> No.11507932

>>11507917
who cares? It's just some bitch filming herself doing babby-tier cooking. nothing special

>> No.11507936

>>11507932
t.incel

>> No.11507944

>>11507593
Hey while you are at it. Can you send them to Emmy as well? Thanks faggit

>> No.11507953

>>11504816
Since when is Dino tendies such a huge white knight fag

>> No.11507954

>>11507944
The only good Emmy video is her ja/ck/ collab at some hotdog joint in Hollywood. She's unlikeable and has a completely phony vibe about her.

>> No.11507956

>>11507593
Do it. Please. And link it here for proof

>> No.11507966

>>11507908
I dindu nuffins, I'm just an observer

>> No.11507989

she stands no chance against the wrath of 460 seething housewife porkonauts. we need to surround her with an impenetrable ring of bacon and botox injections.
to arms, she won't be de-throned by wild wobbleslobs throwing their tantrums.

>> No.11508042

Please, God, don’t let these motherfucking sonofabitches do it to it.

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11508389

OY

>> No.11508544

How do I approach shy girl if I'm super shy too ;-;

>> No.11508549

>>11508544
wait until chad's done with her then move in as the temporary clean up crew

>> No.11508560
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11508560

>>11508549
Ah, the MAC System

>> No.11508692

>>11508389
Low EQ post

>> No.11508739
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>>11507887
4chan destroys everything they love, remember when everyone sent the author of watamote their penis?
>"I had never seen one before"

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>>11508389
Jews can't eat pork either, retard

>> No.11508764

>>11507887
Yea but she reopen her channel No biggie

She ugly tho

>> No.11508962
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11508962

>>11504746
I like your style. So, I'll give you some ideas:

instead of water, use chicken broth.
for extra flavor, add a teaspoon of pic related.
heat, and let the BTB dissolve & difuseas the liquid comes to a boil.
turn off the heat, add butter, and mix as directed

>> No.11509093

>>11504788
why just because she is a bit shy, shy girls can be bitchs to.

>> No.11509119

>>11508962
nein neger
I like to boil pasta in stock as well for extra flavor, everyone thinks I’m retarded for doing so but I can afford it

>> No.11509212

>>11509093
>has videos on the internet of herself cooking inane shit uselessly
>shy
hmmm

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11509234

>>11509093
>shy
>makes money taking pictures of herself and showing the entire world

>> No.11509534

who the fuck linked the imgur of a screencap of her printed out with cum on it...you fucking people

>> No.11509551

>>11504738
https://foodblogposts.blogspot.com/

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11509863

>>11509234
>5000 subs
>100k total video views

>making money
lole

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>>11504788
No

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11509924

>>11507954
You little bitch.

>> No.11509933

>>11509900
This friend of Dorothy has such a man face. Unwatchable.

>> No.11510081

Are you retards for real? She's obviously faking it as a joke. I bet you idiots think that Henry's Kitchen is 100% serious too

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>>11504646
Which one of you.

>> No.11510618

>>11510346
passive aggressive roastie releasing some frustration

>> No.11511023

>>11508758
maybe he buys pork just for them to send them to hell

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>>11504646
what in the fuck?
this has to be an act
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcUJ6Pj21II
the real question is, why is she pretending to be autistic?

>> No.11511389

>>11509900
Yo EmmyKek. Do you actually have a normal pic of her that looks attractive without all the fake filter and dog mask ?

>> No.11511413

>>11504646
Why do all of her videos sound like shes supposed to get raped at the end? Even the sound effects just sound like buttsex. I feel like shes just pretending to be quirky to lure in faggots like us who will drool over any bitch with tits.

>> No.11511420

>>11504816
rip

>> No.11511542

>>11504653
>>11504646
what compels someone to make a video like this

>> No.11511545

>>11511542
innocence. and succulence.

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11511742

She is trying to be retarded now! Having an audience of autists is already getting to her head. She better not ruin this for me.

>> No.11511800

>>11504653
Is she the most consistent uploader on youtube?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foBcppRh8WQ

>> No.11511889

>>11511742
This is pure kino

>> No.11511918

>>11511889
Yeah, this may be the best yet!
Anons playing nice except Shekelstien

>> No.11511923

>>11510618
Obviously not a roastie since that comment wasn't praising her beginner skills and beauty.

>> No.11511935

>No youtube account, can't msg
dammit. Can some kind anon ask her how her day is, what her cunt smells like, and what was her best rape ever? Her absolute favourite...

>> No.11512033

>>11511800
>spray butter
jesus

>> No.11512106

>Based haha and smelle poster

>> No.11512370

pls hide "ck" somewhere discreet but noticeable in your next vid.
p.s. will you go out with me.
[ ] yes
[ ] maybe

>> No.11512389

>>11511935
You're so cool bro. Us edgy bros gotta stick together in this white knight board. We should get together and dress up as the joker

>> No.11512390

>>11512389
oh wow, i love your imagination. i haven't thought of anything like this since i was a kid!

>> No.11512399

>>11512390
Weak response, edgy faggot

>> No.11512418

>>11512399
https://www.dictionary.com/browse/ironic

>> No.11512795

>>11511800
>add tablespoons of cinnamon to your croissants
but why??
one has to wonder how the dessert eating fool stays so slim

>> No.11512835

really liking her new video my dudes

>> No.11512891
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11512891

i wish she'd un-hide all those old vids

>> No.11512899

She has the same fucking high pitched autism voice that the weird ass jeopardy girl /tv/ is obsessed with has. Why do people like this? It's annoying AF

>> No.11512985

>>11512899
>she sobbed deeply, stopping her wailing only long enough to make yet another vague attempt at re-creating the angelic, pure monotone sound of an angel - but instead the inescapably rough, repulsive hambeast squawk she'd had since birth, belted out from her blubber-encased vocal chords, and so she sobbed deeper.

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>>11511389

>> No.11513008

>>11513006
She still looks cute in pics but she really shines in her videos.

>> No.11513087

why are we really so socially and culturally retarded that it makes people want to run and hide just knowing we exist?

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>>11512985

>> No.11513243

>>11504646
i wish she’d show more of herself in her videos. she’s quite adorable

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=miDAzCh6CGk

>> No.11513267

>poor autistic girl not the best cooker but she tries
>likes doing this as her hobby
>clearly quirky, eccentric
>probably reads emily dickinson and longs for the era where men were men and women were women
>was homeschooled so her accent is different than others
>deeply religious
>titled page Cooking Alone, because she recognizes at this point she's likely to be forever alone
>but she's not depressed, instead she embraces it and wakes up with a smile on her innocent face every day
>the male versions of her find her on 4chan
>but they're twisted versions who have turned to anger and reeee from their loneliness
>they shit all over her and drive her away

this is why we can't have nice things

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11513320

>>11513267
S E E T H I N G

>> No.11513323

>>11513006
Looks my Korean bro Phillip with a wig and nail polish. Sup Phillip.

>> No.11513332

>>11513267
tfw watched her before ck found her

>> No.11513342

>>11513267
what would happen when the grocery store runs out of pre-made goods? channel was doomed from the jump

>> No.11513357

>>11504653
>I'm going to show you how to make boxed stuffing
>"Aren't there instructions on the box?"

>> No.11513387

>>11513342
People said the same of Reviewbrah and fast food. There's always new items that can be reviewed! Frozen [X], processed [X], etc.

>> No.11513414

>>11506970
Banned.

>> No.11513418

>>11513267
It’s a fascinating channel—please, God, let us see where she goes with it
Hamburger Helper was once thought to be something you did instead of cooking.
Now it is cooking.

>> No.11513439

In my day we just called these poor creatures SPINSTERS and and laughed at their dry stringy hair and unmade-up faces.

>> No.11513450

>>11513439
shes barely finished puberty

>> No.11513472

did somebody shit in her eyes?
she's got some real asshole eye going on in OP

>> No.11513476

I really want to breed her

>> No.11513485

>>11513450
She's like 35, my man

>> No.11513507

>>11513485
No she just appears 35 solely to one so young and, while eager to impress, ultimately a cuck. She is youthful and pure

>> No.11513534

>>11513476
your kid would be wan and sickly, better stick to Emmy

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>>11504788
>>11504798
>>11505896
>>11509900
you're all wrong

>> No.11513575

>>11513569
The comments on her videos make me sick.

>> No.11513585

>>11513534
and then I would breed the sickly daughter as well

>> No.11513594

>>11513534
Emmy was born Emilio. It's a dude.

>> No.11513607

>>11513594
whatever dipped out of her bussy would probably still be healthier than Cooking Alone's clutch

>> No.11513629

>>11513594
that disgusting shit is being outlawed at a political and legal level, even in canada where they love that deluded crap
https://globalnews.ca/news/3574060/gender-equality-in-canada-where-do-we-stand-today/
besides, no dude has a bod like hers. no adam's apple, no hulk shoulders, no signs of extreme delusion.

>> No.11513700

>>11513569
i bet this thing could give birth and not realise it

>> No.11513719

>>11504653
its like shes making vids just for me
*unties and drops sweatpants*

>> No.11513721

>>11513006
This is the only one worth saving.thx

>> No.11513735

excuse my uncreative reply, but she sounds like her hymen is fully intact.

>> No.11513873
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>>11513332
>use tfw
>Doesn't post the face

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>>11513721

>> No.11514080

>>11504646
Oh god I want her to have my abortions

>> No.11514104

>>11504646
Has anyone told her yet that she's /ourgirl/?

>> No.11514144

must you fags ruin everything that is good

>> No.11514156

>>11514144
What do you mean? We're getting her more views. She should proudly embrace that she's /ourgirl/. She should flash a white power sign into each video. That would be kek.

>> No.11514169

>>11514156
cringe

>> No.11514183

>>11514169
Being this buttblasted /ck/ cucked you for your internet gf.

>> No.11514210
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>>11504798
Stop posting this roastie. She reminds me of girl I was fucking

>> No.11514254

>>11514183
cringe

>> No.11514290

>>11514144
>hey boys, we're making... canned tomato soup today
yeah, dude how could anyone ruin this gem

>> No.11514348
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11514348

>swn be your gf
it hurts to live bros

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>>11514254

>> No.11514522

>>11504653
is she slow?

>> No.11514527

>>11514169
Unlike you niggers, I sit through the stupid ads so she gets her 5 cents for it. So eat shit.

>> No.11514531

>>11514522
what the fuck is wrong with you asshole?

>> No.11514532

>>11514522
she's not, but you probably are

>> No.11514534

>>11504646
Listen up, niggers, she has another video up but only 300 or so views. Sit through those ads and get those views up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foBcppRh8WQ

>> No.11514548

>>11514534
but if we don't watch the ads she'll start up a patreon and then we can really aggravate /ck/ by directly funding her productions (and possible reproductions)

>> No.11514549

>>11514534
gonna watch this on my computer and phone for the extra views

>> No.11514556

>>11514549
You are a good anon

>> No.11514564

>>11514534
I'd give her pills then bury my doughboy if you catch my drift
'

>> No.11514565

>>11514531
>>11514532
its a legitimit question

>> No.11514567

Let's start a gofundme to get her to do a hit or miss video

>> No.11514566

>>11514565
no, if you pay attention her videos are pure unfiltered asmr. she knows exactly what she's doing.

>> No.11514584
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imagine the smell

>> No.11514594

>>11514584
https://youtu.be/kU52lbzYjzU
it's from this vid by the way

>> No.11514611

Just found out she lives in an apartment, not a house.

Narrows down my search somewhat.

>> No.11514622

>>11514611
I don't know what you're planning, but don't rape her. Just put a tiny camera in her bathroom.

>> No.11514625

>>11514611
an apartment that allows both cats and dogs... hmm, sounds great

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>>11504816

>it's a literal who qt grill gets freaked out into deleting her accounts because of stalkers episode

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>>11514611
god you people are fucking terrible

>> No.11514732

>>11514622
Or low on the staircase pointing up ;)

>> No.11514740

>>11514611
She better not be sharing an apartment with no fucking man

>> No.11514752

>>11514711
>realizes that 4chan is full of terrible people
>didn't you know this before coming here?

>> No.11514902

>>11504646
why do you people hate her?

>> No.11514918

>>11514902
I love her...

>> No.11514921

>>11514902
because she warms prepared foods and is has adopted a phony persona to trap foolish ASMR cucks

>> No.11514945

>>11506807
Cute little shots bois

>> No.11514947

>>11514921
so you hate anyone thats soft spoken or doesn't cook a 5 star meal from scratch everyday. got it

>> No.11514954

>>11514566
>My opinions are final

>> No.11514957

>>11506970
Banned for cooking turtle eggs that happened to be endangered or were suspected of being endangered the kind of shit that's a felony

>> No.11514964

>>11514947
that's not what I said, but your response was predicated anyway

>> No.11514972

>>11506381
She's a hard 6 if I'm being generous.

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>>11514947
Imagine being this assblassted over legitimate complaints, and you should stop typing like a faggot.

>> No.11514990

>>11514972
I'd give her a hard 6 if you know what I mean

>> No.11515007

>>11513507
She is neither youthful not pure my dude

>> No.11515014

>>11514990
ok now THAT is based

>> No.11515017

>>11513569
>Forgive me my Queen
Seriously she is the embodiment of /ck/ probably even more than Scadalfi

>> No.11515020

>>11514918
this
She's cute.

>> No.11515026

>>11504646
LEAVE HER ALONE

>> No.11515028

>>11513629
Isn't she Asian they don't have any of those things even when they keep their penises

>> No.11515048

>>11514740
Probably a hulking negro fiance

>> No.11515166

I'm so happy she isn't Chinese

>> No.11515424

>>11514564
good post

>> No.11515437

>>11514534
>Those hands
That's totally a man or was a man once

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somehow she had a negative million views on tuesday

>> No.11515521

>>11515506
must have been something she ate

>> No.11515542

Bro all the vids are gone

>> No.11515545

>its all dead
>DEAD

>> No.11515554

REEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU GUYS

>> No.11515555

I stopped monitoring for an hour and this bullshit happens

>> No.11515564

rip cookan alon

>> No.11515570

>>11515564
Just trying to wait this out... heh
Jack tried too

>> No.11515571

Told you I'd find her apartment, night!

>> No.11515574
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11515574

>uploads new video only hours ago
>videos all deleted now
??????
why

>> No.11515577

okay, someone go find a new girl on youtube we can be transfixed with

>> No.11515579

>>11515574
But I just watched it?

>> No.11515582

>>11515577
I’m not sharing any good ones I find because this will happen again.

>> No.11515590

>>11515582
>he doesn't have a secret, personal list

>> No.11515592

Obviously she wasn't determined to have a successful youtube channel

>> No.11515596

>>11515592
>tfw we’ll never see her drinking soup while on a bicycle

>> No.11515625

>>11515506
What happened in the live stream?

>> No.11515632

why? why did you have to do it /ck/? why did you have to ruin everything good and pure?

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>tfw I actually wanted to try her cranberry sauce recipe but now it's gone forever.

>> No.11515642

>>11515625
she boiled spaghetti

>> No.11515657

Ah well, as they say in the classics, it's better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

>> No.11515665

>>11504653
this video is unavailable

>> No.11515668

you guys are niggers she was following me on insta and like some of my dog pics and now shes gone forever you fucking jew kikes.no wonder you fucks have never been inside a girl

>> No.11515671

>>11515668
did you get to bang her or no?

>> No.11515672

>>11515668
is she off insta too?

>> No.11515694

This ungrateful cunt just took all her vids down. We were gonna give her views, which = $$$. Not a smart businesswoman.

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>>11515668

>> No.11515711

>>11515694
Good luck building a following from zero, cunt whore

>> No.11515713

>be me
>alone as always
>thanksgiving rolls around
>a-a-at least I can spend it watching my new cookfu
>all videos deleted
jdimsa

this is why you download youtube videos, because shit like this happens

>> No.11515735

>>11515668
seething

>> No.11515742

>>11515668
Good job at showing who the bad guys are you anti-semite.

>> No.11515748

>>11515711
I never made one negative comment on her shitty autistic vids. Even when she treated a canister of crecents like she was defusing a pipe bomb. But now...

>> No.11515752

Cooking alone of you're reading this
i want to be your little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on your breasts. Your magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. You would stick your hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for you to bleed all over me. i want to feel your blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb your hoo-hoo juies inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with your hoo-hoo blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in your hoo-hoo and revel in your red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want you to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so your hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over your face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.

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Thanks goys!
Now what am I going to have for hanukkah this year?!

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Easy come easy go, boys.

>> No.11515777

I hope her Thanksgiving was ok. My turkey turned out pretty good.

>> No.11515782

>>11515506
It's because she removed videos probably

>> No.11515783

>>11515752
She wouldn't even appreciate this heart-felt tampon tribute anon. We were only trying to make her a star, but she decided to go dark instead...

>> No.11515792

>autistic enough to dox and scare this girl
>not autistic enough to save her vids

something's not adding up here. I never really got to enjoy her and you faggots go and ruin it. Someone post the goods.

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you stupid fucking assholes, i login to youtube to find this shit. i can't believe what you did you bunch of cretins. she was pure how dare you, after i got a <3 from pure Cooking Alone god damn you all to hell

>> No.11515822

>>11515668
>triggered

>> No.11515825

>>11515795
bro you've transcended. maybe she's interested in marriage?

>> No.11515830

>>11515825
no now she's probably only interested in the witness protection program

>> No.11515835

https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCxnR4FnZUGyUogykxh_AlgA/videos

>> No.11515841

>>11504646
I want her to step on my balls with high heels

>> No.11515848

Someone email her and demands answers

cookingalone@outlook.com

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i hate you all

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>>11515592
Its a /fit/ copypasta dino didnt write that

>> No.11515893

shes gone /ck/

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>one video left

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>>11515929
ya bro, it's a swastika bro.

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>>11515935
hale hortler :DDDD

>> No.11515954

>>11515929
cranberry sauce is now back up

/ourgirl/ is back on the menu lads

>> No.11515959

>>11513873
"tfw" means "that feel when," you retarded newfag nigger.

>> No.11515966

>>11514611
>>11504816
lmao

I hope you retards are happy

>> No.11515974

>instagram deleted
>vids are mostly deleted, only 4 left
you goys went too far this time.

>> No.11515980

My wife is so tsundere deleting her vids

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>>11515974
She is starting a new persona to pander to her new autistic audience.

>> No.11516011

Guys stop this is Katie loves classic books all over again.

>> No.11516017

>>11515980
the videos are all back again

>> No.11516022

>>11516017
With tsun comes the dere

>> No.11516038

>>11504798
monica lewinsky?

>> No.11516145

>>11516038
naw. monica was way hotter.

>> No.11516147

>>11516145
>actually believing this
WEW

>> No.11516155

>>11504798
she did a cum drinking vid?

>> No.11516160

She cut off the first three seconds...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLHJIJjY-rQ
what the hell man, she's embarrassed by the cuteness. she's killing her character

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>>11516147
definitely

>> No.11516194

>>11516160
haha, I wish she would have narrated it using her actual voice

>> No.11516203

>>11514534
>she's afraid to unpeel the crescent roll paper with her fingers
she's adorable, anons

>> No.11516211

>>11516160
well, it was a fun channel while it lasted.

>> No.11516212

>>11516011
TIL katie loves classic books is actually still making videos

>> No.11516237

LOL SHE DELETED ALL THE PARTS WHERE HER FACE SHOWS UP

>> No.11516241

>>11516237
you fucking faggots ruin everything

>> No.11516249

>>11515989
I find it shitty that other humans can make her feel so insecure about herself.

>> No.11516260

>>11516249
everyone gets stage fright i guess. the internet isn't so intimidating though, i mean billions of normies have their lives mapped publicly by fagbook. she just needs to fully realise that 4chins is nothing to fear. worst case scenario they prank call you.

>> No.11516267

>>11516260
or meme you into the white house

>> No.11516273

>>11516249
>>11516260
The real tragedy is that this is all Streisand Effect. There have been multiple threads mainly because of this interplay. As is often the case, if the 'victim' had simply ignored the 'bullies', their focus would have already moved on by now.

>> No.11516275

>>11516249
I think she's scared about getting assaulted
that a frail single autistic woman wouldn't have considered this contingency explains a lot about her bravado. gotta hustle for them views

>> No.11516324

>>11516260
If the Internet isn't intimidating why don't you post a picture of yourself here right now?

>> No.11516346

>>11516324
because it'd be out of place in this context, there's no place for it in this thread. i've had my pics and address posted here though. as soon as you're kind of indifferent to it, it's like being a facebook normie - you just fit in among the billions, and pursuing you becomes pointless and dull. by presenting a challenge you encourage the faggotry

>> No.11516436

>>11516168
Fat face

>> No.11516499

Thread is gonna 404, everything has been said now I think so if there’s another one I expect it’ll be shit, she’s removing all the character from her vids because of us so that’s ruined- I think the dream is over

>> No.11516508

>>11514954
lol.

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>>11514611
YOU DID THIS

>> No.11516513

>>11516499
It's been a wild three days desu

>> No.11516598

re-emphasising the fact that there's no threat here. just a bunch of desperate manchild betas falling in love, and plus-size, shut-in baby bazookas sizzling to the core with jealousy. don't go

t. desperate manchild beta

>> No.11516658

https://ufile.io/m5qc8
>French's Green Bean Casserole Recipe.mp4
The first 3 seconds are sacred

>> No.11516711

I think she removed her face from videos in order to get rid of some of her white knight beta faggot normie orbiters.

>> No.11516878

fuck you assholes

>> No.11516966

>>11513267
/r/ing the cap of when /lit/ scared a bookworm off the internet with creepiness and autism

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>>11516966
put me in the screencap, negro begro

>> No.11517105

After assessing the situation, I congratulate all of the cynical posters here. I'm pretty sure the white knights who are calling everybody an incel scared her off. She must have been told that we were going to do bad things to her. That's essentially a form of manipulation, done by weak beta's to make them selves feel better than the rest of his. So the next time you shit post calling us niggers, and incels remember that your spergish attitude is what made her run away.

>> No.11517109

>>11517105
Rest of us**

>> No.11517150

>>11516658
>that eye flutter when she says casserole
my heart

>> No.11517196

>>11517054
The cap was made ages ago you stupid fuck

>> No.11517202

>>11516966
It's here...
>>11506755

>> No.11517266

it’s too bad that she edited her face out, she’s really cute
but her voice is so relaxing and her hands are so sexy

>> No.11517292

I didn't even know this girl existed before this thread so I apologize for asking if she was slow im sure I did it

>> No.11517308

Damn it she edited her face out of her videos. Luckily I saved them for my qt folder.

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FUCK YOU GUYS SEEING HER FACE WAS THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME GOING GOD DAMMIT FUCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUJCKCK

>> No.11517342

>>11517332
we will always know the truth, we'll have something the normies don't. this means she loves us more than everyone else.

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>>11517332
Blame the retards who made her think 4chan was going to decapitate her.

>> No.11517372

I’m glad she pulled her beauty back behind the seven veils for you retards.

>> No.11517418

last comment

>> No.11517426

last last comment

>> No.11517494

>>11517350
I blame you and you are going to pay

>> No.11517514

>>11515959
Try harder

>> No.11517522

She’s studying Spanish to learn how to say, “Hasta la vista, retards.”

>> No.11517764

>>11504816

He fucking forgot the "mfw thinken of you hurtin'"-

>> No.11517817

>>11517350
fuck you
crazy straws are epic

>> No.11517960

>>11517196
Fine geez

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>>11517817

>> No.11517976

>>11517962
imagine only ever experiencing disposable straws
how sad

>> No.11518287

Just waiting for her to leave her apartment

>> No.11518300

>>11518287
Shut up you larping faggot