/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I haven't had cofe in three weeks and I lust for her daily.

I want to try unconventional fruits, like virginia persimmon, haw, and serviceberry, in recipes. it's going to go bad and I already know it. send me to hell while I decide

Every time I get a fountain drink I mix all the flavors. Soft drinks, fruit flavors, lemonades, teas, energy drinks, milk based beverages... EVERYTHING. I've been doing this since elementary school. I still haven't created anything so gross that I won't finish it.

>>11493617
You gotta have mayhaw jelly

I like american syrup more than any other syrup, even though I know it's just liquid candy.

>>11493589
I like Binging with Babish

>>11493697

That ain't no sin. That's just good taste.

>>11493589
i basically use miso in everything i cook

>>11493658
What about maypop?

>>11493697
>implying that liking breaching with babish is a bad thing

I almost never wash my hands

>>11493931
look at that man. no oneder people are intimidated by him.

>>11493931
He's not white tho. Personally, I find the image of minorities with firearms to be revolting.
>>11493937
Why exactly did we teach Indians English again?

>>11493589
I don't use plates when I can help it, just kitchen towel.

>>11493945
>no oneder

>>11493697
There's nothing wrong with liking Binging with Babish. His hard on for all things sous-vide is getting kind of old though

>>11493697
Sin? That's just good clean fun anon

>>11493589
I really don't like Mexican food

I drink and enjoy instant coffee every day

>>11493589
I eat hamburgers with butter
I only eat fried chicken if I can dunk it in root beer
I have only eaten Mcdonalds for the past five days
For the past year and a half, I have only eaten one meal per day
I once went three weeks subsisting on two MREs

>>11493589
>confess your food sins
i needs it

>>11494049
I'm not going to judge you because this is a judgement free thread but since I grew up in a rural farming town in California this is really hard for me to wrap my head around because its as much a comfort food to me as spaghetti or pot roast. Sometimes nothing will hit the spot besides a big piping hot platter of birria and rice and beans with warm corn tortillas or a hot bowl of pozole on a cold winter day especially when you need to clear the sinuses out. Or eating taco truck tacos by the dozen in July and washing them down with a 6 pack of pacifico after a long hot day working in the sun. I'm not even Mexican either.

>>11493589
cottag chee

>>11494090
What restaurant would you recommend to help me overcome my aversion?

>>11494104
Taco Bell, the pinnacle of mexican cuisine

>>11494104
Everything around me was mom and pop places. Any mom and pop place in a western state is usually good. I went to a place in Oregon once that had a long wait but the best freshly made tortillas I've had in my life. They're all slightly different too depending on where in Mexico the family is from. There's a few strictly seafood mexican places around here now too that do shrimp in a creamy not too spicey cheese sauce among other delicacies. A real treat is finding a place that does chile rellano fresh from scratch with a good chicken and pepper sauce on top. I know of one. I usually won't even bother ordering chile rellano from other places.

is microwave everything I can

>>11494104
Any smaller place around the southwest or Cali if you aren't near there don't bother it won't be good

I have never eaten a (culinary) fruit in any form and I'm assuming the only way i have avoided scurvy this far is multivitamin tablets

I, unironically, enjoy American cheese

>>11493660
It's literally high fructose corn syrup in a bottle.

>>11494071
Ditto, for me its Blendy(tm)

I haven't had Long John Silver's fried fish in so long. All the fish places around here are 'healthy', but I just want greasy, fried cod.

>>11493589
I used to put food in the microwave without a plate.

>>11495496
>slather the fish with tartar sauce
>coat the fish in crumbs

>>11493589
I like pickled pigs feet

>>11493589
I almost never reheat my leftovers I just eat them chilled out of the fridge as a full meal I found I like creamy Alfredo pasta better cold than hot

>>11494104
I recently went to a place where the menu was literally a list of 4 meats on a Post-It note on the cash register. Nobody spoke English. Go to a place like that.

I have never eaten indian food in my life

My mother came to my house the last week and i told her that i'll cook something good, at the same time, when i say that, i took my phone and i ordered some street food, saying that i cooked. I feel dirty.

>>11495918

how delightfully devilish of you

>>11493589

I like de-boning chicken wings, placing it inside of white bread and pouring gravy over it

um. um i like to dip starwbery in ketchup

>>11493589
I havent eaten any bread in 15 years.

I make shitty posts in an attempt to get posted on peoplegettingreallymadatfood

>>11496931
you too?

>>11495998
I do this but without the gravy.

>>11495677
W-what?!

>>11493589
I make pb&j by spreading pb and jelly on only half the bread each.

I don’t like the texture of squash and I’ll avoid it if at all possible

>>11495750
This is a rough one

>>11493589
I don't know how to make hollondaise

I don't like coffee

>>11493589
Father, I made mac and cheese with tuna again....

>>11493589
The taste of cheap burnt beef and ketchup is better than an orgasm to me
sometimes I fry a burger patty until it's smoking and black and drown it in ketchup and eat it on a bun with nothing else

I only do it rarely though because I don't wanna get totalbiscuit'd

>>11493589
I don't eat at any establishment that employs niggers.

>>11493589
For the past few weeks my favorite comfort food has been a slice of bread and some expired mayo. Sometimes i add ketchup too

>>11498890
Or African-Americans, as I prefer to call them.

>>11493589
One time I put a can of year old expired black beans on top of rice and put it in a pan with a ton of red pepper, bulldog sauce, strawberry vinaigrette dressing, and s&f pineapple jalapeno chef sauce and let it reduce and simmer into a thick paste and I ate the whole thing.

The only way I can describe it is that it tasted like what nightmares feel like.

>>11499022

Sometimes, I wish I had a boyfriend who was willing to be my braphog

I never was my vegetables

>>11493589
Most of the time I avoid some types of food not because they are bad but so I can put more of the stuff I already like in the plate.
I usually end up eating no more than 2~3 stuffs.

I just got home from work and got to work at five so I’m gonna work tomorrow and then I’m going to be home and then I’ll take a shit to the aquarium

>>11499436
What were you, then, anon?

>>11499464
I'm a man, Goddamnit

i mixed bbq sauce and mayo with my rice today

not even poor just an animal

>>11493589
I love eggs -- and eggshells, taste, and texture. I rarely bother cracking eggs anymore.
Cold tripe in jelly is godly
I pair my dinner with movies the way someone would pair it with wine.
Garlic goes in everything. Lots of it. In EVERYTHING.

>>11494071
I honestly don't mind instant.

>>11499464
Clearly a fruit.

>>11494071
Same. Recently I've been adding nutmeg to my instant coffee. I think I'm going to try nutmeg and cinnamon tomorrow.

mfw I hear that my elder "conservative" acquaintance and his mother are "woke" to high fructose corn syrup so hard that one of them was yelling in a hippie style "health" food shop due to them daring to stock items including HFCS.

>>11493589
I pick up fallen morcels of food off the counter and stove and throw them back in with the rest.

>>11499903
My mom does this and now my new gf does this. It triggers me reeeeeeeeeeee

sometimes I hold a cooked spaghetti by one end, put it in my mouth and swallow it, then I pull it out and repeat it several times

When i was younger i use to eat cheese its and spit up my chewed up cheese-it onto another and i did this to the point where it was a few inches high and then i'd eat it

i have not eaten a vegetable in almost 20 years

Worst one incoming.
I have basically zero variation in my meals. I eat spaghetti or pasta along with a sauce thing every single day. The sauce is just chopped chicken meat along with onion, carrots and some spices, tomatoes sometimes too. We occasionally eat mash potatoes instead with it but it's a rare thing.
Also, i make enough of it to last a week at least. It's all always microwaved.
I didn't mind it until recently but due to several changes in my schedule i occasionally eat out for dinner.
Its actually why i came here today. After eating something else several times I'm starting to actually feel tired of that same shit.
I want to either go back to the indifference or change it up (but still have it last a week), is there some asian noodle sauce that can deliver?

>>11500589

I still do this. I'm 30

>>11493660
I like the butter flavor to an extent, but I like real syrup better, maybe more because of the texture? Like it soaks into the pancake more than just coating it.

>>11501065
>We
so you're saying you torment someone else with this food?

>>11494120
The janky-eat place you can find. If it looks like you might get shanked in the parking lot, then that's the place.

>>11501093
My dad. It hurts to say it, but I'm not even the cause.

>>11501122
So you're the tormented? Why does he force you to have these strict options? If it's just cooking for him that's weird but okay, just cook something different for yourself.

I """""reddit space""""" just to piss off weak minded faggots.

>>11493589
>once actually stuck my dick into a fresh apple pie that I made
>once drank a shit load of absinthe and told my best friend that he's hot and I'd suck his dick
>instant ramen noodles aren't that bad
>$2 hot dogs from street vendors aren't that bad

Isn't being here sin enough?

>>11502845
No, this is the punishment.

I regularly nuke my asparagus in the microwave.

>>11501607
I reddit spaced before anyone ever mentioned reddit here, and I don't stop doing things just because the internet all of a sudden decides it's a meme.

bump

does anyone here have that pic that was a montage of retarded posts on /ck/? one of them was about being able to handle lava because they could handle really hot sink water for a long time, one about was about pineapples growing in the ground like carrots, had like 30 posts

>>11493950
>Eastern European isn't white

>>11501122
At least your dad isn't stupid enough to use the fucking pre-shredded parm to make carbonara like you asked

I typically don't eat bread or pizza crusts.

i put honey on pancakes

>>11495750
For this transgression, you need to be corrrected sir. There is no other alternative. Correction.

>>11493931
>rhea is a gun man
now that i didn't see. good on him

>>11493589
I put honey mustard on pizza.

>>11499464
Mad as hell, and he's not going to take it anymore!

I don't like bones in my meat unless I can pull them out with little effort.
I'm scared of choking on them.
I avoid chicken wings like the plague, but I enjoy goat meat.

>>11493945
>oneder
I needed that, thanks.

>>11494049
That's a virtue, anon.

>>11493589
I buy pre-seasoned chicken thighs from the store because they crisp up much more reliably than when I try to season them myself. Oh, and I added too much pasta water to my last carbonara.

How many Jack Snacks should I perform?

>>11506163
There are instructions online for this. Follow the light my son.

>>11506105
I put thousand island on my spaghetti and meat sauce. I make homemade sauce and then put thousand island on top of the sauce.

I'm a black guy that hates watermelon.

>>11494075
Thank you hungry skeleton

>>11501065
Nice Facebook blog post faggot

I am the jiro poster.

>>11505227
Huh? That statement is correct

>>11506236
I put bbq sauce on mac and cheese

>>11506277
Hardly a sin.

I crave these despite knowing what shit they are.
I’m scum, I know.

>>11499787
Good idea, gonna do this right now.

>>11493589
I spent a whole year living off nothing but rice, ham, pesto and soda.

>>11500589
I used to do this but with cheetos

I used to be a fat bastard child and buy a can of reddi wip and eat it out of the nozzle

>>11493589
I break the pasta to fit it into my pot
I add olive oil to the water, just because I never use olive oil
I add garlic salt to the water instead of regular salt
Sometimes I use a Knorr™ chicken stock pot for my spaghetti, and I don't freeze the water after

I absolutely detest people who eat at their desks/ In front of their computers. Eating food at a table is probably as integral to civilized behavior to me as washing my hands after taking a shit. However I often look at my phone when eating alone, main time I browse /ck/. Somewhat hypocritical yeah. I also tell people that I used to work in a kitchen, when in fact I was just a dish bitcj for a few months

>>11507030
Wow, remove yourself from the gene pool.

I wouldn’t really call it a sin, but when I was growing up I used to melt bars of chocolate on the base of my lava lamp and wipe it off with my penis. Then I would usually watch scooby doo and eat the chocolate off my penis with my fingers. Right around this time was when I learned how to masterbate and I found the melted chocolate to be very arousing. I did it so often that I started to get burn marks on my penis. My mom saw the marks one day and for some reason thought I was being bullied in school. We even had a parent-teacher meeting about it with the principal of the school, who was a very young and attractive woman. After the meeting, she would stop me sometimes and ask how my penis was and she was really kind about it, which was very, very arousing to me.
Fast forward 20 years later and my wife won’t let me dress her up like a teacher and ask me about my burnt penis, which is kind of arousing for me. Shit sucks.

>>11507143

>>11507143
Why would you let your mom see your penis

I mix miracle whip with black eyed peas.

>>11507328
I don’t remember how she saw it, to be honest.

>>11505227
Thats right we're not white. We're also full so stay out.

I ate two chips ahoy m&m cookies yesterday

i haven't eaten a fruit or a vegetable aside from bananas in 15 years. i tell people that it's because im just a picky eater but desu i just want to slowly kill myself so i avoid eating healthy

>>11495750

>I found I like creamy Alfredo pasta better cold than hot

thank god this isn't just me

Yesterday I made Annie's mac and cheese from the box, then I dumped a can of tuna into it.

>>11494075
Are you okay, anon?

>>11493636
I feel ya. At my college cafeteria, I used to mix apple juice, Sprite, and blueberry syrup.

I accidentally puked a little bit in an omelet while drunk at work and served it.

>>11493931
doesn't he live in NYC? obviously just a photo shoot or something.

I tried to cook a tin of beans in a kettle twice. Once with the tin and once without the tin, both times fires started but the kettle is still ok

>>11499787
Try cardamom

>>11507328
>not group showering with your parents in elementary school
weirdo

I just ordered a large supreme pizza and 16 buffalo wings

I dont eat veg and chicken has to be breaded and white meat only to finish it.

i just use fucking prego and can't be bothered to waste a fucking day making fucking sauce on a regular basis

>>11495720
What has been seen

>>11499193
Cringe

>>11507558
Possibly a shooting range somewhere else.

I trained 3 cows up a fligh of stairs and now I'm banned from the mall. :(

>>11493589
I like pickled eggs

>>11499193
based and redpilled

>>11508855
Pickled eggs are extremely based

Cheat day I drink a whole carton of heavy cream

>>11508950
Sometimes I put them in grilled cheese

>>11508855
cringe
>>11508950
yikes

The majority of my diet involves making dough because I spend all my money on weed and homemade pizza, pasta, dumplings etc are cheap

>>11508959
>having an day for chest

>>11493931
Oh look, Pulse grew a beard.

>>11493589
I make gravy with ox cubes as the main base.

>>11508978
First, go try some pickled quail eggs. If you don't like them, start tripfagging as "TASTELET PLEB" so I can hide your posts in the future.

>>11501474
Its both of us. I learned from him (parents divorced) and that's pretty much what we eat (aside from breakfast which is usually eggs and sausage or some Russian burritos of some kind)
Dinner is something light and random but not particularly better.
I occasionally check cooking websites but the disgustingly excessive normalfag aesthetic and overbearing blogshit keeps turning me far away, or what i find doesn't hold up to the practicality that i need.

>>11493589
Probably one of my favorite foods is just the $1 cheesy bean and rice burritos from taco bell. They're so comforting.

>>11510722
Be nice to Papa. Life was hard behind the iron curtain.

>>11493589
The vast majority of my diet variety is just canned chicken/tendies with different types of hot sauce.

>>11493617
i bet you love virgin permission

>>11496923
well done anon

>>11495750
kek I do this

>>11493589
Two days I ago I dumped fried cheese curds into mac and cheese and ate it. Tasted like the best heart attack of my life.

>>11512035
Virgins can't consent. Everyone's first time is rape.

>>11499193
Honestly? Good on that kid, honestly. A bit delusional as to be expected from childs, but his hearts in the right place.

>>11501607
Reddit spacing is actually a very clever way of making redditors out themselves.

Because "reddit spacing" was never actually a thing, when someone bitches about "reddit spacing", you know that in fact THEY'RE the redditor, and are just using the term in an attempt to fit in.

>>11506100
he's a fag tho so hes still trash

>>11506314
is it made from goblin meat?

When I eat pizza rolls I suck out the tomato/cheese mixture, and leave the husks on the side. When I've sucked out all the liquid cheese and tomato sauce from my pizza rolls, I eat the regular pieces of fried dough.

>>11493589
Queen fucking sucks

>>11514681

>>11498881
Oh god same here but when I was low carbing I used Frank's red hot. Now I gotta have it.

I miss al/ck/ and this place is a boring memefest now.

>>11493589
I have never eaten anything except deviled ham spread as a snack and i think it's fucking delicious

I am Jack Scalifani.

Ate pizza with pinaple once. Please forgive me I really regret this.

I wasted a whole sirloin because I forgot to let it hit room temp before grilling it. I can't believe I don't have salmonella.

>>11493589
I put too much spice in fucking everything I make. People say I'm a good chef but I find most of what I do disgusting.

>>11494071
Nothing wrong with instant coffee. It's very affordable, sufficiently tasty, and provides the desired affects. i get roughly 50 cups worth of instant coffee for around $3.50 CAD, sometimes less. That's less than $3 USD, and I did the math like a year ago. My typical cup of coffee costs me roughly $0.35 CAD with the amount of milk I typically use and the amount of sugar I typically use.

Yes, I might be autistic. Or it could just be some kind of weird economics-based OCD because I'm obsessed with keeping my grocery bill as low as possible while still enjoying decent food.

>>11515140
I miss it too, anon...