/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11503008
fags arent food

>>11503008
>/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11503011
Neither are cigarettes

>>11503011
>>11503013
Where else do I put the thread

>>11503008
Do you hate God for making you retarded?

>>11503011
>>11503013
>>11503017
>>11503020
tobacco is a plant. plants can be food.
>>11503008
everything in moderation but smoking anything is pretty retarded

>>11503008
I know you know this already, but cigarettes are actually good for you! Smoke away anon!

>>11503008
>Beginner smoker here
What a fucking moron.

Have you been in a cave? You must be a 3rd worlder if you're smoking cigarettes, as only idiots still smoke that shit knowing what it does to you over time.

>>11503034
>t. happy faggot with a decent non-stressful living situation
Fuck off cunt. Any cook worth his salt is a smoker. It's the dishbitches who don't smoke.

>>11503008
Don't start

T. Mike Pompeo

>>11503027
then why dont you go and eat an whole tobacco you twat

>>11503027
I think its safe to say smoking is not eating or drinking.

>>11503027
So killing people in moderation is okay as long as I don't become a mass shooter?

No it’s really good for you!

>>11503062
You're eating the air that the tobacco produces.

>>11503027
>its ok I only abduct kids in moderation!

>>11503063
>>11503074
yes, natural selection.

>>11503075
That's not what natural selection is you brainlet.

>>11503008
>Is smoking really bad for you?
Yes, unless you smoke very rarely in which case it's still bad but not as bad as a daily smoker. Some people get genetically lucky and won't ever get cancer even though they're heavy smokers, but it still impairs your breathing and being addicted to nicotine isn't that fun either. If you really want to smoke, get a vape, it's easier on your lungs even though some people might think it makes you look like a homo.

>>11503087
Vaping is bad for you. Cigarettes literally aren't.

>>11503072
No, I'm breathing it. Not eating it.

>>11503027
Go eat some holly berries.

>>11503051
>eat an whole tobacco
What did you mean by this?

menthols are so good

>>11503045
cookfag here. that used to be the thing. where i work now they'll write you up if they catch you smoking cigs lol

>>11503126
Why is the world becoming pussified?

>>11503146
>Why is the world becoming pussified?

The "participation award generation" millenials have been mentally ruined by feel good parenting of the boomers.

Not everybody is a winner, but millenials don't even know how to complete in the game anymore.

I, for one, bow down to our Chinese overlords for the next century.

>>11503045
>this assblasted bong

Look at the research, the cancer scare is pretty overblown because it's like 20% more likely to get cancer after 70 if you are a chain smoker.
But it has other effects like aging and fucking up your teeth so I don't recommend it

>>11503158

>insects are going to rule the world 20 years from now
I guess A Bug's Life was actually a documentary all along, fucking Disney.

>>11503008
The thing is this might actually not be bit. It probably is, but there is still a considerable chance it isn't.
And that's really fucking fucked up because I personally know socially retarded people that start having a habit of smoking fucking cigarettes on purpose.
Reevaluate your life.
You're posting 'Redpill me on cigs' on a fucking chinese cartoon board and saying you're a 'beginner smoker'.
You know this is not the right way and that you're fucking up. Change your life.
Cigarettes are obviously fucking awful for you and you know it.

>>11503158
>>Why is the world becoming pussified?
The "world" hasn't.

The mass communications and entertainment community that presents the "world" has, and wants YOU to think their pussy ideologies are "normal".

They're not.

>>11503177
Some of the oldest living people smoked.

>>11503074
>moderation as applied to effects on health
>ABDUCTION, GENOCIDE, RAPE
Like clockwork

>>11503126
>>11503146
>>11503158
>>11503182
Yes goyim, keep sucking on those cancer sticks, it makes you look tougher!

>>11503194
Smoking increases testosterone.

>>11503045
>having time to smoke
Must be nice being in a baby kitchen. Just pop pills like a real cook

>>11503197
Steroids are probably better for you than smoking, why don’t you roid instead?

I started smoking 2 years ago, as a coping mechanism. It's not helping enough so I cut my arms nowadays. Wonder if I can get a prescription for some shit that would turn me into a vegetable? That'd be optimal

>>11503020
It goes on /b/ retarded faggot

>Beginner smoker here

why do I find this so funny

I'm a vegan and smoker and proud of it. Smoking helps my food cravings, & I'm not hurting anybody except myself so mind your own fucking business.

I've been smoking since I was 14 and ironically I ended up as a cook. Nothing like sneaking out during a lunch rush to smash down a cigarette.

>>11503087
>get a vape, it's easier on your lungs
mate, shut the fuck up

Enjoy your life long expensive nicotine addiction
Enjoy your habit that's harder to quit than heroin
Enjoy the literally 100s of pounds of lung phlegm you will cough up through out your life because of your cool expensive deadly habit.

>>11503020
Adv

If you smoke a pack a day, yeah in the long run it’ll fuck you up. I have 3-4 a day, and while my doctor wasn’t happy that I smoke at all, he said it wouldn’t do that much damage if I kept it to only a few a day.

>>11503730
Why do you want pulmonary fibrosis and copd, lol

>>11504091
It also depends on your height and genetics, anon.

>>11503008
yes. why would you even begin smoking in the first place? quit now
t.smoking for half my life

>>11503916
>harder to quit than heroin
Bullshit. I can go months without smoking after inhaling a pack.

>>11503008
My mind now automatically replace smoker with dick sucker, and all related word related to smoking into dick sucking.

>>11503008
>Is smoking really bad for you?
um, yeah, why would you ever start? Stop with this redneck shit

Any alternatives to this garbage for lighting cigarettes? The butane makes me gag from the bad tasting initial puffs and carrying matches is inconvenient since the wind extinguishes them
Considering a plasma lighter I just have to find one that isnt overpriced and doesn't look mouth fedora tier.

>>11504630
matches

>>11504630
If you are running butane and are tasting stuff clean out your lighter. it should be flavorless. torch lighters are nice but are a tad bulky. the thunderbird torch zippo insert is nice.

>>11503079
>is if they don't carry tho

>>11503008
Smoking is very bad for you. Don't smoke cigarettes.

Smoke a pipe a few times, then get some pipe cleaners and clean it out. That shit goes in your lungs. If you still want to smoke, keep smoking your pipe once in a while. Unfiltered, even, if you prefer. I can't imagine smoking all day every day.

I've never smoked a cig in my life but sometimes I get these strong urges to smoke one. Weirdest fucking thing. I even get dreams about smoking them from time to time.

it's the same people who say meat is bad for you that say not to smoke. I know many, many people who smoke and not one has died from it.

>>11503062
It's burning hence cooking

>>11504772
Thats a nice fiction to tell yourself, its definitely not only, or even primarily anti meat people tell you this. Its normal ass non-poor people telling you

>>11503045
>Any cook worth his salt willfully fucks up their mouth and nose
Haha, no

>>11503045
Dishwashers are usually stoned, so yes technically they do smoke

Started at 20 like a cringy little faggot like OP because I wanted to make my first big boy adult decision and talk to the girls at work who smoked. Such a dumb idea. 25 now and I recently hit one month smoke-free thanks to vaping. Feels good, man. Don't do it OP but if you are going to do it just be wary that the addiction sneaks up on you.

>>11503045
How do you expect to properly taste the food if you smoke?

It ruins your sense of taste and smell and makes you a worse cook

It also gives you erectile dysfunction

>>11503200
Unironically this.

>implying you're not baking a cigarette when you light it

>>11503376
Don't cut yourself for a shitty endorphin rush. Just do heroin.

>>11503008
Yes
>T. smoker

>>11505011
>and I recently hit one month smoke-free thanks to vaping
ok man whatever you say

>>11503008
>redpill me on cigs

Sure thing.

Stop smoking fags you fucking faggot.

>>11503008
>Is smoking really bad for you?

>>11503045
Tbqh if you aren't doing lines in-between plating each dish, you aren't a real cook

>>11503008
yes smoking is bad for you, and menthols are the most addictive
i quit after 8 years but only because i was tired of getting sick all the time and having severe health anxiety.
quitting meth was easier than quitting cigs imo

>>11504772
Wtf ill start smoking now

>>11503008
I have no problem with people intaking nicotine, it's smoking cigarettes that bothers me. Why willfully intake countless other chemicals if your goal is to intake nicotine? Get a juul if you like the act of smoking that much

>>11503008
>Is smoking really bad for you?
Yes, you silly anon.
t. Cigar smoker

>>11503013
>/ck/ - Anything but Wine (seriously, you're fucking done if you mention that shit kiddo)

>>11506453
How is that remotely unbelievable? Vaping is a very popular smoking cessation aide. The NHS even supports it and prisoners are offered vapes instead of smoking kits now.

>>11503008
>I've been smoking menthols
That's a good way to get addicted early.

I smoke, but I'm also vegan like most of my buddies. I figure I'll live an average lifespan. It'll even out somehow.

>>11503020
/r9k/ if you are depressed
/pol/ if you believe smoking is a non-kike industry
/adv/ if you need "advice" smoking
/po/ if you wanna roll your own
/biz/ if you do it to cope with financial stress
/a/ if you want to cosplay as smoking characters
/b/ if you want to get trolled
/ck/ if you eat cigarettes

I hope this helps,

>>11503008
daily fact: germans were to first discover cigarettes are bad for your health

>>11507695
Krauts also invented methamphetamine, I don't know what this is supposed to mean.

>>11504757
It happens.
Both parents and both grandmothers died from cancer or heart disease. All of them smoked like chimneys. Even still, every winter I get the urge to take pipe-smoking.

Just smoke when you drink. Unless your job is extremely stressful or physically demanding, all you will get out of smoking is headaches, yellow teeth, sleepiness.
T. Someone who was hooked on smokes for years

>>11503008
I don't think you can understand how much of a bitch it is to die of or be disfigured by cancer since it is used as a cliche bogyman now. Watch some videos on it and stop smoking now before you legitimately ruin your life over a bit of a buzz.

>>11507698
Based tweakerkrauts

>>11505011
>vaping isn't smoking
That shit is way more addictive. You get to convince yourself it's not bad since "it's just vegetable glycerine and nicotine" while you pull 3x your old daily nicotine absent-mindedly.

>>11503020
>>/fit/

>>11508519
nicotine is good for you, bud.

>>11508795
I recall a study that claimed that nicotine use both delayed the onset and slowed the progression of Alzheimer's, but I can't remember where I saw it.

We really should just ask Hiro to make a ruling on if tobacco goes on /ck/ or not

>>11509112
I doubt so, consuming and food/cooking are different things

Smoked for about 40 years and wanted to quit.
Well... All that smoking helped plaque to build up in the arteries of my heart until one day, POP! I had me a nice myocardial infarction that fucked up my heart so badly that now I need a heart transplant. So no, don't smoke, ok?

Smoking is deadly, 1 puff = 1 cancer.

>>11503008
is this 1995 or something? quit smoking right now you idiot. I smoked for 5 years and it became more of a chore unless I am drinking or high. I smoked only camel wides (regular) and camel lights

>you will never be a new york businessman in 1910 who smokes a cigarette with every meal

Obviously cigarettes aren't good for you. That being said, compare the rates of smoking related deaths between Americans and Europeans. More people per capita smoke cigs in Europe, but smoking related deaths are far rarer in Europe than in America even with population differences taken into account. Problem is probably that Americans are more likely to have sedentary lifestyles and make poor diet choices which makes the effects of smoking worse. If you want to smoke cigs and decrease your chances of dying because of them, just be active and eat healthy. It literally works for Europeans

the marlboro man died from lung cancer. what do you think op?

>>11503008
Don't do it. In just a few years it'll become a nasty routine which isn't even enjoyable. It's expensive and will only get worse, completely fucks your cardio and physical endurance unless you're very active and dulls your sense of smell and taste on top of makimg your mouth feel like a dried-out, halitosis-ridden ashtray. Coughing and hacking up phlegm will become a constant. Trying to kick the habit is tough, especially if you have something stressful going on in your life (which you'll nearly always have) which will just make you less focused or equipped and too anxiety-ridden to deal with it well, on top of you feeling like shit with neverending cravings.

t. heavy smoker for the past 7 years

My mother and her two parents died from cancers that were likely caused by their excessive smoking. I think the attraction to nicotine is genetic. I've been smoking cigars on and off every month or so, now I bought my first pack of cigarettes. Smoked two so far and really liked them. I feel like it's about the frequency of smoking. I don't even know why I'm posting this. I guess I have no one to tell this to.

>>11503008
cigarettes are pretty based

>>11503008
Its hella cool and lung cancer is fun.

>>11503008
>im going to ignore the thousands of studies by every nation on the earth and instead ask the food board on 4chan

keep smoking so you will die faster OP

>>11504091
>trusting doctors
topkek

>>11514182
>trusting anyone on this plane of existence ever

transcendent noob

i smoke often enough that my fingers are discolored from the tar. nothing other than flat out quitting seems to get rid of it. not that i can't live with it but it's breddy gross.

>>11503008
you already know they are bad anon, you are just a retard

>>11514232
I like the smell of my nicotine stained fingers.
smellsgoodman