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chug it

Minestrone, pasta e fagioli, or some other kind of tomato-rich soup/stew.

Mix it with tomato paste and get tomato sauce

>>11490745
Tomato paste is just thickened puree

>>11490744
>pasta e fagioli
lol I thought you were just being rude for a second.

>>11490731
>heat saute pan over high heat with a small amount of olive oil
>pour in about a cup or two of puree, just enough to cover the bottom of the pan by about a quarter inch, shake to distribute, DO NOT STIR, cover it for a minute if it's splattering
>after it's settled a bit, sprinkle a healthy pinch of salt, a bit of red pepper flakes, and a bit of black pepper over the top without stirring
>continue to cook without stirring until the liquid has cooked off, right before it starts to burn
>add another two cups of puree and several diced garlic cloves, stir to combine
>repeat process of cooking without stirring until the liquid is cooked off again
>add diced onion, maybe a bit more salt, stir briefly, then let the moisture from the onions re hydrate the mixture, then let it dry again
>at this point the mixture should be more brown than red and have a really deep, rich flavor
>add the rest of the tomato puree, some red wine, some nice chicken stock if you have it, and some thyme, oregano, dried basil, bay leaf, stir it, boil it, cover it, drop the heat to low, cook it for like half an hour

if you wanna do it as a meat sauce, cook sausage or ground beef in the pan, remove it, and use the fat in place of the olive oil in the first step, then add it back at the last step.

>>11490765
No it's good. I just made some recently. I only used some tomato paste though

>>11490731
Pasta sauce

Put it in your ass then tell your mom your butt hole is bleeding

Empty it out and give a presentation on it.

>>11490731
Take it to school now it’s near Xmas. Put it in an oversized Santa present sock and walk up the the cunt you hate most.
Be sure to have a massive smile as you approach.
Make eye contact.
Reach out in a gesture that you want to give it to him.
Now here is where it gets fun....
As he reaches out with a confused face to accept your gift, smile even harder.
At this point you have two options:
1) fall to the ground and start making snow angels. (Snow is not necessarily required, it is the action that is important).
or
2) Swing that motherfucking Santa sock the way your dad swings at your mom when he comes home drunk. Swing that fucker and collect that cunt you hate right in the mouth.
Now if you have done it right, he will have lost a good 8 to 10 teeth from the initial blow and is now unconscious.
Don’t stop there however. Continue to swing at his head with the same tard like strength. Cave his head in and laugh in glee as each blow distorts his face more and more until only blood DNA will be able to determine who this mash of hair, pieces of skull, brain jelly and the rest of the bloody mess belongs to.

>>11490744
>Minestrone
gay

>>11491889
It’s not that bad.

>>11490731
Add some onions and Parmesan and make a smoothie in the blender. Put it in a wine glass and walk around at parties saying things like “fogetaboutit” and “that’s a spicy meatball!”

>>11490731
shrimp creole

>>11490731
cook it down with sugar, basil, oregano, and salt and make some pizza sauce. maybe some tomato paste if youre lazy. use it to make pizza