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"""'Sandwich Artist"'""

>> No.11487036

>>11487030
it’s beautiful, bruh. ;_:

>> No.11487047
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11487047

>>11487030
Hand-crafted for me, personally.

I'm glad to be able to enjoy such taste at my leisure.

>> No.11487064
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11487064

"""mixologist"""

>> No.11487101

What do yall goyim get on your subway sammich?
For me, it's a footlong club on honey oat with deluxe meat, provolone cheese, untoasted. For veggies, I do lettuce, extra onions and jalapenos, banana peppers, cucumbers, tomatoes, and green bell peppers. Top it all off with extra mayo, extra oil and vinegar, and some additional oil and vinegar packets on the side. When I get home I douse the sammich with all that O&V, let it sit in the fridge for a few hours to let it soak, then tear into that gooey deliciousness. I suggest it highly if you're feeling particularly decadent. Too bad subway is way too fucking overpriced noowadays and the sandwich comes out to 10 and some change. I need my 5 dollar footlong back, brahs

>> No.11487105

>>11487101
italian bmt, swiss cheese, toasted with tomato lettuce onion olive oil and red wine vinegar. i'm a simple man.

>> No.11487130

>>11487101
Spicy italian, triple meat triple triangle cheese, no veggies, no sauce

>> No.11487356

why is he wearing gloves? can't employees wash their hands?

>> No.11487717

>>11487356
americans sperg out if theres no gloves

>> No.11487719

>>11487356
>why is he wearing gloves?
A law, probably.

>>11487717
This american fucking hates gloves. Where is your god now?

>> No.11487724

>>11487101
i went to subway for the first time a couple weeks ago
made the mistake of not getting cheese

>> No.11487725

>>11487101
Sounds disgusting, don't come near me creep.
>>11487356
They must go through 100 pairs of gloves a day, especially when there's only one person and he has to constantly go back and forth between handling money and handling food.

>> No.11487727

I hate how the lettuce tastes at subway

>> No.11487766
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11487766

do amerifats really consider sandwich making the highest art form in existence?

>> No.11487770

>>11487727
>lettuce
>having taste

?

>> No.11487778

>>11487770
shoe

>> No.11487796
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>>11487778
thats only for burger king dear

>> No.11489087

>>11487727
>>11487796
both bk and subway have the worst lettuce in the fast food game

>> No.11489092

>>11487766
Depends, are burgers a sandwich?

>> No.11489101

>>11487101
>eating veggies

Yuck. Meatball marinara is the best.

>> No.11489121

>>11487101
Meatball
Wheat
Add bacon and pepperoni
Provalone
Toasted
Bell peppers
Olives
Parmesan
Salt n pepper

>> No.11489127

>>11487727
It's literally just filler. Iceberg lettuce is only on everything to pad it out.

>> No.11489263
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>>11487030
I can't understand why Subway has an executive chef. Their food is just different combinations of a couple breads, a few deli meats, vegetables, and condiments that the customer mostly determines on their own. Even McDonalds has far more justification for maintaining an executive chef than Subway. Why pay this guy an executive salary just to very rarely add brilliant idea menu item like "turkey and ham" or "balogna and cheese?"

>> No.11489278

>>11487727
Who the fuck asks for lettuce? Lettuce isn't even a food, it's an almost zero calorie pile of indigestible cellulose that's used by restaurants to help reduce the amount of actual ingredients they need to give you.

>> No.11489295

>>11489278
Good lettuce is amazing. Subway lettuce isn't.

>> No.11489315

>>11489295
>amazing
No. It's literally just a meat rationing technique and barely a step above sub-saharan africans eating pies made out of literal mud. Should be banned desu. We have enough meat in modern times, it isn't necessary anymore.

>> No.11489343

>>11489315
>i don't like it
>therefore its bad
Nah, I love lettuce, especially shredded lettuce. It really had something, I consider it almost as essential as tomato to a sandwich

>> No.11489373

>>11489315
Again, try some lettuce besides iceberg.

>> No.11489375

>>11489343
All vegetables are wastes of time for a sandwich, although tomato at least has some substance to it. If given the choice it's always preferable to load up on meat with a sandwich so you're eating real food and not cellulose that's just going to pass through a human GI tract like grass or dirt would.

>> No.11489385

>>11489373
Yes, I'm sure you can find some dirt that's flavored to taste better than other dirt. It's still a garbage ingredient.

>> No.11489428

>>11489385
Except no dirt is going to taste good. You've tried the worst lettuce and decided all of it is bad.

>> No.11489610

>>11487727
You mean lootwice?

>> No.11489637
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11489637

>>11487030
The Subway Virgin Sandwich Autist vs the Chad Quizno's Sandwich Artisan

>> No.11489650

>>11487101
Chicken bacon ranch, toasted on Italian herb and cheese. With a little bit of lettuce, tomato, sweet onion, and mayo.

Pretty much my go-to.

>> No.11489664

>>11489385
>being this contrarian

Here's your (You), r*dd*tor.

>> No.11489676

>>11487725
Ironically I've seen people not change their gloves frequently and think that because they are wearing them everything is clean

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>>11489121

>> No.11489818

>>11487130
>triple meat triple triangle cheese, no veggies

Happy 12th birthday.

>> No.11489831

>>11489676
>Ironically I've seen people not change their gloves frequently

Intredasting. I've unironically seen people change their gloves infrequently.

>> No.11489839

>>11487727
Ask for spinach instead. Their spinach is good and fresh. Yeah, their lettuce is garbage.

>> No.11489880

I hate subway. Just give me some sandwich on the menu and don't ask me about every fucking ingredient.

>> No.11489972

>>11487047
LMAO you don't work!! Comfy sandwich!!

>> No.11489988

>>11489880
>don't ask me about every fucking ingredient.
Um, they don't.

>> No.11489992

>>11489972
Wow... calm down kid, this isn't nearly as funny as you are pretending it to be.

>> No.11489994
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11489994

quiznos is better

>> No.11489995

>>11489988
Yeah they do, first I have to ask them what kind of bread they want. Then I have to ask what they actually want on it.

>> No.11490009

>>11489994
Post the original.

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11490400

>>11487030
There is but one submarine sandwich king, and it is purchased where shopping is a pleasure.