/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Nah he's pretty cool. He makes bank getting to do outlandish shit with steaks, I would love that

>>11485621
>ODs at your food

If you watch his cooking he's actually pretty shitty at it.

>>11485633
I bet you also like Babish you bitch kys yourself

>>11485621
lel

>>11485656
Early babish videos were pretty fun.

>>11485610
Who honestly gives a shit about this guy?I bet his steaks arent all that great and people probably come to his place for the meme but there is a fucking load more shit to get pissy about before even worrying about a guy who salts steak a certain way.

>>11485656
I do but I recognize it's a trend cooking show and hes not a chef, he fucks up pretty often and it shows. How autistic do you have to be to not accept every YouTube cook isnt a chef or even a good cook?

>>11485610
He entertains brutal dictators like Mudaro of Venezuela, who is starving his people.

he's an innovator no one can deny that

>>11485779
Based

>>11485641
Pibe could snort a ton of coke and would never OD.

>>11485610
Only Reddit seethes at him

>>11485966
Based.
(I am the guy who posted this, I just know I'm based)

>>11485610
He's actually a better cook than anyone on /ck/, probably better than most cooks in america too plus he's pretty darn cool.

>>11485971
based

>>11485994
He's a good showman but not at all a good cook.
Even the vapid celebrities he lures to his restaurants admit the food is shite.

>>11485999
If he's so shit then why don't you open up a restaurant.

You know that Salt Bae absolutely slays the pussy and it drives you mad.

>>11486003
>criticizes someone
>suddenly HAVE to do their occupation showing them you're better
>garbage man leaves a bit of trash from pickup
>fuck now I gotta quit my job and become a garbage man for several months proving I'm better
>power goes out in your city for several minutes
>good fucking grief quit the garbage man job and go get a job at the utilities plant, studying turbine technology so you can start up a competing power plant that supplies power to the city
>too much mayo on your chicken sandwich
>quit the power plant scheme and become closing manager of the Wendy's and fire the employee responsible for the mayo incident
Sounds exhausting

>>11486023
Ok then name 10 chefs in the US better than him without looking any up

>>11486003
I have a career in a different field already, anon.

>>11486028
>someone points out flaw in your retort
>demand they list 10 things that vaguely tie into the topic
>boss says your late
>demand him to name 10 other dates and arrival times you were late without him having to look them up
>friend tells you that you are stinky
>demand that they list out 10 distinct smells that are wafting from you without looking them up
>police officer pulls you over for speeding
>demand that he explains exactly how his radar detector works without looking it up
You are creepy lol

>>11486046
You're the creep. You can't let a talented person succeed without hating on them

>>11485771
>I do
kys yourself

>>11485779
the first rule of controlling people is to consolidate the economy.

Stalin starved millions, Mao starved millions. You have to drive the populous to dependency of a central power. The trick is to have charismatic 'character' to persuade the people that their hardships are due to the 'enemy' and they must persevere and fight the struggle.

>>11485621
that dude looks like he's blasting rope

>>11486129
Orange man bad though

>>11486274
He's done more than Black Jesus though.
Although that's not hard.

>>11486274
Orange man is very bad for those who want to rule & control all of us.

>>11485750
Fucking lol

>>11486046
>>11486023
Omfg rekt lol.

>>11486023
>>11486046
kek

>>11485610
I legitimately didn't know who this guy was until my comic animes started doing the pose everywhere. I had to learn about him through a TL.

>>11486326
Your mom's an orange man

>>11486274
>implying under orange man the midwest STILL isn't dying of opiates, lack of development and starvation

Y'all ain't ready for the coming war

>>11486967

>>11485610
more like sothe, Salt bae is based as fuck

>>11485779
>mudaro
Don't you mean motaro?

>>11486224
>that dude
>every time this webm is posted nobody on /ck/ recognizes Maradona
Still blows my mind

>>11485999
>He's a good showman
No he's not. That's the most annoying thing about it. He's a totally ridiculous poser and all you fucking morons are falling for it. B-b-but he makes tons of money.. yeah, cause you guys are dumb as shit.

>>11485621
So this guy is on coke right here, right?

>>11485610
i don't blame this guy for being a douche...i simply hate the dumbasses who pay attention to him.

>>11487051
Gee I sure wonder if that's because the purpose of this board is something completely unrelated to him

>>11487051

>>11487051
This is the old folks board, idiot. Everybody here knows Maradona. We're just having a laugh.
We know he makes those faces because of the bucket of coke he has in his nose.

>>11487280
>B-b-but he makes tons of money.. yeah, cause you guys are dumb as shit.
I didn't realize most people on /ck/ traveled to his restaurant, what a posh crowd.

>>11485610
I like this guy though! His webms make me happy. Really hate babish and that fat girl who cooked skittles though

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-02-01/salt-bae-nusr-et-review-new-york-s-most-controversial-steakhouse

His food is apparently shit according to Google. Still respect his social media marketing hustle.

>>11485779
>who is starving his people
Starving beaners to death. What a good man. He deserves all the steak he can eat

>>11488275
It's the new Jiroposting desu

>>11486274
>building a wall to keep them out
>implying it's not a wall to keep you in

>>11486320
What has he done?

>>11485610
He makes me so salty.

ps. I'm a steak.

>>11488563
>building a wall to keep people from going to a shithole country

>>11488596

>>11486046
jokes aside, the boss one is actually a good strategy to cover your ass

>>11488613
Is it really? Most places have that stuff logged and I don't think you can get out of being in trouble because your boss doesn't remember all the times you've been late off the top of their head.