/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11473016
Enough bullets for all of them.

>>11473016
>I've learned that one of my vegan friends doesn't like mushrooms
where do you even find """" people """" like this?

>>11473016
>one of my vegan friends doesn't like mushrooms
beggars can't be choosers, neither can retards

Do they dislike all kinds of mushrooms?

Perhaps there is a mushroom that they would like

>>11473016
why should the minority dictate what the majority eats? tell those couple of fags to eat a wedge salad or something

eat some lettuce you fuckin nerd

>>11473029
>>11473032
it's childish and embarrassing, I agree
>>11473033
it's a texture thing I think, so that covers pretty much all of them as far as I know
>>11473039
we're having a smoked turkey, don't worry. this would be in addition

>>11473024
haha it's funny because vegans suck, truly le epic, my friend

>>11473039
>Da majoraty should decide what da menu is!!!
Can you tell us what you think a “potluck” is? I’m genuinely curious.

Make an Indian or Mediterranean dish. Those places do vegetarianism/veganism right. You'll never be able to compete with an actual turkey using a fake turkey etc.

>>11473080
Sounds like some faggy coastal thing.

stuffed pumpkin
instead of a turkey a pumkin

>>11473224
this desu senpai
or perhaps Ethiopian, as tzatziki isnt vegan and lots of Indian dishes (especially north Indian) require cream or yogurt

>>11473224
This is a good idea. Maybe make them fatayer or something

>>11473016
replace the mushrooms with something else.

I didn't even bother to look at the recipe but learn to make seitan out of Vital Wheat Gluten. It's extremely versatile to make mock meats and such.

>>11473224
The problem is, even Indians would probably stuff a lamb for a celebration
Yeah sure he could make a lentil curry or something but that wouldn't be appropriate for the occasion
Same with Mediterranean, the vegan dishes there are meant for the Lent and are thus very humble, a greek or italian family would probably roast a lamb or a pig for a celebration

>>11473016
This year I'm trying this:
https://skillet.lifehacker.com/how-to-make-a-vegan-roast-youll-actually-want-to-eat-1830335306

Might try a test run this weekend.

iceberg lettuce and asbestos particulate

>>11473070
This, but unironically.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tSfgIa_hG0

Try this or a tofu noodle dish idk.

>>11474147
>The problem is, even Indians would probably stuff a lamb for a celebration
The Indians that are full-time vegetarians (as opposed to just during religious festivals) definitely wouldn't do that.
It's mostly by province, some provinces are completely vegetarian and the whole cuisine from there is meat free.

>>11474461
Asbestos wouldn't do fuck all if you ingested it moron, you have to inhale it.

>>11473016
how about you just go starve fag

I'm a meat-eater, myself, and have some vegan friends who are coming over for Thanksgiving. My go-to, vegan-friendly alternative is uninviting them.

Get better friends.

>>11473016
white rice, carrot sticks

>>11473309
>Potluck
>Coastal
Found the fake American.

BUNCH OF BREAD AND CIRCUS ADDLED GARBOVORES... GRAIN-STUFFED SHEEPLE... I CAN SMELL YOUR ROTTING PLANT STINK THROUGH THE GODDAMN SCREEN WITH MY ENHANCED CARNIVOROUS SENSES. IT'S SLIGHTLY AGGRAVATING.

Basically, I'm a lean mean redpilling machine with efficient keto/gluconeogenic zero carb metabolism and YOU'RE A BRAINWASHED POOP FACTORY. IT MAKES ME SICK. HERE I AM WAVING THE CURE FOR CANCER RIGHT IN YOUR STUPID FUCKING FACES AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS STARE WIDE EYED AND OPEN MOUTHED SUCKLING BIOLOGICALLY WEAPONIZED CARBAGE FROM THE JUDAIC CORPORATE TEAT. FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR ANTI-LIFE PROPAGANDA. I AM MARGINALLY PERTURBED.

E D U C A T E
Y O U R S E L F

meatheals.com
justmeat.co
zerocarbhealth.com
https://www.westonaprice.org/health-topics/traditional-diets/guts-and-grease-the-diet-of-native-americans/

WHY CAN'T THIS STUPID SHITTY BOARD MAKE A U S E F U L MEME LIKE CARNIVORY STICK? WHY DO WE NEED TO HAVE MONSTER ENERGY AND MCCHICKENS AND VEGANISM? FUCK YOUR COPYPASTA. I BRING THE MEAT.

I need a steak... Fuck this shit... I'm OUT.

>>11473016
make vegan haggis with neeps and tatties

>>11473338
this but with a roasted butternut squash with thyme and garlic in the roasting dish to flavor the oil and sage and onion stuffing served with a red wine reduction

>>11473016
This is supposed to be pretty good but apparently some people have allergic reactions to it because it's made from a kind of fungus

>>11473016
Ask them politely but firmly to leave.

If they don’t want to eat a traidtional MURICA dinner, they can make their own damn food.

>>11473016
I make it a point to not go out of my way to help retards with their meme diets. If they can't figure it out fuck em. My wife and I got married and didn't even provide a vegetarian option. Fuck em.

>>11473016
>I'm going to a thanksgiving potluck where a couple of vegans will be present
why don't you just let the vegans bring their own vegan stuff to the potluck? they always do, especially the really fucking annoying ones who try to convert people. its not your responsibility to cater to them, same as its not their responsibility to cook a burger for you if you go to one of their vegan events.

>>11473016
You're seriously overthinking this. It's a potluck. Fuck the vegans. Just bring what you like to eat. They'll bring what they like/can eat.

>>11477356
You need to be prepared for the possibility that no one else brings anything.

>>11473016
Just bring a chunk of tofu and a carton of soy 'milk.' Then listen to them gloat about how much better they are than you for the next five hours.

>>11478194
Gayest excuse ever
>potluck
>possibility that no one else brings anything

B-but muh veganfreindz

Veggie Turducken, or as it is commonly known: the veggieducken.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WIaUm-Go0k

>>11473016
I think it should be a rule, that if you are vegan, you should have to like mushrooms. In fact, you should eat any vegetable, period. But especially mushrooms.

Now I, personally, hate mushrooms, which is why I could never become a vegan. But if you already are, you have no right to complain.

Hot for food has good vegan Thanksgiving food that normies would love.

>>11473016
iceberg lettuce

>>11473033
Yeah death caps

>>11473016
Celebration roast isn't completely awful.

>I'm going to a thanksgiving potluck where a couple of vegans will be present

I see the problems, and I assume you know both of their names.

>>11480122
Mmmmmmm....hot lettuce casserole.....makes my mouth water!

>>11473016
>Thanksgiving alternatives to turkey

Sounds like a recipe for family misery and they never let you live it down.

>>11473024
>>>11473016 (OP)
>Enough bullets for all of them.
Triggered

>>11473016
Make the stuffing the centerpiece instead?

>>11473029
Mushrooms are objectively evil.

>>11473016
Large Bean burritos. You could shape them like a turkey breast. Add spices lettuce, avacado, a pickled vegetable, ect.

Daily reminder that if you can only cook for yourself then you cannot cook.

I'm not vegan, but I can still cook tasty vegan options. I'm not celiac, but I can still cook gluten-free. I'm not allergic to nuts, but can still cook without them.

If you cannot do this, then you are not a cook.

>>11473016
How vegan are they? Do you have to scrutinize every ingredient, or use only that which you know was raised without the use of any sort of animal products (even fertilizer - yes, I have known some vegans like that), or can you just assume that soy sauce, wine, and generally all meat, honey, and dairy free products are good to go? I'm making a couple dishes that will have a vegan option in case the one crazy in the family shows up, and I've cooked for a vegetarian restaurant with a lot of vegan customers.

>>11482366
>chefs in india aren't cooks because they can't cook meat
flawless logic

>>11473016

Regular turkey, white meat only, blended with vegan fake meat.

>>11480807
>half of these are just bland-ass fake meat
It's like you want OP to be laughed at

>>11482942
>cannot follow basic logic

It's not about cooking certain ingredients. It's about being able to cook WITHOUT certain ingredients. Without your staples.

>Vegan whole turkey

How is it
How is it fake

>>11483683
>cooking meat as a vegetarian chef is somehow not equivalent to "cooking WITHOUT certain ingredients"
i'll stop replying to your terrible bait now

>>11483725
It's not equivalent.

Some people feel a moral duty to avoid meat and you should be able to adapt to that. Nobody has a moral duty to eat a certain food.

>>11483914
>Nobody has a moral duty to eat a certain food.
literally and factually incorrect
go eat some animal protein before your brain continues to shrivel

>>11473016
FRIENDLY REMINDER
THAT MUSHROOMS
ARE NOT VEGAN

Fungi are more closely related to animals than plants, we are descended from fungi, fungi have hive-mind type intelligence (LOOK UP THE JAPANESE MUSHROOM SUBWAY EXPERIMENT), mushrooms are friends not food!

>>11483943
It's right though. Nobody has a moral duty to eat certain foods.

>>11483960
Mushrooms don't have a CNS, and so cannot suffer, so yes they are vegan. Any vegan would be fine eating mushrooms.

>>11482394
nah they're not that insane, and they actually might even eat honey? I'm not too sure about that one so probably safer to avoid

>>11484556
>>11482394
Go to on vegan is just no animal products. It really is that easy. If your soy sauce has fish in it then it's not vegan. If it doesn't then it probably is. For wines, check barnivore.

>>11473016
Just don't include the vegan.

>>11473016
How about a platter instead of a single dish? Spiffy homemade hummus is a pleaser. You can throw in some greens while it's in the blender and use wine instead of water for extra flavor.

As a side pickled vegetables and flatbread.

Or, if they are especially picky, fried eggplant sticks / chunks. You can add whatever flavor you want to that and it can be arranged into whatever shape you want, for showmanship!

>>11484100
retard

just serve up a plate of lawn clippings and say Bon Appetite!

>>11484681
>peeling and orange

>>11473016
Tempeh with 5 different flavors of your choice

>>11485707
https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/ad-hominem

>>11473016
You could try stuffed squash, vegan mac and cheese, or baked potatoes with toppings

>Vegan sausage and pearl barley casserole
https://www.cauldronfoods.co.uk/recipes/vegan-sausage-and-pearl-barley-casserole

>>11473016
>making dinner for a bunch of people
>a couple vegans
Just make a turkey and bring a block of tofu for anyone who doesn't want turkey.

>>11486740
is the squash GMO free though? they have a concern with that. Also we cant have nuts because one if them has a nut allergy.

>>11486803
Make a stew with lentils (protein) and organic veg. Stick tamari and tomato puree in there for an umami taste and a bunch of herbs, probably Thyme. Serve it with some crusty bread rolls.

>>11483960
I looked up that experiment, and it smells like bullshit. The mushroom formation didn't really look like the subway system at all except in the sense that all the dots were connected to other dots, which they would have to be in order for the fungus to consume the food located there.