/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Actually, nevermind. I don't want your fucking help. You plebs are worthless.

>>11442933
make tie dye shirts

>>11442936
>>11442933
fuck you and fuck your turmeric, motherfucker.

Stop chopping them and take them back

>>11442933

I "accidentally" bought a trans hooker for an hour when I was in NYC. My wife never bought the "accidentally" part. And, I don't buy yours.

>>11442933
From the thumbnail I thought those were witchetty grubs.

>>11442938
Hey this legit sounds like a good idea.

>>11442933
Make a gold milk paste.

>>11442933
try out south east asian cuisines, they use this stuff a lot

I told you I didn't want your help, so stop fucking bumping. I would delete the thread but my phone won't let me.

>>11442959
i actually bought these thinking i needed it for tom yum but i dont
>>11442963
go away nerd

>>11442963
Have you tried making some curry OP?

>>11442963
bump

Save them for your honeymoon, OP. Turmeric has aphrodisiacal properties.

>>11442975
thai green curry and red curry, nothing with turmeric yet

>>11442985
If I had to choose thai would be my favorite. Indian curry is good, but that sweet and spicy from the coconut milk and chili paste cant be beat.

Bumping

>>11442989
thats my point, i made all my favorite thai curries then realized none of them called for turmeric

what am i supposed to do with this shit

>>11442984
i just chewed up a few roots and nothing happened

>>11443005
Golden milk paste. It has a lot of health benefits from what i've heard.

https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/258801/turmeric-golden-milk-with-turmeric-paste/

>>11443078
>https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/258801/turmeric-golden-milk-with-turmeric-paste/
i thought i was getting memed on but this might be good

>making Thai curry
Did you somehow mix this up with galangal? How on earth did you think turmeric goes in Thai curry lmao

>>11442933
sneak them into public washing machines
>>11442946
thought it was ginger, maybe

>>11443106
yea it was unlabeled and i had never seen galangal before so i got this. i ended up getting real galangal as well

Just grate/ microplane it and fry it with your other aromatics/add to curry pastes in basically any dish, it especially balances well against ginger.
Fresh turmeric is a totally innocuous flavour and it goes well in almost everything, it goes well in almost all curries.

Peel it by scrapping the skin with a pairing knife like ginger trying to take off as little as possible.

Watch out for stains.

And always use black pepper with it as that makes it more bioavailable.

Another nice thing to do is just make it with rice
>wash two cups of rice
>fry your microplaned/grated/minced turmeric in some butter/ghee in a small pot with a lid
>add rice
>mix with turmeric butter
>add 3 cups water or stock
>add star anise and cardomom if you want to be really fancy
>bring to boil
>reduce to lowest heat, with lid on, and simmer for 13 mins
>take off heat, put a towel over it, and leave it for another 13 mins.
>fluff with fork.

Just use them as a carrot substitute

>>11443106

It does go into yellow curry

>>11442933
I had turmeric tea at an Indian restaurant recently and it was pretty good. It's similar to ginger so it can be used in similar recipes.

>>11442947
P-p-put your dick in it

>>11442933
put in old horse ass ans sell them at younger price

>>11443078
i tried this recipe, it was really tasty but not really worth the hassle unless you quadrupled the quantities

>>11442933
>accidentally bought
Just tell the grocery clerk you got them by accident. I swear, you asocial halfwits would avoid your own shadows if you could.
I can imagine it now
>"Are you sure you need turmeric roots?"
>y-you too
>fistbump the person when they're handing you change and tell them to keep it

>>11442936
Based "Actually I don't need your help" poster

Ngl reminds me of heartbreak man

eat them

>>11445973
projection

>>11445973
>>"Are you sure you need turmeric roots?"
>>y-you too
>>fistbump the person when they're handing you change and tell them to keep it

>>11445973
i didnt realize i dont need them until several days afterwards

>>11446074
>>>11445973
>>>"Are you sure you need turmeric roots?"
>>>y-you too
>>>fistbump the person when they're handing you change and tell them to keep it