/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11414512
Fuck you

>>11414517
based fuck you poster

>>11414517
Mmm, maybe after we eat, lover~

>>11414512
>dry ass eggs
>dry ass spam
>dry ass unseasoned rice

Based white man

>>11414512
Huh? looks like a slop o shit

The really sad part is I would have seen this as a good meal even 2 years ago. But now I've seen the vegan light. Thanks pol. Thanks CK

>imitation spam
>overcooked eggs
>no shoyu, and not even sticky kine rice

You're doing it wrong.

>>11414512
Bro, why do you even offer to make breakfast if this is what you’re gonna make? C’mon I’ll take you out to a brunch spot ffs

>>11414547
>seasoning rice when spam is already salty AF

you alright?

>>11414552
fuck you

>>11414552
yes i cant wait to have a cold limp piece of lettuce for breakfast too

>>11414547
>spam
that is clearly treet.

>>11414608
Not soaking your low salt spam overnight

No act

>>11414547
>>spam
>>rice
"White".

>>11414552
Huh?

>>11414512
thanks, you're getting better.

>>11414512
looks great, if you've got some hot sauce handy this'll be amazing. thanks for breakfast.

>>11414512
ayyy mahalo bruddah

>>11414512
OP are you Hawaiian?

>>11414836
see>>11414567

>>11414840
I'm just saying, OP's pic is mcdonalds breakfast in Hawaii.

>>11414844
And I'm just saying, Mcdonald's uses spam, sticky rice, gives you soy sauce for the rice, and typically doesn't overcook their eggs.

>>11414853

>>11414853
Sticky rice and overcooked eggs are personal preferences. The overall meal is influenced by Hawaii. Similar to a carne asada taco without salsa and overcooked meat. Still mexican cuisine.

>>11414512
thanks

I'm surprised you got up and cooked after that ass pounding I gave you last night. Anyways thanks but gtfo of my house

>>11414853
This is absolutely true. I've been to Hawaii before and I tried the mcdonald's there for shits and giggles and I was pleasantly surprised. It was the best thing I had there because actual Hawaiian """""cuisine""""" is awful

>>11414882
I was going to agree with you about MD's Hawaiian regional items being pretty good despite hating everything else they have, but then you had to go and talk shit about Hawaiian cuisine.

>>11414905
Name a single Hawaiian dish that won't give you the runs.

>>11414971
That's not even a stereotype about Hawaiian food. If you're going to criticize it at least say something true like how it's heavy on the carbs and most things are super salty, like you.

>>11414984
I couldn't help but notice you didn't name a single dish.

>>11414512
Thanks buddy, where's the brown gravy for this bad boy?

>>11414984
No the guy you are arguing with but what are some of your favorite authentic Hawaiian dishes? I'm in the mood to try something new.

>>11415011
You want me to name every Hawaiian dish? Just look it up. The one thing I never liked was poi, but that's not going to give you the runs either.

>>11415020
Laulau was always my favorite, though I also really like squid luau. The taro leaves give a pretty distinct flavor which you might not think much of if you didn't grow up with, but for me it's what screams Hawaii.

>>11415037
hmmm taro leaves are something I don't think i've ever come across. Going to do some research on where to find them because laulau sounds pretty good. Thanks!

>>11414550
Based.

>>11414512
Thanks fren! All I need is a piece of nori and I can have some awesome spam mabushi

>>11414512
OP are you Filipino?

>>11414512
Is that fucking rice?

>>11415051
The ti leaves it's all cooked in are very important as well.

>>11414853
My friend Jenai, her Dad is the one that got McDonald’s to allow them to be the first McDonald’s to offer local items on the menu.

>>11415137
I was looking at the recipe and didn't look all the way down where it mentioned ti/banana leaves. I'll try some local asian markets that tend to have exotic ingredients.

>>11415159
Neat. I know they were the first location to offer local menu items, but I still think that their saimin is one of the best things McDonald's makes (not that it compares to saimin from a real saimin shop, but for McD's it's pretty good.

>>11415166
You should be able to find banana leaves in the freezer section at pretty much any Asian grocery store, but it's really not the same as ti leaves, which are kind of a big deal in traditional Hawaiian culture (that's what the "grass" skirts are made from).

>>11414512
looks good senpai, thanks

>>11414512
your gravy looks a little dry

>>11414512

Who are you trying to kill op?

>>11415173
>ou should be able to find banana leaves in the freezer section at pretty much any Asian grocery store
Honestly this would've been the last place I would've checked to find them. Thanks for the heads up. I think I might be able to find them, but I'd have to travel quite a bit to get them.

>>11414552

You are right.

Vegans taste great.

>>11415037
Brings back Memories... I bumped into Uncle George Naʻope going into Ono Hawai’ian Food, he need laulau... that was just before he passed.

>>11414512
>undercooked spam
>overcooked eggs
>plain rice

eh, I wouldn't want to be rude and decline, but step it up anon

>>11415037
Meant to also mention huli huli chicken, but that's not something you're really going to find on the mainland. If you're in Hawaii and see smoke coming across the road it's either a huli huli chicken stand or somebody burning garbage. I also love ahi poke, but haven't seen anything really authentic on the mainland, despite it being a huge fad food right now.

>>11415037
>You want me to name every Hawaiian dish?

You were asked to name one(1).

>>11415292
I named two in that post, dum dum.

>>11415292
did you mean one (2)?

>>11414512
Looks like traditional Japanese breakfast

Bake some ‘Ulu in the oven and dip it in mustard, it tastes like soft pretzels.

>>11415179
A real man's breakfast

>>11414512
Thanks but I don't much care for spam because when I first tried it I got violent diarrhoea that had me on and off the toilet for hours expelling waste even when I had nothing left to give praying for relief nearly on the verge of tears, but thanks anyways :)

>>11414512
The US is so powerful, we convinced Hawaiians that spam was actually good

>>11414512
Four slices of spam?
Dude, your sodium levels are going to be off the charts.

>>11415663
An entire can has ~120% of your daily sodium. Way less if you get the "light" or "slim" kinds. And you can easily get that many slices of that thickness from a quarter can or less.

t. SPAM eater.

Thanks friend I appreciate you taking the time to make a meal for me

>>11415712
You're welcome, friend. I appreciate your friendship.

>>11414547
More like flip

>>11414552
based /pol/eddit moron

>fried spam
mmm carcinogens

>>11416269