/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Grow up.

>>11380111
>tfw no gf

>>11380111
Ask her to fart in your mouth.

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Waste of trips. Mods please get rid of this thread

Imagine sneaking up behind her with two steak knives and just stabbing her butt cheeks over and over while she kicks and laughs

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>>11380111
Tell her,
I want a lady in the street but a pajeet in the sheets. Works everytime

>>11380144
This. Mods please delete this gay shit, we could be having a Brad thread instead.

>>11380111
be a man and suck them out yourself

>>11380125
This. I'm in my 40s and my wife farts in my mouth every day.

>>11380144
>>11380760
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>pic of anons gf looking for jamal jr's dad

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