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>find out work is taking me to North Dakota for much of the coming winter
>Use it as excuse to fuel up on complete fatass food because of "muh natural warming layer"
Stay mad tropicucks.

>> No.11379142

>lost 120lbs in the past year
>get chilly like a woman and need to bundle up like some tremendous boy molesting fruit
I miss being bearmode.

>> No.11379143

>>11379136
>wanting to be a fat fuck
Aside from fetish reasons, why would anyone do that?

>> No.11379149

>>11379142
Nothing wrong with being the girl sometimes.

>> No.11379150

>>11379143
It honestly makes a big difference in cold areas.

>> No.11379168

>>11379150
Yeah, but making your body disgusting so you don't have to dress warmer seems like an overkill

>> No.11379172

>>11379168
You save on clothes and can use that money to buy the medication you now need to stay alive.

>> No.11379174

why cant Americlaps get creative with their state names?
>North Dakota
>South Dakota
>North Carolina
>South Carolina
>New Mexico
>West Virginia

>> No.11379196

>>11379150
>>11379172
Just learn how to layer your clothes you absolute dumb fuck. Silkies and waffles are ultimate comfy.

>> No.11379197

>>11379168
OP here. I don't ever get too out of sorts but i work semi-outdoors in a physical job so I'm never gonna be just grotesquely out of shape. Plus i lose really easy thankfully.
>>11379174
I'm sure we could but manifest destiny ended long ago. Plus in comparison to Europe we have a metric (or "standard" as we measure) fuckton of land, most of which is just farm fields with the occasional lake or hill. It's too much to all distinctly name and too boring to warrant it anyway.

>> No.11379198

i lose weight in the winter

>> No.11379199

>>11379174
>east germany
>west germany
>northern ireland
>north korea
>south korea
>new guinea
Why can't/couldn't these countries name themselves something respectable instead of clinging to their own former glories?
>northwest territories
>some fucking seal clubber name
Canadians are even worse.

>> No.11379202

>>11379196
OP again. I do but that shit gets nasty when you sweat at work despite the temp. Plus all the layers make it tricky to beat off at work.

>> No.11379204

>>11379196
Because then I'll just look fat again you anus of the highest caliber.

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>>11379136
>get chilly like a woman and need to bundle up like some tremendous boy molesting fruit
Not a phrase i was prepared to see today.

>> No.11379223

>>11379202
>>11379204
You're fucking stupid, the under layer is a wicking layer. I guess you deserve to go be a fat dumb fuck.

>> No.11379231

>>11379223
>I only read one of the posts I replied to, the post

>> No.11379300

>>11379231
Don't give a shit, I work construction in Wisconsin and go snowboarding/snowmobiling in upper peninsula. Base layer should be sweat wicking, middle should be heat and airy, and outside should be a nice thick layer that keeps the moisture and cold out while letting you still breathe. 90% of this shit can be taken off to do the dirty of both piss, shit, and cum within 5 seconds through the waist or barndoors. Again, you're fucking stupid. Go ruin your health instead of learning how to dress.

>> No.11379302

>>11379199
Ummm sweetie, seal clubbers are white Newfoundlanders. The Inuit do nothing but sit around collecting gibs and huffing gasoline.

>> No.11379319

>>11379300
You're adorable.

>> No.11379335

>>11379223
>wicking
>i'm a candle dissolving fat
Retard

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>>11379300
>>11379223
>Tell tropical body twinks to stay mad
>They do
That's a win for the bears and otters as i see it :)

>> No.11379399

>>11379136
>work is taking me to North Dakota for much of the coming winter
>North Dakota
>winter
You're going to have a bad time.

>> No.11379415

>>11379399
OP is from Michigan. Combined with some additional McBlubber i should be able to hang with minimal frostbite.

>> No.11379416

>>11379136
North Dakota? You work in the oil or IT industry? The only 2 types of jobs there.

>> No.11379417

>>11379150
It's a different kind of fat that you get when you eat healthy, exercise, and are exposed to cold than stuffing your face with McDonald's every day.

>> No.11379433

>>11379416
Wind actually

>> No.11379528

>>11379136
Enjoy those North Dakota hookers, bro!

>> No.11379539

>>11379416
What about the casino industry, pale face?

>> No.11379540

>>11379433
aha

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>>11379136
I live in the north of Québec, I work outside on a airport and I don't need to be a disgusting lardass to survive the -30c with high winds winter we got here.
You are just lying to yourself to be a degenerate.

>> No.11379699

>>11379677
>don't need to be a disgusting lardass to survive
You just do it because you want to, right?

>> No.11380109

>>11379677
>-30c
Try F° syrupnigger

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>>11380109
-30c is -22f in amerilard.
>>11379699
I know it might be hard to read with your glaucoma caused by diabetes, but I am not a fatty degenerate like you.

>> No.11380249

>>11379136
I live in Northern Minnesota. Winter is a way of life. It's not going away, so embrace it. Ski, skate, ice fish, whatever, just get a good coat and boots.

Enjoy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g9VfaAaIAc

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>>11379528
He was funny looking

>> No.11380270

>>11380221
osti de cris de tabarnak

>> No.11380565

>>11379300
I'm a twig and I live in Wisconsin. The alchohol keeps you warm. Fatties can go eat more cheese.

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>>11380221
Calm down heavy metal dick.

>> No.11381037

>>11379433
Or your faggy ass is going to work the wind mill farm. There is like 200 of those fuckers on the way between Bismarck and Minot. Have fun losing your toes.

>> No.11382214

>>11381037
>Lern2read
I do work in wind. Also no there are far more than 200 trust me

>> No.11382357

>>11379136
Ayy boi where you going? I'm in Williston

>> No.11382445

>>11379143
Why would you ever frame anything outside of a fetish context?

>> No.11382449

>>11379136
>oh look am fat and cold! :>D
wow, I'm so pissed off

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>>11379302
And raping their sisters Inuit for some reason just love surprising their sisters with surprise sex and a beating

Op you are seriously going to shorten your lifespan and put stress on your knees just so you can be a glutton that doesn't wear one less layer of thermals, you are retarded

>> No.11383737

>>11382357
Dickinson my dude

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>>11383737
You cute? Lol

>> No.11384942

>>11379136
>Not staying skinny and cleaning up
I get like one or two matches a week in Chicago. Went to Iowa for a day and got like 5 in the first 12 hours.

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>>11384933
I was in highschool. I'm not the emo twink I used to be.

>> No.11385089

>>11379136
4chan certainly has the best threads of any forum
who the fuck would write this?

>> No.11385514

Get some high class booze. That shit is good in the winter. Budget yourself 3000 dollars on booze if ur going to stay up there my man. Ask mom for some loose cash if it's a problem because ur going to pay her back. Just don't settle down up there or buy a fucking shifty harley.

>> No.11385528

>>11379136
stay mad about what? are you drunk?
this board is about food and cooking. are you trying to post on r9k or something?

>> No.11385542

>>11385089
Autism

>> No.11385551

>>11385528
>Getting fat by eating isn't related to food?
>>11385514
Nah I get paid plenty well. Top shelf whiskey for me borther.

>> No.11385642

>>11385551
I miss going up there bro. I financed my own food truck now we serve a bunch of hipsters that love dishwash ipas and pulled pork sandwiches. Living in Virginia sucks. I wish I the best and don't shit on deluth under and stock up on wool socks, a god pair of red wing boots. Use ur head.

>> No.11385677

>>11385642
Thanks man, always like Virginia but could never stomach to live there. I'll look into redwing though, my summer boots are too tight for insulated socks unfortunately.

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>>11385677
Nice talkin, have some rare i got off / tv/

>> No.11385872

>>11379142
>>11379136
Unlike bears and hibernating mammals, humans mostly do not store "brown" fat and it does not have same heat-preserving properties as some animals

Most of you fat fucks, who feel cold (while on lower weight) is because you have extremely bad case of circulation problems.

In a same way, if you were put to a high heat sauna, you would probably pass out after a hard session, because your body is incapable of regulating extreme temperature changes through sweating.

>> No.11385873

>>11379136
>not just getting fat once you get there by developing an overwhelming alcohol addiction to cope with the fact you're in a dark frozen hellhole for a year
shiggy

>> No.11385897

>>11385872
what about us fatfucks at the other end of the spectrum who think anything over 85 degrees is too hot to be alive?

>> No.11385924

>>11385897
>In a same way, if you were put to a high heat sauna, you would probably pass out after a hard session, because your body is incapable of regulating extreme temperature changes through sweating.

Did you read my post?

Heat regulation, hot or cold, is a good indication of how strong your cardiovascular system is since it is very closely linked to circulatory stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaMjhwFE1Zw

Here for example, Wim Hof, who has done lots of world records connected to being able to stand extreme temperatures, has a very low bodyfat

>> No.11385967

>>11385924
yeah 85 degrees isnt a high heat sauna, its a vaguely hot day in the summer. but point taken