/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11370518
Big Macs really need more meat, its a mcdouble with an extra bun, letuce and sauce. It's all wrong

>>11370540
the first rule of hamburgers is:
1. patty circumference should be > circumference of buns.

I feel like those images are cherry picked to support your gay ass opinion

>>11370556
Preach, brother

>>11370518
Replace the baconator with a dave's double and switch it with the whopper and this would be correct.

>>11370518
>bk better than wendys
nah senpai

>elder god tier

>>11370568
the second rule of hamburgers is:
2. raw patty thickness should be = 25% of overall bun thickness

>>11370586
>fixins under patty that isn't a patty
die, motherfucker, die

>>11370579
Based as fuck

>>11370588
4 times more bread than meat? are you retarded? Thats not a burger, that's a sandwich with a single slice of ham

>>11370597
all the best places do that

>>11370586
I ordered a plain cheeseburger from Culver's (Like I always do) on one of their pretzel buns and I wanted to kill myself. It was so greasy I felt like complete shit while eating it.

>>11370564
They all look pretty terrible

>raw onion
>raw tomato

that's going directly into the trash

>>11370604
try it out. it works. i do realize 4/3 of all people don't understand fractions or percentages

>>11370597
just flip it upside down :^)

>>11370630
it's by no means a rule

>>11370518
Only one can stand above the rest.

>>11370636
of course it is. you're just stupid

>>11370628
>he can't handle raw onion or tomato

>>11370652
i prefer ingredients that don't slide off the burger when i take a bite

1. Shake 'n' Bake $4 Bacon burger
2. Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger
3. Jack 'n' Da Box big fucker
4. McD's Cheese burger
5. Big Mac
6. Carls Jr. /Hardys big fucker
7. Sonic bacon fucker
8. Rallys big fucker
9. Baconater
10. whopper Jr.

>>11370604
buns aren't cylinders....they are dome shaped. that's prolly why OP spec'ed o/a height. parametric programming. get some.

>>11370607
nope, dope. try again.

>>11370628
after years of being a disgusting fat tub of lard that only eats processed aka pre digested foods you can't even metabolize a piece of raw onion? and you expect us to consider your opinion?

>>11370704
when did i say anything about metabolism?

Raw vegetables fuck up the structural integrity of the sandwich, there's too much water in them.
If you put tomato and onion on a burger, by the time you're half way through it, they're slipping and sliding and falling out anyways.

Portabella cap burger

>>11370630
>4/3 of all people don't understand fractions or percentages

>>11370518
But that's wrong, you idiot.

>>11370518
Whoppers are fucking trash. Your opinion has been discarded

>>11370518
In order:
DQ Flamethrower
Baconator
Big Carl
Whopper
Big Mac

>>11370518
>whopper over baconator

In what universe?

>>11370540
honest to fuck if they put the quarter pound hers patties on the big mac it would be GOAT burger

>>11370656
This is probably the worst list I have ever seen

Megachains
Its
Superstar with cheese
Daves double
Quarter pound wit cheese
Texas double whopper

Regional chains
Culvers butter burger
Rallys big buford
In n Out double double
Five Goys double
Jack in the box Bacon ultimate cheeseburger
Del taco double cheeseburger

>>11370858
I've been saying this for years. It's what the grand mac should have been.

>>11370879
> super star
they're ok
> Daves
they only have good wings
> bk
they suck now
> culvers
they overdo the butter, you don't enjoy it as anything but a diabetus sponge
> five guys
8/10 basic.
> Jack
yes

>>11370518
Of the three you list, the Baconator is by far the best selection.

Of course there are better burgers than the three chains listed, or you can make them better at home.

>>11370888
I know.. When I got it I was expecting it to be the quarter pound patties but NOPE.exe it was a larger thin ass patty
Basicaly the big mac patty but more area same thiccness
The whole burger was basically a wider but not taller big mac
It was a piece of shit as a result. There was a secret menu item sort of called the McKinley mac which was quarter pound patties on a big mac
They have been fucking around making shit ass "gourmet" burgers for the past 3 years all of which has been shit when all they need to do is combine a few of their items.
Makes a double quarter pounder with lettuce tomatoe and onion with mustard and mayo
Make a big mac with those patties

McDonald's sucks, but it's not as bad as, say, Jack-in-the-box.

>>11370892
daves double is wendy's double normal burger

The baconator is ok but the daves double is more balanced less salt and veggies are needed on those thicc ass patties

>>11370556
No, 1st rule is the patt in should be actual meat.

>>11370916
that's a given. i felt that didn't need to be mentioned. but for people like you, i suppose it needs to be mentioned.

>>11370518
Five Guys > all that shit

>>11370940
I thought you were talking about big macs. Which dont contain meat. Does being pompous come naturally?

>>11371074
you didn't understand my post. go back and read it again.

I like the Big Mac for having thin patties because the meat is the most garbage part of any fast food burger

>>11370518
>Carl's Jr not included
Double western buttfucks all of those op.

the mcdonalds near my job makes the double quarter pounder look exactly like the picture. shits delicious.

>>11371245
>carls
>not the mushroom and swiss burger

>>11370518
All fastfood burgers are shit tier.

>>11371245
Story time
>be like 2005
>carls jr double bacon western just came out
>going to frys electronic in tempe AZ
>idk why I think buying a power invertor
>van pulls up literally screeching the tires
>5 dudes jump out all dressed in fucking cowboy uniforms
>dudes running with what looks like bags of trash
>wtf.png
>throws a bag at me
>falls on ground revealing contents
>mfw its a bag of 4 double bacon westerns perfectly wrapped
>mfw it was the best burger ive ever eaten still to this day
>mfw guy asks if I want anouther bag to take home

No joke there was a carls jr down the street and they were promoting them by throwing bags of burgers at people while dressed up in cowboy costumes.
Legit shit was wild as fuck
One of the guys I was wish was a vegetarian at the time too lol what a fuck tard

>>11371576
never bothers to look it up but damn the carls Jr was like a 3 min drive to the frys
I always wondered why they were blazing hot and fresh when we got them

>>11370518
Rally's is far better than Meat Patty Viscount

Burger king is absolute trash in Canada. It's all about A&W here, best fast food by a country mile

Culvers is objectively the best fast food burger ever made.

>>11370641
>Burger rankings
>posts chicken sandwich

Learn to read retard.

>>11372079
>implying it's not a burger
Even McDonalds says so

>>11370736
That's the joke.

>>11370518
>whopper
if you're gonna pick BK over Wendy's, at least choose the right burger

>>11370607
They do that so the fixings is the first thing you taste to hide how low quality the meat is

>>11370518
>top tier
>a burger whose franchises aren't policed and often suck
>mid tier
>actually top tier because consistently high quality, will always get the order right, and won't make you sick
>shit tier
>yeah shit tier

For me, its the Denali Mac.

Its the right size of big burger.

>>11370518
The Baconator sucks. Get a Dave's Double and add bacon, you fat slut.

>>11370579
Gotta add bacon to that DD if you want the gold medal.

>ITT we don't post the best borger
behold the fiery angus

>>11372312
that's a big mac but it's been juj'ed

>>11372464
more like fiery anus

>>11372467
them some fightin words, you soggy bauger bun

>>11370518
The only thing that should be on a cheese hamburger is cheese and meat. Maybe grilled onions if i'm feeling frisky. baconator rules, big mac/whopper/big buford suck

>>11372285
>star of david
>but celebrating christmas
what

>>11372493
chistmas is the birth of jesus and jews believe he is being boiled alive in vat literal shit

>>11372493
>>11372522
they also dislike him

Step aside, plebeians.

>>11370518
The Whopper
>dry as cardboard uppef bun, grease soakex bottom bun
>thin burnt patty
>huge chunks of ice cold lettuce and tomato
>mayo
>served by a morbidly obese nigger bitch who wouldn't know customer service if it bit her in her 3rd ass down

My wifes son really likes Taco bell

>>11372868
Yo quiero taco bell

>>11370518
you all fucking fail

>>11372879
Found the mexi-nigger

>>11372915
>instead of paying $1.50 for a moderately sized cheeseburger, why not pay $1.50 for the novelty of a third of that!
not in this life time.

>tfw only eat veggie burgers

Beef is just a greasy salty mess. Change your ways.

>>11372915
Those square buns look like garbage.

>>11372949
No thanks. I'm not a colossal faggot.

i miss the grand mac...

>>11372949
>only eat veggie burgers

Uh no you also eat cock

>culvers deluxe not #1
TOP KEK CALIFORNIA PIG SHIT

the quality of a burger can't come across on a picture you faggots.
it's all in the quality of the beef patty

>>11372915
>great value white castle

>>11373671
This is why whopper is #1

>>11370679
>using dope as an insult
ask me how I can tell you're over 40

>>11373671
This.
That’s why I always get a plain burger the first time I eat somewhere.
If it’s not good like that then the add ones are just trying to mask a bad burger instead of accentuate a good one

>be me
>a highly intelligent gentleman who is picky about quality and value
>often looking for a delicious new lunch spot
>try Burger King on a whim

My friends I tell you, it was one of the best meals I have had this year. The crisp vegetables mixed with the moist and hot broiled burger. The cool soda, the hot and crunch fries, totally blown away.

I was able to get a value meal for $5.99 and they even complimented my shirt. They don't let black people touch your food and they also have ice cream.

Head on down to Burger King today and get yourself some good mood food. You won't regret it!!

>>11370540
Mcdoubles are indeed the best burger you can get in mcds

>>11370518
FUCK YOU and your trash diabeetus "food" garbage.

How many generations of diabeetus do you need to see before you quit supporting this garbage "food"?

>ask for a big mac
>get a big beatin instead

everytime!

>not a single mention of A&W in this thread

>>11370518
whopper is just a sloppy mess of cold condiments, often too much ketchup. babby tier burger

McDonalds have shit burgers but good fries, Burger King have shit fries but good burgers. What you gonna do.

>>11372098
So the joke is that you are retarded? Thats not very funny is it anon

>>11374034
OK then "whack" faggot. Whatever you zoomers say these days.

>>11370654
Retard
>>11370628
Double retard

>>11370879
Is the forehead photoshoped ?

>>11370518
>whopper
>not big king xxl
FAKE
AND
GAY

>>11370628
based and redpilled
grilled onion > all

>>11372915
This a flyover thing, right?

>>11370579
>take the bacon off of a premium burger
>wala

eff off

>>11370656
I really don't think you can put value burgers on the same list as entree burgers

As a former employee at Burger King, I can tell you that Whoppers have shit beef. Get a chicken salad with ranch, bacon, and cheddar cheese next time you eat at BK. 10/10 best item on the menu.

>>11374381
Do you guys have those down in the states? Yeah A&W is God-tier, I'm usually a papa cheese guy but on keto I do a cheddar bacon uncle, glorious.

>>11371433
finally some sanity

All of you have shit taste
>pic related top tier

A challenger appears!

>>11375958
What the fuck is going on with that "patty" and that "cheese"? Why does the bottom bun look like it was soaked in grease?

>>11375958
is that... cat food?

everyone knows the best burger is the mozza burger from A&W. sorry anon, your tier list is wrong.

>>11376332
I was thinking dog food but I guess it could be either.

>>11375924
A&W is easily the best burger chain in north america.

>>11376271
>be coming back from "basic training"
>plane tickets fucked up and i now have a layover in houston
>spot this holy church of a place on the way to next terminal
>just fucking annhialate two triple-meats and a choco shake

Best memory ever

>>11376271
One of these doesn't look like a burger but I might be wrong.

>>11376312
believe it or not they actually cook it on a bed of onions, so the bottom bun always gets soaking wet from all the condensed onion juices dripping off the burger.

>>11370518

>Official Fast Food Burger rankings for 2019 have been LEAKED. As expected the whopper is the best burger, and big mac is total shit.

Fixed that for you.

>>11371374
Godly

>>11370954
>five guys

>>11372915
Mmm Steamed Hams

>>11374379
>not naming it BigSmack.webm

>>11374104
based, only plebs first order some topping shit burger on their first visit, it literally makes no sense

>>11376595
That actually sounds like a nice idea. Too bad rest of the burger looks like garbage, like one of those abortion burgers in a can.

>>11376632 uh, what?

>>11370954
>$14 for a burger and fries

>>11376271
I'm glad I didn't have to post it . Keep up the lords work

>>11370579
>pickles

>>11370518
for me? it's the double western bacon cheeseburger
the best fast-food burger

>>11370518
Double double animal style

>>11370518
>tomato

>>11371620
>>11374381
>>11376335
fucking this, A&W is based and redpilled

>>11372638
This, but unironically.

>>11370518
>Burger rankings
>implying anything out of fast foor can be called a burger

Pic related, burger place in my godforsaken backwater county village

BRITTY GUD TIER: OPORTO DOUBLE BONDI BURGER

>>11381119
My favorite burger is
>bun
>meunster cheese
>salt
>tomato slice
>romaine lettuce
>bottom bun
It's the best burger because you don't even need meat

>>11372949
The most popular burger chains only have shitty mushy veggie burgers, no wonder no one buys them, they need to give people better options like bean burgers.

>>11370656
Eat a bag of Dick's

>>11370628
disgusting fatty

>>11370654
then learn to not eat like a disgusting fat slob.

>>11381916
Hold the fuck up, do they actually serve you 6 (six) potato wedges on a tray arranged like that? I hope not.

>>11375265
that forehead is not photoshopped

also i love eating homemade hamburgers i tend to cook the patties super thick

>>11370586
Easily the best fast food burger short of shake shack.

>>11383806
ok, so no whoppers

>>11370518
If anyone in real life told me that their favorite fast food burger was burger king i would assume that they were raised eating fried bologna sandwiches

>>11370540
More like they need to reverse-import burgers from their global branches back to the USA.

quad stacker is GOAT

>>11379237
>REEEEEEEEE
There's something about people who hate pickles that makes me rage. Like are you a fucking child or what. How can you hate pickles?

The last few times I got a whopper the lettuce tasted like bleach.

None of the burgers OP posted even represent the best each chain has to offer. Therefore, this is clearly a troll thread.

You're all a bunch of faggots.
It's Heart Attack Grill or nothing.

>>11370518
These are all fucking garbage tier. Burgers you get at five guys and drive in restaurants are way better fast food burgers

>>11372312
>When Mt. McKinley got renamed Denali the sandwich name changed
McKinley Mac is still the better name, although Denali is the true name for the mountain

>>11385200
We're talking about chain restaurants here.
I'd caution a guess that over half the people browsing this board haven't eaten there.

>>11370518
>burger king
>top of any tier.
OP is a fag

>>11375958
nigger please

>>11370656
checkers american double melt is the best drive-thru burger. of course it's not on the menu anymore.

>>11370518
>Whopper on top
OP is retarded as always

>>11372285
>McDicks
>shit tier
go back to Europe you poorfag

>>11385161
I miss it man.

>>11370518
best fast food burger and you are probably right.
a&w shits on them, along with almost every other place that that has a chef/cook cook the burgers on a grill rather than a converywerbely broiler

>>11370518
McKroket!

>>11370586
Why is this burger wearing a cute hat?

>>11370579
I did enjoy the last wendys single I got more than the last whopper so got to agree, but haven't tried the wendys burger with bacon, that might be like ...

>>11370540
>>11370556
Honestly I'd rather get a Double Quarter Pounder rather than a Big Mac.

>>11386963
kanker lekker

>ctrl+f
>fuddruckers
>0/0
you peeps is missing out

>>11370607
in and out is garbage tier fast food and if you disagree you are a huge fucking pleb. Wendy's kills in and out any fucking day of the week.

>>11370518
The Big Mac is basically a bread sandwich with a little bit of meat flavoring. The sauce is disgusting and there's no onions, pickles, tomatoes or anything else, just a tiny bit of very boring lettuce. Just awful.

>>11370597
It's the patrician way of layering burgers.

>>11388464
Enorm zout maar écht lekker in mijn opinie

>>11372915
Fuck me, why do these things have to be so expensive, they're more than a dollar each
I guess that's how they get you though.

>>11385172
They taste like razor blades in your burger. Total opposite taste to the rest which blends together

>>11370518
Whoppers are trash these days. However the Sourdough King is actually good.

>>11387497
kek

>>11370641
based

>>11385157
>Grand Canyon Burger
>guessing from pic: beef, two cheese, BBQ, eggs, hot pepper
The only thing you could do to make it more south western is to add pic.