/ck/ - Food & Cooking

OP, are you a werewolf?

>>11365226
i'm a lesbian if that matters.

>>11365201
Although I am not a werewolf myself, Google has revealed that you can reduce symptoms of your lunar phase curse by eating less salt, eating less refined carbs (sugary crap), drinking more water, and eating potassium rich foods.

Eat something high in iron, like a steak

>>11365264
or a sword

>>11365264
>>11365271
Needless to say, OP should also avoid using any silver or silver-plated cutlery during phase changes.

>>11365261
This, I'd go for anything with a lot of potassium or magnesium. Bananas, nuts, dark chocolate, leafy greens. I'd say eat something healthy for supper, add a salad, and then maybe throw together some kind of dessert with bananas and chopped nuts and a little dark chocolate and melted peanut butter drizzled on top.

>>11365264
I don't know if that would help bloating but it is good for the blood.

>>11365261
>eating less salt
That's some pseud shit but I agree with the rest of what you said.

>>11365201
The bloating is a natural symptom of hormonal shifts. You won't really be able to combat the natural bloating, but you can avoid adding to that bloated feeling by eating smaller meals.

You lose a lot of minerals in your shed uterine lining during menstruation: specifically magnesium, iron, and sodium. That's why I wouldn't recommend trying to limit your intake of minerals while your period or you're more likely to feel fatigued and nauseated. The meme about women craving chocolate and junk food on their periods is true; dark chocolate is very rich in magnesium and a good source of non-heme iron, and fried foods and chips are notoriously high in sodium.
Don't go overboard, but don't feel like you can't indulge.

Get a hysterectomy and you won't have those anymore

>>11365284
>>11365201
I forgot to re-mention potassium as one of the important minerals as the other anon already listed it. It is important.

vitamins and fruits/veggies. I always take an iron supplement too if I don't have anything iron rich available

>>11365281
Don't forget about avocados. I believe they are the lowest carbohydrate source of potassium. Bananas are great for potassium, but they are the most sugary fruit, and borderline junk food, imo.

>>11365201
A bullet

>>11365304
Lead bullets have no appreciable effect on lycanthropes.

>>11365201
post bloody tampon or gtfo

>>11365318
my dick has an appreciable effect on lycanthropes

>>11365322
Yeah, it makes them howl with laughter.

can we please ban women from this site? From this board at least?

>>11365323
BTFO

You could eat a bullet, that might help

>>11365324
QQ harder kiddo
You can always shut down your computer and never come back

>>11365294
Good point. I still think it's fine as a dessert though. Avocados are also a great idea.

>>11365324
Shift-click to hide thread.

>>11365320
jesus christ, you do not want to see a bloody tampon
especially the kind that bloom

>>11365257
>Being hairier than a we're wolf
Woof.

>>11365280
Can I eat canned tuna

>>11365201
regular exercise will reduce your cramp pain
get to it, fatty

>>11365201
Drink a lot of water, and decaf tea. Also have an orgasm or two. Maybe gas-ex? Good luck.

>>11365201
Tube steak with extra sauce, roastie, as if you didn't know already.

>>11365356
As in trace mercury levels? I don't think mercury levels in canned tuna really has anything to do with werewolves in heat. Good source of protein, but the more apex albacore species accumulate higher levels. There are guidelines out there that say they should keep it under 1-2 can per week. "Light" tuna species like yellowfin or slipjack have lower levels, so the recommended dietary limit is higher than that. Honestly, if I were a lycan I wouldn't even give a shit unless I was expecting puppies. You may not like this, but canned sardines are probably the ultimate fishy snack for nutrition. Excellent omega 3 to 6 ratio, low mercury, decent iron, calcium, potassium, Vit D and B contents.

>the larping has gone so fucking far anons are looking up shit to tell each other about their 'periods'

>>11366288
Anon we're talking about werewolves please keep up. nobody has said anything about disgusting roastie bitches

>>11366317
>You lose a lot of minerals in your shed uterine lining during menstruation: specificall
No you keep up you pot bellied chud. This faggot larping shit ends fucking NOW!

>>11366288
you don't menstruate when you turn into a werewolf???

>>11365323
Fuckin rekt

>>11366317
Can we talk about gay werewolves?

>>11365201
is this a ginger snaps reference

>>11365201
okay, what the hell is a moon time? is this some kind of female thing?

>>11365257
post feet pls

>>11365323

>>11367387
空気読めない

>>11367423
I can read the hirugana but I cant read the other kanji, what are you saying "menai"?

>>11365201
These cookies are beautiful!
I need a recipe.

>>11365201
>Moon time
Eat some dog food you stupid bitch

Need..blood..sausage

>>11367455
How can you not know some of the very first Kanji you ever learn? Did you just give up after learning hiragana?

>11365201
go to the doctor and see if you have hypothyroidism. causes water retention and can be related to your period.

>>11365201
Dick helps combat the negative stuff that comes with periods, I know that you are lesbo-femfaggot but try to get some semen in your cooter and a little down your throat it will help

>>11365201
>>11365261
>Believing that moon phases have an effect on your body
Fucking kill yourself

you guys are talking about a bitch on her period right?
not actually moon phases?
like you don't actually think the phases of the moon affect your body?
please tell there aren't really people that stupid

>>11365350
>we're wolf

>>11368443
>Period cycles follow the length of moon cycles
>hey guys, the moon doesn't influence humans
Retard

>>11368274
>dick
>semen
>helping periods
kek
what broscience blogspot did you cop that from

>>11368628
what the hell does a bleeding hole in your crotch have to do with cooking you idiot

>>11367596
They're probably basic shortbread with royal icing.

>>11368443
No, we talk about flood and ebb

>>11368650
If I might redirect you to the Original Post (OP™), the topic was "foods that help with bloating."
Did you even read any of the thread before posting? Be honest.

>>11368639
https://www.healthline.com/health/womens-health/sex-during-periods

Turns out a woman's body reacts positively to sex at menstruation considering humans usually pair bond it would make sense if a guy getting laid helps her feel better because chances are good her partner would continue to do that right when she starts ovulating immediately afterwards which is also when she is at her most fertile

>>11368935
Maybe I wasn't clear
1. dicks aren't that good at giving women orgasms
2. this says nothing about semen
you're better off masturbating during your period than having sex
There's more than likely nothing that specifically says dicks are good for periods instead of orgasms

but I'm sure this article that was probably ripped from cosmo is a valid scientific source

>>11368902
nobody uses royal icing
you mean fondant which tastes gross and even professionals use because it makes food look good, not taste good

>>11365339
Damn haven’t seen QQ in a long time

>>11368950
>dicks aren't that good at giving women orgasms
You have really shitty taste in men if that's what you think, taking dick and pushing out babies are the only two things vaginas are biologically designed for
>this says nothing about semen
What do you think the point of men having sex is? Who has sex with a guy and doesn't get him off, I can see why you don't think penises are good for giving orgasms you are a shitty partner

>>11369063
No, uh, it's documented that most women don't orgasm from PIV.
>>11365201
I just drink a bunch of cranberry juice starting a day or two before and ending the day after it's over.

Shot of apple cider vinegar will help bloating ten fold. It sucks and gives you heart burn for about ten minutes but it works extremely well for me. I do it in the morning when I've eaten way too much pizza the night before and I feel better within a few hours.

>>11365201
Cranberries and cranberry juice helps my girlfriend with it.

>>11369450
>PIV
I havent seen that term since fat fuck Tumblr users thought they could post here.

>>11369450
>No, uh, it's documented that most women don't orgasm from PIV.
kek
what manhating feminist blogspot did you cop that from?

>>11369465
>>11369468
Here's your (you)s and your study.
https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/0092623X.2017.1346530

"Nearly 37 percent of women responded that they needed clitoral stimulation to come, and another 36 percent responded that while they didn't require clitoral stimulation to orgasm, it did enhance the experience. Eighteen percent of respondents said vaginal penetration alone was sufficient for orgasm, and 9 percent reported that they didn't have orgasms during intercourse, or achieved orgasm in other ways."

>>11366288
my 68 year old mom browses /ck/, so it’s not hard to imagine more women here than that

>>11365257
>>>/lgbt/
Fuck off with your imaginary attraction to women and daddy issues

>>11369465
>>11369468
>>11369513
QQ harder babies

>>11369478
>>11369478
>Most women
>just barely over a third
Your own Tumblr article doesn't even back up your claim
>The authors of this article are grateful to omgyes for funding
https://www.omgyes.com/?hp=6&utm_expid=.AWxz02B7TP6UXhG33BQ6JA.2&utm_referrer=
>Emma Watson
>The Guardian
Try an actual scientific article and not feminist funded propaganda garbage meant to push an antimale agenda next time
>Pic related by the same people funding your 'groundbreaking' research

>>11369535
based esl-kun

>>11369535
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/27667356/
I'm sure I can find more but the phrasing is weird. I'm taking a human sexuality course in college right now and our text book literally says that most women can't orgasm from piv alone, which makes since considering the clit it the only human body part that is strictly in existence for pleasure.

>>11369535
>anon rejects scientific study 'cause muh patriarchic, phallic hegemony is threatened
Sure, it isn't the fact you don't know how to use your micropenis to stimulate a womyn, is it Cletus?

>>11365344
>bloom
Awww, like a pretty flower?

>>11369564
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/28678639 here's another.

>>11369569
Well according to "science" the size of the penis engine is irrelevant to whether a female can make her O face

>>11369564
>Most women (64%)
So is it 64% or 37% that's a pretty significant change in percentages? And the first study interviewed women up to 94 years but the second interviewed women up to 54 years but somehow the results are higher? Looks like bad stats and studies that don't seem to agree they don't conflict but obviously they aren't conclusive
>>11369569
>Claims studies prove penis isn't needed for sexual stimulation
>Tries to ad hominem that having a small penis that can't stimulate a woman is shameful
Even you don't even believe your own bullshit fuck off back to Tumblr

>>11369518
>y-y-you're the triggered ones h-heh

I'd advise you to quit while you're ahead but you're already suffering from mental illness so it would fall on deaf ears.

Fun fact, same sex couples experience domestic violence at a much higher rate than heterosexual couples do.

Of the same sex couples that reported violence, lesbians topped the charts at 45%

>https://mainweb-v.musc.edu/vawprevention/lesbianrx/factsheet.shtml

>>11369625
That and "lesbian bed death"

>>11369597
>Another
>In the citation of the first article that was shown to be biased
Come in at least try

>>11369613
Well, there's zero results that suggest the opposite, that women orgasm more often from strictly PIV.
The clit is literally a bundle of nerves. It's daft to suggest that a woman would not benefit from utilizing it.
Here's a bunch of links that cite some studies that are available on ncbi and makes the information a lot more digestible and easier to understand. The really good studies are literal walls of texts.
https://abcnews.go.com/Health/ReproductiveHealth/sex-study-female-orgasm-eludes-majority-women/story?id=8485289
https://tonic.vice.com/en_us/article/neepb8/the-science-of-female-pleasure-still-needs-more-attention
https://www.bustle.com/articles/193667-7-things-science-says-about-clitoral-orgasms

And yes, these aren't the best sources, but they are citing scientific studies that are available for you to look up. It would be fair for you to say "more research is needed", but for you to suggest that women orgasm more from PIV sex than piv sex paired with clitoral stimulation is a totally baseless claim. Link me a study that backs it. Please.

I feel the best on my periods when I ignore all cravings and eat mostly vegetables and lean red meat. Make an easy soup with chopped up red meat, kale, carrots and other veggies. Avoid sugary and bready things, and for the love of god do not eat an entire package of oreos in one sitting. Drinking green tea helps for me, but I do that everyday anyway.

>>11368179

yes

>>11369674
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3894744/
this is a really interesting a long read. It basically says that people were trying to figure out how to get women to orgasm strictly from PIV. The whole basis is that women were needing clitoral stimulation and they were trying to figure out why. They found the biggest factor was how far the clit was from the opening of the vagina, resulting in a surgery where they moved the two closer together. Women who had their clit closer to their vagina were more likely to orgasm from strictly PIV. The entire basis is that women orgasm more often from piv accompanied by clitoral stimulation. Some women can orgasm from strictly PIV, but it's always always always less than those who cannot, and it has to do with female sexual anatomy. Literal anatomy.

>>11368961
Nope, I meant royal icing because that looks like royal icing. It is still very commonly used as a decoration for cookies, although fondant is now more common on cakes. I think the multiple-stage piping on the Jake cookie fooled you. I worked in a bakery when I was younger. Just go look up some royal icing decoration techniques. Fun stuff!

I agree with you that most fondants taste bad.

>no one even said tits of gtfo

what has this place become?