/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11353481
You've never hunted your own deer or never eaten deer at all? I've never hunted and never really lived in rural areas, but deer is all over the place if you ever go out.

>>11353526
My brother does all the time, I told him next deer season he goes out to bring me back some deer, he and his step dad knows how to hunt well. He commonly hunt

Also both

>>11353481
its probably good, all the rednecks go crazy for it. Of course they feed them corn all year here so whatever. Im a massive faggot also and never tried it, backstrap for me I guess. Wish I could order it online somewheres.

>>11353481
It's pretty fucking good, try to buy some when you get the chance.

I've always wanted to try gator tail. I have never seen it sold nearby. Doesn't GA have pretty lax gun laws? You could probably try picking it up

>>11353481
Man, venison is really good. Shoot one yourself or find a way to get your hands on the back straps. Grill them slowly with some salt and herbs. God damn. That shit is fantastic.

Re: other beasts, I've had a bunch. I live in northern Minnesota and frequently get into caunckistan. (Now that pot is legal, itll be more frequently. ) I've had elk, caribou, moose, bear, rabbit, squirrel, snakes, bison, and who knows what else. It's all delicious. Grilled medium, roasted with herbs, in stews, whatever.

>>11353593
dude weed

>>11353548
local meat shop, I don't see why not

>>11353593
>bear, rabbit, squirrel, snakes,
what are they all like?

>>11353481
I live in Pajeetland so I've never had beef, Turkey, rabbit and pork

>>11353621
AFAIK they don't eat meat I believe

I want to kill and eat a Lion... And a Giraffe... And a Panda... And a Killer Whale... And a Rhinoceros

>>11353607
Bear is like gamey beef. I had a roast, similar to a sirloin. Was ver lean, but loaded with flavor. Top few in terms of beast feast items. Really good.

Rabbit and squirrel are basically indiscernable. They both taste like (work with me here,) chicken breast in terms of leanness, but thigh in flavor. Not a lot of taste, but easily flavored with herbs and fruit. Squirrel with a berry compote is very good.

Snake (allegedly rattler) tastes like frog legs. Think chicken wing, but leaner.

The key point for me is that all meats taste like beef or chicken (reddish or whiteish,) but with small twists. Try them all. Especially elk and caribou. Back straps if you can get them. They will be well worth your efforts.

Shitty pinterest pic is very related. They taste better than they look and they look really fucking good.

>>11353646
Slow down there Roosevelt

>>11353639
Most people don't, even I was a lactovegetarian from birth (because my family is of priests, so no meat, no eggs even). I started eating meat when I entered Univ and saw that most of my classmates ate meat. I love chicken and fried fishes now but I still have to eat meatballs in secret because if my family catches me, I'll most probably be punished. If I am caught eating cow beef specifically, I'll be disowned since cows are holy animals.
That said I often visit webm threads here and salivate over all the delicious meat foods that I can never eat.

>>11353481
Venison's good, but a lot of people cook the hell out of it because it's wild game and ruin it.

>>11353676
>cow beef
Pig pork. Salmon fish. Deer venison. Redundant redundancies.

>>11353676
so you're indian

>>11353818
Yes, hence the lacovegetarian part
Thank gods I'm not a Jain
Those fuckers can't any kind of meat, garlic and onions, plus ANY subterranean veggies like carrots, radishes, potatoes, beet, etc
What a shitty life they lead

>>11353886
What does that leave? Nuts and greens?

>>11354340
Pretty much, that and milk products
These people have a very small pool of edible stuff to choose from

>>11353481
I've never had rabbit, and I'd like to try it for the experience. I've heard mixed reviews though.

>>11353481
Never had venison? It's great, seek it out. Like a less fatty but more strongly-flavoured version of beef.

what is "gamey" meat supposed to taste like?

I've had deer and elk and kangaroo and all though was "dayum, that was a delicious meat that does not taste of beef or lamb or pork"

Didn't even notice the lack of fat

>manatee relative the size of a small whale
>lived in the arctic circle
>discovered by europeans in 1741
>so delicious it was hunted to extinction in a mere 27 years

>tfw you will never taste it

>>11354374
>all though was
*all I thought

it's too late in the night

>>11354375
Events like this make me feel bad for such animals, innocent animals being hunted till extinction for no fault of their own
Doesn't make me feel bad enough to stop eating meat though

Crocodile, it's impossible to find here

>>11354378
Reading about it is pretty heart wrenching. one account tells of how some sailors caught one for food, and its mate pursued their boat for hours

>>11353621
>Pork
This surprised me

>>11353585
Imagine chicken breast soaked in fish for a bit and that's basically gator tail.

>>11354560
Its obtainable in India, and legal unlike beef but I've never had it
Being born in a Brahman family meant I was practically clueless what to do with meat. When I encountered fish for the first time, I had no idea what parts could be eaten and what not. I ended up with my gums full of tiny fish bones, I had eaten the chewy skin and even the fins. If was later that I learned from a friend that I wasn't supposed to eat the skin and fins

>>11354707
It's weird that third worlders have internet now

just know that you are much more welcome than fucking peruvians

STOP RUINING DOTA 2 LATIN AMERICA

>>11353481
Good lord dude go get your hunting license and hunt some deer, It's not that hard if you aren't some ADHD autist, these little shit are all over Georgia.

>>11354554
>one account tells of how some sailors caught one for food, and its mate pursued their boat for hours
delet this

This is why responsible farming, education, and animal welfare is important. We need to eat more widely, and more of an individual animal's parts, not just the choicest cuts.

I watch a doco where Innuit would hum-sing to seals they had hunted. Firstly, only the best hunter delivered the first and killing blow, then the song helped calm the animals as they bled to death, they'd hug it and pat it like other seals. The lyrics where an apology for killing the seal but that they [the hunters] needed to feed their families, so they would remember it's spirit and its spirit would give them energy and life so they could worship whatever creator god made the seal and protect it's brothers and sisters.

Also OP, I'm glad to try anything. Y'all need to try kangaroo and wallaby though, it's delicious.

>>11354707
Don't feel bad, I've never had curry. I also don't get my parents to buy me a qt Indian wife :-( is it taboo what you are doing?
>>11354884
They don't do that anymore. Watch life below zero. The Indians are absolutely pathetic.

Still haven't tried beef tounge.

I've never tried bear but every now and then one of my friends will bag one. I've just never had the chance to have any cooked for me, but I hear it's gamey

>>11353585
Gator is just chicken flavor with fish meat consistency. It tastes alright, but it's more rubbery than chicken and isn't the experience you hope for.

>>11353481
Okay but unironically human. They say it's like pork but sweeter. Sounds fucking good to me.

>>11354884
What documentary was this please?
Sounds beautiful

>>11355206
>Noble savages

You cucks are pathetic

I never had any game whatsoever. I live by the countryside so you'd think it should be readily available but the town I live in is horribly pretentious and anything that's somewhat "special" is horribly overpriced.
I thought about getting a hunting license and do it myself but I probably wouldn't be able to find the time because German hunting licenses are a pain in the ass to get.

>>11353481
I want to try ostrich and kangaroo. I've never had any bird besides chicken, so maybe something like partridge or pheasant would be cool too. Also maybe horse, just for the experience. I've had buffalo, deer, and alligator, they were all delicious.

The one thing I'll never, ever eat is dog. Those fucks in China who have that dog meat festival can all die of cancer. Disgusting and evil.

>>11355330
I'd like to add crawdads to my list. I've had lobster before, so a crawdad is just a smaller freshwater lobster right? It's like a shrimp with a harder shell.

>>11355154
Why don't you saw off your arm then, faggot

>>11354374

>what is "gamey"

try beef liver and get back to me

>>11354939

>talking to an Indian in one post
>suddenly uses the same word to describe Native americans

>has never had curry

you're a corn-fed bible-thumping kinda fellow aren't you

>>11355154
I'd try human. Just once.

>>11355616

>Native americans

Fuck off you racist college retard white faggot we are Indians quit shoving your Jew bullshit buzzwords down our throats you colonialist shithead

Probably Kangaroo
I don't see the possibility of me ever going to oz in the future, but I can dream

One of these days I want to go to Antarctica to club my own seal and eat it

>>11355154
I was going to post this. Also I imagine women probably have the most tender meat.

>>11355630
>Just once
casual

>>11355656
Cool falseflag, Cletus!

>>11355731
Just once to see what it's like. I doubt it'll be better than pork, and the whole cannibalism thing is a turn-off, so I'd try it just once and then I think I'm good.

>>11355800
And we find the college retard who mindlessly repeats what he is told. How much do you still owe on your indoctrination?

>>11355250
No u

>>11353481
One of goals in life is to eat penguin before I die. Also whale and wildebeest sound pretty good

>>11356054
>penguin
Nah man, all that cold-weather stuff is super fatty. Seal, whale, penguin is all like 20% meat, 80% fat. Gross and rubbery.

>>11356054
giant galapagos tortoises were widely regarded as the most delicious meat the world by sailors in the 17th century. I wish I could try it one day

"They said the meat of the giant tortoise was 'succulent meat and the oil from their bodies as pure as butter, but best of all, the giants could hibernate in a ship's damp for a year or more." The tortoises also conveniently held water in their neck that could be used as drinking water. These buccaneers took giant tortoises not only because of their meat and oil but because of their incredible adaption that allows this animals to survive one year without food or water. Once buccaneers, whalers and fur sealers discovered that they could have fresh meat for their long voyages by storing live giant tortoises in the holds of their ships, massive exploitation of the species began. Tortoises were also exploited for their oil, which was used to light the lamps of Quito. Two centuries of exploitation resulted in the loss of between 100,000 and 200,000 tortoises." - wikipedia

every time sailors attempted to bring the tortoises back to europe they never made the journey, because the crew would eat every last one

>>11355154
Who is they

>>11356106
Some German dude, he answered a newspaper ad, met another gay dude, cut off his dick and ate it together with him. Afterwards he offed the guy and cooked him up

>>11355154
>CJD basically kills ur brian cells
>Sits on the bowell (sic)

This is garbage.

>>11356671
>brian cells
>brian
Also heard that if a human eats another brain it causes dementia and other untreatable brain diseases

>>11356759
You're thinking of kuru, and you can supposedly avoid it by cooking the brain. However, there are a shitload of other prion diseases that you can get from eating brains specifically, so ask yourself if you really want to take that gamble.

>>11353607
has to be usda inspected.

>>11356759
Eating brains is only dangerous if the person you cannibalized had a prion disease.

>>11353886
>thank gods
lost

>>11354378
Animals can't be "innocent." They don't have morality.

>>11353607
Market hunting is illegal, you won't find wild venison in local shops. Farmed is a "maybe" at best.

>>11356054
I had smoked whale in Norway. Wasn't anything to write home about.
I'd try it again as carpaccio, I guess. Just to see if it tastes any better that way.

>>11357674
My cat sure as fuck isn't "innocent". That little fucker brings home huge dead rats like every other day. He doesn't even need to eat them, I feed him cat food. He just goes out and murders for pleasure. What a monster.