/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11334406
a penis can fit in my butt

How did it taste?

>>11334414
like coffee but a hint of peanut butter

>>11334406
>>11334409
>/ck/
>can't cook, Europeans, and homosexuals
A lot of overlap.

most hot sauces taste like shit
Jamaican browning sauce and brown sugar taste better than white sugar
potatoes are pretty nutrition with the skin on
homemade bread only keep for a day or two

>>11334414

Very savory, creamy and smooth. The nuttiness of the actual nut compliments and mellows out the usual nuttiness of coffee. I'd definitely recommend it.

>>11334414
Well afterwards it tasted a lot like my butt

i accidently put cinnamon in chicken noodle soup. it was not terrible.

>>11334409
I'll bet you five bucks that mine can't.

>>11334419
>europeans
>on 4chan
kek

The brine from jalapenos is delicious poured over bbq onions

>>11334447
will you be gentle and not try to just ram it in?

>>11334421
>most hot sauces taste like shit
i agree. and hot sauces should also be paired with types of foods. people who say they put one kind on everything should be ignored.
for example, sriracha goes well with sauteed or baked sweet potatoes and brussels sprouts. tacos go well with a carrot-based hot sauce like marie sharps. jambalaya goes well with some vinegary shit like louisiana sauces.

>>11334406
coffee flavor loves nuts so I'm not surprised this tastes good. Good find OP

One time some chup was touching my roni & cheese. I ate it all in one bite and it was gud. Now I put chup on eerything.

>>11334406

you've achieved the same effect as any flavored coffee creamer

>nut flavor
>fat

whoah dude. still, ill try it tomorrow. i wonder how it would be with protein powder as a quick breakfast replacement, like hot coffee w two T of peanutbutter dissolved in it then shake it with protons

>>11334579
>you've achieved the same effect as any flavored coffee creamer

Well, minus the questionable chemicals that are in most "flavored coffee creamers".

>>11334593

flavored coffee creamers are for fatasses and faggots, i wholeheartedly agree

>coffee
>milk
>ice

based beverage

>>11334406
No kitchen is complete without one of these

>>11334681
bike pump?

>>11334406
Cubed potatoes in chilli is fucking great

>>11334683
>she doesn't know

>>11334409
>>11334429
based and redpilled

>>11334683
penis pump

>>11334421
> homemade bread only keeps for a day or two
Lies. Mine keeps for a week.

I substitute coffee for water when I make oatmeal and sometimes I put a fat lump of peanut butter in there.

>>11334425
actually peanuts aren't nuts lmaoooo

>>11334409
Based buttsex poster

>>11334425
>nuttiness flavor
That’s fucking gay

>>11334694
>she

>>11334820
based cum equivalence poster

>>11334839
She can identify as whatever she wants to, anon

>>11334681
but is it a bike pump?

There's something similar to this I discovered from a friend.
>Go to an Eastern European restaurant with tons of soviet era paraphernalia.
>order some Russian tea, which also came with some sort of jam.
>Friend recommended to dip a spoonful of jam into the tea.
>Was pretty good from what I remember
>Ask him where he got it from, and it was from weebshit
I think that was from Girls Und Panzer.

>>11335134
Are you telling me you don't have a bike pump in your kitchen, anon?

>>11335145
Why are you friends with weebs?

>>11335158
weebs tend to come in handy l when it comes to random food tidbits. I'd say that's a good enough reason to be friends with one.
Otherwise they're useless

if you are dead ass broke as fuck and need to cobble together a small snack to sustain yourself, tortillas, some hot sauce and cheese nuked will taste adequate enough to not vomit

>>11334553

>>11334421
>homemade bread only keeps for a day or two
why not keep it in the fridge

>>11335386
>keeping your bread in the fridge

>>11335512
i know, i'd have to find somewhere else to put my shoes

>>11334681
I got that exact model from Walmart. Used it to upgrade a Buzz Bee Extreme Blastzooka. One pump and it shoots an Elite like an upgraded springer. Three and you shoot spirals.

>>11335555
I just use it to show my gf who's boss. Nice trips btw

>>11334856
cringe

>>11335594
>trips

you mean quads

>>11335601
>three sets of repeating digits
>not trips

>>11334406
If you mix orange soda and dr pepper together it tastes great.

Try it next time you have unlimited refills in a fast food place.

>>11335610
uh..

>>11335610
not how it works cringelord

>>11335610

String cheese goes great in coffee.

>>11335622
I saw a similar post blaming it on another post in a different thread. I think it is the same person pretending to be different people.

>>11335654
does it rly or u trollin

>>11334406

Peanut butter also goes well in ramen. Here in China they always put sesame paste in it to give it some consistency. Turns out peanut butter does the same thing.

>>11335716
Just dip it in long enough for it to melt, and then eat it and sip. It's a godly combination.

>>11335755
>room temp water
>melt

>>11335755
>drinking cold coffee

>>11334839
/ck/ is a women's board

pb on ma balls

>>11334409
BASED BLESSED AND REDPILLED

>>11334811
>Coffee oatmeal
Gonna try this, might actually be a game changer

>>11336178
That name reminds me of something I would have seen on totse. Thanks for making me feel old, friend

>>11335712
Which thread?

Because it is good and I spread the word.
It was my best friend in highschools favorite drink, he got me to try it, otherwise I never would've on my own.

>>11336489
>totse
god textfiles take me back

>>11334447
wanna try?

>>11334406
peanut butter goes great on turkey heh

>>11335145
>Ask him where he got it from, and it was from weebshit
>not from Brothers Karamazov

what a faggot

potato chips and popcorn, what a combo, try it

>>11336009
>internet
>women

>>11334406
Don't put it in my coffee but I love eating peanut butter toast while drinking coffee.

>>11336810
you have to be over 18 to post on 4chan, sweetie

>>11336777
OVER 20 LBS OF FLAVOR

don't ever put zesty orange chocolate into your coffee unless you never want to entirely be turned off by the very thought of coffee for the next year.

>>11335284
can confirm, I am a useless weeb.

please be my friend

>>11334421
>potatoes are pretty nutrition

>>11336810
Some 4chan boards have a significant number of female users. /ck/, /cm/, /u/ and /cgl/ are prime examples of this.
You need to hate yourself a lot to browse 4chan, and teenage girls as well as young women perfectly fit the bill for that.
Now before you go off masturbating to every (You) you get because it could be from a woman, keep in mind that most of them are fat, ugly, and/or gay, just like most male Anons on 4chan.

>>11336990
if I'm a guy and like those boards does that make me gay

>>11337024
>/cm/
probably dude

>>11337028
you can browse /cm/ and be perfectly straight, I aint gay

>>11334811
>actually peanuts aren't nuts lmaoooo
They're certainly "nutty" though, which is all he said.

>>11335386
why not keep dough in the fridge and tear off a chunk whenever you want fresh-baked bread

>>11337037

>the nuttiness of the actual nut
NO he didn't

>>11335134
>doesn't have a bike pump in his kitchen
anon, are you even faintly interested in cooking?

>>11335594
those were quads, nigger
>>11335555
>>11335555
>>11335555
>>11335555
wew lad

>>11337041
the second nut is reference to semen

>>11336493

Youre not wrong, anon. Also:

>1/2 dr peppies
>1/4 coke
>1/4 sprite

Is also very based if theres no orange

>>11334681
>needing a pump
Never skip lung day, friend.

>>11334406
D:

>>11335145

>>11335145
Why does it matter where he learned it? I got all my cooking skills from your grandma, and she's a huge fucking faggot.

>>11334406
Mix a little bit of ketchup in with store bought pasta sauce. Totally brings the favor back to life, pasta just tastes dull to me without it now

>>11336990
>/ck/
>significant female userbase
Explains why no on can fucking cook

>>11336990
>>11337216
This makes me sad as hell because this board is nothing but Americans discussing what kind of mayonnaise to put on their hotdogs while chasing off anybody who actually understands food.
If girls are coming here for cooking tips that means another whole generation is fucking doomed.

>>11334455
At the restaurant I last worked at, the juice was part of a house hot vegetable mix.

>>11334406
Fuck I might try that

>>11335134
Uhh what IS a kitchen after all? Dumbass.

>>11337281
it's a meme newfag, it actually tastes like shit

>>11337259
>If girls are coming here for cooking tips that means another whole generation is fucking doomed.

>>11334811
I tried this with the addition of some almonds mixed in.

Can't say I was the biggest fan, though it was convenient making my coffee and oatmeal together.

6.5/10 might try again with adjusted quantities

>>11335152
>>11337045
>>11337286
pls no bully. I just put a bike pump in my oven so I can be part of the club. how many degrees should I set the oven and how many pumps?

>>11334406
Anything would make coffee taste good.
That's just how shitty coffee is.

>>11334406
Just mix in a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.

>>11335145
Can confirm that does happen in Girls und panzer.

>>11337357
You use it to recharge your bread horn.

>>11337290
>referencing that part of the post like it's the part that offended you and not the bit where I made fun of your favourite hotdog recipe

>>11337450
Offended me? Dude, I got second hand embarrassment from your post, there was nothing offensive about it

>>11337459
Posted through tears and gritted teeth. You're not fooling anybody, anon.

>>11337459
I bet I know what'd make you feel better.