/ck/ - Food & Cooking

somebody browses /pol/

imagine the smell

>>11333640
...and?

>>11333626
no, cicis pizza isnt very good

>>11333645
so get the fuck out

>>11333626
Test

>>11333648
you'd have to go to /pol to even know this was posted there, faggot

and /ck doesnt belong to you so stfu

It's not actually unlimited. They close at 9 PM whether you've had your fill or not.

Seems like it's designed as a form of assisted suicide. I mean, you'd have to have lost your will to live to eat Cicis often enough to get your money's worth.

>>11333626
whats the catch?
can you eat it everyday?

>>11333652
yeah but now that we all know you browse /pol/...

get out

How much does it cost to eat at cici's? $10? So i'd have to eat at Cici's 20 times in one year just to break even ? No fucking way.

>>11333648
>>11333677
autism.jpg

OP posts about food, this is a food thread

stupid seething NPC

>>11333648
if it's properly /catergorized/, then you can get the fuck out
You might try reddit, they like dissecting people into groups and then judging each other based on the extremities of those groups. It's a liberal haven: you'll fit right in.

>>11333648

>>11333679
Yeah sounds fucking disgusting. If they included free arcade games each visit then maybe

>>11333626
That's less than a dollar a fucking day, all you can eat. They've gotta be open more than 200 days a year for sure.

Holy shit that's a good deal.

>>11333686
yeah i'm liberal and you're ignorant conservative trash

>>11333677
>limiting yourself to one board
>to the exclusion of others
>then judging people based on 'purity'

>>11333669
Yes. The catch is people will get sick of it before they eat $200 worth of their shitty pizza, and you also have to purchase drinks and such (dine-in only).

>>11333699
glad we've established that, so we know what to expect from you from now on

>>11333699
>>11333709
which is little more than name-calling and hypocrisy, with very little subject matter to contribute, because your small mind is geared towards conquering individuals instead of your environment

>>11333702
can you not get free water?

>>11333724
Anyone fucking vile enough to drop $200 on cicis ain’t drinkin water, boss

$200 and you won't need groceries for a year. Factor in another $150 for a gym membership where you can exercise your ass off and bathe, and you could just live in your car all year. I might do this.

>>11333759
but what about veggies and fruit?

>>11333727
tru

>>11333764
Do they have a desert pizza with like blueberries or apple? Pizza hut buffet does.

I've never actually been inside a cicis pizza.

>>11333699

>>11333764
cicis has salad bar

I'd use this as more of a split option thing. Like find a few other people to pitch in for it then rotate getting a pizza every day with different people.
You'd only need 5~ people to make it cost 40~ bucks for what could easily be several dozens pizzas over the year.
Doing it for one person or even one family would never be a good idea. This is a good deal if you can get some friends in on it and dont mind the quality of the pizza.

>>11333716
>>11333686

are you really holding /pol/ as good example of high-level discussion?

serious question

>>11333626
yes

>>11333811
seriously does it matter?
half the threads on this board are about fast food and shit you can google in 5 seconds

>>11333823
Thats like, irrelevant to my question.

I like my food threads without politics for what thats worth.

>>11333831
nobody brought up politics until that one guy chimped out about it

>>11333837
again, still irrelevant to my question.

I'm just dumbfounded that people hold /pol/ in any serious respect

>>11333844
so wtf are you asking?
>irrelevant this irrelevant that
you're being irreverent at this point

>complain about /pol but wouldnt shut up about /pol

>>11333819
Based

>>11333849
I asked one question: does that anon really hold /pol/ in a positive light.

Literally never got that answered just two responses about quality of this board and who brought up politics. Those definitely don't answer my question.

>>11333668
Underated post

But yeah a great deal if you are homeless.Op do you have to show ID or do they give you a card or what? cause maybe you could use it for a few months then give it to someone else when you get to the point of vomiting just when hearing the name cicis

>>11333857
and so what if he does?
why is it "dumbfounding" to you that there are people who like /pol? (its literally the #1 board on this site by traffic)
/pol serves its community exactly the way they want and need to be served, its not good or bad it just is, it serves a big subset of channers

its like asking why fast food restaurants exist--they exist because theres a demand that needed to be met

>>11333880
well not so much in that it serves a need. I agree it's giving what a large amount of people want.

He asserted that the pol community has been miscategorized. That's what I have a hard time believing.

It's like saying fast food isn't unhealthy because there are some(very few) healthy options.

>>11333903
>He asserted that the pol community has been miscategorized.

uhm i think he was saying this thread has been correctly categorized by subject, it is about food, on a food board. (so it didnt matter if the same pic was posted on /pol, so that other anon had no right to chimpout about it)

>>11333927
damn

if I fucked that up then I'm just going to drop this

total misinterpretation on my part

>>11333938
no worries, its all gucci senpai

when will you niggers shut the fuck about /pol/?

>>11333949
whats up with the racism?

>>11333679
>>11333694
Honestly, this most likely isn't a thing that's meant for a single person, rather a place that holds events often, or schools etc.

>>11333956
it's not racism if it's directed towards everyone

>>11333698
any sane person would have lost their will to live long before that point
too much of the same thing will drive a man mad

>>11333626
Considering this is real and is successful enough, every fucking fast food chain will jump on this. Essentially a damn food based subscription. I'm equally worried and curious about our future. I mean, I saw a webm of a robot today doing a god damn backflip.

>>11334344
bro that vid is old as fuck lmao

>>11334377
It's not even a year old ya dingus.

>>11333626
Back before I started eating healthier I would get a craving for a buffet like once every couple of months and every time I would be disappointed.

>cheaper than gyms
How does it feel

>>11333699

>liberal
>nothing to offer but SEETHING
>lacking the slightest trace of self-awareness

Fucking pottery :3

>>11334423

To be fair, that is a fucking eternity to the internet.

HOLY FUCK CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT /POL/ EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THREAD?

THIS IS A FUCKING PIZZA PASS THREAD. IT HAS LITERALLY NOTHING TO DO WITH /POL/, YET ANTI-/POL/TARDS HAD TO BRING THEM UP ANYWAY, AND RUIN ALL DISCUSSION

STOP BRINGING IT UP WHEN NO ONE ELSE DOES. /POL/ IS NO LONGER RUINING DISCUSSIONS. YOU ARE, BECAUSE YOU WON'T FUCKING LET /POL/ DIE EVEN WHERE THEY DON'T BELONG

SHUT UP AND TALK ABOUT PIZZA YOU FUCKING RETARDS

FUCK

FUCK

FUCK

>>11334554
stupid anime poster

>>11333626
Don't have a cici's here but if my local pizza places would offer that I'd take it holy shit yes
The cheapest fresh pizza I can get is a margherita for 4€
So I could eat 50 of the cheapest pizzas I can get with this deal and already have my money's worth
You can bet I eat more than 50 pizzas a year especially with that deal
And that's no toppings, once you throw some the value goes up to 8 to 10€ per pizza
Actually this would really improve my financial situation (and probably worsen my health equally)

>>11334554
You sound like a nice rational person and pol expert. Can you tell me why you are shilling so hard for pol I don't want it in my FBI /cia profile but why do you like it there what's it all about? Does it have to do with Poland and their jcommie death camps?

>>11334554
For me it's the swastika pizza

>>11334554
Seething and obsessed

>>11333626
If eaten once a week, that's <$4 each time.

It's a good deal if you like their pizza. I don't think they have it here, though.

>>11334571
This

>>11334495
Planet Fitness is $60/year last I saw

>>11334571
>>11335014

>>11334554
>STILL mad she didn't win.

>>11333698
Or just under $4 a week or $17 a month.

>>11333626
DIE CISIS SCUM

>>11333626
This sounds like Movie Pass... which is failing miserably. You pay, then they close because "we didn't expect so much consumption".

This is one where there is probably some fine print limiting to areas where they researched beforehand.

>>11333648
If /pol/ posters were forced to stay in /pol/, all other boards in 4chan would become depopulated.

>>11337363
And that's a good thing

>>11333677
Fuck off back to /reeddditt/ with your "/pol/ bogeyman" cancer, you pathetic piece of garbage.

>>11333686
This.

>>11333652
We use trailing slashes on board names here. You know where you need to go back to.

>>11333699
>i'm liberal and you're ignorant conservative trash
You don't even know what "liberal" or "conservative" even means. You're just spouting shit like an angry child....which you undoubtedly are....

>>11333759
Based. If you think about this from a money perspective yeah you'd be miserable eating that much cicis but think about the money you would save holy shit.

Unironically not a terrible idea if you're genuinely poor especially since there's a salad bar. Most people that poor wouldn't be able to scrounge up $200 in the first place though.

>>11335169
>calling out animeposting on a food and cooking imageboard is reddit
Anon, I see that you are a man of culture, you gentlesir! slow clap I regret that I have but one upboat to give, but I see you did the sex, so achievement unlocked! To be fair, while your username is relevant, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 5/7 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. My coworkers are staring at me because this post made me shoot coffee out of my nose. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. At first I was like, but then Pepperidge Farm remembers. I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today; I'll just nopity nope on out of here. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY. whoosh. This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. Wife her in the butt, OP! I'm a simple man; I see boobies, I click the up vote button. I have the weirdest boner right now, and that was not my proudest fap...

>>11337588
EDIT 1: sigh unzips
EDIT 2: Good morning Reddit! Did not expect this thread to blow up (ʘ言ʘ╬)
EDIT 3: THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER!!
EDIT 4: RIP my inbox lol!

>>11337588
anime is for NPCs.
/ck/ is full of NPCs.

>>11333664
lol

>>11337497
except /pol/ turns everything it touches into shit, look at /tv/ and /v/

>>11337588
>>11337594

>>11337510
t. pineapple eating cuck

>>11337618
Bullshit. The majority of /pol/ is /reddddit/ faggots making fun of /pol/ for not being /redditt/ faggots while spamming "blacked" threads and "muh 56%" threads.

"/pol/" is an attitude more than a board, and it's the attitude that rejects your cancerous /reddittt/ faggotry, which is why it triggers you so much.

>>11337618
/tv/ is immeasurably improved now that its basically /nu-pol-tv

whats the loss? another capeshit or STAHWARS thread?

>TFW Cici's quit NY State because of the minimum wage increase for fast food workers was too much
Understandable considering it was a buffet and there's only so high you could raise your prices before you consider just ordering a whole pizza at a better place.

>>11337618
its not really /pol/'s fault that modern media (games and movies and TV shows) are full of political agendas

how do you really discuss a game like Battlefield V or a movie like Black Panther without touching on politics? it would be very lame, stilted and not possible, because politics was baked into their DNA

>>11333648
Nah buddy, I think you're the one that needs to go.

so, is it a good deal?

>>11338039
Imagine being this much of a retard

>>11338120
imagine being this much of a retard

>>11338039
>not really /pol/'s fault that modern media (games and movies and TV shows) are full of political agendas
What's funny is that all those pussies finally managed to interject themselves in the (((media))) and instead of changing peoples minds with their pussy propaganda, people have just stopped watching.

>>11338123
Yes, Foucault and his ilk are de rigeur in intellectual circles ie. "everything is politics." That is regardless of the author's intentions.

>>11338120
Oi vey!

>>11338166
you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded

>>11338185
You sure showed him.
>nu-4chan

>>11338188
>88
based

>>11338175
>look an image
>nobody could EVER photoshop an image
why don't people include source
Like, I don't disbelieve you, but come on

>>11338175
>>11338238
It's not a photoshop. I can tell from the pixels and having seen quite a few shops in my time.

i hate americans

>>11338263
No you don't, bitch. You LOVE us the same way every other Ameriboo on 4chan does or you wouldn't be here every day bitching about how much you "hate" Americans. The fact of the matter is that you fantasize about taking a big American cock up your ass, and you come here for attention while you do it, just like all the rest.

>>11338263
Why? We rarely show such hatred for you unless we attack you?

And what's wrong with the image? It's affordable Mexican cheese, cheddar, and pizza cheese. Maybe soon whatever backwater country you come from will have affordable pre-grated cheese too.

>>11338280
your country is dog shit compared to mine. make no mistake fatty. i bought your shitty passport for 500k. wouldn't even wipe my ass with this joke

>>11338175
It's funny because every anti-semitic and pro-Palestinian, and vice versa, is intentionally ridiculous, and the people who take it seriously are the most ridiculous of all.

>>11338284
>he hates America so much he owns an American passport
lol this is the height of Euro tsundere life

>>11338296
your fake non county gave me one when i expanded by business to sap the money from your gullible nigger race. make no mistake. i have never set foot and never will in your mulatto piss country

>>11338280
> bitter 'merican talking shit about other countries

I would much, much rather have our temporary "muslim situation" than your permanent nigger problem.

>>11333626
well if you want to be fat this is how you do it. Average pizza delivery is ~$20 .... you can do the math...

>>11338296
S-shut up. We're just neighbors that are sometimes friendly with each other.

>>11338286
>It's funny....
No, it's not. It's subversion. Which is exactly why the Germans were right, and we were wrong as fuck.

>>11338284

The only thing you produce for us is expense in holding back the bear to the east. Our impoverished neighbors to the south created a better culinary experience in two hundred years when you had thousands. We make everything you do already, and better. We make what you cannot and license it to you.

>>11338325
>two nonsense arguments make a right-wing
goosestep off to your tribunal faggot
>abloobloobloo muh civil varrrrr

>>11338330
The fuck are you even talking about you mentally retarded turbo nigger. I'm richer than you, healthier than you, whiter than you, more attractive than you, will live longer than you, will earn more than you, will own more and better guns than you, will enjoy more freedom than you, will never be mugged, robbed, raped, or murdered. You are a subhuman shit from a nation of subhuman mutt dogs.

Get on your knees and beg.

>>11338306

This is true.

>>11333648
>t. Jimmy Alefantis

>>11338343
Join the pride or be destroyed by the tide.

>>11338348
>richer than you
>switzerland
>healthier than you
>switzerland
>more attractive than you
>59% face
>will live longer than you
>switzerland
>will earn more than you
>switzerland
>will own guns
>switzerland
>will enjoy more freedom
>switzerland
>will never be mugged
>switzerland
did you forget what cunt he belonged to or did the fat between your ears just preempt you from googling GDP per capita figures by country? he owns more guns than you and makes more money and worries about less niggers you stupid cuck

>>11338348

You are none of those things. Everything you have is because of my immediate ancestors. What yours have contributed is marginal. Go back further and you have some paintings they teach in what we call "community college".

And again, Latin countries have surpassed you both in culinary and in vineyards.

>>11338358
>it's another brainlet slogans for five hours out of autism and fucks off to his hive thread

>>11338363
This is me....
>>11338348
>>11338284

>>11338364
The fuck are you even talking about you mentally retarded nigger. Switzerland is a Latin country... Jesus christ just fucking suicide you degenerate mutt

>all these seething Ameriboo's itt

>>11338381
Amerifats being anally ravaged by a single based Swiss poster ITT. This thread needs to be stickied as the eternal embodiment of the embarrassment of the Americuck

>>11338380

Too busy winning so you can stay fat and happy, comrade.

>>11338401
>Posts two mixed raced niggers in defense of America
I don't even need to riposte.

'Mericans are just a shameless people.

>>11338410

ok

>>11338413
Based german engineers getting your mulatto country into space.

>>11338263
>now melts

??????? did the cheese not fucking melt before?

>>11338433
Based american petroleum industry reselling waste run off as cheese to amerifats.

>>11338433
No. They'd coat cheap-ass cheese in corn-starch so it would last longer and not stick to itself if it got warm.

>>11333626
You'd have to go 34 times to make it worth it, idk if I could do that in a year

>>11338427

Yeah seriously thanks for the rocket tech. Maybe it's too bad it couldn't defeat the Ford assembly line.

>>11333640
I don't get it, what in OP's post made you say that.

>>11333648
No u

>>11338465
you would have to go 10 times, not 34. also you eat pizza every other day so it's worth.

>>11333862
Kek, this
>Beg for a couple of weeks until you have $200
>Food is now off your mind as a care
>Beg for a couple of weeks
>Acquire cheapest gym subscription
>You can now shower every day
>Beg a bit more
>Buy some simple, cheap clothing
>Find job
>Earn money
>Acquire housing
Wa la

>>11338579
that's actually pretty damn genius. homeless people should do this.

>>11338461
I think all pre-shredded cheese is coated in corn starch. I've got some right now thats prepared as such. It melts though

>>11338600

All shredded cheese is covered in corn starch. There isn't another way to prepackage it. That's why it's best to shred it yourself. Especially since we also have the best cheese in the world. That's my problem with stuff like Cicis it's obviously not the best ingredients. Maybe if I worked next door to them and they had a GREAT salad bar I'd treat the place like a cafeteria. So the $17 a month would be basically a service fee on top of my gym.

>>11338579
>couple of weeks
Try a day or two. Good panhandlers make more than some dual income homes. Too bad they just buy booze and drugs with it

>>11338590
They already do the gym thing. The pizza part is only a new possibility, and the job part would mean abandoning a lucrative racket.

>>11337618
/v/ was always /b/ 2.0

>>11336863
Except movie pass is far more reasonable. You get your money's worth after one purchase basically. Anyone who goes to the movies even once per month is benefiting from it and thats actually pretty common for some people. You'd have to eat at Cici's 20+ times a year for that to pay off. Thats quite a lot for one specific pizza chain.

>>11333640
I don't know what you're talking about, because I don't browse /pol/ like you must if you think you know what he's talking about and you think it's from /pol/

>>11339333
This. Checked.

feels good to live in a more developed country according to the UN's development index lads. mutts larping about their prosperity and good food will never know what its like to live on greener pastures

>>11339326
>You'd have to eat at Cici's 20+ times a year for that to pay off.
So it pays for itself in three weeks. Good deal!

Why can't I find any evidence of this being a real thing?

>>11339948
the fuck happened to texas?

>>11339948

>>11340025
Immigrants. Not all illegals, but also floods of obese dindus from the east. After Katrina many people suffered. Most of which weren't from Louisiana.

>>11338590
>genius
>homeless people should do this
There's a reason homeless people are homeless, anon.

>>11340027
>everyone who hates my country must be a bong who is personally mad about 1776
you guys dont really believe this do you?
go nibble on some american 'cheese', it looks like your brain is running low on preservatives

>>11340115

No. I do believe Switzerland is a model for the rest of the world in many ways. It's because I'm not a fool that I understand that while retaining pride in what makes America truly great. Speaking of your excellent success in so many areas I am sure you don't mind that the US is restructuring all agreements unilaterally. Including out competing your investors in interest rates, excise taxes, etc.

I have friends who are living in rural areas of Switzerland. We're trying to update the archaic supply chains and a tech level that's circa 1964. The economy would buckle if it wasn't for capital flight from poor nations being smuggled into the financial system. Which is a microcosm of our own, that we could replicate should we not want to keep Europe stable.

So it goes my dude. Weird how I don't speak your language.

>>11333648
fuck off you stupid redditor
>>>/killyourself/

>>11333677
>t you

>>11333831
No one brought up politics until you acccused him of browsing pol you literal dumbass

>>11333857
Fuck you and your stupid question. You reek of Reddit. Never post in this thread again and fuck off back to your safe space. You’re a joke

>>11340159
>assuming im swiss
keep trying anon!
it must be hard to single out flaws in a country better then yours when so much of the world is better then muttland

>>11333938
Idiot. Get the fuck out numale

>>11340224
POWERFUL based and redpilled!
MAGA

>>11338263
For having dogshit fake food in the literal dollar store that only the poorest of the poor buy?

>>11333938
Next time rub your brain cells together before you post, fucking faggot retard fuck.

>>11340230
>le assumptions on assumptions
No really, kill yourself. You are a joke

>>11340226

Oh well it was the passport that made me guess. Which is fine I don't mind being mistaken. It's not like I didn't lay out a case for why American industry and tech isn't vastly superior to whatever rock you live next to. Looks pretty good if you re-read it, I'm sure it's given a lot of my bros here some pride. Feels good having pride because you're winning. Or in this case, you've won. You lost when you wrote in English on a board founded by an American sold to a citizen of a US ally.

>>11340256
>Oh well it was the passport that made me guess.
Good enough assumption, but there is more then one murifat hater shitposting on this thread :^)
>American industry and tech isn't vastly superior to whatever rock you live next to
Yet i still have a higher quality of life? Having google and facebook as american owned companies is a means to an ends, that end being a better quality of life. And yet this is comparatively not being achieved by you guys.
>You lost when you wrote in English on a board founded by an American sold to a citizen of a US ally.
God forbid i used my native tongue, that was spread here by a country that wasn't yours! I sure do find it enjoyable making murimutts on the internet mad thanks to an invention created by an bong working at CERN. Please keep taking credit for something that has nothing to do with you or your shit country.
I also noticed you havent played the 'largest economy in the world' card yet. Even if that did mean anything as per capita statistics are more important, your mutt shithole has been eclipsed by China as the largest economy! I cant wait to grow old(much older then you thanks to life expectancy), in a world run by based chinks instead of arrogant, deluded, race mixed, mutts

>>11340316

Jesus Christ you must be bored and desperate for affirmation. Your jealousy rages so hard you're trying to troll /ck/ just to end up as a punching bag for Americans. Making claims you can't back up except by /b/ level insults and shit tier /pol/ memes on /ck/ lol. That's winning for you and you expect me to believe anon has a high quality of life. You obviously hate yourself.

i...i think this seems like a good deal...
what the fuck is going on in this thread? i just wanted to talk about pizza

>>11338283
I'm siding with the europoor on this one.
That shit ain't cheese boss.

>>11340388
Thisssss

CICI

DO YOU LOVE ME

>>11333677
What he meant is that the only way to know that it's a meme emanating from /pol/ would be to browse it. If you're telling that person to fuck off, you're essentially telling yourself to fuck off. Now follow your own advice if it's that great, dumbass.

>>11333648
kys reddit

>>11333702
I don't get sick of things. I eat some of the same meals every day unless I run out of stuff and don't want to go get more.

I'd take this deal if I lived near the place and they offered whole wheat crust.

>>11333649
Based

>>11333844
no its not fucking irrelevant you asshole shit fucker

>all these assblasted yuropedans ITT

>>11338643
>sits in front of F(au)x News all day while browsing Breibart and wearing a MAGA hat

>>11333648
I think you need to leave

>>11337363
And?

4chan took a recent nosedive and it's probably do to bullshit users. Fortunately you're less likely to get bullshit banned now and it's more temporary, though immediately after Hiroshimoot took over I was getting temp-banned for anything not politically correct. I like the site being stable but I don't want more ad revenue so we can become tumblr 2.0.

>>11342531
>4chan took a recent nosedive
4chan picks up a new batch of retards every time it's mentioned in the press, and in every election cycle. It especially gets flooded with pussy SJW types that get assblasted because 4chink is NOT like their /lereddit/ safe space.

Now fuck off back to where you belong.

>>11333626
>incomming mouth breathing lardass making autistic threads about the utter garbage they're eating every week with their stupid "cicis pizza pass to diabeetus" cancer threads.

>>11342697
>everything I don't like is reddit
I've been here since long before Moot fucked the pooch so hard a lot of us spent time on 420, .ru, 7chan, and wtfux. And I don't plan on going anywhere so long as 4chan isn't down for months again.

>>11333648
(You)

>>11342505
Kek

>>11333795
What if they make u take a picture for the membership id thing

>>11333648
>>11333677
Id love to cave your fucking skull in. Fucking loser

>>11333768
They have apple dessert pizza as well as bomb ass cinnamon rolls and brownies

I hate this place so fucking much

>>11343620
I'm guessing you just came to the thread and saw the absolute garbage it derailed into heh...

>>11343620
Nigga why you here then?

>>11333626
is this real? can't find any evidence on their website

i'd definitely do it

>>11333626
Decent

>>11333648
Okay, this is epic.

>>11333648
Based

>>11344643
Cringe and bluepilled

>>11333626
>it's not real

>>11344679
Olive Garden's 100 dollar yearly pasta pass is very real and very fat.

>>11344663
Not based

>>11333626
Came here to post this;
"Sign said All you can eat for 99 cents. All I could eat was 25 cents worth." It was a meme from the great depression on shitty buffets and hash houses.
All I found was pic related. WTF /ck/

>>11345604
It's real bro

>>11339967
I could maybe eat pizza once a week, but I guess it would pay off.

>>11337363
... and that's a good thing

>>11334554
I agree anon but we need to talk bout your anime fetish

>>11338574
Um cicis is 6 bucks where I live, Do you live on the moon or something where it costs 20 dollars?

If I eat two meals a day at CiCis I will be able to feast at 27c a meal. You do the rest of the math, where my fellow gluttons at?

>>11334554
This

>>11333626
is cicis even good for chain pizza? I would never eat any chain pizza because I actually have good pizza here and not flyover trash

You guys act like you have to pig out each visit. You could just go for lunch one day and get spaghetti or 2 slices of pizza and leave. If you did that once a week or two it would pay off easily.

>>11343481
>Bomb ass
Oh my God you have no taste

Let's math this out:

Google says that CiCis charges $5.99 per adult, plus $1.99 for drinks, right?

So, assuming that you go there EVERY SINGLE DAY for the next year, you're looking at $2479.68 before tax and tip.

Let's pretend that you're a reasonable human being who probably won't ham-beast there every fucking day, perhaps once or twice a week? Less than that?

So the math for once a week would be: $383.04 ($7.98 x 4 x 12 = $383.04 before tax and tip)
Twice a week: $ (7.98 x 2 x 4 x 12 = $766.08 before tax/tip)

So, I guess mathematically it seems like a good deal, but then you've gotta step back and look at the bigger pictures. Cici's is shit. It's cheap cardboard with cheese and f-grade quality toppings. Fat poor people love it. (There are TONS of fat hispanics loading up their plates the last time I went two years ago.) So, if that's your jam then go for it. Otherwise, save your $200 for better pizza. Hell, get your lazy fat ass in the kitchen and make your own god damn pizza. You can do better anyway.

>>11333795
I think you'll need to show your id along with your membership card.

>>11338590
99.9% of homeless are insane.

>>11333626
if you get a pizza a week thats about 4 dollars a pizza. pretty good.

>>11333956
Racism is accepted here. It is also not a real thing.

>>11337618
/pol/ fixed /tv/ or at least it's doing its best. Trust me, I know, /tv/ has been my home board since 2010.

>>11347959
This post is reddit as fuck. You're trying to appear intelligent using the absolute most basic of math skills but still managed to fuck it up. The drink isn't included with the deal so your base price should be $5.99, you didn't even attempt to include an estimated sales tax AND your dumb ass thinks there are 48 weeks in a year.

Jesus fucking christ /ck/ has gone to shit the last few years. I'm not one to call Reddit on everyone but please fuck off back there

>>11348542
they're both shittier than they ever have been
go home pedo

>>11348544
I'm not a pedo, faggot, tell me what board you go to so I can talk shit about it as well as how much of a Gaylord you are.

>>11333727
I am. two servings of soda is far worse than pizza

>>11333938
Water under the bridge

>>11334571
Finally, getting back to the REAL issues

>>11338484
Pizza is illuminati codeword for CP, not joking

>>11348760
AJ, you lost your lawsuit, you have to go back.

>>11348543
Are you aware how autistic you sound? If you ever decide to pull your head out of your cunt and talk like an adult maybe /ck/ wouldn't be the shit hole that potato people like you make it.

>>11347959
The fact that it's named like a pharmaceutical products is a good enough reason not to eat there.

>>11348543
where does OP live?

>>11334554
Pic is me

>>11348793
So now you gotta be autistic to not fuck up basic math or know that there are 52 weeks in a year? Kindly kill yourself ASAP.

>>11348928
You first. I'll fight you on a mound of bones in hell.

>>11333626
Most of their pizza is okay, the flatbread can be good and I like the cinnamon rolls. But I don't see why anyone would go there over 30 times in one year to get their money's worth.

>>11333686
>they like dissecting people into groups and then judging each other based on the extremities of those groups.
Pot meet kettle.

>>11348793
I'd rather be autistic than a fucking retard.
>>11348865
Hence why I said estimated. A rough guess.
>>11348928
Literally this. It doesn't take an autist to form a 5th grade arithmetic equation.

>>11348691
Kek

>>11348793
oh he hit you with this stale ass shit. then called you an austist. You lose kid now fuck off back to re.ddit. OHHH!

I thought this was a CiCi's pizza thread. I remember they use to be good, but I jump around alot so maybe my local CiCi's just sucks. You can fill out the little form to get a special pizza when you get the buffet.

That's what I used to do but the Mexican at the bottom holding the entire shit down left and now no one cooks it right. It's a deep dish vegetable and pineapple. You throw the cheese on top of the dough, then throw the veg and pineapple on top and drizzle it with the pizza sauce. Let it go a little longer in the pizza oven then usual.

You gotta do it right or it comes out soggy from the vegetable water or under cooked. Usually only wanted half and let the ticket guy know, so I think my boy holding shit down sampled it and realized how to make it right or just cared.

If they let me make my own pizza it would be worth it but you can taste the "Nobody gives a fuck" in cici's top down anymore. For some reason this pizza makes you fat ass hell more than other pizza also. No clue what that is. Maybe trans fat.

>>11333698
>That's less than a dollar a fucking day, all you can eat. They've gotta be open more than 200 days a year for sure.
>Holy shit that's a good deal.
It's not a good deal. You're making the mistake of trying to convert to a daily amount that assumes you'll eat pizza there every day. Maybe one or two taste-dead autists could eat nothing but Cici's pizza for a year, but almost everyone else would start to develop an aversion to pizza after the first week tops. Not even a pizza specific thing, most people will quickly get sick of eating any one thing as their exclusive food source.

>>11334571
absolutely based