/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11319279
Oof, getting replaced with an uggo who was an upgrade in the looks department had to hurt Claire.

>>11319279
I wanna cum in her back hair if you know what I mean

>>11319279
Fuck off with this waifu shill garbage.

>>11319409
Ok this is epic

I wonder if this one knows how to temper chocolate?

>>11319279
that onion grip. DROPPPED

>>11319279
She seems cute enough. But she could improve her technique.

>>11319279
there is absolutely no reason for me to watch it without Claire

>>11319279
>Indian

>>11319527
This. I want Claire back.

>>11319279
YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
I've been waiting sooooooooo long for them to get a Woman Of Color in the BS Test Kitchen

>>11319279
I'd put my chonk in her, and then weep with shame.

For me its molly

>>11319673
Indians aren’t a minority

>>11319279
I'll save my judgement for when she makes something I'm more familiar with
but so far, I miss claire

>>11319279
>mmmmm a burnt yogurt sandwich
The absolute state

they could've at least gotten someone good-looking.

>>11319778
>2018
>/tv/ crossposters still don't understand what char is
It'd be different if it was basically carbon, but please stop posting if you don't understand how to cook

>>11319783
Take a second look at my screencap. It's completely black. It is carbonized on that side, which is why they were hiding it from the camera in every shot but that one.

>>11319783
That shits burnt not browned.

Claire legit looked like she had down's syndrome, anything is an upgrade but who cares about anyone other than Brad

>>11319829
agreed, claire is ugly and wasnt even much of a chef anyway

Poos need to go back too.

>>11319673
>BS Test Kitchen
i see what you did there

>>11319778
since she burns everything maybe she's meant to replace carla?

>>11319279
Need to wait for a good ass shot before I make a decision. Couldn't tell how it was, but looked like it had potential from the brief moment she talked to brad.

Anyone care to inform me on what happened to Claire??

>>11320006
Chris morocco killed her and wore her skin around

>those eyebrows

She'd me much cuter if she got em fixed up. Either way another waifu is always welcomed but I'll never forget my claire bear

>>11319811
>>11319827
charred food isn't supposed to be browned, they actually distinct
It's char, the same root word as charcoal, if it's not dark and black then you're doing it wrong

I see the screencap and that's still charred, a really good coverage of char actually

It's only burnt if the layer of carbonization goes into to the food, but you can plainly see in the screencap that the black layer exists only on a thin outer layer

I want /tv/ to leave and stay leave

Pajeet here.

POO

>>11320105
ur a fucking girl aren't you, only girls think those dumb fake painted on "eyebrows" look good. please stop that shit

>>11320004
This
I don't give a fuck who is cooking, as long as that ass is fat as fuck

>>11319778
I want to hug her from behind and put my face in the nape of her neck

>>11320152
>I don't understand basic facial care
stop projecting so hard, incel, your basement stench is ruining my appetite

>>11320166
ok, FAGGOT go do ur eyebows and get fucked by your perfect eyebrowed boyfriend.

>>11320105
what exactly is wrong with those eyebrows?

I think she's cute and while I don't see myself ever making this sandwich, I'm interested to see what recipes she makes in the future.

>>11319279
I wonder how she is, her skin is quite free of blemishes

>>11319783
you char meats not breads you dumbass

>>11320136
>umm ACTUALLY it's a rustic charred ancient grains sourdough
it's fucking burnt toast you retard

>>11319783
>yes uh, can i get two flame charred slices of bread and extra grande semen salad and a diet coke please thank you

>>11320136
Bro, it's burnt.

She's pretty

>priya
I had an Indian chick back in my middle school with the same name. God damn she had a tight little ass fuck sake. And holy fuck they got brown gums too, fuck getting a chub just thinking about her, had glasses too......fuuuuuuuck saaaaaake duuuuuude

anyone else hate how carla has completely ruined their "keep up with a professional chef" videos?

>>11320152
it's definitely a girl or a gay guy. No heterosexual guy actually cares about eyebrows.

>>11320552
Because she tries to make what she's doing sound more difficult than it really is and overcomplicates it making the celebrity look like an idiot?

>>11320403
my current gf is se asian and has that dark skin and tight ass, i know what you mean my dude

>>11319563
>what is molly
>what is brad?

Fuck me, I don't come to /ck/ often and didn't know you fags watched BA videos here. So much Brad funposting I missed out on.

>>11320006
claire was fired for sexually harassing brad

>>11319279
How long until Brad starts hitting that?

>>11320751
It’s a prerequisite for the job.

>>11320751
They're in the walk in as we speak

>>11320780
>HEY VINNY COME CHECK THIS OUT

>>11319279
Gross I'm never going to watch this again

>>11319279
She can't even hold a knife.

>>11319729
This, there are like 19 quintillion Indians in the world, they outnumber white people by a lot

>>11319279
I bet she didnt even wash her hands

when the fuck are they going to add a tall gl asian male

>>11319279
She's better looking than the greyhead uggo, but her mannerisms and voice are pretty shit-tier (same as the uggo really)

>>11320639
yes and also she's not a professional chef. they need to get back to having actual chefs who cook in real restaurants doing it. carla's trash.

>>11320552
I also hate everything about Carla (her appearance, personality, things she cooks)

>>11320848
We already have Andy islamophobe

>Brad using like 20 whetstones to sharpen a knife in the background

He's definitely in the deep end now.

her voice annoys me
fake laugh within 10 secs
annoying over-explanation
shitty burnt sandwich

>>11319279
>pretty
>says "addictive" instead of the inferior "addicting"
>enjoys superior well done toast
I like her. But bon appetit videos without a gimmick are never worth watching.

>>11320751
bruh her ovaries started jumpin the moment brad came over to try her sandwich. she got all nervous and smiley and weird w/ eye contact

>tfw not a 6'5" goofy, lovable, teddy bear of a man

>>11320136
"no"

>>11320848
we get based Lau every now and then
that should be enough

>>11322266
>every shot possible framed to keep him in the backround
based

>>11319279
She's not bad. Stop overreacting.

>>11322757
How long before BA just turns into Brad personality cult channel?

>>11319783

>>11322609
her expressions were rather ordinary

>>11323096
t. autist that can't read facial expressions

>>11323111
t. manlet autist that can't read facial expressions

>>11319778
fucking kek BA is the shittiest cooking channel I don't know why you morons obsess over this garbage kill yourselves

>>11319279
>forcing her to call her dad to reenact the scene where Claire called her mom

Sad

>>11322609
He's her boss

>>11319836
>wasnt even much of a chef anyway
lol COPE

Serious question: how do you write a cookbook, how do you get hired for a job like this without knowing how to cut an onion?

Claire had some moments of deficient technique too, but not knowing how to hold a fucking onion is insane.

>>11323215
You go to culinary school, don't learn anything and apply to BA afterwards on the basis of being a young woman.

>>11323127

Absolute pain watching that scene, she needs to shut the fuck up about her parents

>>11323135
He's not.

>>11319279
She seems alright. What's with the sperging?
>I don't know what to think
Then don't think anything. Just watch the recipe.

>>11319729
He's talking about a woman of color, not a minority woman.

>>11319688
>best girl

At least we still have Molly, r-right bros?

her onion grip looks like that because she is left-handed, retards. the sandwich still looks pretty shit and burnt though, massive downgrade from Claire. hope she’s doing well in Alaska now with her new bakery, she was much too talented for that job making candies on camera

>>11319991
ROASTED

I will deeply miss claire because i had such a crush on her but this new chick is cute and seems really fun and nice so i'm down.

why do u fags watch this gay cuck shit like bon appetit and sucking cocks with babish. There are a lot better channels out there, Food Wishes for one

>>11324215
this desu

>>11324291
we watch both retard, you’re not only allowed to enjoy one thing at a time

>>11324321
you are when youre enjoying awful shit like this and reddit-man

By the end of the vid she grew on me. Not yet fapping material, but that may change.

Pic unrelated.

>>11324119
STOP FUCKING SAYING SHE WENT TO ALASKA GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

she went there on vacation you mongoloids. Her story on instagram recently still had her in NY

>>11324490
No brad has a restraining order on her and she can't get within three thousand miles of him, so she had to move to alaska to keep working within the US.

Rank the BA staff

Brad > Vinny > Claire > Chris > Lau > Gaby > Amiel > Andy > Carla

>>11324529
Andy > Claire (RIP) > Brad >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Everyone else

I love her. She's cute and fun. I think she and Brad will have good chemistry.

>>11324642
This is the correct order.

>>11324642
How was Burning Man, Andy? How much trouble did you get in?

>>11324752
I think troubles got in Andy, not the other way around.

>>11319279
>start with curry
color me surprised

>>11324119
>her onion grip looks like that because she is left-handed
No, I'm left handed and that's just a spastic grip. We don't hold symmetrical things differently.

>>11325006

What did she do wrong?

>>11324112
And White isn't a COLOR to you, your retarded FAGGOT?

Now THIS is EPIC!!

>>11325030
go back to youtube comments section

>>11325018
Watching back, it's not that bad really, she just has small hands so it looks like she's holding it like a basketball and leaving her fingertips exposed. I just know it always looks weird to me when I see right handed people chopping stuff, so I assumed that's what people were complaining about.

>>11324529
Molly > (Brad + Vinny) >>>>> Everyone else

>>11325042
I haven't been able to do that for years because Google uses it for datamining now.

>>11320105
straight guys don't care about eyebrows.

>>11325109
>now
kek

>>11325225
t. butthurt roastie with turn-off eyebrows

>>11325101
Brad+Babish > Molly > Brad+Vinny > Brad+anyone >>>>> Everyone else >>>>>> Carla

>>11325101
molly is bland as fuck, she's a cute blonde and that's all she has going for her
no charm, no presence, boring as fuck food

>>11325284
Yes, there was a time when Google didn't own YouTube.

>>11319279
She seems like she's putting on a camera persona but she's a bit nervous or something and it doesn't quite come across as genuine.

>>11320006
(((She))) moved to Vice to make more money

>>11325452
Nobody is their genuine self in front of a camera. The people who seem most genuine are in reality the least genuine, because they're just better at faking. But she'll get better at faking.

>>11325493
>Brad doesn't call Vinny Bo Binny Vincenzo behind the camera
>he actually calls him Vincent

>>11325499
Does Brad's wife like any of Brad's female coworkers?

>>11319279
Poo in food

>>11325541
She can breathe a little easier knowing that brad isn't railing Claire over every kitchen counter

>>11320174
>I don't know where the clit is because the labia is too sloppy
kek
you can still find it, you just don't know how

cool facebook meme, bro

>>11325580
I bet his favorite spot to hit that was in the fermentation station.

>>11319279
i think she is cute, would probably cum on face

still dont see what people see in brad though, he seems kinda eh to me. like his whole shtick is he is a loud annoying asshole which gets old after like an episode

>>11319563
molly is leagues better than claire

>listening to the BA podcast
>Brad guests in an episode
>he sounds nothing like he does in the videos
Everything I know is a lie

>>11325428

>>11325620
How does he sounds different? Does he not have an accent IRL?

>>11325030
Thanks a lot, my face is now locked in a permanent cringe position.

>>11326738
>molly a best because she r prety ladie :^)
come back when you've finished puberty

>>11325499
Brad literally said he is the only one who doesn't call him vincent

>>11320552
Carla actually seems to overexplain things, I would rather have the celebrity fail. I think the whole concept is trash though so I've only seen a few.

>>11319778
Not all the sandwiches were burnt just one. She even comments on it and says her dad likes him more burnt. t. whiteknight

>>11327129

>>11319279
God damn i fucking HATE PAJEETS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>11327345
what do you hate about them

reminder

>>11319279
For her first video she did alright. I'm sure she will do even better in the future

>>11327145
Well yeah, the point is that the bad person is supposed to "keep up" with the other person at a normal speed.
Carla just says fuck that and goes as slow as humanly possible, explaining everything and waiting to make sure the other person doesn't get caught behind. It ruins the entire point of the show.

>>11329245
Ramsay doing it and barrelling on at 100mph while not giving a fuck what the moron behind him was up to was by far the best one.

>bon appetit

>>11329386
I feel sorry for whoever made this

>>11329390
hitting too close to home?

>>11329390
it's always the guy spamming it

>>11329245
oh yeah sorry I meant to quote
>>11320639

>>11329386
probably one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen on 4chan, pretty impressive

>>11329386
seething

>>11329386
but i dont want to be brad
i want to be bred

>>11329390
>>11329412
>>11329905
>>11329953
I think it's funny, and I think it's supposed to be! It's not serious, guys.

4chan is actually srs business now. Take it or leave it, cuck.

>>11329386
seething manlet detected

>>11330035
reeks of bitterness and autism

>>11325596
>*eating Claire's pussy, smacks his lips*
>"oh yeah vinnie, got that lactobacillus going on there and then that garlic hits you and its like:
>*brad makes a funny face while looking into the camera*

>>11329390
>>11329412
>>11329905
>>11329953
>>11330028
>>11330253
>>11330410
>when the bon appetit army comes charging

>>11325101
molly is autistic eye candy and not even an actual chef. Most complex thing she ever cooked was a Caesar Salad .

>>11332565
>those misprinted caesar salad shoes

give molly GF

>>11332565
Molly is a bitch

>>11325436
yeah, from 2005 to 2006 you dumb faggot. Truly the golden age of internet video streaming.

>>11332572
yup. she thinks she's special because she married a rich guy.

>>11332565
Stop it stop it stop it shut up shut up shut up

This shit seems kind of complicated. A grilled cheese sandwich seems a lot easier than this shit.

>>11319279
oh great, another ugly pajeet

>>11333835

stop talking about my girlfriend that way.

>>11324119
>>11324490
tell me what restaurant she has in alaska so I can go there and take a shit on the floor in the bathroom

>>11319382
No, I don't know what you mean?

Is it just me or was this whole situation from 12:20 onward really fucking awkward?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AipmQ2HWOxg

>>11319279
Dammit. I only like white women. How do I overcome this, guys

>>11335045
Become educated. Only uneducated hicks are racist, ok?

>>11335045
Why would you want to overcome a good thing?

>>11335083
Variety

>>11335089
There's no real variety in forcing yourself to like people because they're a different color, you can find those same people in the color you're already going for

>>11335033

Yeah, I never noticed it before but it seems like the other two who aren't Brad weren't really welcomed and Claire just wanted to talk to Brad. Pretty much the whole time she's facing him and ignoring the others

>>11335122
>you can find those same people in the color you're already going for

No, you definitely can't.

>>11335033
Just you, m8

>>11335194
Well I guess if you want them to cook your dog or go out into the street and take a shit with you you're out of luck

Why does Andy always peek at the camera

>>11335214

I'm just talking about body type -- there's an obvious difference between the races.

>>11335187
Lol at the mexican dishwasher saying "everybody on the count of three" and all the educated upper class basically telling her to fuck off. Happens at 12:28. Also I have noticed that when there is a very large class divide in the room that the people from the upper class will tend to gloat about their upbringing. Like how when brad starts going on about being raised in a lake community to show to the mexican dishwasher who probably grew up in a ghetto that he is better than her.

>>11335265
She is Argentine you idiot

>>11335265
I vaguely remember that episode and I thought that Claire was goading that information out of him in kind of a flirty/get-to-know-you kind of way

God these threads are some of the worst on this board.
Like a fucking gossip column for this dumb youtube series.
At least the fast food threads talk about food.

>>11335033
Just you. So glad I'm not autistic. Can't imagine going through every day life thinking mundane shit like that is awkward or """cringe"""

>>11319279
She's cute. I'd bang.

>tfw indian fetish

>>11335245
Awww dis nigga like him some BIG booty! MMmhmmm

Was she hired just to do youtube videos for them? It seemed like everyone they had do stuff before already worked there and it felt more natural.

Also feel like the gay social media director they have and behind the scenes people are popping in too much. But I guess that's their brand.

>>11337128

Unironically, though. Brown and black girls have the best bodies.

>>11335600
That's not what autism is. You probably have autism yourself and are totally unaware of it because you don't even know what it is.

>>11338275
Please educate me then, doctor.

>>11319279
WHY GOD WHY

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

WHY THE FUCK
FUCK


at least we have molly.

>>11319279
God, can you imagine those big brown doe eyes looking up to you with your dick in her mouth. You gently pet her soft, raven black hair, and pull it back behind her head, as her eyes drift away from yours and back to the task at hand...

Mmmm...

>>11340045
She looks like Tanaka.

>>11338219
lolno

>>11319279
As long as Brad and Molly don't go anywhere I don't care

>>11341931
Molly is boring as fuck. Brad is the only reason to watch that channel at all

>>11341603

But it's true.

>>11323215
>>11323221
>Be vaguely attractive girl
>Be brown
>Have a culinary degree
There you go.

>>11342472
i'd pay serious money to eat a coin out of her ass

>>11342472
>When they're pretty they're pretty
>When they're ugly they're real ugly

Women, man.

>>11324119
>onion grips

Bread burn too long, I'm probably gone
Yogurt sandwich my swan song
I'll show Claire how to leave well enough alone
I'm not this world this BA world
I fall back, concoct new worlds
I fall out in ketchup swirls
I fall until I stop this world
I fall the fuck off this world

I work down the kitch' from you've
Noticed me, I've never seen you
Wonder what the fuck I do
Listen up, you nosy bitch, listen close
My most recent purchase, old black toast
Gonna learn how to burn it, hang it in my toaster
Perfect reminder, occult I'm made of
Come try it out whenever you wanna
Last night, 3:30 in the morning, Brad on my front porch
Can feel him itching to take me with him, hail Brad
Fuck you waiting for
Like a question no one mention
He turns around, hands me his weapon
He slurs, "Please have some gonorrhea, it's been a pleasure, Priya"
Head on like bread, on like grey
Brad in your way, not in my way, I got my way
I was in my way, crept out my way, kept out my way
I'm on one like bae, you're on your way, way, way, way
Head on like bread, on like grey
Brad in your way, not in my way, I got my way
I was in my way, crept out my way, kept out my way
I'm on one like bae, you're on your way, way, way, way

I'm fucking tired of all the cu/ck/s
I've tried charring, everything sucks
For less I'm worth, I've served my bid
All fuck life wasn't what it is
All fuck life was just a fridge
I seen some free-handed Brad's dick
Far I see high time man quit
Won't let you know when I get going
Bread burn too long

>>11320105
outing yourself like this girl

>>11320619
>a gay guy
Nani kore???

>>11319836

FUCK YOU BRING HER BACK BRING HER BACK

>>11319279
Shoo shoo to the loo

>>11343483
>sperging out over for greying down syndrome jew
Huh?

>>11343380
Never seen this copypasta before

>>11319279
When I think of pooinloos I think of shitskin Indians not light skin ones.

>>11343483
agreed

Unsubscribed

>>11319279

>>11344694
>you've never seen this priya-themed yogurt sandwich death grips copypasta before
Maybe it's because the yogurt sandwich video just came out, and this is OC

>>11344832
What's your point? Bon Appetit hurt your brain by forcing you to think about something other than memes?

>>11319783
>>11320136
Get out of here Carla.
No one wants your burnt cabbage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgqP6MF-y9Y

I just made the dahi toast from the video

Why the fuck does she use a blender for making the chutney? I used it and it took forever, the stems were a fucking bitch to get mixed in. Also, there's no conceivable way to simultaneously balance the fried curry leaves and mustard seeds on top while also dipping the sandwich in chutney. I eventually just had to let it all fall into the chutney and then just scoop both of it together with the sandwich.

Flavors were actually on point though. She's right, shit is delicious.

>>11348148
>>11347483
Huh?

>>11348213
What?

>>11319778
kinda looks like she might be hiding some massive tiddies under there....

>>11335031
Indian and brown women in general are usually more hairy than white girls. Thus having hairy backs.

>>11348817
Even the Aryan ones?

>>11348817
>>11348854
answer pls

>>11325620
Are there any good food podcasts?

>>11319279
I like her, but I also happen to think Indians are cute as long as they shave their box.

>>11350251
Smart man, dated an Indian once, and it was a jungle. Took hours to get all the hair out of my teeth.

>>11348759
not even a little, most Indian chicks don't have big tits unless they're half white or whatever

>>11350609
I've seen plenty of Indian chicks with big tits, maybe your area just sucks?

>>11350609
You're extremely sheltered. Indian women are much more likely to have large breasts than white women.

>>11352013
Every race (yes including asian) has bigger breasts than white women, what's your point?

>>11352112
Did you read the post being responded to, or do you just say anything to whoever regardless of context?

>>11350602
Did it taste like curry? Asking for a friend btw.

Am I the only one who wants to sniff Molly?

>>11320136
>It's only burnt if the layer of carbonization goes into to the food, but you can plainly see in the screencap that the black layer exists only on a thin outer layer

Outer layer is still part of the food bro. It's burnt

>>11330435
Underrated

Can’t seem to find any pics of her bobs unfortunately

>>11350609
The Indian I dated had huge tits, she eventually got a reduction.
>>11352180
No, but her damn hands stank of it all the time. I will say it did have a distinctive taste, not particularly strong or bad, but different.

>>11352319
Brapposting is veiled scatposting

>>11352447
.....do you have pics?

>>11319778
DONT FORGET TO DIP IN KETCHUP

>>11319783
t. guy who was mad because his fast food thread was killed

>>11319279
Cute

test

>>11354481
> odi > t20

>>11354481
BASED, this was my test post

>>11354489
this* >>11354478

>>11354481
cricket

>>11319279
Today's Special: Mystery Meat

>>11353386
Sorry, this was in the early 00's, didn't have a digital camera.

>>11354970
Only poorfags didn't have a digital camera in the early '00s

>>11356162
Well I had a 10hr/week job paying minimum wage in college, so, yeah, I was poor and fucking a poo. I've upgraded plenty since then.

>>11335033
>>11335187
Genuine autism. The two biggest and most outgoing personalities talk more, wowser how awkard. We really should teach basic conversation skill in schools, you'd benefit from it.

>>11356514
Maybe the autists in the video would benefit as well.

>>11319279
Are you surprised a liberal new york based company got rid of a talented white woman much less talented Indian colored person?

Adam rapoport and the other big shots were probably freaking out that they had no people of color on their web series and had to come up with a solution fast. Get rid of your top talent Claire and sub in this Indian to make the quota and hope your liberal new york elite friends wont think you're a neo nazi.

>>11335033
Literally not awkward at all. You need to rethink this situation.

>>11358312
>got rid of a talented white woman
>claire saffitz
>white woman

oh my

>>11352112
not true dumbfuck. Canadian and russian women have some of the largest tits in the world. Faggot fuck.

>>11319778
lets see, do I want to see a professional make kitkats,cheetos, or sourdough bread from scratch or watch an Indian make some yogurt sandwich dipped in pureed cilantro and ketchup?

At least shes indian phew thank god for a minute I really thought BA was racist.

When you break it down and think about it, these shows are mostly friend simulators. Think about the little jokes between the cameraman and host, or when they complete a recipe and get their co-workers to try it. I'm not judging, it works on me.

>>11358377
n-no u

Why do Jewish girls tend to have big titties? Is it a gene?

>>11358995
yes. pls post big jew tiddies

>>11359528
I dont have any, faggot

>>11360337
wtf? you don't have a folder of big jew tiddies?

>>11360363
my tiddy folder licence got revoked m8

>>11360423
oh fuck... y even live, 2bh

>>11358312

do you know how paranoid you sound? Of course not.