/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Trully the stuff of nightmares, i wouldnt want to anywhere near this dude

Lost what limited respect I had for him when he did that airline food video

>>11284439

I've been watching pic related, much better.

Stop posting this it’s seriously creeping me out

>>11284458
>implying you ever had any respect for the goy

>>11284458
which one? post link

>>11284439
th-that's spoopy anon-kun

Any updates on the Thai investigation? I'm pretty confident he killed those kids desu

>>11284439
Please stop OP. Halloween isn't until the end of the month.

>>11284930
four more unidentified bodies were taken out of the house this morning

Anyone noticed how his videos from the 2016-17 period felt more authentic? Those were some genuinely enjoyable food/travel videos. Wouldn't be surprised if he got jaded and is beating his wife up daily these days.

Out of the circle, can I get a quick rundown on what this meme is?

>>11285237

>weird looking "foodie" youtuber
>hurr he make funny face
>bet he molests kids

that's literally it. Don't beg to be spoonfed anymore, it makes you look like the most obvious redditor that ever was.

>>11285237
Mark Wiens has the obvious face of a sexpat child rapist/murderer.

Kek this meme is gold

A third of murders go unsolved. Anyone with a triple digit IQ can get away with murder if they don't care who they murder.

>>11284930
>>11285319
He's not some random guy though, he got 2.6m subs on youtube noway he can get away with this. His life is over.

I didn't know his name so I searched "creepy food youtuber thailand" and he was the first result.

>>11285248
>"ur not part of the super secret club XD"
>reddit spacing
yikes

>people travel to south asia just to fuck kids

>>11285599
We've been spacing posts like that since the 80s, and on this website before reddit existed. Reddit's default interface now turns a single line break into a double line break so "reddit spacing" no longer exists on reddit.

The hapa curse strikes again!

>>11284439
2spoopy4spooptober

>>11285248
>it makes you look like the most obvious redditor that ever was.

You do realize people who make that statement are more likely the normie in the discussion. There is no problem for asking about a meme you don't understand.

Also to the surprise of about 90% 4Chan a lot of people browse both sites. They are both good for different things.

pic related

>>11284439
its for the autistics to know what the feelings are

stop bullying mark

*blocks your path*

Mark is innocent and is not a psychopath rapist despite what his sanpaku might say about his true self.

>>11285623
>thailand
>south asia
american geography

>>11287515
Im Canadian

>>11287017

He's a child raping murderer...how could you POSSIBLY defend someone like him. He is a monster. Not just that, he's so in your face about his crimes with his YouTube channel because he's out of jurisdiction of the US.

You're a sick person if you support this man.

>>11285599
>yikes
you can't blame them for everything anon

>>11284439
I don't know who this is but I have the overwhelming desire to bash his stupid fucking face in with a rock.

>>11287794
>Canada
>not in America
Fucking leafs. For the record Thailand is South East Asia but the classification of South East Asia should be nested within South Asia and not neccesarily mutually exclusive.

>>11284491
This mikey is good. Hated the videos when he paired up with the guy in ops video.

>>11284687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EP4m0Bk8AE

Imagine sitting next to this guy when you're on your flight. Still, he's not a bad guy.

Â̴͚L̶͋͜Ľ̵͍ ̸̨̾W̶̘̺I̴̩̾L̴͓̣̓͂Ľ̴̌ ̵̮̀̋͜B̸̧̠̊̔E̸̛̪̭ ̴̧̖̂̑C̸̣̊Ő̷͖N̵̺̄Ṡ̷̬̚Ǔ̸͕͝M̶̙̿́E̶̢̊̃D̴̩̀͌

Can someone explain how the fuck he gets millions of views? Are normies really that into his exaggerated reactions and facial expressions??

>>11288373

>>11287802
whoa there buddy, there is no proof he murdered them

>>11288381
Same as neistad. Both ugly middle aged men who act energetic

>>11285666
Don't act like an oldfag

>>11284458
Their was nothing wrong with that video you stupid fucking cock sucking ass blasted faggot

>>11288567

>>11288379
delete this I'm scared

>>11288958
I am not Mark Wiens.

>>11285237
>Mark Weins was seen in Thailand during one of his "travel for food" documentaries ,in which he had in tow 5-6 tawainese little boys.

>>11286240
Reddit is for fags, stay there

Is this what happens when you mew too much?

>>11284439
Yeah, I'm hiding every thread with that face from now on.
I'm risking the offchance it's an interesting thread.

>>11286240
Please fuck off and never come back

>>11289306
>t. mark wiens

>>11287910
Oh sorry, didn't mean to get all your dirty little insect countries all lumped in together.

>>11284439
more like Mark WEINER
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

>>11286240
stick to reddit

>>11285319
Surprised it's that high

>>11288297
He looks so much like jackie chan's lost son, and this is coming from an asian.

>>11284491
Imagine what Mikey's farts would smell like after he eats all those ethnic food haha

>>11289341
>>11289516
>>11290854
How was the first week on 4Chan?

>>11285248
>>11289341
>>11289516
>>11290854
calling newfags r*ddit and telling them to go back to r*ddit instead of just to lurk more is pretty r*ddit, guys

>>11285623
>not knowing the FBI hires asian midget women to play child hooker in SE asia.

Mark is pretty cool to be honest

>>11288373
he looks so tired

god he is so fucking scary, just look at his neck

>>11294237

>>11284439
>Detective: Where are the children, damnit! Tell me!
>Him: You'll never find the bodies.
>Detective: What bodies? Y-YOU SICK BASTARD. I'LL MAKE SURE...
>Officers charging the room to restrain the detective.
>Him: (makes that face)

That would be the movie. 8/10 stars.

>>11285623
if only you knew how bad things really are

>>11294581
Based on a true story

>>11284439
I have the overwhelming compulsuon to just strangle his tiny little neck and gouge his stupid fucking eyes out. I don't even know who this is but I really hate him. Why is this ? I'm not normally a nutcase or even all that violent.

psycopath vs psycopath, the freddy vs jason of /ck/ who wins? bruno albouze or mark weins?

>>11294949
Mark has demonic strength

>>11294949
>Bruno
>Psychopath

What? He's just a suave albeit theatrical gay dude.

>>11294976
bruno hasnt gone all out yet
>>11294986
just look at his face man, i wouldnt wanna meet this dude in a bad day

>>11294976
I have a feeling Mark naturally goes "REEEEEE" as he attacks people with his devil strength

>>11295000
sacrificing all those third world children to the devil allowed Mark to borrow strength from demons to go from skinny lanklet to bulky hulk (with glowing red eyes)

>be sleeping
>wake up
>3.am
>hear something
>hello there im mike wiens
>cold sweat drips down my back
>okay lets have a taste of this awesome dish
>*pupils wide open*
>mmmm you can really feel the fear on this flesh
>he smiles, veins showing

>>11284439
He (she)'s literally a succubus.

Tasty flesh

>>11294997
Worst he'd do is forcefully fuck your mouth

>>11295144
he looks like something out of scp when he moves, christ

he needs to be put down before whatever malevolent force inhabits his horrible body goes on a rampage

>>11295469
Could he be the anti-Christ's vessel? When the time comes, he will take over

>>11294976
only procs against children though
bruno wins purely by weighclass

>>11295869
we should fund this fight

>>11292121
Your words are lost, we're now in a time where normie is used unironically over the proper normalfag.

I know Mark Wiens irl and hes a very nice and chill person. It's not nice to assume things cause he looks "weird"

>>11284439
friendly reminder that this guy is a high-profile human trafficker that rapes and murders native children as payment

>>11289326
Ok real talk how did he smuggle 6 children from the highly developed island nation of Taiwan into Thailand?

>>11297831
Do you honestly think people that buy slaves also do all the work in smuggling them? Please, it was some other anonymous, evil asshole that did the work transferring them to Thailand. There, they didn't have a snowball's chance in hell of surviving.

>>11297815
Not that I believe what you're saying, but I wonder how many famous figures in the world use their public activities as a front for heinous, nasty shit like this. It's got to be a pretty sizeable chunk, at least.

>>11297839
Yeah I still think that whoever posted that just got confused on what inhabitants of Thailand are called because there's no way you could tell from a picture if the children were Taiwanese or continental Chinese.

>>11297851
Jimmy Savile single dickedly raped more children than several combined diocese worth of clergy.

>>11297862
And it's strange how it only all came out a year after he died. There were rumors before, because he was an all around creepy fuck (much like Mark Wiens), but I'm still sure there's many, many more of these people out there. Probably some way worse than Jimmy.

>>11297881
He had personal access to the royal family and clearances for private entrance to Buckingham Palace... Yeah there's more of em out there.

I enjoy his videos

>>11299121
#MeToo
Every board seems to have their boggyman they shit on for no apparent reason.
Him and babish seem to be /ck/'s.

i hate him but the video production is good

Imagine waking up to that smug face

>>11284491
Strictly dumpling guy is certifiably insane. Watch the other channels he appears in when he genuinely argues things are possessed by evil spirits and alex jones levels of conspiratorial thinking. That ruined the experience of SD for me.

>>11287802
...
Is this sypposed to be funny?
Take your lame-hat jokes to your local geriatrics home. That way, noone has to hear em.

>>11284930
What happened?

>>11299832
>certifiably insane
>conspiratorial thinking

>believing in the paranormal is now considered insanity and on the same level as sandy hook denial

*tips fedora* hello my fellow atheist!!!

>>11292121
>implying I want a fucking plebbitor to lurk more
I want them to go and stay go

>>11299966
>wanting a redditor to stay a redditor instead of getting away from that shithole
no anon is bad

>>11299963
Fuck you.

>>11299998
>run out of arguments and his only comeback is a personal attack like a child

you need some faith and Jesus in your life

I want to enjoy youth like Mark Wiens does

>>11299844
>lame-hat jokes
Do you have nay non-lame hat jokes?

JUST TELL US WHERE YOU ARE HIDING THE BODIES OF THOSE LOST KIDS

>>11288533
He's right

>>11288958
kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbPN0Z8I3fU

>>11302928
god his fucking neck is so scary, its like its got a consciousness of its own

>>11303164
Help

>>11299832
Sounds pretty based to me

TELL ME WHERE YOU HID THE BODIES MARK

>>11303804
"The bodies? *smug face* I don't know what you are talking about! but check every cave in Thailand if you want clues."

>>11303817
Mark.
Somethings... happening...

>>11303817
Mark...
Help...

He seems really nice and cool. Fuck you guys.

>>11303817
>>11303904
>>11303927
what a handsome devil.

I can't get over how this guy chews food like a fucking maniac

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6MHzn4IRJE

>>11303959
So this is how the anti-christ looks like.

>>11303959
I've never seen anyone who chewed this aggressively before.

>>11284439
damn

Damn I'm so glad /ck/ caught on to fucking Mark Wiens. Someone post a webm of him do that fucking shit with his eyes and bobbing his head while he smile-chews with his mouth open.

>>11304169

>>11304211
I would let this man babysit my kids

>>11294237

>>11289358
Fuck

Demon

>>11285350
Holy shit it’s reale

>>11304807
You turned him into Bruce Campbell.

>>11305417
Not bad

are there any youtube food travellers who dont pretend that everything they eat is the greatest thing ever? who are actually honest?

>>11284439
>I hate this guy
>Let's talk about him EVERY DAY
I've never watched this guy, but if he's anything like jack, just stop talking about him please

literally nobody cares

I love Mark

>>11305499
Mark loves you

>>11286240
both of you need to shut the fuck up

>>11305443
He is honest. He just acts as enthusiastically when the food is bad. A few of those momentos. Hell, he got all excited about ant biting his foot, and he was like "oh, yes!"

I find it especially creepy how he shows absolutely no emotion towards his wife and child.

>>11306402
One day a cleansing rain will come and wash all you normal shit scum away

>>11306512
No it won't. Screech more.

>>11288373
i mean he appears to be sitting next to a women and infant that are familiar with him, so i assume it's his family.
>imagine being married to this guy

think he makes those faces while eating his wife's cunt?

>>11306839
He doesn't have sex with his mail order wife. He impregnated her and that's it. He prefers children to adults.

>Trevor James
Probably the best of them, good with people, though sometimes a bit much. Too much China content desu.

>Mark Wiens
Solid content, but is bias towards spicy af Thai stuff. Orgasm face is a bit annoying, but he's generally a good guy.

>Mike Chen
Bit of a pleb and sucker for garish extravagance, eats a unpleasant;y large amount in one sitting/day, very annoying music, annoying turns of phrase.

>Luke Martin
Young buck. I've only just discovered this kid, but he's got potential.

>Jack on the Go
Now we're talking!

>>11306973
ever thought of starting a youtube channel where you review youtube food review channels?

>>11285666
Satanic trips, OldFag Detected

>>11306512
Travis?

>>11306998
I would unironically watch this, and I don't even watch youtube food review channels.

>>11306998
If other youtubers can sustain viewership each making hundreds of videos about a 14 episode series (bopes bs bomen bn bideo bames), this could work too haha

>>11294997
>>11294949
I keep telling people this, Bruno gives me that vibe that when the camera turns off, and he's having a rough day he probably goes out and strangles a woman to death

He has the right amount of vanity and autistic behavior to be a serial killer.

>>11307924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gIqLQtaPDA
i know, just look at 3.08, that look of pure madness and violence, this man beats his wife and children i just know it

If you could ask Mark one thing, what would you ask?

>>11308284
Why does someone have a weird obsession with you on a Mongolian puppet show theater chatroom?

>>11305417
Bang num young

>>11308621
yum!

>>11308623
Reported.

This guy likes everything and creeps me the fuck out. There's a reason he loves those sweaty Asian countries - the boys. That is all.

One day they will find all the corpses, the little raped corpses, mark my word.
Not mark wiens btw

>>11308006
Oh my God...

>>11295144
>do I look human yet?

Imagine a world filled with people like Mark Wiens

>>11285599
>yikes
oh gross, this chick is from tumblr>>11285666
based

>>11310175
no

Don't mind me fellas, just passing through real quick.

>>11299832
BASED CHINAMAN

>>11284439
is he a robot?

>>11299832
please link, i got the crazy vibes from him and really wanna see that shit

Want some cancer memes for faggots? You came to the right place, boy

>>11310197
>lets take a normal food item but make it B I G
>lets do that for every single video we make
unironically liked these two a lot more when they were poor fuckups living in upstate NY

>>11284439
He cute! I'll take him.

>>11284439
bros...

>>11299832
reminder that alex was actually right about the fricken frogs

>>11311744

>>11311748
Oh god, it's a literal AJ cuck! How do you end up on this board you tendy eating, mom supported basement dweller?

>>11311759
based Mark

>>11284439
I like him.

>>11312058
I like you too.

no one makes a habit of going to thailand unless it's to fuck children or smuggle heroin

>>11312134
Not true. Thailand is a cheap tropical country. It's like saying people only go to Mexico or Aruba because they're pedophiles.

>>11312330
Visiting Thailand a few times cause you like to travel around? No biggie
Visiting Thailand every other holiday? You're def a kiddie fucker

>>11312347
I'm sure some people go for the adult ladyboys

>>11312386
Based! Thx for confirming my attraction to benis when it's on a feminine body is kosher.

4chan needs a /mw/ board

>>11294933
He makes my skin crawl. It's just so off-putting.

>>11313292
Why? he's a regular human being.

>>11315019
>human being
Go look at OPs pic and tell me theres a God

>>11288384
kek

>>11290749
LOL EPIC!

>>11312134
Fuck I watched the actual skit and it was so much lamer than this pic.
SNL has some great ideas but then they just give the jokes to you like you're a 3 year old.

>>11315084
There is, and his name is Mark Wiens.

>>11311851
A /cuck/ talks about being pathetic. LMAO!
You're on 4chan, sweetie. You're the one that doesn't belong.

>>11315996
t. cuck

What do you like about Mark?

>>11311851
>>11315996
>>11316223

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-ndioSZalE

>>11316609
I love Mark Wiens so much

>>11285248
>who is this person
>HURR DURR REDDIT

kys

>>11285248
end your miserable existence for everyone's sake