/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>American Spirit Perique Blend

Pure tar and death but fuck me they are delicious.

>>11307671
>fast/processed food
>cigarettes
>alcohol
Wanna know how I know you're trashy?

>>11307671
The mcchicken

that laksa in the pic smells so foul but tastes so good

the noodles are also the best prepackaged noodles quality wise i have ever had

>>11307759
For me, that's it.

>>11307750
>Using the word "processed" like it's a bad thing
Do you prefer foraging for nuts and berries or something?
>cigarettes
>alcohol
>bad
We're all dying, anon. The idea is to try feeling good where you can before you get there.

>>11307750
We get it, you're an urban forager from California.

>>11307807
>muh bad habits is gud cuz hedonism
Okdoke, trash.

>>11307671
The smell of this is just fucking gross, I can't eat this ramen.

>>11307813
Try harder, cupcake.

Homemade kimchi. Acquiring a qt Korean gf was a good idea.

>>11307817
>hedonism
I'm not saying feeling good is the only thing that matters. But it probably should be pretty high up on your list of things that matter unless you're a life-denying neurotic.

these fukkers are legit good.

>>11307761
>>11307824
I can see that being an issue for some people. I used to be a really picky eater as a kid and just being close enough to seafood of any sort to smell it would make me feel sick. And the first packet for these noodles definitely gives you a full on assault of seafood scent (in fact I think its first ingredient is actually shrimp rather than it being some shrimp imitating flavor thing like most other noodle brands would do).

>>11307807
>We're all dying anyway
>So lets just get cirrhosis of the liver and various kinds of cancer to make our death more miserable
Preventable expenses, miss me with that.

>>11307851
Well first of all you're far from guaranteed cirrhosis of the liver just because you enjoy an occassional Founders Kentucky Breakfast Stout. That's just silly. And second of all, that's is why everyone should own a shotgun and some slugs, so if you ever get cancer or something you can reliably blow your brains out (if you fuck up and use shot instead of slugs that's a different story).

>>11307724
Try smoking some out of a pipe. Perique is delicious.

>>11307861
>Well first of all you're far from guaranteed cirrhosis of the liver just because you enjoy an occassional Founders Kentucky Breakfast Stout. That's just silly.
While this is true, there is no completely cancer-safe amount of alcohol scientifically speaking. Cirrhosis of the liver is just the end game, there are plenty of other well-known side-effects to alcohol consumption along the way.

>And second of all, that's is why everyone should own a shotgun and some slugs, so if you ever get cancer or something you can reliably blow your brains out (if you fuck up and use shot instead of slugs that's a different story).
So you're telling me you'd literally rather kill yourself than to not smoke or drink? That's really sad.

>>11307825
No, I pretty much nailed it on the head Sebastian.

>>11307671
The noodles in your pic are some of the best for instant, but the seasoning isn't up to par. I like good blue cheese, but don't think I've ever had your black label triple cream. Other than that KBS is the only thing on your list that's better than it should be, and I can still get close to half a dozen better barrel aged stouts on tap throughout the year where I'm at.

This reads more like a blog than any kind of list you could expect even a significant amount of anons with taste to generally agree with.

>>11307671
>hungry howies

Literally the worst pizza you can pay for

>>11307965
That's a funny way of spelling little ceasars

>>11307900
>there is no completely cancer-safe amount of alcohol
There's not completely cancer-safe amount of anything, including oxygen.
>So you're telling me you'd literally rather kill yourself than to not smoke or drink?
You don't normally get these end of life diseases until, as you might guess, some time towards the end of your natural lifespan. The vast majority of possibly lifestyle related (smoking / drinking) cancer cases for example if you're concerned about cancer happen when you're already very old. Lung cancer for example has an average age at diagnosis of 70. So you're either being dishonest or else just weren't aware of that when you asked this question because it's not like killing yourself at 70 is robbing you of anything. If you were going to live some years after 70 I would bet a lot of money on the prediction you won't be feeling very good during most of that post-70 living time. Even if you're a paragon of "healthy" eating and exercise almost everyone's bodies are horrifying broken and painful nightmares if / when you reach that age.
>>11307965
>Literally the worst pizza you can pay for
I see this opinion a lot here and have concluded you guys must live in areas where the people working your local Hungry Howie's are somehow not doing their job right. The Hungry Howie's by ASU absolutely was the best, most shamelessly greasy pizza you will ever have and nothing anyone says will ever convince me otherwise.

>>11307965
your hungry howies must be shit but you gotta get that extra sauce
the one near me is god-like

>>11307955
You're making an assumption lots of people ought to agree with each other here in order for this to count as a thread about foods you consider so good they ruined other foods of the same kind for you, for reasons that are either nonexistent or nonsensical. Nobody ever agrees on anything here, that' s an inane complaint.

>>11308005
You should learn how to use a semicolon; you'd probably come off as less of a fag, desu.

>>11308019
Do you have an autism diagnosis? I know what independent clauses are; this is 4chan you retard.

>>11308023
>do you have an autism diagnosis
>this is 4chan

>>11308029
That's fair. But don't bring up semicolons on an image board ever again. That's like wearing a tuxedo to your garbage collecting job.

>>11308019
>bothering to use a semicolon on a Taiwanese cat wrestling forum
All a semicolon does is prove you went to college. Congratulations.

>>11307848
Ive eaten an assortment of foods, like squids, boiled live crabs in hotpots with fish balls, im telling you this ramen is so fucking gross

>>11307817
You must be a fucking blast at parties

>>11307671
That's a nice brand of packet laksa, though I prefer to make it properly if I have the time.
Most of your list is trash though.

>>11308041
4chan is the most reading and writing I do these days as a drunk line cook; gotta keep up some semblance of having standards.

>>11307671
make it with fresh thick rice noodles for even more authenticity

>>11307983
>There's not completely cancer-safe amount of anything, including oxygen.
There are, however, some things that are avoidable. Stop putting up strawmen.

>You don't normally get these end of life diseases until, as you might guess, some time towards the end of your natural lifespan.
Again, lots of other diseases on the way to there. Apart from that, you significantly raise your risk for any cancer after 25-30 years because the body's repair mechanisms slow down significantly after that. You could also argue that exposure to HMPT is a-okay because you get cancer only in late age. It's a known carcinogen just as a big amount of chemicals cigarette smoke are. I hope you get why your argument is flawed.

>>11310243
100%. The noodles that come with are pretty subpar. Just using the paste and coconut powder but with a bunch of fresh ingredients makes it amazing.

>>11307965
That's Dominos you're thinking of.

>>11310276
The noodles are the only reason it's so expensive. The actual flavor packets are underwhelming as fuck.

>just add a bunch of fresh ingredients
I'm not going to say, "at that point just make it from scratch", because that's retarded, But buying $4 packets of instant noodles and then adding a bunch of fresh shit is kind of autistic. I'd honestly just order take out at that point.

>>11310276
Autistic me bought 2 entire boxes of them for cheap so I gotta use them now.

But na. I get what you are saying for the average person it is a bit retarded but I love my laksa too much. I'll make my own, have a billion different packet ones, order, etc.

>>11310338
>The actual flavor packets are underwhelming as fuck.

its a giant pouch of actual shrimp paste and coconut milk powder though...where do you get underwhelming