/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11266577
>greasy food
Not everything at T. Bell is greasy. If you want grease though, get a chalupa, a mexican pizza, and a nachos bellgrande or supreme, that'll hit every greasy, fried thing on the menu

>>11266577
maybe, just maybe.. you need to not eat greasy food. if you find yourself ignoring this then by all means let this meal kill you. have fun with the kys.

>>11266582
i want handheld stuff like burritos, i don't want nachos

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>>11266591
is that the shit with doritos inside it or something

ok i'm about to go, it takes about 15 minutes to get there, i want some good suggestions by the time i'm at THE BELL

>>11266586

Get the new Triple Double crunchwrap box. It's $5, comes with triple double crunchwrap, two tacos and a drink (get baja blast). Get a beefy crunch burrito for $1 to see what all the fuss is about before it's gone for years again.

>>11266577
I usually get the 1 dollar bean burrito and the potato taco. That’s good eating for two dollars

Cheesy gordita crunch, enjoy your orlistat.

>>11266622
it's not orlistat, i'm not obese. it's not anything for hypertension, cholesterol obesity etc

>>11266577
>I am going to Taco Bell for the FIRST TIME in TEN FUCKING MINUTES
What, so your fat ass usually goes every 5 minutes?

>>11266602
literally my order yesterday, nice suggestion

>>11266672
Ok im gonna get that

The line is so fucking long bros holy shit it's 11pm and there aren't any bars or clubs around here, wtf

>>11266701
Holy shit the order was 7.02, I got exactly what you guys said and I said I was gonna spend 7, are we on a taco Bell wavelength??

Also the person in th car behind me just said BITTCHH really loud after ordering, is that normal

If you download the Taco Bell app, there is an offer for 15% off your order.

>>11266712
It's too late for that family I'm just waiting to procure the he beefy goodness now

Oh Lord baby Jesus oh Lord Jesus help me

>>11266739

>towels on car seats

>>11266739
>>11266741
Clearly he's scared the grease will soak into his leather

>>11266747
Exactly.

Please join me for this magical journey

>>11266767
It's a burrito with some stuff in it. I give it 7/10

>>11266775
hope you got a triple double crunchwrap

>>11266781
I ain't bout no games homie

This thread sponsored by Taco Bell

>>11266789
is that a crunchwrap? your taco bell is shit that shit looks doughy as fuck

>>11266801
It's a ufo taco. I like the shape and most importantly it has more grease. 8/10

How have you never had tbell before?

>>11266808
why would anyone unironically eat this

uuuuuuuuuu my stomach hurts but i still have to eat two tacos, i dunno if i can do this

>>11266808
>never
he only admits to not having it in the last 10 minutes,

>>11266810
Because this with a fifth of alcohol is the little pocket of sunshine in my life

>>11266792

Monitoring this thread

>>11266816
i just had a kidney stone from drinking a 750ml of scotch in two days

What the fuck is this? 1/10

>>11266826
That's what a dollar gets you

>>11266824
Big oof. I drink a lot of water and will wait for weekends, so im alright.

well thank you for accompanying me on my journey, i do not know why i did that. i think i am going to throw this one over the balcony, i hope racoons and deer like taco bell

I can feel myself getting instantaneous diarrhea, I did not even know this was a medical possibility, I can feel all the solid poo in my intestines turning into liquid in real time

>>11266851
throw it out degenerate

>>11266864
Don't fight it. This is the future we chose

>>11267088
OP here, i just took a walk and while I was walking I busted a huge taco bell fart and my dog took a dump instantly

>>11266577
what kind of medicine is it?

>>11266577
10 minutes is a long time in between taco bell visits for you? Fuck dude.

>>11267364
It's just calcium carbonate and sugar. OP's doctor just wants him to lose weight, so he's putting him on a "medicine" that he needs to eat healthy on.

>>11266577
CHEESY
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>>11266823
tell me more about that set up. What are the sources for the news feed? Is this used for trading?

>>11266591
Smartest person in here.

>>11266826
>>11266851
>hardshell

ya goofed

>>11266577
Day 2 update from OP

I made the taco bell my bitch and shitted out a 20 inch turd instead of any diarrhea

>>11267364
Adderall

>>11266602
This exactly, any time I go to taco bell I just get whatever $5 box they have, and I used to get the Baja blast but I gave up soda a while ago.

>>11266577
ya fucked up OP.
you should have got a meximelt.

>>11266577
>im about to start a MEDICINE where i cant eat GREASY FOOD ANYMORE
Since when is "greasy food" a medical contraindication?
>>11268922
>Adderall
Assuming this post was yours OP, wouldn't that be high fat food?

>>11267630
Yeah I tried this at /ck/s recommendation twice and it's literally 50% carbs. Barely any meat, all bread and shell with cheese. Not sure why you guys push it so much, way below a simple doritos locos taco

>>11266577
You need to be eating a whole pizza, anon and chugging beer

>>11266577
Hey OP hold on what medicine is it. I'm an MD and medications are overprescribed in this country. A second opinion could save you.

>>11270373
pharmacy tech at a hospital here, this guy is full of shit. doctors usually drive like 45 minutes to work and then work for 12 hours, drive back home for 45 minutes then go to sleep