/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11225049
some do, some don't.

apparently he's not that great of a cook and personally i got tired of the celebrity chef meme. food network turned into garbage and this goes along with that.

It's more of a show for normies than good food. You pay to get entertained and get 6/10 meal.

I'm gonna start punching you faggots out if you don't stop with the stupid threads.

>>11225067
i will donate to this cause.

>>11225049
I'm impressed with how well he's ridden his 15 minutes of fame. He's expanded into all the big ME markets (dubai, doha, abu dhabi) where money/appearances is king as well as a few in Europe.

He did private shows for all the big soccer stars like Ronaldo, and with nig nog rappers. He's very clever, I give him that. Took a small opportunity and pounced on that fucker.

Respect

>>11225054
first post is best post

also this
>>11225067
>>11225080

>>11225082
He looks super steppe-turk in that one.

>>11225049
Not since he cooked for Maduro.

>>11225049
salt bae is kino

>>11225082
he looks more latino than turk

>>11225281

looks more like antonio banderas

>>11225049
never understood this gimmick
he slices meat and slaps on some seasonings?
why do normies get entertained by this?

>>11225315
he cute

>>11225315
what is not to like about him?

>>11225049
Salting from a height is the proper way to do it. It ensures that the salt spreads evenly over the dish instead of being isolated in a few spots.

>>11225315
He's a living meme. It's like if Donald Trump personally replies to your tweet.

>>11225049
/ck/ used to ironically pretend to like him
Then the autists here thought that they were serious and they thought he was hot shit.
Same thing with MLP

>>11225474
The people he serves:

https://twitter.com/GuidoFawkes/status/1042201057714208769

https://twitter.com/France24_en/status/1041998276864745472

>>11225315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z4-KAXaMx8

>>11225049
only the reddit tourists

I like how NY germaphobes made him wear gloves, yet the salt still bounces off his forearm.

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

>>11227276
>voss
>plastic handle knives
>obese staff
????
Isn't this supposed to be a "nice" place?

Why is he relevant again? Isn't that meme like 6 months old at the very least?

>>11227281
He just kept on memeing since early 2017.

>>11225049
I like him, especially since he cooked for Maduro.

Raging Trumpanzees lighting their salt on fire when?

>>11227276
That fat waiter is all like 'wtf am I doing with my life?'

>>11225049
Kinda. Quality of a very common variety, the kind of chef you find at any average restaurant, nothing great though not a kitchen-horror either, but a good showman.

>>11225049
I'm indifferent but I like how butthurt he makes some people.

>>11227280
Many professional butchers use plastic handle knives and that's a butcher knife. From his videos I've never seen him cut anything but meat so I don't see anything wrong with that.

>>11225565
Jesus Christ...

>>11225049
I wanna fuck him, but desu his shtick and the people obsessed with him are annoying

>>11227413
ok and? many "developers" copy/paste 99/100 lines of code from stack exchange and pray it compiles

my local butcher uses good knives because I don't live in a food desert

>>11225049
Only the anons who recently migrated here from reddit, most typically via T_D and /pol/.

>>11225049
No, but I masturbate thinking about him at least once a week.

>>11225315
Someone post the webm of that guy orgasming as the bae removes the ribs from the meat

>>11227459
>that guy

You mean Maradona

>>11227465
Yes. Go team Madero

>>11227459

http://www.grubstreet.com/2018/01/salt-bae-video-steak-with-cheese-asparagus.html

It's really funny how every time someone posts something about Alinea or molecular cooking the threads are immediately swamped with comments how gay, pretentious and stupid this all is. Yet this guy who's probably the most ridiculous poser ever selling overpriced crap has half the people admiring. You dumb cocksuckers.

for me, it's elbow salt

>>11227485
Yes, thank you

>>11225315
Here's your reason

>>11225315
guy has achieved meme status, he's just doing a gimmick that's making him tons of money

>>11225049
I ate at one his steakhouses in Istanbul a few years before the Salt Bae meme and it was legit one of the best steaks I've ever had along with the best lamb I've ever tasted. I can't speak for the ones in the USA and elsewhere but I've read some pretty negative reviews so they must have compromised on quality since then.

>>11225082
He already had quite a few restaurants before the meme including in the ME.

It's funny how people get grossed out by the salt passing over his arm. You don't even want to know how gross Pedro's hands are preparing your tendies at Applebee's

grow up ya nancys a little grime ain't going to hurt you. In fact its beneficial in the long run

>>11227538
>norovirus and e coli are beneficial

>>11227538
Unless salt bae is wiping his ass with his elbow somehow I think you'll be alright

>>11227553

>>11227545

Wrong post. Fuck you

>>11227545
Ah yes, the nefarious elbow e. coli

>>11227538
>>11227563
>>11227545

man fuck that, you shouldn't worry because it's FUCKING SALT, civilizations first anti-microbial. It and alchohol are literally what we used to sterilize our food for thousands of years

>>11227563
>elbow e. coli
What do you think the e. stand for?

>>11227574
>

>>11225049
i like anyone with bae in their name

>>11227574

>>11227568
This. People have become so retarded and scared about food safety.

>>11227574
strong post

>>11227574
emeralds

>>11227486
Welcome to /ck/

>>11227437
His knife is at least as good as your local butcher's. Look at his videos, he cuts meat like it's butter.

He was a butcher by trade before his restaurants so at the very least he knows how to cut up some meat like a pro

>>11227618
Is Saltbae becoming /ck/'s Zyzz?

>>11227631
If by zyzz you mean headed to an early grave, we can only hope.

>>11225315
He's sexy and the way he works is entertaining.

>>11227647
I mean less about craft than attitude and looks

>>11227568
salt retards (a word you may have only heard in reference to yourself) microbial growth

it does not magically prevent cross contamination

>>11227688
Nah. He is getting his 15 minutes of Fame. In a few months he will get #metoo'd and you'll never hear from him again.

>>11225049
I've never met the guy so I have no particular opinion. I think it's funny how he became a meme and turned that memehood into financial success.

>dude is covered in shit and lethal germs even though he's a pro who knows about hygiene and handling food
>wearing gloves makes it 100% safe
what makes you think he didn't use these gloves to finger a dead pigeon's anus before rubbing them on your $300 steak?

>>11227712
If he is poisoning new yorkers, he is doing something right.

>>11227704
more like 20 months of fame, he's been around since a while now

>>11227690
it's also a tiny irregular granule of pure NaCl, it's not going to CARRY any microbials unless you soak it in fucking chicken juice

>has to wear gloves in NY only
New Yorkers literally are a special needs kind.

>>11227485
what the fuck

>>11227724
Yeah she should have put a stop to that injustice at 9yo

>>11227724
10 noroviruses can cause infection
you need an electron microscope to see 10 noroviruses

>>11227772
Can you imagine the autism he would have to deal with if he had a restaurant in California?

>>11227788
I just pictured him sprinkling quinoa seeds on tofu patties.

>>11227724
>pure NaCl
>compounds
>pure

>>11227833
>Pulling an artificial bone made of avocado out of a vegan rib while xer stares at him orgasmically.

>>11227365
HAHA this lol. Drumfhkins are, like, so childish. We should kill them all lol.

>>11227848
You think you're being funny but we genuinely should

>>11227866
I mean it. Once we kill all the drumfphlets we can move on to those who benefit from his white male patriarchal heteronormative rhetoric.

>>11227866
Good luck with that Sebastian.

>>11227870
>being this assblasted

Haha beyond redemption

Tick tock

>>11227886
It's bait

>>11225049
I'm gay btw, but I'm not that gay btw.

>>11227485
>it takes a magician to know another

the spics are all asshurt he hung out with maduro

>>11225281
hot as fuck desu

>>11225082
Yep, I never thought people would even know who he is a few weeks later, but he made the best of it.

>>11225320
He's greasy and nasty looking as fuck.

>>11229844
Maduro looks like a masculine man in good shape and we have a fatass cheeto on Taft fat levels, ffs.

>>11227485
>tries to pull the first bone out
>"shit, its not cooked right... better try the next one"
>quickly moves to 2nd bone
>"yesssssss I'm so cool"
pathetic

>>11229962
Trump is 95% muscle, sorry sweaty.

>>11230122
You little alt right dweebs are hilarious. Someone points out that Trump is a fatass, an objective fact, and you geeks defend him either by going the absurdist route (95% muscle) or use the excuse that he's old (which is still no excuse to be a lardass.) Pathetic.

>>11230122
>Drumpf BMI 30+
>b-but it's 95% muscle
Annnddd you believe whatever he tweets, amirite?

>>11230076
In the full video, he takes the first bone out last. Still comes out easily

>>11227485
is that fucking diego maradona?

>>11227574
bio major here
fuck you, I laughed

>>11229928
these are the real chads of the world

>>11225082
He's a pretty astute guy after all.

>>11225049
I hate him and all normalfag memes.

>>11225067
I sneed to know what your problem is guy? Get it? SNEED?

>>11227704
He's probably already on his way out, I know "le epib 4chin XD" hivemind thinks it's cool as fuck that he cooked for Maduro and all, but the rest of the world very much disagrees with that.

>>11231361
Venezuelans are uppity af, good to see them so bothered over that, they even camped outside his restaurant here in Miami and protested his steakhouse. lmao

Someone out there is spending a LOOOOOOOOOOOOT of money on trying to slander and demolish this guy's entire image.

>>11230902
It looks like some kind of dago

>>11227276
I wanna bite that tight ass.

>>11227485
pinche marranona

>>11227276
the waiter be like: "they dont pay me enoigh for this shit"

>>11231361
>le epib 4chin XD
Where the fuck do you think you are babish?

>>11227485
is this faggot crying?

>>11225049
He was entertaining for a while, but now I'm sick of him.

>>11233233
Does he just never talk?

>>11233243
I bet he gives yoga lessons and whispers into the ears of all the hot chicks he allows into his lessons, while adjusting them to slightly lewd angles.

He has a rich Arab bf that buys his restaurants for him.

the chad salt bae vs the virgin brad

>>11233221
apparently that dude is always high on cocaine

>>11235945
i despise brad's sense of humor
i also hate his video editor

>>11236017
that's not his sense of humour, that's just natural easygoing charm
you despise it because it reminds you of your failings as a man

>>11227538
Why is >muh immune system always the argument people use when someone does something gross or unsanitary? Why can't you just stop doing something that's unsanitary? You can just stop overusing disinfectants if you want your immune system to work properly, but you don't have to go around contaminating things on purpose. You'll get enough exposure without doing that on purpose.

It's even worse when people cross-contaminate their kitchen by touching raw meat and then touching everything within a 3 foot radius around them. You still have people saying muh immune system and getting upset when someone points out that touching everything around you after touching raw meat is a bad idea.

>>11227276
Does the salt bouncing against his elbow make it more tasty?

>>11236222
First thing they teach you in culinary school

>>11227437
How does this good knife look like? Wooden handle or what? Something like this wouldn't fly with the authorities here.

Someone post the webm of his steak, american cheese, and asparagus abomination.

>>11236023
>t. male orbiter

>>11231973
>Someone out there is spending a LOOOOOOOOOOOOT of money on trying to slander and demolish this guy's entire image.
https://www.miamiherald.com/entertainment/restaurants/article187900759.html

Naw, he's just stupid tier. He admires nasty dictator types, and too stupid to realize how many millions are affected by them, by stunts like pic related just minutes before opening his Miami restaurant.

>>11237097
That's right, once the redditor turns on you it's over. I've always found salt bae annoying because of the way he larps.

>>11236026

t. immunelet

he gets mad respect for being anti-imperialist

>>11237121
>4chan finally admits that reddit controls the world
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS

>>11237159
Redditors are a bunch of babies of course they are the ones that get people ousted. 4chan gets important work done, like getting a president elected.

>>11237064
>t. insecure neet

>>11237175
>4chan are the bigger babies regarding politics
I agree

>>11237187
Why would 4channers be babies when all they do is win?

>>11237199
That post claimed that reddit's control over popular culture and society stems from them being big babies. Therefore, by that poster's logic, if 4chan controls politics, then they are bigger babies regarding politics. I was just agreeing.

>>11237221
>expecting basic logic from a drumpftard

>>11237183
Guess again, orbiter. Well educated and well paid.
Go back to admiring your beloved bearded cooking "dude".

>>11237272
So much seething

>>11237281
lol okay

>>11237287
You're seething because you backed yourself into a corner, cleetus

i thought you were supposed to season with salt BEFORE you cooked the steak

was i lied to ?

>>11237297
Oh ok

>>11237221
One complains and throws tantrums while the other shuts up and gets things done. Which one is the baby and which one is the adult?

>>11225049
seems like a faggot whos only real "skill" is slapping his knife on the cutting board like a dipshit

>>11237311
>he doesn't know about finishing salt
pleb

>>11238517
Are you seriously implying that a bunch of neckbeards rigged an election? Bullshit. Those have been rigged for years anyway and not by some wannabe toughshits

no, Turks never wash hands yuck

>>11237131
Not even close. I just don't feel the need to rub my elbows on other people's food.

>>11238775
Desperation to counter the charges indicates insecurity in oneself. So other anon was right.

>>11225049
I'm not the best judge of how good a cook someone is. I will say I would devour any of the meats I've seen him make

>>11238587
>wannabe tough guys

>>11237159
You are genuinely new
It is common knowledge redit is a hivemind and censors anything different

>>11227485
I kind of feel like I would be disappointed if he insisted on removing all the bones and not let me do it. One is okay just to demonstrate, but beyond that it's like someone denying you the satisfaction of peeling protective plastic off of new electronics.

I'm gay. But not for saltbae, he's annoying.
Btw I'm gay.