/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11224363
Also forgot to mention that I am gay. Enjoy the thread, guys!

>>11224363
Fucking delicious. You can get something similar in northern europe, but shittier.

Can't beat Greggs

>>11224369
Same.

>>11224363
The name "sausage roll" is atypical here in the US. But we do have similar things, we just call them by different names: "pig-in-a-blanket", sausage kolaches, etc.

>>11224363
>Also forgot to mention that I am gay

Your "sausages" are 40% bread and then you wrap them in more bread?

>>11224378
'ate fags
'ate OP

Luv me sausage roll

>>11224369
>>11224378

This is not the board to try and be edgy lads.

>>11224379
Home made ones with good quality sausage meat are obviously better than the shit tier ones you get in greggs and the like.

>>11224448
Yes, but the vast majority of "sausages" consumed in the UK are the half bread ones from places like Tesco.

SLASAGE ROLL

>>11224377
This. A corn dog is also basically a sausage roll, although for some reason you can usually only find them with honey cornbread that's quite sweet.

>>11224363
I make them myself by wrapping canned pastry (like Pillsbury) around cooked breakfast sausages. Rather than "sausage rolls" I call it after the name of a friend who introduced me to the idea.

Literally just pig in the blanket you stupid bong

Or "kolache" if you want to be faggy

>>11224363
'Sausage rolls" in the US are usually sold in "Italian" delis and stuffed with peppers and onion.

Probably the same reason we don’t drink two liters of cider.

>>11224363
They're well known, just not that common. Aside from the corn dog/pig in a blanket examples provided already, we're much more likely to go for a sausage sandwich instead. Sausage on a bagel, biscuit, or english muffin is a staple at most places that service breakfast (with egg/cheese optional). To cap it all off, savory pastries are HEAVILY outnumbered by their sweetened counterparts in the states.

>>11224363
So what I've gathered about British cuisine is that you eat sausages dolled up a thousand different ways, baked beans on toast, and kebab. Nice.

There's a bakery in Manhattan owned by an Australian ex-pat that makes sausage rolls.

>>11224363
looks like a hot pocket, jannys must love them

>>11224369
This is my favorite meme right now. It’s going to be bannable soon, much like slop of x posting, but I hope you enjoy it very much while it can be had.

>>11224681
Anon, there's nothing wrong (or bannable) about being gay.

>>11224624
how do they make cider clear?

>>11224695
Yellow apples.

You say sausage roll??

>>11224681
Smh Desu senpai

>>11224363
Dumb, FAT, stinky Americans haven't heard of anything that isn't a big greasy double Big Mac or a hot dog with a single line of ketchup. It's both paradoxical and amusing to me how uneducated Amerisharts manage to be both inbred and mongrelized. Ironically, the Amerigoblin will sit there, pants shat, and tell you about his Italian heritage or how he is 1/64 Cherokee Indian. His sweaty brow will furrow as his monkey like American brain legitimizes his own lies and, despite the disgusting brown hunchbacked mix of west African and Jewish genes reflecting back at him, will convince himself he is in fact, white.

>>11224363

Got called a racist today in Greggs, lads.

>>11224448
stop talkin pish, greggs is the bollocks

>>11224363
Iceland sell these babies

>>11224756
Wew, lad!

>>11224624
>tfw minimal unit pricing

fucks sake lads

>>11224808
what did ya do?

>>11224838

I was being racist.

>>11224832
Holy fuck when did that happen?

>>11224847
Based

>>11224851
May, Scotland only tho

>>11224847
cringe

>>11224832
Jesus Christ where is this, Alaska?

>>11224681
>Coming out is going to be a bannable offense
Fucking homophobe get the FUCK off my board.

fucking grandpa piece of shit

>>11224866
How did the jocks let that happen? There should be riots on the streets

>>11224464
The cheap crap ones yes, but there are better quality ones you can buy. And not everybody in the UK shops at tesco.

>>11224832
Why's it so expensive, britanon?

>>11224817
Scotsman detected.

>>11224987
South eastern britbong here. 3 litres costs around £4 here.

>>11225003
That sounds reasonable. Is it just city taxes on alcohol?

>>11224363
Why on earth would you think we don't have sausage rolls?
I get them all the time from the farmer's market.

>>11224617

Wrong. In English 'pigs in a blanket' are sausages wrapped in bacon.

>>11224363
SNASAGE!!!!!

>>11225007
No. To control the excesses of the subhuman Scotchmen, their government created a law applying a minimum of 50p per unit

>>11224609
Corn dog tastes nothing like a sausage roll.

>>11225029
Nonsense. A google image search shows pastry not bacon.

german ones are bets

>>11224756
Nigger, we're all 177.6% American. Anyone who divides down their "heritage" to feel faggy and special can go back to that shithole of the Old World. Send us no more like you, we have not enough rope.
>>11224617
Kolache used to be the faggy way to say it, now asking for a pig in a blanket is
t. Texan
>>11224379
>cheap food made cheaply
Christ, Anon, you are really blowing minds today
>>11224980
>standing that close

I've been to england twice, sausage roll is nearly identical to a classic american sausage biscuit. Now cheese and onion pasty, that's what I miss.

Also jersey milk.

>>11224363
how can the US call itself civilized yet it does not provide its citizenry with easy access to sausage rolls? how awful

Tell you what makes a good sausage roll, make a trough in the sausage meat and grout it with a bit of caramelised onion and stilton.

>>11224363
This is actually considered food in Australia

>>11225072
looks tasty in spite of the bukkake finish

>>11225171
>sausage roll is nearly identical to a classic american sausage biscuit
dumbass they taste completely different

>>11224985
aye. it will also achieve nothing. Alkies here will just switch to moonshine or just do more drugs.

>>11225246
That's sounds fucking good. Maybe a drop of balsamic vinegar in those onions.

>>11225066
Pigs in a blanket is American for what British people call sausage rolls.
Pigs in blankets is what British people call sausages wrapped in bacon.

love me a sausage roll
thats propa british food.

a vegan version of these would be so great

There was a Gregg nr James Thin bookstore in Edinburgh. The Scotch pies were god tier.

t. fat Swiss

>>11225515
>a vegan version
Delet!

>>11225072
Dorftrottel / Hick: This is Bratwurst im Teig / dough!

in america you aren't going to find it with a shortcrust or puff pastry shell

you can get a corndog which is deep fried in a cornmeal batter

you can get a pig in a blanket which is usually made with canned croissant dough (common quick home item)

you can what's (technically incorrectly) called a kolache in regions with czech populations (mainly central texas) which is made with an enriched dough

and 9/10 it will be a hotdog rather than a sausage

Gib sasage rull

>>11224624
Is this the bong version of a 40?

>>11224363
We have sausage rolls in Canada. Used to sell them at donut shops, but not so much anymore. I still get them at bakeries and supermarkets all the time. Delicious!

>>11225515
Kys veganfag

>>11225673
The cheap ass "cider" is pretty much the bongs answer to americas malt liqour, drunken by alchies and lower economic classes mostly.

>>11225633
Where's me Irn-Bru?

>>11224363
this is what poor people eat in south africa

Its nothing like a kolache or pigs in a blanket; those things have sausages in casings. Sausage rolls is just sausage meat in pastry. So much better than kolaches.

>>11225832

britfags even fail at cheap alcohol

steel reserve is like 12% i believe

>>11224847
In Greggs?

>>11224363
I make them in massive batches at work. Of course, I work in a deli portion of a UK import shop, so that's about as unique as a bratwurst in a German deli.

>>11226192
What is the bread to meat ratio, please?

>>11226200
I do mostly meat when I make them to maximize the meat's flavor (Amerilard gotta Amerilard, right). I don't really measure that much, but I'd say pre-baked there's about 1/8" of dough around the banger meat,, give or take a few cm.

>>11226221
No, the bread to meat ratio of the sausage. Thank you.

>>11226227
Oh! I don't know honestly, I don't make the meat myself, my boss takes care of that part. Really I'm just on the assemble and bake part of the assembly line. If you'd like, I could ask her when I'm at work tomorrow and make a thread about it.

>>11224448
I always walk past one Greggs. Is it any good? Looks very cheap.

>>11226227
400%

>>11226239
Thank you, kind deli anon.

>meat in bread
yeah us americans have never of such lunacy
almost as astounding as the legendary british staple, the starch-upon-starch

>>11226150

Yea, in greggs

>>11224871

pic very related

>>11226728
how?

>>11224363
We call them kolaches or hot pockets depending on if you are Texan or not

>>11224363
how about you roll my sausage OP, you fucking faggot?

>>11225989
8.1, what you know about that? probably nothing

>>11226978
If I rolled your little sausage it'd turn out like one of pic related.

>>11227311

>>11225053
>>11225007
>>11224832
Glaswegian here.
We all just started ordering booze online now, you can just buy it from Amazon or Asda or Tesco and pay the prices that they pay in the rest of the UK.

>>11226720
kek, i can't believe how hi def that video is, or how vaugely homoerotic.

fuck you just said 'bout greggs you suvvern cunt?

>>11226720
As a Brit I can only apologise. I've never understood chip buttys as they're called. It's for people who love excess carbs and don't mind having no flavour

>>11227405
Fack you ya norvan cunt greggs is for plebs

>>11224756

>>11224363
There's a pasty joint near me in Burgerland that makes sausage rolls and I could get so fucking fat off those bad boys

>>11227425
Imagine the smell of the shits they're turning that "food" into.

>>11227407
>excess carbs
Wot a fukin poofter

>no flavour
And wot do you fink fukin salt n viniger is you twonk?

>>11227452
Imagine the smell of those cows before they even eat the food.

>>11227452
Paired with the copius amounts of booze trashy bong women drink that will be some loose greasey shit much like their roast beef looking lips

>>11227466
Which lips?

>>11224860
>>11224871
Newfag detected.

>>11227464
I unironically find bong women to be the least attractive women in the world.

>>11227414

>>11224377
pigs in blankets are cocktail sausages wrapped in bacon

>>11224624
only homeless people and teenagers drink that shit

>>11224363
Don't you guys also call them pasties or is that something else?

>>11227489
Either pair desu

>>11227556
no, pasty pastry is totally different.
sausage rolls are made with puff pastry
pasties are usually shortcrust

>>11227552
Not here in the US. Some quick Googling indicates you're probably in the UK, is that so?

>>11227581
>using google
neck yourself

One of my favourite fast food articles to get are hot dogs in dough with mashed potatoes.

>>11227594
Kek, what?

>>11227594
OK fine I'll just call you an illiterate retard because you somehow missed >>11224377
>here in the US

>>11224363
>Apparently you Americans have never heard of sausage rolls.
Based on what? I feel like you probably met one dude on /ck/ who was just pretending to be retarded because everyone who colonized the US has some variety of pastry covered sausage. Even the hispanics do sausages wrapped with tortilla.

>>11224363
Dat zijn gewoon saucijzenbroodjes, jonguh! Wa zegde gij nou?

>>11228453
Ik denk dat saucijzenbroodjes lekkerder zijn dan die britse meuk, broer.

>>11227598
That looks fucking delicious.

>>11227649
Tortilla is a bread not a pastry.

>>11224383
Simple as

>>11224363
So it's a hot pocket... Very special, Anon.

>>11229380
Bongs have a way of taking pedestrian food from around the world and making it a top tier dish in their country.

>>11227132
kek

>>11224363
Do Americans really eat this?

>>11224363
Obsessseeeeeeedddddd

>>11225989

Yeah 12 proof maybe. Google says between 6 to 8 abv depending on how faggy your state is.

>>11224377

It's not even a sausage inside really, just the meat.

>>11228933
As a general statement I'm quite sure that's inaccurate, especially considering that a lot of white people tortillas are made with lard.