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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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11219483 No.11219483 [Reply] [Original]

when your moms both a maths professor and a great cook and makes damn sure each kid gets an equal piece of shortbread cookie, so no bitchin'.

>> No.11219488

we're all gay btw, not sure if that matters

>> No.11219489

nigger

>> No.11219509

Okay, this is epic!!

>> No.11219557
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>>11219483
That time of year again....
Coworkers giving me food I do not want.

>> No.11219563

Is your mom single?

>> No.11219570

your mom needs to spend more time in the kitchen and less in the lecture hall... women have no business working, least of all as a math prof

>> No.11219595

>>11219557
Those things are gross

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>>11219483
>it's another "inbred Bong makes a retarded thread on /ck/" episode
At least you're not obsessing over Americans this time, Ser Gallafag.

>> No.11219615

>>11219483
those skinny fingers and gay as fuck nails. I hope you personally know these faggots and they haven't put this shit out in the open with their shit joke, also I hope they get AIDS

>> No.11219747

One kid cuts it, the other decides who gets what piece.

>> No.11219776

>>11219603
>mom
>cookie
Doesn't sound British to me.
That kind of baby talk is clearly American.

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>>11219776
>maths
>American

>> No.11220189

>>11219483
>implying you need to be a maths professor for this

>> No.11220213

Mooncake is disgusting