/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Nice I do that every day with 4 eggs.

>>11206902
absolutely patrician breakfast
>>11206907
>eating food before noon

Cool, maybe you should top that joint off with a bullet to the head, I would reccomend it.

>>11206902
If I smoked that to my self I'd still be high by supper time. I'd probably just go back to bed. what are the dark things? looks like chocolate covered raisins

>>11206902
>Coffee with lemmon
I am confuse

>>11206955
espresso with a dash of lemon is pretty tasty actually. it's popular in portugal. they even sometimes drop a shot of red wine into the espresso, which is not so tasty

You're absolutely right to be proud of consuming cannabis! Bragging about it makes it seem much cooler.

>>11206902
Why do stoners thing they are special? It's such a weak identity, anyone can do it

>>11206943
>Cool, maybe you should top that joint off with a bullet to the head, I would reccomend it.

>>11207748
Alcoholics aren't cool, I wonder why chronic stoners consider themselves cool.

>getting stoned in the morning
>thinking man

how can you think if you can't tell your arsehole from your elbow?

>>11206902
>chocolate
>coffee
>some.. raisins?
>a single lemon slice
>weed

You uh, you getting enough to eat anon?

>>11206902
>giving yourself brain damage
>thinking
Nah.

>>11207770
They're only getting healthier by smoking. Alcoholics are killing themselves.

>>11206902
DUDE

>>11207757
isn't all that pot supposed to make you happy, weedhead?

>>11207797
>getting healthier by smoking

>smoking weed past the age of 16

>>11207774
i bet you bounce off the walls from a single cup of tea

>>11207861
Joe Rogan is extremely successful, wealthy, and healthy and smokes weed everyday. What point are you trying to make NEET?

>>11206902
DUDE
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>>11206955
I've heard good things. Gonna try it tomorrow.

>>11207785
>putting captions on that pic....

>>11207861
You have that backwards moron. If you smoke before you're out of puberty then it can stunt your growth. You just outed yourself as retarded, and a manlet.

>>11208543
>putting ellipses in greentext

>>11206943
unironically this

>>11206943
this lol

>>11207797
>getting healthier by smoking

>>11207757
This is what the typical pot smoker looks like

>>11208582
>>11208751
samefag

>>11207757
>>11208841
samefag

>>11206902
What are those little brown things next to the pot, choco espresso beans?

>>11209116
It's shit, weeders like to eat shit because they are essentially braindead from their weed addiction. Google it there is a Vice documentary all about weeders eating shit

>>11210315
>vice
Virgin detected

>>11207797
Getting smarter more like ;)

>>11207748
I don't know. I don't tend to shout from the rooftops how I love a nice frosty line of speed with breakfast. Weed is insidiously dependancy forming I suppose.

>>11210321
>he didn't get the joke

>>11210315
>>11210321
>>11211027

>>11211084
holy fuck

>>11206902
>inhaling smoke
>When edibles and vaping exist

>>11206943
>gets mad at pot smokers
>can't spell recommend

>>11207874
You're not Joe Rogan.

>Smoking weed for breakfast
It's pathetic that the first thing you think of in the morning is getting high. If you need something long in your mouth, at least have some decency and substitute for dick.

>>11212372
>substitute for dick
t. /pol/dditor

>>11207797
>Absolute state of pot addicts

>live on neetbux
>smoke an eighth a day
>order takeout twice a day
life is fantastic

>>11207797
Okay, what the FUCK did he mean by this?

>not a line of coke and a snickers

>>11207797
>They're only getting healthier by smoking.

>>11207797
dude like weed cures cancer and like diabetes

I went out for breakfast today. It was delicious.

>>11207797
>Inhaling smoke is bad in this era of knowing that everything gives you cancer
>But not this smoke

Can you at least try to pass it off as ingesting refined THC and not just inhaling burning plant matter?

for the last 11 years my breakfast has been two big cups of coffee, 1-8 bong hits, and either a percocet or a xanax. never both, and never on the weekend. it's just to get through work.

>>11213165
>starting your day with downers

>>11206943

I'll never understand the fascination with drugs the anglo have.

>>11206902
I do enjoy a good smoke in the morning. But I've been thinking of stopping and switching to maybe a tea. Need to give muh lungs a break I been smokin for so long

>>11213172
Weed isnt a downer

>>11207874
Joe Rogan is a fucking faggot shill

>>11213189
How

>>11213186
It has mixed effects and Xanax and percs definitely are downers

DUDE
*hits blunt*
DUDE IT'S
*hacks up lungs*
DUDE IT'S JUST
*forgets what he's talking about*
DUUUUUUUDE
*lowers iq*
DUDE IT'S JUST
*gets schizophrenia*
DUDE IT'S JUST A PLANT BRO

>>11206943
I just want to thank you for speaking the truth anon

>>11206902
>Wanting to smoke literal everyday

You know that the body generate tolerances towards it right?
Like eventually pot would stop doing jackshit,smoke in moderation