/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11203479
Looks like nobody gave a shit you're leaving.

>>11203506
How come you said that?

>>11203479
>trey

>>11203506
My stepdad said that its weird to throw myself a going away party just because I'm going on a trip to Disneyland by myself for 4 days but I don't think it's.

Looks delicious my dude! I'd come to your party

>>11203547
Thanks but you probably arent invited no offence

>>11203541
>a grown lad going to disneyland for four days by himself
It is fucking weird you sperg. I'd eat the panini though.

>>11203479
paninnis waninnis :)

>>11203479
Where are you going, Reddit?

>>11203579
why is it weird to go on vacation and relax? I am goin to eat like the king of Disneyland since I have a credit card now and this time l get to finish my Princess ottograph book and my scrappedbook for the pictures. I made reserveations at the best restraunts in Disney when I booked my trip

>>11203602
We're on 4chan actually and I am goin to Disneyland

>>11203614
Would you happen to have any mental disabilities?

Wow, you're so wacky xD

>>11203645
I mean to say scrapbook, you don't have to be so mean. My brother has a disability called phocomelia so it makes me sad amd angry that you think its ok to make a joke about disableities

>>11203666
What's your IQ level? I'm just trying to understand you better.

>>11203574
>Unnecessary blunt reply to a nice comment
4chan ladies and gentlemen

>>11203672
I googled IQ level to see what you mean by this but it says you had to take a test? I heard about IQ before even tho I didnt really get what it stood for. I took the ACT test and the SAT test but we didnt get the IQ test at our school so I dont know it I guess

>>11203574
*no a fence

Take a picture of yourself anon

>>11203699
Those are three different words. I meant offence like when you find somethin offensive for example
>>11203683
Im sorry I didnt mean to be rude but I doubt theyre one of the thirty people i invited because I dony think they go on 4chan, they go on mostly reddit instead i think.

Reminder that Sub-Saharan Africans are dumber than OP

>>11203598
The secret to a good pannini is to put the ingrediants instead the bread BEFORE you press it.

>>11203731
Can you imagine being so mentally ill that even in a thread about paninis all you can think about is how much you hate black people?

>>11203479
Don't worry OP, I don't have any friends either.

I put sarin wrap on the sandwich platter and put them in the fridge... but how long do paninnis last in the fridge? Im leaving tomorrow morning so unless my stepdad or mom eat them will they go bad when I come back?
>>11203718
I dont know why you want this but here.
>>11203797
I do have friends they just didnt show up to my going away party

>>11203861
If you wrap them tight in plastic they should be ok in the freezer. Reheat in the oven.

>>11203861
>video game clothing
Bugman

>>11203880
You couldn't guess that from his trip to Disneyland?

>>11203874
Freezing them won't make the bread soggy will it? Or will the bread be toasted again with the oven?
>>11203880
>Bugman
....what?

>>11203894
>Freezing them won't make the bread soggy will it?
No, bread actually holds up pretty well in the freezer.

>>11203861
Why the fuck did you need a going away party if you're just leaving for a few days?

>being baited this hard

>>11203896
>No, bread actually holds up pretty well in the freezer.
Im confused. You just said that they can be frozen but now your saying that no breads hold up well when frozen. Which is it? Thank you for the help

>>11203861
>sarin wrap
Mein Gott!

>>11203861
>sarin wrap
>sarin
They'll be dead before you get back.

>>11203914
Pay attention to punctuation, my autistic friend.

>>11203902
I thought it would be nice for my friends and family to see me before I left so they wouldnt feel as bad when im gone

ITT: op pretends to be a retard

>>11203925
>>11203930
Im not autistic or retarded or mentally disabilitied. Im only dyslexiac

>trey
>ottograph
lel, confirmed for learning disability

Didn't want to make another thread because I have a question similar to the OP topic. Can you make a reuben or a cuban sandwich and press it like a panini?

>>11204742
you can and should be

>>11204748
What's the advantage of pressing a sandwich?

>>11203509
>Gimme gimme varky cummies
Be they spicy or very nummies.
Spend my hard-earned good-hubby points,
on hipster Portland hot sauce joints.
Wifey's bull lifts me to the car,
To find me varkies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty varky treats,
in comfy Prius heated seats.
Drunk Jerk, Black Bean, Mayo, Hab,
But of my varkies none I have.

>>11204785
Based 'vark poster

The singular form of 'panini' is 'panino'. You're welcome.

>>11204961
Do NOT google 'pan*no', fuck you so much

>>11203521

>>11204756
more crispy happen

>>11203699
Noah France

>>11203541
>but I don't think it's.
is this a meme
are you people doing this on purpose

>>11205661
SCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

>>11203927
>so they wouldnt feel as bad when im gone
People feel good when you leave the room anon. They feel bad when your return. They probably had a going away party, you just weren't invited.

>>11206392
>when your return
when his return? what?

>>11206421

>when you return
When he returns. Get it NPC?

>>11206431
>dumbfuck makes mistake
>it's now my fault for noticing
Fuck you, lady.

>>11206460
Poorly programmed NPC's are incapable of handling minor errors and edge cases.

>>11205801
"It's" actually mean "it is".

>>11205765
Literally who?

>>11203479
Looks good OP. What's in it? Did you even use that sauce? I bought some a while ago and I'm not a fan.

>>11203614
>throw going away party for a vacation
>go on vacation alone with credit card
>relatives have mental disabilities
>grown man filling out princess book
>doesn't realize why throwing a going away party is silly
>doesnt understand 4 days away is no different to friends than standard time away
>puts self and own feelings first

I hope you bury yourself in debt OP, because it seems like you're on a fast track of being way too sheltered and needing to learn from your mistakes.

>>11203934
There's structure and consistency to your mistakes dude. A learning disability might truly be in the way of your spelling since you spell words as you seem to hear them rather than how they're really spelt, such as spelling grisly as grizzly.

>>11207270
Im surprised my thread was still up because I thought most people on here dont like me. Im on my way to Anahiem now
Since your interested I will tell you the ingredents I used. Please excuse my bad grammer, Im trying to use google so I dont mess up the spelling
On half of the paninnis I used spiral sliced honeycured ham and aged extra sharp cheddar cheese and on the other half I put turkey and aged gouda cheese. On all of them I put romaine lettuce, sliced grilled mushrooms, caramelized onions, green onion, and hollandaise sauce.
I tried a bite of sandwich in the op with the secret aardvark sauce but it didnt go together so I ate the rest without it.

>>11206431
Spending your time making typos on 4chan and calling other people the new meme of the month. I hope your lineage ends with you.

Why is this shitball thread still alive? Quit bumping it

>>11205833
TR3W4Y!!

>>11207315
That's really, really rude and I'm not even OP. Maybe his friends are really close to him and, unlike you, he will be missed. Did you ever consider that?
>>11207348
This sounds delicious OP, ignore the haters. I'm 36 and I stood in line for 2 and a half hours to get my picture taken with Elsa and Anna at Disney World. Real men don't care what other people think.

>>11203479
I like to eet eet eet eeples and peeneeenees
I like to out out out ouples and pounounous

>>11207947
Based apple and banana poster

>>11203479
>I made a trey of paninnis
>I made
>When you're clearly in a restaurant
Stop lying faggot
Also
>trey

>>11203479
nice gay ass hand grip on your phone

>>11203903
Don't think it's bait anon, just a goofy and naive newfag. This isn't my main board, so I'm happy to make it a containment for our newfriends.

>>11207989
Thats my stepdad sitting across our kitchen table not a restraunt lol

>>11208223
nope need more proof, take a picture of your kitchen or table area

also if you can, for 100% verification, include your step-dad's dick in the picture.

>>11208238
Im at Disneyland until Wendsday so I cant take a picture of it and your other request is nasty Id never do that

>>11203479
>the perfect panini doesn't exi-

>>11203479
Looks like you could use a new bottle of 'vark.

>>11208626
>>11208255
>the worst stepson doesn't exi-

>>11203479

LOVE a good 'nini with 'Vark. I would have came to your party OP.

>>11203861
You look like soiboi version of The Act Man

>>11203614
>since I have a credit card now
buahahahaha enjoy your crippling debt you inevitably work yourself into in a few years.
there's a reason people tell you to stay the fuck away from those things. unless you have good self control which most people do not.

>>11203666
>My brother has a disability called phocomelia

>A rare congenital deformity in which the hands or feet are attached close to the trunk, the limbs being grossly underdeveloped or absent.
WHAT THE FUCK

>>11203666
>phocomelia
Isn't that the thing that happened to Thalidomyde babies?

>>11204742
>reuben or a cuban
Do you only make sandwiches that rhyme? Are you Dr Seuss?

I call bullshit OP if no one came to your party then whose fucking phone is that in the background opposite where youre sitting. Lying cunt.

>>11203541
Lost

>>11208790
It's probably his step-dad's phone >>11208223

>>11208798
>no one came to the party
>someone came
So OP is a confirmed lying cunt?

>>11208804
It sounds like he lives with his parents. He wouldn't have to invite them if they're already there.

>>11208811
He said no one came to his party, not the people he invited didnt come. His parents could have easily avoided the party but they showed up to it. People showed up to the party OP claimed no one showed up to. He is a fraud and should be killed in the street like a sick dog.

>>11208815
See
>>11203719

>>11207348
>>11207943
do you jerk off to the pictures you take with them?

>>11207943
t. Bleeding Heart Roastie who feels bad for OP in principle but would not give him her pussy

>>11209314
Not her, but I'm a roastie too and I think OP is really cute. I would take away his v-card desu.

OP post a pic of yourself with a princess or no one will believe this retarded bullshit thread.

>>11209480
How many guys did you fuck on your way to clicking the post button?

>>11209715
You sound like a bitter incel desu.

>>11203479
In honour of this thread I made a paninis too. Let me know what you think lads

>>11210018
Yum these look delicious

Stop bullying OP you faggots.

>>11210853
This is so fake. Its a shop of a rat with a duck beak. You idiot's will believe anything.

>>11209694
He'd have to get her verbal or written consent to post it here first, retard.

op is obviously retardposting you mongs, noone that inept is posting here

>>11209480
no you woudnt larping nigger stop lying

>>11203479
Hey dumbass, the plural for paninus is panini.

>>11203479
>>11207348
Looks and sounds very tasty OP. 10/10, would gorge myself.
>>11212971
Suck my paninus, faggot.

>>11210853
Bullying is the only way bugmen like this will ever amount to anything

>>11212323
He could cross her face out you absolute fucking faggot.

>>11203666
Fucking hell, this guys brother is a nugget.

>>11213449
He'd still have to get her permission you dumb incel.

I know you're probably memeing OP but on the offchance that you are actually retarded ill bite
Most people consider going to a place like disneyland to be a group activity, like going to the theater. it will probably get boring after the second day, if you are going fast and hit up California Adventure it might take 3 days.
Also, your friends dont care because 4 days isnt a long time to go without seeing someone. The paninis look good though, I like mine in order of top to bottom
>shredded parmesean
>Sourdough w/ olive oil to toast
>pesto
>A choice between: Muenster, Havarti, Swiss, or Provalone
>Turkey
>Tomato
>Garlic aioli or avocado
>Sourdough w/ olive oil to toast

>>11203479
I'm sorry, anon. Those look like good ninis tho

>>11214170
>avocado

>>11214170
Disneyland is great by yourself because you often get to skip a portion of ride queues to fill empty seats as a solo rider.

The theater is even better by yourself. You get an opportunity to think about what you see without being immediately bombarded by inane prattle.

>>11214208
I like 'cado becauseit has a nice texture and adds a rich flavor to the sandwich, the mexican lady on the side of the freeway sells em $5 for a large bag. She probably stole them from orchards in the area though
>>11214223
you're not wrong but they are still considered unusual by most people. My kinoplex is shit so i dont really go, I just wait for redbox

>>11214230
If you like avacadoes you'll LOVE bacon and 'cha on your 'ninis

>>11214236
lel no sriracha is only good on shit like rice and beans if youre eating bland food. bacon can be ok but I'd rather eat it on its own than lose the flavor in the sandwich. And before you say it 'tella tastes like shit and Kirkland Signiature Hazelnut Spread tastes 1000x better.

>>11214253
>>11214236
If you've had oven cooked bacon btw its surprisingly good

>>11214154
Bullshit you dumb slut give me a source on that. Btw I’ve had more pussy than you’ve had hot dinners.

Are you talking about panini as in the italian word? Because panini is plural

>>11203479
They look scrumdiddlyumptious, OP.

>>11203541
Holy shit that's so autistic

>>11206852
Nobody says "it's" at the end of a sentence. Don't do that again