/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Beyond Burger

Beyond ethical
Beyond environmental
Beyond nutritious
Beyond delicious

>>11195180
Burger.

>>11195187
Desperate imitation of vastly inferior quality and taste.

Questions?

>>11195200

>>11195204
/r/nobodyasked

>only one meat patty

Oh thanks my dog will love this.

>>11195180
Contains: beef.

>>11195187
Contains: pea protein isolate, expeller-pressed canola oil, refined coconut oil, water, yeast extract, maltodextrin, natural flavors, gum arabic, sunflower oil, salt, succinic acid, acetic acid, non-GMO modified food starch, cellulose from bamboo, methylcellulose, potato starch, beet juice extract (for color), ascorbic acid (to maintain color), annatto extract (for color), citrus fruit extract (to maintain quality), vegetable glycerin.

>>11195217
Sorry, maybe this will be more up your alley.

>>11195216
/f/u/ /f/a/g

>>11195224
Oh no big long words!!!

>>11195333
coconut oil will literally kill you

>>11195351
Beef already kills millions of innocent cows and millions of people through its consumption

>>11195224
Even if those chemicals were dangerous, the ethical gains of decreasing or even eliminating animal slaughter would be easily worth a 10% increase in some form of cancer or whatever. I would gladly help promote a product with marginal health risks for humans that saved massive amounts of non-human animal lives.

>>11195360
Vegans love to use the word "innocent" when it comes to these conversations. Guess what, bucko, we don't kill them because they've committed crimes, we kill them because they're a tasty and easily farmable source of protein. Reasonable adults don't start sobbing because an animal died. The fly you swatted or the spider you stepped on wasn't guilty either, but nobody seems to have qualms about that. The pets and CHILDREN you fucking idiots kill because you try to feed them a vegan diet aren't guilty either, but suddenly none of you give a shit when that happens.

>>11195333
>missing the point entirely

>>11195379
>we should all kill ourselves with frankenburgers because a cow's life is more important than our own

i miss the commercials with based dave thomas

>>11195383
You don’t use the word innocent to strictly describe criminal acts. You use it to describe something that doesn’t deserve its punishment. Like the punishment of some fatty that needs 330gs of protein to lift his fat ass off his toilet seat

>y-you killed this!!
Complete strawman you crumbling faggot

>>missing the point entirely
I get the point. You’re a fat dumb faggod, probably nice umami taste in your ribs, better chop you up! Gotta get that delicious protein! Nihilism ftw xD

>>11195389
>we should kill everyone and everything with chemically fed and treated beef because words scare me

>>11195383
>spiders are interchangeable with pigs and cows
I don't know about that.

>>11195400
>no actual argument
Is the soy deteriorating your brain to where the only "argument" you can put forth is feeble insults?

>>11195204
you mean the cult of 99.99% of all humans that ever lived?

>>11195413
>have your bumbling strawman thoroughly picked apart

>”lol u hav no argument!!”

was vegan for a year.

this board is making me hate myself for it, you faggots are fucking insufferable.

eatin double meat tonight to make up for it, i repent.

>>11195416
Yes

Did you think you were being clever?

>>11195379
>(((ethical gains)))

>>11195430
>hates jews

>shills for big pharma and animal agriculture destroying the planet and society

Makes sense

>>11195430
>ethics aren't real
Hmm...

For me it's the Culver's double deluxe butterburger

>>11195180
>nothing but vegans ad-homing actual arguments
Another thread lost, lads. Never thought I'd wish for a vegan board just so these shills could fuck off.

>pay double or triple for frankenburger dogshit just so you can pat yourself on the back for doing nothing

>>11195455
>the big bully vegans called me fat and disproved my pseudoscience again!!!

>>11195379
> Ignores the fact that the only reason those animals live in the first place is to provide food

wew

>>11195224
>misses that almost all of those are directly extracted from plants

Shit you get more weird chemicals from unwashed fruit.

>>11195534
Yes, humans fucked up the natural life cycles so severely we’ve essentially had to become God to them. That doesn’t necessitate their slaughter for food

>>11195534
>the only reason those animals live in the first place is to provide food
I don't get why this is meant to be an argument against replacing animal slaughter with artificial meat. I don't think anyone cares if the birth rate of animals goes down in the future. The issue is suffering, not population size.

>>11195467
>meat eaters are now considered triggered hillary voters
in what fucking world?

>>11195390
Best in the bidness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUKDspx0LZ0

>>11195187
Beyond autistic

>>11195425
How could you stand them before? They never shut the fuck up anywhere they go. At least on /ck/ there are people that tell the vegans how retarded they are. On something like reddit for instance if you tell a vegan they are dumb youll get banned.

>>11195180
The perfect cheeseburger