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Anyone else Vark 2 the maxxx this weekend?

There's a lot of sauces out there, but ONLY one gives me the zipp to shred the surf, scorch the slopes, nail hotties, and sauce like a boss... You know, we call it Varkin!

On Saturday I took a bottle down to the local triple A game, and passed a bottle down the aisle. People started putting it on their hotdogs and hamburgers and their faces lit up. You could hear the crowd roar, but it wasnt the baseball... it was the Secret Vark sauce that had them in a frenzy.

People found out, and lifted me on their shoulders cheering "V MAN V MAN V MAN". Both teams came out of the dugout to congratulate me and try the sauce. Not surprising really, being a Varker and all.

kind reminder; its more than a sauce... its a lifestyle.

>> No.11182610

>>11182508
>zipp

>> No.11182623

>>11182508
4/10

>> No.11182632

>>11182508
Are you me?

>> No.11182675

>>11182508
Yeah I’m excited for you but I use hot sauce like once a month

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>>11182508
Dude! We took some chicks that were Varked out of their minds down to the lake today! Us Vark bros were smashing puss all day!